After the Full Level of the Profession

"You have to make money even if you die!"

Robb gave them a middle finger: "I'm Fake! Look what you've become? You don't even want to die in order to make money. You can't go on like this. When I come back, I will start to grasp your ideological and moral education. already."

The townspeople wondered, "What is ideological and moral education?"

Robb doesn't want to talk to the townspeople, and silently prepares to throw a whole set of socialist core values ​​at them.

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The carriage left Westwind Town and began to drive north.

To the north of West Wind Town, there is a long official road that extends northward along the foot of the Black Pine Mountains, all the way to the original stone canyon. The carriage team is now driving on this road.

Sofa immediately discovered a very strange thing. Robb's carriage didn't seem to be very bumpy, or in other words, it didn't feel so unacceptable when bumped. In any bumpy place, its elasticity will make the passengers in it less uncomfortable.

She couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with this car? Is there any magic added?"

"No!" Robb said with a smile: "I tell you, magic is actually activated by the magic of the mage, so after all, it is manpower. If you think of using magic to solve everything, you can use magic to solve everything. Thinking of using manpower to solve it is inferior!"

He continued to conclude: "The real progress is to make all kinds of facilities as far as possible out of manpower and to operate automatically. For example, the shock absorption system of this car relies on the elasticity of rubber to absorb shock, but this is far from enough. Not enough, it seems that I have to add some more springs to it, so that the car also has a certain degree of shock absorption, and now the degree of shock is still too high."

Sofa: "..."

This touched Sofa's intellectual blind spot, and she had to keep her mouth shut.

In the carriage behind, Baron Noren's head stuck out, and he said loudly: "Godfather, I see that your car is unusually stable. Could it be caused by this strange black thing wrapped around the wheels?"

Robb laughed: "That's right! But the chemical industry hasn't developed yet, so this thing can't be mass-produced, so don't think about it."

"Chemical? Don't understand at all!" Noren said, "It's a pity."

His head retracted into the car.

Robb turned his attention to Sofa and said with a smile: "It's thirty miles away, I won't be there in a while, don't shrink in the corner and stay in a daze, come, have some snacks, and you'll feel better."

"I can't eat it."

"Oh, then I'll enjoy it alone." Robb grabbed a handful of potato chips and ate them. Seeing his appearance like swimming in the mountains and waters, Sofa was even more panicked: Can the East Road army beat Robert? So worried, so worried.

After a long time, more than twenty miles had passed.

The driver in front said loudly: "Godfather, an enemy scout was found in front of us, poking at our convoy."

"Oh? Has a scout appeared?" Robb stuck his head out of the car window and looked forward. Sure enough, there was a camel in the distance, riding a desert warrior with a machete and a flying axe. Looking at Robb's team from a distance, he was a little confused about what this team was doing.

From the scout's point of view, it was impossible for several carriages to attack the 10,000-strong army. He thought that this caravan was some kind of strange caravan, or a team that came to negotiate, so he kept hitting the horses back. Ben, I don't even have the idea of ​​rushing to report the letter, but I intend to see what this team is doing first.

Robb pointed at the scout and said with a smile: "Sofa, are all the scouts in your desert kingdom so stupid? There is a strong enemy coming, but he stands still and doesn't even know how to go back and call the police. If I want to catch him, he will definitely not be able to run away, and as a result, I rushed in front of your army, and the army did not know it, so it was too late to be on guard."

Sofa couldn't help laughing and crying: "He knows a ghost! It is impossible for a scout with a normal IQ to report a few carriages and call the police to the 10,000 army."

"Forget it, I have to remind him, lest you later say that I play raids and don't follow the rules of the rivers and lakes." Robb raised his voice and shouted at the scout: "Bro scout, the big thing is bad, I It's coming to attack your eastern army, run away!"

He used the bard's skill "Sound of Heaven", and the voice spread far away.

The scout was at least five or six hundred yards away from the convoy, but he could clearly hear what Robb said. He couldn't help looking at Robb with a dazed expression, thinking: Is the opposite side sick?

