Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 37 Is the last name Pi weird? (Happy New Year!)

Looking up, there is only a crumb witch looking at him with a smile.

Shouldn’t he want to cut his own smile?

Chen Shun laughed at Yun Yi and continued to argue with the boys in the class.

Pi Sheng: “Damn, the past few days made me exhausted.”

Zhang Chi: “Can you be tired with a monitor? He slept directly in the haunted house on the first day I’m…”

Wang Rui: “Isn’t I tired from fishing so many lsp with Chi?”

Zhang Ze: “Damn, I don’t know why I fell asleep. , I remember that a Senior Sister came in, and then I can’t remember what happened later…”

Chen Shun: “Can you all be tired from me? I don’t have anyone to change shifts…”

Chen Shun p>

Pi Sheng: “Brother Shun is awesome! By the way, Brother Shun, how do you guys stay so energetic even without changing shifts?”

Chen Shun: “Have you heard of it? In a word, it is called the matching of men and women, and work is not tiring.”

Pi Sheng: Funny.

Zhang Chi: Funny.

Wang Rui: Funny.

Zhang Ze: Funny, we understand you.

The four of them smiled knowingly.

Chen Shun shrugged, scolding the four of them for being filthy and unhealthy.

Pi Sheng: “Brother Shun, do you like girls like the school committee?”

Chen Shun: “Well…it’s hard to say, if you insist on choosing me, I Maybe I would prefer someone who can transform into an Ultraman.”

Zhang Chi: “hehe, then I like it too.”

Wang Rui: “+1”

Zhang Ze: “+2”

Just kidding, can a man really reject a girl who will become an Ultraman?

“I remember Pi Sheng likes older people.”

Chen Shun turned his head and raised an eyebrow at Pi Sheng.

Pi Sheng’s Face is red, and he explained hesitantly:

“My mother left early, I…”

Zhang Ze smiled patted Pi Sheng’s shoulder, comforted:

“It’s okay, when we knew your surname Pi, we knew you were not normal.”

Zhang Chi also came over to patted his shoulder, gentle Looking at him, everything was silent.

Pi Sheng is anxious and his voice is louder:

“What happened to the surname Pi? Why is the surname Pi abnormal? My surname Pi is very normal!”

Now it’s Yun Yi’s turn to look at melons.

Yun Yi stuck out his tongue.

“Bah, a bunch of idiot boys, what are they talking about…”

That guy Chen Shun, why did he mess with them and talk about xpxp.

It’s so annoying.

However, Yun Yi’s ears perked up.

“Want to hear what they were talking about.”

Definitely not trying to find out about someone’s xp, definitely not.

Damn, so quiet…

Are those boys not eating?

I have no strength to speak…

“Yi Yi.”

“Shh…”

Yun Yi was silent. gesture, pinched Xiao Di’s lips by the way.

Little Di Duck: ? ? ?

Trying to get closer, Yun Yi finally heard something.

Chen Shun: “I’m not the same. If my girlfriend is to be my girlfriend, she must be able to repair Gundam first, right?”

Yun Yi has a black question mark face, full of question marks.

Has the current girlfriend world become like this?

But…I don’t seem to be able to cultivate Gundam…

No, no, no, no, no!

What does Chen Shun have to do with his girlfriend?

Yun Yi hurriedly sat upright, took a deep breath and meditated, and stopped eavesdropping on the obscene topics the boys were talking about.

However, the witty Xiao Di has already seen through everything.

“Yiyi?”

“Huh? What’s wrong?”

“If you want to hear it, just go and listen to it just and honorable?”

p>

“Xiao Di, what are you…what are you talking about? I don’t understand what you mean, who wants to eavesdrop on them discussing xp!”

Xiao Di looked at the head in amazement .

“tsk tsk tsk…It’s incredible, Yiyi, you are several times duller than before.”

“What’s the matter?”

“You still Pretend, you almost came over just now, you said you didn’t eavesdrop? Who would believe it!”

“…Is it so obvious?”

Yun Yi lowered his head in dejection, To be honest, she didn’t know why she wanted to hear it.

“Xiao Di, do you think I’m sick?”

“Auntie is not sick.”

“You know that’s not what I mean .”

“Then you’re just in heat.”

“…”

Xiao Di struggled to get off Yun Yi and sat down on the In the seat next to Yun Yi, drag the chair to Yun Yi’s chair.

Approaching Yun Yi quietly, Xiao Di said softly:

“Yi Yi, do you know how boys handle when they are in heat?”

Yun Yi blushed, and it took a long time for him to say something like a mosquito:

“Are you watching an action movie?”

Xiao Di chuckled a few times.

“Yeah, but everyone is an adult, why are you shy?”

Murdering and punishing merely this.

“Hey, Yiyi, don’t forget what I do best…”

Yun Yi quickly covered her slightly aching chest to prevent Xiaodi from continuing the sneak attack.

Yun Yi opened his mouth slightly and looked at this old roommate like he was meeting Xiao Di for the first time.

“So, you’re also an LSP?”

“That’s right! I’ll tell you secretly, there are some strong people in those who are hard to lock…”

“Eh …?”

Yun Yi tried to imagine Chen Shun’s arms around Zhang Chi, the five and three thick, and couldn’t help but feel nauseated, and his facial features were crowded together.

“Lin Xiaodi, you’ve become so unfamiliar…”

“Yiyi, why don’t you come to my house tonight?”

“No, I’m again Not in heat.”

“Hehe, it doesn’t count for you to say it yourself.”

“It doesn’t count for me to say it yourself, so how does it count?” Yun Yi said speechlessly. Xiaodi glanced blankly.

Xiao Di’s lenses reflect the wise rays of light.

She felt that Yiyi was in the stage of first awakening of love at the moment, and she had an abnormal curiosity towards Chen Shun.

Yiyi told herself that she had never been in love before.

Maybe it’s time to taste the pain of love.

Test it out.

“Yiyi, now what I say, you do what you do, so you know.”

“Then you say it.”

“You Close your eyes.”

Yun Yi closed her eyes obediently.

“After closing my eyes, who was the first person to appear?”

Yun Yi frowned, the first image that popped into his head was Chen Shun soaking himself. Brown sugar water…

“Yes…Yes…Chen Shun.”

hehe, guess right, Auntie Xiao Di laughed.

“Then imagine, Brother Shun is walking towards you.”

Yun Yi’s brows furrowed. , holding the steaming cup and walking towards him, he gently handed the cup to his hand.

Yun Yi’s fingers moved slightly, as if feeling the residual temperature during the day…

Xiao Di pushed up his glasses, ready to zoom in.

“You continue to imagine that Brother Shun leaned over slightly and reached out to hold your face gently.”

Yun Yi continued to imagine and took a sip of warm brown sugar water. ,warm.

Then Chen Shun half-squatted down, barely able to look at himself sitting in the chair, and then extended the hand to hold his face.

“How about, imagine what he said to you softly, do you feel your body is hot and hot?”

“…”

Yun Yi’s In the imagination, Chen Shun held his face with a mouthful of brown sugar water, and said to himself with a smirk:

“You puffer fish.”

……

“Xiao Di…” A shadow cast on Yun Yi’s face.

“How is it, do you feel your heartbeat speeding up?” Xiao Di asked excitedly.

“I just want to kill Chen Shun now!” Yun Yi trembled, gnashing teeth.

Happy New Year everyone! Some book friends gave us a reward, I received it, and we all remember it~ I will share it when I wait for more~

(End of this chapter )