American fame and fortune

Entering September, Leonardo and Nicholson came to New York after having enough time in Europe.

In the entertainment area of ​​the studio, Martin was shocked when he saw Leonardo and said, "I thought the high-intensity 100-meter sprint could help you lose weight, but you gained weight again."

Nicholson responded: "Don't even think about it, 100 meters in 11 seconds..."

"I didn't ride for 11 seconds!" Leonardo was angry: "Jack, you are slandering people!"

Nicholson nodded repeatedly: "Okay, I won't slander you. I'll give you 100 meters and 17... No, let's count 20 seconds. How much energy can you consume at one time? What's more, you are down there most of the time!"

Martin patted Leonardo on the shoulder sympathetically: "That won't make you fat."

He turned to look at Nicholson: "You don't look haggard at all. You don't look like you have been wandering for more than a month."

Nicholson obviously didn't want to talk about it: "Don't mention it."

How could Leonardo let him go: "We moved to the Spanish island of Mallorca, where we held a carnival party and invited many tourists on the island to participate. There was a British football star who seduced the Russian model. , Old Jack was poached just like that."

He burst out laughing: "I can laugh at this so much that he goes to see God!"

"No, what you said is completely wrong. This matter should be said from another angle." Nicholson put it another way: "The model and the star had a fight as early as this year's Armani fashion conference, but they were I pried the corner, and when I got tired of it, I let it go, and she had to go back and find the star to take over."

Martin was shocked by this shameless remark: "Jack, you are really talented. You should go to the White House and write a press statement for Guan Hai!"

Nicholson looked like you didn't know enough: "That's the fact. You can ask those two people."

Leonardo asked Martin curiously: "Where are those girls of yours? It's over after one time?"

"Isn't it enough to do this kind of thing once?" Martin said in a very profound and artistic manner: "You may not have heard of this saying, only care about what you have once, not forever."

Leonardo nodded: "I understand, a wonderful experience with endless aftertaste."

Martin snapped his fingers: "Yes, with their openness and generosity, it is not difficult to hold a party again as long as the conditions are right."

"Actually, I think the main reason is not these." Nicholson, the bastard, dragged Martin into the river of ridicule: "Natalia divorced everyone, and the two younger ones are not someone's wife. , nor is she the fiancée of a celebrity, that’s the key!”

Leonardo clapped his hands and praised: "Jack, you have grasped the key point!"

The two men smiled sinisterly at Martin.

Martin looked at the two faces that deserved a beating and decided to fight back. His counterattack was unusual: "Remember the last time I called you and asked about the Citroën and the British actor Tom Hardy? Something?"

Nicholson was the first to react: "I read reports from the local media in Paris, saying that Tom Hardy was robbed on the night of our party and was seriously injured."

Martin pointed at his butt: "This place was opened by people from District 93. It is said that they performed several hours of suturing surgery."

He pointed to Leonardo's mouth again: "The teeth inside were knocked out. As for why, you should know better than me."

Leonardo said: "The robbers rob money but also sex!"

"No, no." Nicholson kept thinking about it, staring at Martin and asked: "At first you said you were going to use this method to test whether there were swallows among the women in the car, but it turned out that Tom Hardy in the Citroen car really That’s the problem, wasn’t he robbed?”

Leonardo also came back to his senses: "As you said, someone didn't want Tom Hardy to bother us, so they killed him?"

Nicholson asked directly: "Martin, was there a swallow in the car at that time?"

Martin crossed his arms, sat on the sofa, and looked out the window: "Aren't swallows found in many places?"

Leonardo and Nicholson felt as if ten thousand ants were living in their hearts, crawling back and forth and their hearts were itching, and they couldn't bear it.

Nicholson was the first to say: "I have been famous for half my life, but I was poached by a football star. I am so shameless!"

Leonardo understood what he meant, and his voice was as low as a mosquito humming: "I have already trained to 100 meters in 22 seconds!"

Martin raised his finger at his two best friends: "You are both honest and good people."

Nicholson asked: "Tell me, who is Yanzi?"

Martin told the truth: "Do you two think it's worth having a swallow lurking around you?"

Leonardo shook his head: "Unless they are interested in environmental protection."

Nicholson got the point: "Do you think Swallow was one of the four women who followed you?"

Martin nodded: "It's very likely that I, the leader of the Coke Cult, should be more valuable than you in the eyes of Russia."

Nicholson admitted: "You are more valuable politically than Leo and I combined."

