All Things Wrong

Since it was a bit late, Li Hualin went to sleep after reading his bank deposit. The next day at 7, Li Hualin got up on time, and found some cold rice in the refrigerator, cooked some rice for breakfast, and ate while watching the official website and forum of “Heart of Glory”.

Forum post: “The best player in history beats the village head of Novice Village, the village head surrenders Yinwei to surrender hidden tasks”

There is no text below, just a video link. Li Hualin clicked, and it turned out that he was a fan of the old man with a gray beard slap in the face.

Message below.

Contributor: I have nothing to say. You can see for yourself.

First floor: Niubi is just two words.

Second floor: worship Deity.

Third floor: This post must be hot.

Fourth floor: Liu Ming, fire tongs.

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21 floor: Niubi

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57 floor: Liu Ming, fire tongs.

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690 floor: Brother is the person in the video, please worship.

691 floor: S13 upstairs

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“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh after Li Li according to the post, Li Hualin sighed gently.

I cleaned up the chopsticks a bit, and just wanted to enter the game, I suddenly heard a “clang” from the hallway at the door.

Li Hualin, who was a little strange, opened the door, and found that neighbor Chen Juan was sitting in the corridor leaning on the door of her house, her eyes closed, and her chest seemed to fall asleep together.

“Hey, wake up.” Li Hualin crouched down to wake up Chen Juan. Before he got closer, a rush of wine rushed towards him.

“How much did you drink, guy?” Li Hualin frowned, and then continued to cry, “Sister Juan, sister Juan, wake up.”

“Ah, little handsome …” Chen Juan woke up slightly, her beautiful face with a touch of rosy, and a charming voice pierced into Li Hualin’s ear, “Come, come and sit in my house.”

“I said, this is my house …” Li Hualin wiped his sweat, “Sister Juan, what is your key, I will help you go back.”

Chen Juan apparently drank too much, she didn’t know what she was doing, she didn’t answer. Fortunately, Li Hualin saw Chen Juan’s bag under the right hand, took it out and turned it over, and it turned out that the key was inside. By the way, I also flipped a few condoms from this bag, and it was a sweat.

“I help you go back.” Li Hualin erected Chen Juan while talking, limped to Chen Juan’s 2401 room, opened the door, and a perfume of female surname came out.

“Wow, this guy didn’t open the window when he went out, and sooner or later got sick.” Li Hualin hurriedly pulled Chen Juan to the bedroom, threw it directly on the bed, then pulled the quilt to cover her, and opened the living room. Inside the window, I cleaned up the messy items on the living room table, washed my hands in the bathroom, then looked at Chen Juan who had fallen asleep, and went out gently.

“Is I a bit too inferior to the animal.” Closing the door of Chen Juan, Li Hualin suddenly responded, even with the condom ready, he didn’t even have any idea, did he have a tendency to cheat?

“Forget the door is closed, and the key is still in her living room. Now I can’t get in even if I want to go in.” I thought about myself or I was worried, but not so eager, why?

Back in his room and closing the door, Li Hualin was seated in the homemade game warehouse again. After the black screen, he appeared in the offline position yesterday.

“What are you doing today?” Li Hualin thought about it, “Um, simple plan, first upgrade, according to my current-250 experience, to reach 1Level 0 need to die 105 times … Damn, this game can Play and rise to 10Level 0. I want to die 1005 times … forget to die 100 times before I say. I have a fork, why this game does not have suicide system, please commit suicide, Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa and so on begging. “

There was no way to commit suicide, Li Hualin had to go out to find monsters, and found black slime again. Every time Li Hualin hit and dragged, black Slime chased after him. When Li Hualin led to the fifth one, finally “Ah” screamed and fell to the ground.

“Having such a long experience of 50, it ’s not much faster than playing monsters.” Li Hualin, who came out of the rebirth point, was a little depressed. He ran from the village to the outside, and then died of courting, and then ran out of the village. It took a long time. The main reason is that the slime attack is too low. It takes a long time to hit a Level 1 guy like himself. The experience of killing monsters in place has not come quickly.

Now the upgrade of Li Hualin is really slow enough. For other players, the first level requires a total of 500 experience. The village head’s novice task has 200 points. If you play 60 Slime, you will be upgraded. Level 1 to Level 2 takes less than an hour. And Li Hualin had to die back and forth dozens of times, and it took two times less than enough.