Robb continued to shout: "I am super fierce! Beating people is super painful! If your army doesn't run away, it will be too late to talk, run away quickly, it's almost too late."

The scout raised his middle finger at Robb: "I'm Fake! Insane."

Chapter 233 Mysterious New Magic Item

Robb shouted, and the nobles in the carriage behind couldn't help laughing and crying. It really didn't know how to complain. Our Godfather is good at everything, but he likes to play tricks a little bit. If he is an enemy scout, he will not give you face either.

Baron Noren said: "Godfather, you want to issue a gauntlet, right? I'll help you!"

He stretched out his wand from the window of the carriage, facing the scout from a distance, muttering words in his mouth, the incantation was completed, and two wind blades shot out from the tip of his wand and swept across the distant space. Fly to the scout.

However, the scouts are not the second force. The battle-hardened scouts know how to control the distance between themselves and the enemy. The position of the scouts is a distance that no bow, arrow or magic can attack. Baron Noren's wind blade flew halfway. The distance was weakly dissipated into the air.

The wind blade didn't hit him, but the scout realized that this group of people was not good for him. As soon as he pulled the camel, he turned around and ran.

Robb laughed and said, "That's right, go back and inform your army that Robert from Westwind Town is here, you should run away quickly."

The scout now understands that the person who came here is actually the lord of West Wind Town. Damn, shouldn't this guy be hiding in West Wind Town and shivering, hoping that the 10,000-strong army will not attack him? He actually took the initiative to run here to kill? He also said that he was going to attack our army. I'll go back and notify the commander-in-chief now, and I'll crush you to pieces.

The scout hurried towards the camp, and after a while, he returned to the front of the camp.

The 10,000-strong army was stationed by a small river at this time. The entire camp was surrounded by a wall made of wood. Several patrols were rotating around the camp, but the main force was basically resting.

As the scout ran, he shouted: "Report! Robert, the lord of Westwind Town, brought dozens of men to meet our army."

After this announcement, the desert kingdom soldiers in the camp all laughed.

"Bring dozens of people to meet our army?"

"Did you make a mistake? Did your head get caught in the door panel?"

"Can't he bring more people?"

"In case the scout reported an error, he might have wanted to say that he had brought thousands of people, but he accidentally said that he had brought dozens of people by mistake."

"Hahaha!"

The soldiers of the desert kingdom fell back and forth with laughter.

The scout himself actually wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, he had to hold back, the military situation was no child's play, no matter how ridiculous it was, he had to pass it back without any errors, otherwise he would be killed.

He rushed all the way to the front of the camp, rolled over, got off the camel, and ran into the camp.

I saw the commander-in-chief, the lieutenant general, the great shaman, and the great witch doctor, the four big men of the East Route Army, sitting in the camp to discuss matters.

The scout knelt on one knee in front of the commander-in-chief: "Report, Robert from West Wind Town, with a few carriages, but a team of only a hundred people, came to meet our army. And he was very arrogant and told us to run away quickly, what else did he say? It's too late to run slowly."

Big Four: "..."

It was so outrageous that the big four didn't want to talk for a while, but after a while, the lieutenant said in a grotesque manner: "This person is crazy enough to come to meet our army with only a few dozen people. How far are we from now?"

The scout said: "I've already come back, how can I know how far they are from us? It can only be calculated by doing math! I was reconnaissance at a distance of five miles from the battalion and found that Robert's team was 0.5 miles away from me. , I ran back immediately after finding the enemy, my camel was 2.2 times faster than their convoy, and now the question is, how far are they from the camp when I have arrived here?"

Everyone: "..."

As soon as this question came up, the lieutenant was stunned on the spot.

The big shaman and the big witch doctor next to them also fell into contemplation, and began to count with their fingers. In a blink of an eye, their fingers were not enough, and they began to use their toes.

The commander-in-chief kicked the scout upside down: "Damn you mentally retarded."