Leonardo asked directly: "Are you sure which one it is?"

"Not sure." Martin thought for a moment and said, "I personally think Natalia is the least likely."

Leonardo said: "I have known Natalia for many years, it should not be her."

Nicholson thought for a while: "I have seen Natalia many times before. Based on my experience, she does not look like a swallow."

Martin asked: "Have you ever seen a swallow?"

"No." Nicholson pointed to his eyes: "But whether a person is acting or not, I can't hide it from me."

Martin believed this. He stood up and said: "I invited two people from this crew to come over to film and watch together."

Nicholson and Leonardo followed Martin.

The three of them left the entertainment area and walked to the training hall.

This place has long been rented by the crew for daily rehearsal and training.

Martin took the two of them directly to the second floor, entered an office, and came to the glass window.

Looking down from here, the situation on the first floor is clearly visible.

Svetlana is practicing the action routines to be used during filming under the guidance of Chen Hu's deputy, a female stuntwoman.

Nicholson asked, "What is she playing in the film?"

"A female killer, I have a few action scenes," Martin said.

Nicholson stopped talking and stood at the window to observe quietly.

After a while, the training was suspended below, as if to rest, and he said: "Let's go down, and you can ask her a few more questions about the United States and Russia."

Martin shrugged: "You look more like the FBI than the FBI."

Nicholson followed him downstairs and said as he walked: "Leo is about to star in the biggest boss in the history of the FBI!"

Martin had heard about this man and asked Leonardo: "Are you going to play Hoover?"

Leonardo simply said: ""Hoover", directed by Clint Eastwood."

Martin asked: "For the Oscar?"

"Biopics are, of course, for the sake of winning awards." Leonardo did not deny this: "I am not sure this year, so I am preparing for the next one."

Instead, Martin felt that this year was a good opportunity. Harvey Weinstein could no longer make a comeback at the Oscars: "I remember that the leading actor you played in "Shutter Island" had a mental illness?"

Leonardo responded: "Yes, Director Scorsese told me he was schizophrenic."

Martin said: "For such a role that is in line with the academy's appetite, if you invest more, maybe you can realize your dream next year."

Nicholson added: "If you don't have strong opponents, it's not impossible for you to win."

The three of them went downstairs and came out of the passage.

Svetlana saw Martin and immediately came over: "Hi, my dear, you finally have time to come and see me."

"Leo, Jack, you all know each other." Martin briefly introduced him and asked, "Is the training going well?"

"It's not any harder than my training as a model," Svetlana said.

Martin followed her words and said, "It seems that you suffered a lot in Russia?"

"Fortunately, I came to the United States, to Los Angeles." Svetlana moved closer to Martin: "The goddess of luck favored me and let me know you."

Martin smiled and asked, "Do you like Hollywood? You want to stay here and develop."

Svetlana nodded: "I want to stay."

Martin encouraged: "Train well and complete this role well first."

Soon, the break time came and Svetlana pointed to the training ground: "I went to train."

When she walked away, Martin asked: "How was it?"

Nicholson said: "It's not like lying or acting. Years of experience tell me that she has an extremely strong yearning and desire for America in her heart."

Leonardo asked: "Where is the other person?"

"Not on the set." Martin called the two of them out of the training hall: "In the afternoon, she and I have a few scenes to shoot. You can follow me to see the details."

"This is getting more and more interesting," Nicholson said. He adjusted his glasses upwards, like a young detective: "I must find this swallow."

"Can't find it?" Leonardo asked.

Nicholson was not happy: "I mobilized all my friends and connections to make them not vote for you this year, so that you can't even get an Oscar nomination!"

Leonardo said with disdain: "Please tell me that you have no ability to identify swallows. If you could really identify them, the FBI would have hired you to identify them!"

Nicholson laughed: "Are you kidding me, Leo! Is Jack Nicholson's appearance fee something that the FBI can afford?"

Martin patted Leonardo on the shoulder: "I should charge you, and you should give me a reward."

"Why?" Leonardo asked.

Martin said: "I gave you such a good opportunity to experience the life of the FBI and let you participate in the search for a swallow. Now you go to the FBI, can they provide it to you? So, Leo, you must repay me."

"No problem." Leonardo was very generous: "I remember a lot of supermodels and angels getting married, such as Cindy Crawford. I will introduce you to her some other day!"

Nicholson answered automatically: "Martin likes this the most, he will definitely be grateful to you."