100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(nineteen)

When Chen Xie came, the dishes on our table were full. In order to wait until the few people on the table did not move their chopsticks, Chen Xie wore a thin scarf and wore a camel coat and smiled and left for less than ten minutes. Come over: "I also said that I will have dinner together next time. I don't know how long you will stay here." She talked to Shu Qin first, then glanced at Yu Haiqiao, and was stunned, "Why are you here? Is this?"

Because I was sitting next to Shuqin, I also put my own bowls and chopsticks here, so strictly speaking, Yu Haiqiao's position was still empty. Yu Haiqiao explained: "I told their junior high school classmates. ."

Chen Xie nodded: "Then move inside."

Yu Haiqiao very obediently picked up his own bowls and chopsticks and sat down inside. He happened to face me face to face, and he glanced at me.

Chen Xie sat down and untied the scarf and took off his coat. He handed it to Yu Haiqiao very naturally: "You have a place to put down your clothes, thank you."

Yu Haiqiao still very obediently took the things and put them beside him. I touched my chin across from him, Yu Haiqiao glanced at me and asked me aloud: "Would you like to put your bag here? ?"

I smiled and answered him politely: "Thank you, no need."

Yu Haiqiao raised his eyebrows slightly, and Chen Xie, who was sitting next to him, looked over. She stared at me for a while, and suddenly realized: "Shi Ran! Long time no see."

I said, "Yeah, it's been a long time since I heard Shuqin say that you are a friend with her. I still sigh that this world is too small."

She smiled: "Yes, this world is too small, you are still junior high school classmates." After she sighed, she praised my nails like Shuqin, "Your nails are so beautiful, where they are made, I want them too. Make one."

I said: "You will add me on WeChat later, and I will send you the address. I have a membership card, which can be discounted."

Chen Xie smiled and said, "It's great."

Yu Haiqiao, the dog, forced a glance at my nails, and said with a puzzled face: "Does these nails look good? It's not convenient to do anything."

Chen Xie turned his head and pushed him with his elbow: "Why are you still such a straight man? Of course it looks good, you don't know how to appreciate it."

Yu Haiqiao pouted his lips, but he didn't even refute.

I stared at Yu Haiqiao for a while, especially wanting to give him a middle finger, rubbish, but I resisted it in the crowd.

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When everyone started to move the chopsticks, Yang Xiongwei began to ask Yu Haiqiao and Chen Xie: "Have you two always been in contact?"

Chen Xie said: "Yes, I have always been in contact. When I was studying in China, I would have dinner with him every year when I went home for the New Year. I have asked him for several meals, but this person is very busy.

Yang Xiongwei hehe: "Listen to Shu Qin saying that you are not going back, right?" He also winked at Yu Haiqiao, this person is actually here as a wingman.

Chen Xie said: "Yes, I don't go anymore, it's better to be at home~"

Yang Xiongwei continued to act as a wingman: "The family is indeed good, and the family is quite good. Yu Haiqiao has been in a blank period of relationship recently, right?"

I glanced at Shu Qin and bit her ear: "Your husband has a special hobby to be a matchmaker?"

Before Shu Qin spoke, Yu Haiqiao, the dog, suddenly sat across from me and asked me with a smile, "What are you two talking about secretly behind us?"

Chen Xie had a good conversation with Yang Xiongwei. After hearing that, both of them turned their eyes around, and Shu Qin said gently: "It's nothing, you also need to know the topic of girls, really." After she finished she looked at me. "I also think my husband is long-winded" on his face gave me a very helpless look.

I lowered my mouth, and Yang Xiongwei immediately returned the topic to me, saying with some caution: "Shi Ran's relationship is also in the blank period, right?"

I explained: "No, no, I was joking with you last time."

After I finished speaking, I saw Yu Haiqiao's back stiffened, and then politely asked me, "Didn't Shi Ran get married a few years ago?"

Chen Xie: "Really, who you are married to, who married you is so blessed."

I first glanced at Yu Haiqiao, and then at Chen Xie next to him: "Yes, I and I always have an open marriage relationship. If other people are together, just put it forward."

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My words may be a bit out of place. Everyone was silent for a second, and Shu Qin made a rounding round: "Yes, I also know that there is such a marriage relationship, but I don't have any friends around me. Can I ask you alone next time?"

I said of course it can.

Chen Xie said: "I think this relationship is very good. I am free without restraint, because I like to be together. If I don't like it, I will be with others."

I said, "Yeah, so I am about to divorce recently."

As a person who has never let the dinner table go cold, I succeeded in letting the dinner table go cold for a while. I deeply feel that the more experience in life, the better, and everything has to be experienced to make life more colorful.

Yang Xiongwei quickly changed the subject after I had expressed my views on marriage, from the embarrassment committed in junior high school to the life in high school, and there were also small fragments of him and his wife who fell in love and knew each other.

Yu Haiqiao sat opposite me, his back leaning on the sofa with his hands around his chest, his face was listening without any expression on his face.

In fact, Yu Haiqiao is not really angry in front of me. He has never been in a proper way. He started to talk without a few serious words. My slight anger was the one when I hit his car. , He scolded me unscrupulously, but after a few minutes he cleared up his emotions and slapped me. At this moment, he was sitting opposite me with his chest ringed blankly, looking a little unhappy.

I don't know what he is happy about, so I don't bother to pay attention to him.

Yang Xiongwei chatted and chatted and played his matchmaker character again and began to match Yu Haiqiao and Chen Xielalang. Shu Qin smiled and asked him to say a few words less, he pushed his glasses and "oh" out innocently. Screamed.

Yu Haiqiao said slowly: "I'm married, Chen Xie knows."