“If you want to find a strange attack …” Soon Li Hualin thought of another way. Slime hits 2 and 3, so it ’s slow. If you find a monster that can seconds, then It’s not that it’s much faster to die.

However, it’s not right to think about it a little. The more dangerous monsters are far away from Xinshoucun. It will take a long time to run out, and after returning to life, they will return to Xinshoucun. It must be faster than being killed by Slime.

“Tough mother-in-law, it might as well be better to blame and upgrade.” Li Hualin said depressed.

Tangled, Li Hualin suddenly heard the conversation between the two players next to him.

“You go mining again, hurriedly upgrade the monsters, and say out of Xinshou Village earlier.” One player said to another player who was carrying the manuscript. “The deputies are all vain, and it is King Dao to quickly change jobs.”

“I think the miner’s deputy is very useful. You see, a piece of iron ore of quality 10 can sell 15 Copper Coins and make more money.” The anti-manuscript player said, “Unfortunately, I just dared to dig at the door of the mine. It ’s too fierce, 2 second me. “

“Crap, just your equipment, who told you to keep mining.”

“Wait for two.” Li Hualin on the side called to the two players, “Can I delay you for a while?”

“Oh, what’s the matter?” The two stopped and looked at Li Hualin.

“Where is the mine you said? How far is it from Xinshou Village?” Li Hualin asked.

“Oh, it’s a little south of Xinshou Village, not too far away.” The player carrying the manuscript said while pointing in the direction, “Just go this way and you’ll be here in a while.”

“I trust, heaven helps me.” Li Hualin threw a fist in excitement. “Is the strangeness inside strong?”

“Yeah, the door of the mine is okay, nothing strange, but walking a little inside will brush the Level 6 bat, and the Level 8 monster zombie, especially powerful.” The player said, “The veins inside are better, but too Dangerous, I can’t get Level 3 in. “

“Oh, thank you,” Li Hualin said with a smile.

“By the way, if you want to go to the mine for mining, there is a pre-question, you need to get a mine certification, otherwise the system won’t let you enter the mine.” This player looked at Li Hualin for mine Dong is very interested, thinking that Li Hualin also likes mining very much.

“Oh, so, where’s the mission?” Li Hualin asked.

“It is from the village blacksmith. If you take the deputy job and learn the deputy miner, you will get the mining certificate.”

“Oh, I see, thank you,” Li Hualin said sincerely.

“Nothing, everyone helps each other.” The player waved a smile and left.

Saying goodbye to two kind players, Li Hualin ran to the village blacksmith. The blacksmith shop in the village is not large, so it looks like 40 comes to a square meter. There are more than a dozen players at the door, and some of them are practicing ironing on the anvil on the side. They all learned the vice forging.

Blacksmith is a bearded NPC who is 40 years old and has his own name called Bud. Now he is knocking beside the anvil at the gate, dealing with the players casually.

“En? Boy, you are the newcomer warrior without a hair like the village chief said. I heard that you have completed the task of the village chief. It seems that you have some strength. In this way, I have a task here, and you help me collect it. For the fangs of 10 fangs, I need to use iron. “As soon as Li Hualin approached, the blacksmith Bard began to issue the task.

system hint: The village blacksmith Bard released the E-rank mission, collect fangs, whether to accept.

“What task does the ghost do?” Li Hualin refused. “Hurry and give me the mining certificate.”

“Oh, you want to go mining. Miners are also a great profession. I can teach you mining techniques, but you need to complete my previous tasks before I can let you learn deputy.” Blacksmith Bard here Speaking of the language prescribed by system, nothing unexpectedly rejected Li Hualin’s request.

“Damn, it takes hundreds of points of experience for me to do this task. You need to die a few more times. I will not do it. I warn you. Hurry and give me the certificate. My hands are very itchy. Be careful to shoot you like an idiot, “Li Hualin threatened.

“Hmph, you have no hair, you dare to threaten me?” Blacksmith Bard shouted and shouted.

Bud’s voice was so loud that it quickly caught the attention of several players who played iron and those who bought things around.

“What happened? Who is the player?” One player asked.

“How do I feel this familiar?” Said another player, touch the chin.

Li Hualin here is never afraid of people watching, he doesn’t care at all, and now he is laughed at by the blacksmith Bud, “I see, you owe it, too.”

“Ah?” Bud hadn’t figured it out yet, and Li Hualin on the side had slapped him on Bud’s face.

“Pa.” With a loud noise, the whole blacksmith shop suddenly quieted down.

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