80s Taoism

Guo Daogui didn't dare to take the bowl from Zhang Jiaohua's hand, how dare he eat it? If he could eat it, he would have officially left the teacher long ago.

"You, why don't you eat it yourself?" Guo Daogui took a step back. He was actually scared by a fart boy who only reached his chest, so he took a few steps back.

"I eat? All right, then I will eat first. It will be your turn later." Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

A chopstick is about twenty centimeters long, with an average of six or seven centimeters. Moreover, now the two ends of the chopsticks are sharpened, as sharp as a knife. If this is eaten directly, it will definitely hurt the digestive tract. But this is a threshold for Mei Shanshui to be a teacher. The world of sailors is difficult for ordinary people to understand. So, whether it was Zhang Youping, Liu Qiaoye, or the rest of the Liu family, they were all stunned.

"Cub, what are you doing? Don't eat!" Liu Qiaoye was the first to say loudly.

"What's the matter with you? If my son makes a mistake, I'll never end with you!" Zhang Youping suddenly stood up on the stool. He couldn't see any fat on his body, but when he stood up, the tendons in his hands were tense like bowstrings, and he knew that his body was full of strength.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Guo Daogui immediately retreated to the gate of the courtyard, ready to run away at any time, one Liu Biao was enough for him, but now there is someone who is obviously better than Liu Biao, how can he be an opponent?

"Can this be my fault? Didn't you see that this brat forced me to eat chopsticks? Why didn't you guys speak just now? Now that your son is about to eat it, you have something to say. Brother, someone here is going to do something to me!" Guo Daogui shouted out of the yard.

It turned out that Song Dachao, Guo Daogui's senior brother, also came, but he waited outside and did not come in. Because they didn't confirm that the sailor who grabbed the fragrant feet was not here. So first let Guo Daogui come in and take a look. Just when he heard Zhang Jiaohua wanted Guo Daogui to eat chopsticks, Song Dachao wanted to break in. But it felt a little wrong, the one who made Guo Daogui eat chopsticks was not an adult, but a child.

Now that Guo Daogui was calling for help, Song Dachao, who originally wanted to continue observing, had to rush in.

When Guo Daogui saw his senior brother coming in, he quickly hid behind his senior brother, "Senior brother, this person wants to attack me! You came just in time."

Song Dachao has a burly body and a slender body. He can tell at a glance that he is very good at fighting. But Zhang Youping is not afraid. Before he got married, he had a lot of fights. He was not afraid of the last one who was bigger than him.

But Zhang Jiaohua could see that it was not easy to come here, he was not ordinary strong, in the dream, there were a group of old Taoist priests who could fight. The Meishan Sect is not only good at spells, but also martial arts. Although not every Meishan sailor is capable of both literary and martial arts, every sailor must learn a little kung fu, otherwise if he encounters something difficult, it's not for fun.

Zhang Jiaohua knew that this person was powerful, fearing that his father would suffer, he quickly put down the bowl, ran over quickly, and stood in front of Zhang Youping.

"I invite Zhang Wulang, the patriarch of Fantan, to come down to the altar. I want to ask Wulang's origin. Zhang Wulang was born on September 19th in the Jiazi year. He went to pray at the age of 12 and returned to his hometown at the age of 36..." Zhang Jiaohua sang this passage loudly to show his identity. If the other party is a sailor, you can't do it casually. You have to be polite first and then soldiers. That is, negotiate first.

"Senior brother, what are you talking about with him? Just now, this kid plotted against me and almost made me choke to death." Guo Daogui is now very proud to have his senior brother backing him up.

"Don't be silly!" Song Dachao bowed his hands to Zhang Jiaohua, he was also extremely horrified, he didn't expect that this kid was really a sailor. Song Dachao had no choice but to answer, "Please turn over the altar Zhang Wulang, the second master of the ancestor descended to the altar. Zhang Wulang was born on the ninth day of the ninth month of the Bingxu year, and Zhang Wulang was born at the time of Haishi. Walking in front of Longhu Mountain, you can see the heavenly master's seat; walking in front of Emei Mountain, you can see the great light of Emei's sky. There is a sassafras tree on Emei Mountain..."

Different sailors have different opinions about the origin of the patriarch. As soon as this spell is cast, one can know the opponent's sect. Although the ancestors of both parties are Zhang Wulang, in fact, there are many sects that pretend to be Zhang Wulang. Because Zhang Wulang has a very high status in Meishan Water Division.

Zhang Jiaohua's Patriarch Mantra is much older than Song Dachao's. As soon as Zhang Jiaohua sang, Song Dachao couldn't figure out where Zhang Jiaohua came from. Zhang Jiaohua didn't know much about other factions either. After listening to the other party sing "The Patriarch's Mantra", I was still in the fog. Neither side dared to act rashly.

"Since you are a fellow, why do you want to bully others and steal others' feet?" Song Dachao felt that he was on the right side.

Zhang Jiaohua snorted coldly, "When did I snatch someone else's fragrant feet? Who did I snatch?"

"My junior brother Guo Daogui is the sailor of Lan Snake Creek, and this Lan Snake Creek is naturally his fragrant feet. Isn't it a little unreasonable for you to come in without saying hello?" Song Dachao asked.

"Really? On your way, you can make incense without being a teacher? Come on, tell me, you can't even count as a sailor. How can you get incense feet? Do you make incense without being a teacher? Is it considered cheating?" Zhang Jiaohua questioned. Regardless of Zhang Jiaohua's young age, in his dream, he had seen a lot of things in the world with his master before he became a teacher.

Zhang Jiaohua stopped Song Dachao in question. Everyone usually turns a blind eye to this junior brother, and often forgets about this matter.

Guo Daogui immediately argued, "Why do you say that you have already become a teacher?"

Guo Daogui saw that Zhang Jiaohua was only a little older, so it was impossible for him to become a teacher.

"Then I'll prove it to you." Zhang Jiaohua ran back, picked up the bowl, and drank three pieces of chopsticks with water. (Don't imitate!)

"Don't!" Zhang Youping, Liu Qiaoye, Liu Tongmao, Luo Dongzhen, Liu Biao, Zhao Lanying, and even Song Dachao all shouted loudly, wanting to stop Zhang Jiaohua. But Zhang Jiaohua was faster, drawing several circles on the bowl with his fingers. He raised his head and drank the water with his chopsticks.

Although Zhang Jiaohua passed the entrance examination and ate the chopsticks in his dream, it was a dream after all. In reality, he has never eaten chopsticks. After melting the water, the three pieces of chopsticks entered Zhang Jiaohua's mouth, and the feeling was exactly the same as in the dream. After the extremely sharp and relatively hard bamboo chopsticks reached the mouth, they felt as soft as vermicelli. When I sucked it hard, the three chopsticks were eaten smoothly like vermicelli. After eating it, I didn't feel any discomfort at all.

Liu Qiaoye hurriedly rushed over and dug into Zhang Jiaohua's mouth with his hand, trying to dig out the three pieces of chopsticks, but Zhang Jiaohua's mouth was already empty, and Zhang Jiaohua actually ate the three pieces of chopsticks.

"Zai Zai, what can we do? What can we do? Youping! Hurry up, take him to the hospital!" Liu Qiaoye panicked, tears gushing out like spring water.