American fame and fortune

In the past few years, every Oscar awards ceremony has been filled with fascination with the past, so boring that people can't help but yawn.

Even an old white man like Nicholson is drowsy.

This old bastard's sunglasses were placed on the bridge of his nose, and his eyes were covered by black lenses. He seemed to be watching the award ceremony, and he had already fallen asleep.

The camera pans back to show Martin kicking Nicholson.

Without moving his body, Nicholson opened his eyes and asked, "Are you going to go on stage to accept the award?"

Martin whispered: "Can you give Oscar some face?"

Leonardo on the other side said: "You were almost snoring just now."

"I'm not competing for awards, and I don't have any demand from the Academy, so why should I give them face?" Nicholson didn't care at all: "Now the Oscars are begging me, and they will solemnly invite me to appear at the Oscars every year."

Leonardo stopped talking.

Martin couldn't help but shake his head, and Nicholson made a cool statement.

The Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay presented by Angelina Jolie on stage was won by the crew of "Descendants".

This is already the fifth nomination that "The Martian" has lost tonight.

But from Martin to Elizabeth, from Leonardo to Nicholson, none of them care.

The Martian has one and only one goal.

The rest of the nominations are all red herrings.

After Esperanza Spalding sang a song commemorating the golden age, the high-pitched music sounded, and Natalie Portman, the previous Best Actress, walked quickly onto the stage.

Nicholson pushed up his glasses and sat up straighter.

Leonardo moved his stiff limbs a little.

Elizabeth unconsciously squeezed Martin's arm with one hand.

Martin also cheered up, the Best Actor award is here!

The plan to sell miserably failed midway, and it will be revealed soon whether the plan to sell misfortune will achieve final success.

Across the aisle, Amber Heard glanced at Elizabeth Olsen, a disdainful expression on her face. It was just a Best Actor award, and being so nervous was really shameless.

Looking at myself, I’m not nervous at all.

Just when I thought of this, I heard another voice that sounded like prayer.

Johnny Depp clasped his hands together, holding the silver cross tightly, praying to God not to let Martin Davis get his wish.

Amber Heard understands why she is not nervous anymore, because Depp has nothing to do with this award, because she does not love Depp at all.

In the living room of the mansion, Matt Damon picked up the almost empty can of beer but did not bring it to his mouth. He frowned and stared at Natalie Portman on the TV.

Luciana took the remote control in her hand to avoid getting into trouble later.

As her pillow partner, she knew best that Martin Davis had been her husband's nightmare in the past few years.

Especially during the time when the Weinstein scandal broke out, her husband woke up from his sleep by shouting Martin Davis's name many times.

This time, being framed and slandered by those bitches and losing the Oscar nomination was also a huge blow.

On the TV, Natalie Portman, wearing a red dress, talked about crosswords.

At the headquarters of the Coca-Cola Cult in Atlanta, Elena gently turned the ring on her hand and waited for the moment the results came out.

Including High Priest Robert, hundreds of people in red prayed together: "The leader will win, the leader will win!"

In the living room of the villa in Davis Manor, Lily found a piece of colorful ribbon and threw it on her head, wondering what kind of knot would look good.

She was ready to be Elizabeth's human gift.

Even if it is a human-shaped gift, it still needs to be wrapped with a ribbon, right?

At the Hollywood \u0026 Highland Center, Natalie Portman turned to look at the big screen at the side and back, and read out the list of nominations in conjunction with the playing screen: "The nominees for Best Actor are Martin Davis for "The Martian," George Clooney, "Descendants," Gary Oldman, "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy," Joel Edgerton, "Warrior," and Demian Bichir, "A Better Life."

She opened the envelope and pulled out the card, with a smile on her face: "The Oscar for Best Actor is Martin Davis!"

As soon as Martin's name came out of Natalie Portman's mouth, Elizabeth Olsen shouted excitedly, leaned over with her sweet face, and kissed Martin firmly!

Everyone on the "Mars" crew stood up, and Leonardo and Nicholson clapped vigorously.

Applause spread like a tide from all directions.

Martin ended his passionate kiss with Elizabeth and hugged Nicholson.

Nicholson patted him on the back and shouted: "We succeeded! There is no problem celebrating at halftime, we won!"

Then, Martin hugged Leonardo again, and Leonardo said: "No one will ask us to do math problems again!"

Martin laughed strangely in Leonardo's ear.

Leonardo felt chills all over his body, always feeling that something bad was about to happen, and quickly let go.

Martin high-fived everyone on the crew again and strode towards the awards stage.

Elizabeth stood up from her seat, stretched out her arms and gestured around.

People around him had already stood up and were spreading to the surrounding area.

