American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

On this night.

Whether it is technology geek Leo Fitz or female academic Jemma Simmons, they have experienced a transformation in their lives and been baptized by mature peers.

“Is this still possible?”

Jemma Simmons’ widened eyes and open mouth expressed her deep shock at Chu Mu’s behavior of relying on SHIELD’s privileges and using legal forged documents to eat and drink for free.

She never thought As an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., I was able to use my position to do this. This is an experience that subverts a twenty-year-old girl’s outlook on life.

“My friend, you must be good at using your own advantages. Daily life is also a kind of practice for us as agents. Have you seen Agent Coulson ever bring a wallet when he goes out?”

Chu Mu was fighting a big lobster that was longer than his arm. He felt that he had to teach the two young men in front of him a lesson. Do you understand the value of civil servants?

We are One of the most powerful law enforcement departments in the United States. Even if people from the tax department come to your door to check taxes, they can compete with it to see who has more firepower.

“I think he is right! I can bet! Even when the director went out to eat, he never spent any money! I personally saw him just flash his ID when buying donuts!”

Leo is like a boy who has discovered a new world. He finally understands how to play in the adult world. He feels a deep touch and transformation that shocks his soul.

“you two……”

As a thin-skinned female academic who received traditional education from an early age, Gemma Simmons’ conscience told her that Chu Mu’s behavior was obviously wrong.

However.

Looking at the steaks of her own choice, it was really hard for Gemma Simmons to say no. Steaks of this quality were something she would never dare to buy in the past.

“If you think about it, it is so easy for capitalists to make money, and we are also helping them reduce their burden.”Leo didn’t feel guilty or uneasy at all.

He waved the knife and fork in his hand with some annoyance, as if to express his dissatisfaction with capitalism,”Do you dare to imagine that with such a small piece of foie gras, he actually dared to Sell it for five hundred dollars?”

“This is a money grab!”

The reason for such emotion is actually because the plug-in program that Leo worked so hard to write has just sold more than ten copies, and it was reported by buyers who bought the plug-in and couldn’t defeat others.

It took a lot of hard work. They only got two hundred dollars in exchange, and Leo was furious.

“How could it be worth so much money! ?”

After saying that, Leo put a piece of top-quality foie gras into his mouth and took a few sips. Then, his expression immediately turned into a wretched one full of enjoyment.

“Well, it sure tastes great.”

He couldn’t wait to add several pieces of foie gras to his dinner plate. He was so thin that he was not worried about suffering from high blood pressure or other diseases.

“The prices in this restaurant are really outrageous.”The menu is enough for Gemma Simmons to have a meal, which can directly declare the price of half a month’s work for nothing. It is probably the only thing Gemma Simmons can think of that allows her to eat this steak with peace of mind. Excuses.

Well.

Excuses for self-deception.

“Have you ever actually seen a chief buy donuts without paying for them?”

Jemma Simmons also wanted to find a more appropriate excuse for herself.

“certainly!”

Leo’s expression was very determined.

At this moment, the door to the box was opened again by the beautiful waitress.

Gemma Simmons and Leo looked over nervously. After all, it was their first time. They are all a little worried that their fake identities may be discovered and there may be some suspicion.

“This is a red wine collected by our boss, and he wants to give it to three people for tasting.”The waiter pushed a trolley with a bottle of expensive high-end red wine on it.

“Romanee-Conti.”

Jemma Simmons’s eyes widened. Even European and American girls can’t resist the charm of high-end red wine. Even if the story about buying donuts with black braised eggs is not true, she now feels that it can be true.

“It was a pleasure to serve all three.”

The waiters are trying their best to show their dignity and elegance. Waiters in high-end restaurants are generally professionally trained and have good appearance.

“It’s okay, I think it’s not as good as the 1982 Lafite.”

Leo is a person who doesn’t know much about red wine. All the money he saves in daily life is deposited in the bank. He is a rare person in European and American society who is aware of retirement.

He only drinks cheap red wine on sale in supermarkets. , but this does not prevent you from getting some information about red wine when surfing the Internet.

“Delicious.”

Jemma Simmons’ praise was very unpretentious. After she let go of her conscience, she immediately realized the happiness brought by the abuse of power.

High-end steak tastes really good.

Gemma Simmons Some understand why there are corrupt politicians. Who can withstand such a life

?

“The 2001 Conti has received excellent evaluations from six professional institutions, and 17 wine tasting masters have given high praise. Your boss has indeed good taste.”

Chu Mu is a person who likes to work seriously. It can be seen that he has done a lot of research in this area. After all, if you want to use a false identity, you must have the knowledge to match it.

This is Chu Mu’s serious attitude towards work. In fact, this This attitude has no contradiction with his love of fishing. When he fishes, he will also study how to improve his fishing level.

“Just like it.”

The waiter bowed slightly to Chu Mu very respectfully, and then walked backwards out of the private room.

“Is this really okay? I checked and found out that this bottle of wine costs tens of thousands of dollars, which is almost enough for the year-end bonus given to us by SHIELD every year.”

Leo, who had acted at ease before, immediately became a little timid after secretly checking the price of red wine on his mobile phone. It was tens of thousands of dollars.

How many plug-ins did he have to sell to earn so much? money

“As long as you are brave, you can let Silary take maternity leave. Our documents are not fake, they were just made this afternoon.”

“Didn’t you enter the information about our new certificates into the system database of the relevant departments?”Chu Mu said confidently.

“Um… Of course I recorded it, and I also created a lot of interview news, but… we are just small agents after all, is it really okay to use the rights of our position like this?”

“I know very well that as long as I defraud someone out of a thousand dollars, I can be considered a federal criminal.”Leo said as he drank up a glass of red wine that must have been worth more than a thousand dollars.

“We’re here to catch federal criminals.”

Chu Mu blinked.

He watched Leo let out a long burp, and he roughly understood why Leo’s attitude suddenly changed. It must have something to do with Leo being full.

This It’s like shooting a gun.

A boy who shoots a gun always thinks he is guilty

“I just checked using our database and found out that the owner behind this restaurant is the famous black-hearted capitalist, the Kingpin who often appears on TV.”Jemma Simmons poured wine into her mouth while finding a reasonable excuse for her”degeneration”.

Her authority was not enough.

She could not find out the identity of Kingpin’s mafia boss..After all.

Kingpin has some cooperation with some departments in S.H.I.E.L.D.

“It turns out to be a black-hearted capitalist! That’ll be fine! Eat him down! For the people of New York! We are the heroes!”Leo immediately became at ease again.

“You already knew this, right? That’s why we were brought to this restaurant to use our small actions to take revenge on the evil black-hearted capitalists.”

Jemma Simmons looked at Chu Mu with a look of amazement.

“Wow, that’s it, Chu, it’s really yours! Maybe Superman is the hero of the people of the world, but you, you are the hidden superhero in our S.H.I.E.L.D.!”

Leo also immediately followed with”Sudden realization”.

Chu Mu was slightly stunned.

What other answer can he give?

“certainly! That’s right! You two are really smart! That’s it!”

Chu Mu happily accepted the coincidence of fate.

He gave a thumbs up to the two of them.

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