A Cultivation Tale: The Godly Punisher

"Oh really? Ever kissed each other before?" Jake asked. "Sure, I have." Alex replied. "How was the feeling?" Jake asked. "It was an electrifying feeling." Alex replied.

Jake looked at Alex. "What's with the look?" Alex asked. "Why do I have a feeling you are lying? Perhaps you are indeed lying to me bro" Jake replied.

"Why do you think am lying to you?" Alex asked. "I don't know why. I just feel like so. Perhaps you are making this up just to not feel embarrassed and to feel among. Right? By the way, you were about to mention probably Katherine or Kate and then you changed it to Deborah. Why? You have two babes?" Jake asked.

Alex's eyes shone.

What a bastard!

"I am not making this up. I have truly kissed before. Not once, not twice but so many times and every time I kissed, it was like I was in the clouds." Alex replied. "Oh!" Jake exclaimed.

"And no, I don't have two babes. I only subconsciously said Kate. She is not my current babe as we have broken up already. She left with her parents to another state who went in search of greener pastures. She told me she didn't have interest in long distance relationships and that we should end our relationship right there. And so we broke up, then I met Deborah. She's hot. I mean it when I say hot. She's like fire. If you are not careful, you could get burnt. Body and soul would turn to ashes." Alex said fabricating so many falsehoods intelligently and hoping Jake bought it.

Alex simply didn't want to be embarrassed and possibly mocked forever.

When Alex mentioned 'if you are not careful, you could get burnt'. Jake's eyes shone in a light that couldn't be described. "I guess you meant if you are not careful, she could take you to another realm, sexually? Gosh! Then why were you being careful? You dickhead!" Jake asked and shouted at Alex towards the end of his speech, ending it with an insult.

Alex smiled. "Nah. I can't involve myself in such. I am too young to do such and in the process, unknowingly impregnate a girl. My parent, uncle, entire family members would come for my head." he said. "What a crackhead, you would pull out bro and spill it everywhere" Jake said unhappily.

It was Alex's time to have his eyes glow in a light that showed he was confused but he was faking it. "Uhm, what do I pull out exactly?" he asked behaving in way that showed he was trying to confirm something in his mind.

Jake shook his head "that flexible-hard bone between your legs. You pull it out from the place you put it in when you feel something is about to come out." He replied trying to break it down for Alex to easily comprehend the mystery of what he was saying.

Alex looked at Jake with a disgusted gaze.

Perverted son of a perverted bastard.

"Oh, I get now. I would try to use it one day and you know, pull out, just like you said. I just hope I don't unknowingly impregnate a girl in the process" Alex said in a disinterested tone. Then he continued, "Enough with the lectures on how to use parts of the body. Let's talk about something else." Alex said.

"Okay. What should we talk about?" Jake asked delightedly, he was enjoying speaking on dirty things with Alex. Apart from being a skillful fighter, he was quite the erotic one.

Alex now knew he had a pervert for a friend. He couldn't help but shake his head.

This nut really hid himself well.

"Let's talk about you, you immoral asshole. First, apart from killing as you were forced to and started doing it. I guess you have dabbled into this kind of matter too. You have gone rounds with many girls. Am I right?" Alex asked.

"Yea, I do that anytime I want to cool off. I have gone many rounds with the maids in my home. I was also forced to, just as I was forced to kill. It was a maid that first introduced me to the stuff when I was really young and since then I have been doing it with her. Then I extended my grip to the other maids. She was really beautiful and was very good at it. Most times she was on top, riding me. She always moaned slightly, but I was the one who was always moaning loudly every time we did it just to hint you at how good she was. You need to reach this realm am talking about bro, it's way better than the feeling of being powerful to shatter worlds with a gaze. I am telling you. Although vast, astonishing power is awesome too, but this is far better. When I grow up to become terrifyingly powerful, I would have an harem. A huge....." Jake was stopped in his speech by Alex who felt this nut could go on and on about this if he allowed him.

"Wow. You must have had the pleasures of your life. Anyways, to you that was a great, satisfying carnal thrill but didn't you ever feel or think that you were abused when you were a kid?" Alex asked.

Jake became dumbfounded with this question. He calmed down and slowly responded. "Well, it was an abuse, true. But I got over it as soon as I realized it brought joy to my soul and ecstasy to my body. You need to experience what am talking about."

Alex shook his head, then he said. "I get it now. You must have been an erotic cultivator that died through this thing you are talking about in your past life and reincarnated again to do more purposeful things in life. But you are still treading the same immoral path that caused your death."

Jake hissed and smiled. "Mtcheew. Don't you like girls, women?" he asked. "Of course I like girls, but I can't reach the extent you have reached with them. We can only kiss and cuddle but I can't go to that restricted area. Besides, I am not supposed to enter into any relationship with any girl. They would only slow me down as I have something very important to do that would affect the fate of everyt..." Alex immediately ended his speech there when he realized he was already saying more than is necessary.

Alex felt women weren't really necessary in his life because he believed with time, he would be chased about by terrifying experts as he wouldn't be able to hide his unusual abilities forever.

Besides, he felt they would only slow him down, he felt they would only reduce the momentum he was moving at or impede his growth just as his uncle had advised.

What Alex wanted was to be free like a bird. He wouldn't have to worry about anyone when experts began to chase him about. He didn't want to be held to ransom simply because of anybody, especially women related to him.

But how wrong he was. Even if he had peerless, supreme deity-rank escapement methods or techniques, would he be able to escape from the invisible hands of love? Sure he was only blabbering which he would realize later.

Jake shook his head. Although he didn't get that last part where Alex abruptly ended what he was saying, but it wasn't important to him. It was the one Alex said before it that he felt was important. "Hmm. Pure of heart. Most righteous. Saintly. It's people like you that become worse than people like me when introduced to this stuff. When you taste this fruit, you would thirsts for more so as to satisfy your fucking voracious appetite. You would become like sexual ravenous wolf" he said with utmost confidence.

"Nah. That WON'T happen, NEVER. I have too many things in mind to be thinking of girls or women. Alright. My second question is, since you sound like someone that had been to an academy. Why the hell did you enrol in this you perverted numbskull? Wanna catch some girls in your evil net eh?" Alex asked.

"Nah. I am not doing that. I only wanted to enrol. You know, since the opportunity was presented, one shouldn't pass over it. I just wanna experience life in a new academy. On the question you asked me, I left the academy I previously studied at with excessive indignation. There were just too many boys there. What kind of academy would have 97% of the population of their students made up of only boys?" he asked looking at Alex.

Alex laughed. "Oh, that's a manly school" he said as he grinned. "Then that means you were planning to extend your evil clutches here you perverted nut. I pity those innocent girls you would lead astray." he continued.

Like that, they began to talk and laugh on so many things they discussed about. Some fascinated Alex while some disgusted him. Although his new friend was the eros type, he was really enjoying his company. He made him laugh and at the same time disgusted him, terribly.