Amid thunderous applause, there was the first standing salute tonight!

Amber saw everyone around her standing up, so she stood up too, looking at the figure walking towards the stage from behind with complicated eyes.

There was a snap next to him, but Johnny Depp suddenly let go of his hand, and the cross with the necklace fell to the ground.

Depp closed his eyes, sat back in his chair, and blocked his ears with his hands like a madman.

Not standing up, not applauding, not watching Martin Davis accept the award, this is Depp's last stubbornness.

He roared at Martin's back amidst the applause: "Fake Squid!"

In the living room of the mansion, the moment Natalie Portman announced the name of the winner, Luciana pressed the remote control and turned off the TV picture and sound.

But a clicking sound sounded around me.

Matt Damon's iconic honest face was covered with clouds at this moment. His right hand kept tightening, and the can he was holding made an unpleasant sound, and gradually deflated, and the liquor came out and flowed into his hand. It fell to the ground again.

Luciana was worried.

Matt Damon threw the can into the trash can and forced a smile: "It's okay, let's go for a walk."

The headquarters of Coke God Cult was filled with joy at this time.

Elena picked up a can of Coke, stood up and faced everyone, opened it and shouted: "We won! We won!"

"We won!" Others echoed in unison.

Robert picked up the intercom: "Set off fireworks!"

Outside, roars continued, and fireworks continued to shoot into the sky, lighting up the night sky across Atlanta.

Atlanta's tallest building lights up with neon lights.

Kelly Gray stood in the penthouse apartment, looked over, and laughed.

The neon shiny font is exceptionally clear - Martin is the best actor!

In Davis Manor, Lily stood in front of the mirror in the living room, watching the people walking towards the stage on the TV while tying ribbons on her head.

She is good at sculpting, her fingers are particularly flexible, and the ribbon is tied into a beautiful bow on her head.

It's like gift shop packaging.

Lily smiled in the mirror: "Elizabeth, you must keep your word. I have prepared this humanoid gift. If you don't give it to me, don't blame me for sending it to your door to snatch it from you."

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At the Hollywood and Highland Center, Martin walked onto the podium amid applause.

Natalie Portman took the initiative to greet him, hugged him, and whispered: "Congratulations, Martin."

"Thank you." Martin was also a little excited. After all, he had prepared so much for the prize and had killed his biggest competitor in advance. If someone else upset him, it would really be a huge injustice.

Natalie took the statuette from the emcee and gave it to Martin.

Martin grabbed the statuette, raised it above his head, took it back and held it in front of him and said into the microphone: "Thank you to the academy, thank you to all the judges, thank you to my agent and every member of the team, and thank you to everyone on the "Mars" crew. , thank you to everyone I have met in my life, you know I am grateful to you!"

Time was limited, so he spoke faster: "I'm really lucky, so good that I don't know how this statue fell into my hands. Oh... I understand, I have a girlfriend who loves me deeply. She He gave me all his love, so God also treated me well.”

The scene immediately turned to Elizabeth Olsen.

Elizabeth held her chin in her hands, covered her mouth, and seemed to be sobbing with excitement.

Martin added: "I also have a brother who shares life and death. Yes, old Boo, I'm talking about you. Without you, I would have died! I also have two best friends, Jack Nicholson and Leonardo - DiCaprio... Hey, you two, you can’t ask me to count the three best actor statuettes in the future, please ask me a math question about who doesn’t!”

The theater burst into laughter.

Martin's counterattack begins now: "The great mathematician Martin Davis came up with a new mathematical question. The Hollywood Iron Triangle has won a total of six Oscars. How many Oscars did each person win?"

There was even more laughter as the main camera accurately captured a close-up of Leonardo.

Leonardo was smiling on his face, but he was saying in his heart, you bastard Martin, you dug a hole for me here!

The music that reminded him that the time was up sounded. Martin raised the statuette again and followed the emcee to the backstage.

As soon as he entered the backstage, Angelina Jolie, who had been waiting at the entrance, came up to him, opened her arms and gave Martin a tight hug.

"Congratulations, you finally won this award." Julie sent congratulations: "My Oscar for Best Actor."

Martin said with a smile: "Not bad luck."

Julie walked forward with him, and when she saw that there was no one around, she said, "A very successful public relations campaign. You have successfully killed the only opponent who can compete with you."

Martin said matter-of-factly: "My role and performance are also very good."

Julie smiled: "Yes, it's great. I'll call Jennifer tonight to celebrate you together."

Martin said: "In a few days."

A staff member came over at this time to engrave the corresponding award name on Martin's statuette and base.

People kept coming backstage to take photos, and Martin was in a good mood, accepting everyone who came.