Chen Xie said "Ah." She was still eating, and while eating, she said, "Yes, he got married three years ago. I know, but I didn't tell me who his wife was. I was thinking that he lied to me for money. Well, I haven't seen his wife until now."

Yang Xiongwei also said "Ah": "Last time you said in the group..."

The corners of Yu Haiqiao's mouth curled up: "No, I was joking with people."

Yang Xiongwei hesitated for a while, and Shu Qin said sharply: "Your wife is not just Shi Ran, right?" After she finished speaking, she slowly shifted her gaze to me.

"..." I was eating ribs, very innocent.

Yang Xiongwei: "Fuck, are you two teasing me?!"

Chen Xie sat there and was stunned. She glanced at me and then looked at Yu Haiqiao, a little dazed.

"..." I suddenly felt that I was so bored. Yang Xiongwei was not familiar with me again. I was joking with him. Can he take it seriously? I gathered my hair that had just been shortened, coughing cough, "I am not."

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me.

Yang Xiongwei is still very angry: "You two curse each other to death, how much hatred and resentment? Why are you still the same as when you were in junior high school!" He seems to be very incomprehensible about the relationship between Yu Haiqiao and me. I wondered "what the **** do you guys like to marry each other? Wouldn't it be okay to buy a lottery ticket with money from the Civil Affairs Bureau if you win a millionaire?"

Of course, the long string of words in the middle was made up in my own mind, mainly in my own heart, because the Civil Affairs Bureau did not go to work on weekends. I was still at work and took a fake taxi for a few hours to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to call. The marriage certificate, the taxi meter showed that it was 18 yuan and two cents. The driver charged me 19 yuan. After finishing the marriage certificate, Yu Haiqiao sat in the car and talked to me about a long list of dogs and jumped on it. I bit his speech, and then drove back to work by myself, and then I took a taxi back to my company to work. The fare for the return trip was two yuan because it was blocked at the red light. In total, I paid thirty-nine yuan to receive this. Marriage certificate.

Why don't you take this money for good? Drinking milk tea can increase your happiness and grow two catties of meat.

Yu Haiqiao didn't look at me, his expression on his face was very gentle and began to explain: "No, we are joking, we have been joking like this, but I didn't expect to pull you in."

Chen Xie was sitting next to him, probably because he didn’t know much about “cursing each other to death”, so he didn’t get involved in this topic: “Why don’t you tell us about your marriage to Shi Ran!” She finished complaining and looked at Yu Haiqiao. I pointed my finger at Yu Haiqiao, "This man is too unreliable, right? He is still hiding when married to you. He got married and I transferred him several thousand yuan of money, and said he wanted to see it. The wedding photos are not shown to me, it’s inexplicable."

I also explained gently: "We didn't take wedding photos when we got married, so I don't want to waste time."

Chen Xie sighed and said, "His circle of friends is also full of work-related things. I also asked him how he got married and didn't slander his happiness. He still ignored me. It's true."

I said: "Ah? Do you have to post to Moments when you are in love and marriage? If you break up and get divorced, it will be troublesome to delete one by one."

Yu Haiqiao sat across from me and raised his eyelids and glanced at me. Then I saw that he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and looked like he wanted to contact someone for something. He poked his finger on the phone screen. For a while, the phone in my bag After a shock, I glanced at Yu Haiqiao, and Yu Haiqiao put the phone back in his pocket.

Yu Haiqiao didn't look at me anymore, he turned his head to talk to Yang Xiongwei: "Listen to Shi Ran saying that you have changed your name now?"

Yang Xiongwei exclaimed twice, somewhat distressed: "I want to change my name again, but it's not very convenient to work."

Yu Haiqiao chuckled.

Chen Xie asked me enthusiastically: "You two grew up together, so envious, it's no wonder that you can accept an open marriage relationship. What is your current relationship status?"

I spoke slowly: "I just fell in love with other people recently..."

Yu Haiqiao stopped talking to Yang Xiongwei and looked at me, as if he didn't hear clearly: "What?"

I haven't spoken yet, Chen Xie poked his arm: "Oh, let me change the position with you, so it is inconvenient for me to chat with Shi Ran." The coat and scarf on this side were pushed between her and Yu Haiqiao, looking at me enthusiastically and continuing to ask, "What then? But what exactly is an open marriage like?"

Just make up casually: "It's the relationship life between me and him without restraining each other."

Shu Qin sat in the middle and listened for a long time and explained it professionally: "It's like dancing. Both men and women are dancing partners, but occasionally they will exchange other dancing partners in the middle of the tune, but it will not affect each other. This relationship for the dance partner."

I made a cry in my heart.

Chen Xie continued to ask: "But in the process of exchanging partners, do you find that other partners are better?"

I nodded silently in my heart—good question.

Shu Qin said: "The relationship between you and your partner is very free and equal, so you can tell him that you have found a better partner for you."

Chen Xie nodded and looked at me again: "Then you like others, which means..."

Yu Haiqiao suddenly called me next to her: "Shi Ran."

I looked at him: "Huh?"

"When you went out in the morning, you asked me to remind you to look at your phone during lunch, saying that your boss might send you an email at this time for you to forward." He said.

I:"…"

I took out my phone from my bag, deleted the messy advertising messages and app push with one click, and clicked on WeChat. Yu Haiqiao sent me a message a few minutes ago—what do you mean?

I type-literally.

Click to send, Chen Xie sat opposite me and started asking Yu Haiqiao again: "Did Shi Ran tell you that he likes other people? Do you have someone you like?"

I glanced at Yu Haiqiao.

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me, he withdrew his gaze, and said without emotion, "Of course there is."