80s Taoism

"Why are you here?" Zhang Jiaohua frowned and looked at Zhang Yuanbao who followed his grandparents into the house.

"Hmph!" Zhang Yuanbao ignored the little master's questioning at all.

Zhang Manyin laughed and said, "This kid, can't my cousin come too?"

Although Liu Qiaoye felt slightly displeased in his heart, he still had to reprimand Zhang Jiaohua on the surface, "Stinky boy, why don't you hurry up and move stools for grandparents? Yuanbao, please sit down too."

"What kind of meat is this?" Ma Donghua asked strangely looking at the rabbit meat in the crock pot.

"Hare meat. The beggar got it from the mountains today." Zhang Youping said proudly after feeding his parents and nephew. Didn't you say that my son is here and there? Now look, my son got the hare back.

Zhang Manyin didn't quite believe it, "How is it possible? Beggar can be the mountain dog of Chen Lisong's family? It's not easy for Chen Lisong's mountain dog to catch up with hares in the mountains."

"How do you talk? Comparing your grandson with others driving mountain dogs?" Ma Donghua quickly complained to the man in a low voice.

Zhang Manyin's words were really inappropriate, Liu Qiaoye's face changed, and Zhang Youping was also a little unhappy. Zhang Jiaohua didn't care, he felt that he could run faster than a mountain dog, and it wasn't something to be ashamed of.

Zhang Manyin also felt that his words were terribly wrong. He didn't have any evil intentions, but he just said it casually. People in the mountains usually don't pay much attention to their speech, so naturally it is impossible to think carefully about every sentence. Just say what you have.

"Tomorrow, I will also go to the mountains to hunt hares. Even beggars can hunt hares, why can't I?" Zhang Yuanbao was entrusted by his parents with the family mission of competing with Zhang Jiaohua when he was born. Now the beggar can get meat for the family. Naturally, he couldn't fall behind.

"Nonsense! There are wild beasts everywhere in the mountains. Who said to go to the mountains to catch hares? It's pure luck that the beggar can catch the hares. If you are unlucky and encounter wolves, wild boars, etc., what should you do? You are not allowed to hunt hares in the mountains, and neither are the beggars." Zhang Manyin scolded.

This time, Zhang Manyin's words won the support of his son and daughter-in-law.

"Yes, it's too dangerous for children to chase rabbits into the mountains. There are blue wolves in Meishan. If you encounter wolves, you won't find any bones. Beggar, you can only go to the forest behind the yard to collect firewood. You are not allowed to go to the mountains." Liu Qiaoye warned.

Zhang Jiaohua glared at his cousin. Although Zhang Yuanbao was warned not to go to the mountains, he didn't care at all. Instead, he proudly made a face at Zhang Jiaohua, which meant that you couldn't go either.

Seeing Zhang Yuanbao like this, Zhang Jiaohua was very annoyed, scratched his head, and suddenly had an idea, and said behind Zhang Yuanbao, "Jin Hu, where have you been these days? Why haven't you seen you all this time?"

Zhang Yuanbao's hairs stood on end all of a sudden, his back felt chilly, and he burst into tears, Zhang Manyin quickly hugged Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Manyin's face also changed. He thought that Zhang Jiaohua hadn't seen the five little ghosts for a while, but he didn't expect the five little ghosts to appear tonight. Ma Donghua also looked nervous.

Zhang Youping and Liu Qiaoye also became tense all of a sudden, and finally calmed down for a while, Jin Hu and the others unexpectedly reappeared.

Zhang Jiaohua chuckled, "Don't be nervous, I lied to brother Yuanbao."

"You son of a bitch! Can this kind of thing lie to people? I don't know if people are scared to death?" Zhang Youping stood up abruptly, intending to beat Zhang Jiaohua.

Liu Qiaoye quickly pulled Zhang Youping back, "Stinky boy, why don't you admit your mistake to Dad and promise not to do this again? You can't lie to people like this, you know?"

Ma Donghua also said, "Beggar, your mother is right. You can't lie to people about this kind of thing. Just let it go today, don't do it in the future."

When Zhang Yuanbao heard that it was a lie, he finally let go of his heart, but looked back at Zhang Jiaohua, and found that this guy was not beaten. How, how can this be done? So he continued to cry.

"You beggar, don't be so scary in the future. See how you scare your brother. Youping, I think you should find someone to take a look at the beggar matter. You can't keep procrastinating like this." Zhang Manyin has always had some opinions on the behavior of his son and daughter-in-law in the matter of Zhang beggar.

"Father, it's nothing to me. Caller Hua can't see those things now. There is no need to find someone." Zhang Jiaohua has already seen Zai Zai's ability, and if something happens, he can handle it himself. If he can't handle it by himself, where can he find a Mei Shanshui master who is stronger than Zai Zai?

"Every time I tell you, you always say the same thing." Zhang Manyin was very dissatisfied with Zhang Youping's attitude.

"Don't talk about it. Since the beggar is fine, it doesn't matter whether you find someone to watch it or not." Ma Donghua saw that the atmosphere was a little tense, so she hurried out to defuse it.

"Hmph!" Zhang Manyin was very displeased, put the chopsticks on the table, and continued to eat without appetite.

No matter what the adults say, Zhang Jiaohua just eats, and the little gray dog ​​at his feet is also very delicious. Zhang Jiaohua was afraid that the little gray dog's throat would be stuck by a bone, so he specially picked meat without bones for the little gray dog ​​to eat. Instead, I ate the ones with bones. Under the table, bones were thrown all over the place. Two dogs from the neighbor's house also ran in and picked up the bones under the table to eat.

The little greyhound was very wary of the two outsiders. Although those were the bones it would not eat, it still repulsed those same kind who picked up bones and ate them on its territory.

"Woof!" Although the little gray dog ​​is shorter than the neighbor's dog and several times smaller in stature, on its own land, the little gray dog ​​is aggressive and barks fiercely at outsiders at every turn.

Seeing that there was no way for his cousin to be beaten, Zhang Yuanbao focused all his attention on eating. He also ate like crazy. Sometimes the bone is swallowed without chewing. The result was a tragedy soon. There were many small bones on the hare. Although Liu Qiaoye cut the rabbit meat into pieces quickly, the bones were chopped as much as possible. But there is still a bone the size of a thumb. There are also many bone spurs.

Zhang Yuanbao ate too fast. Although he avoided the big bone, he did not avoid the bone spur. A sharp bone pierced into the throat.

"Wow..." Zhang Yuanbao cried again.

"What's the matter? My little ancestor!" Although Zhang Manyin dotes on this first grandson, a child who always cries will always make people disgusted.

"It's stuck!" Zhang Yuanbao said while crying.

"Drink some water." Ma Donghua didn't care at first, and scooped up a ladle of water from the crock.

But it didn't work, Zhang Yuanbao drank a big mouthful of water, the bone spur was still sticking out in his throat.

Zhang Manyin immediately resorted to his unique trick, "Swallow the rice and it will be fine."

Zhang Yuanbao swallowed another mouthful of rice, but this time the bone spur was very difficult, and he failed in both attempts.