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Ninety Don't show off your culture in front of Ah Wei

"I know bullfighting, I've been to see it!"

"An exciting horse, some cows fainted as soon as they ran over!"

"Awei, I am from Southeast Guizhou. Our village holds bullfighting competitions every year. I have the opportunity to come and do a show!"

Liu Wei smiled and made an OK gesture, "Thank you brother for inviting me, I will definitely come over if I have the opportunity!"

Stretching out his hand to touch the horns of the wild yak, the wild yak straightened its front and rear limbs and stood up.

The image is more stalwart.

"Brothers, the horn is a very sensitive part. Non-professionals should not imitate it to avoid serious injury!"

The wild yak suddenly raised its head, pointed its nose at the sky, and barked a few times.

The voice is thick and powerful.

"Brothers, it is full of energy now and is looking for an opponent!" Liu Wei said.

"Come on Ah Wei, kill it, you will be the overlord of the plateau!"

"Awei, it's time to see if your head is tight!"

"I bet Ah Wei can win, and I bet 10 fishballs at the opening!"

"Awei, you collide with the wild yak, I'll be super hot!"

"My head is not strong, brothers!" Liu Wei laughed while looking at the barrage.

He knew very well what the result of meeting the wild yak in front of him would be, even though he still had a 5-point strength bonus, he seemed insignificant in front of the wild yak.

Liu Wei didn't caress the horns anymore, and focused on shooting the pair of horns over 40cm.

The horns are conical with a smooth surface, protruding to both sides of the head first, then bending upwards and backwards, with the tip of the horns slightly curved backwards, like a crescent moon.

"Brothers, the longest yak horn can reach a length of more than one meter. You can imagine what it would be like to have a horn of more than one meter on the head of a wild yak!" Liu Wei said.

"Nimma, why don't you overturn the tank?"

"Tank? Hahahaha, you remind me of His Highness Qiao Biluo!"

"Hee hee hee, the talent upstairs."

"What's wrong with Grandma Qiao? She's number one on the list is the emperor!"

Liu Wei: "Stop, stop, brothers, pay attention to the guidance of the barrage, let's not bring up this kind of topic that has been denied by social morality.

Let's continue talking about horns!

Yak horn is not only a weapon for wild yaks to attack and defend themselves, but also a precious medicinal material for us humans.

In the "Compendium of Materia Medica" written by Li Shizhen, it is described: sour, salty, cool, and non-toxic. Control convulsion epilepsy pyretotoxicity, all blood diseases.

Yak horn has medicinal effects on the heart, liver and stomach.

"Compendium of Materia Medica" also records some descriptions about wild yaks, and the history of human cognition of wild yaks can be pushed to "Shan Hai Jing".

"Shan Hai Jing", brothers should have heard of it! "

"Have heard, but never read!"

"You can't read it unless you read it in translation!"

"I only know that there are many mythical beasts described in it!"

"Mythological novels often borrow legends from Shan Hai Jing!"

Liu Wei: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas is indeed difficult to read, and its words are condescending. Your impression of the Classic of Mountains and Seas may be a novel about some mythical and exotic beasts.

In fact, the content of "Shan Hai Jing" is mainly geographical knowledge in folklore, including mountains and rivers, roads, ethnic groups, products, medicines, sacrifices, witch doctors, etc.

It is known as the oldest strange book in China and plays an important role in the study of pre-Qin history and culture.

Among them, "Shan Hai Jing" also mentioned yaks.

Yak, also of the genus Bovis, is black and comes from the southwest. Hou Zhishan has a cow. It is shaped like a cow and has hairy four-legged joints. That is to say. Its meat is delicious.

It can be deduced from this that the yak is a wild animal with a long history and was discovered by humans thousands of years ago.

Although it cannot be compared with the mythical beasts in "Shan Hai Jing Strange Beasts", it is not an exaggeration for us to call it a beast. "

"Wait, Awei,

I just want to ask you if you know all the origins of species? "

"Outsiders watch the fun, insiders watch the doorway, Ah Wei is really knowledgeable and talented!"

"Awei, please tell me loudly who wrote "Origin of Species"?"

The audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be fascinated by the myth, and were impressed by the depth of Liu Wei's knowledge.

Liu Wei smiled and said, "Darwin, let me correct your misunderstanding here.

"Origin of Species" is to demonstrate the origin of species and the diversity and unity of life in nature, not to say that the origin and evolution of every creature is recorded in the book. "

"Ha ha!"

"Embarrassing, embarrassing!"

"Tell you not to pretend to be intellectuals in front of Ah Wei. If you don't listen, you will be slapped in the face again?"

"And not once or twice!"

"That brother has quit the live broadcast room, brothers, show some face!"

"..."

Liu Wei: "Okay, brothers, plus what I said at the beginning when I met a wild yak, I have already given you some basic knowledge about it. Here I hope it can return to the herd.

It is still a young and strong cow, the herd needs it, and it has to go back and prove itself again. "

After taking a look at the wild yak, Liu Wei walked up behind it, patted the wild yak's buttocks, "Go! Go back to the herd! Don't be a lone walker, hurt yourself and others!"

"huh~"

The wild yak yelled twice.

Turning around, it pressed Liu Wei's chest with its face that was more than half of Liu Wei's body.

again?

Nima, are you a wild yak who learns Cantonese?

If you don't move, it will hit your lungs!

"It's over, Ah Wei, it seems to regard you as a cow!"

"Awei, it's in love with you!"

"An unbelievable picture appeared in my mind, hehehe!"

"Awei, why don't you spend the rest of your life with it in Hoh Xil?"

Liu Wei: "I'm really convinced by you gangsters. The wind is like waves. The lifespan of wild yaks is only 20 years. I'm only in my 20s. Even if I don't live long, it should be fine to live another hundred years. ?”

"?????"

"How many?"

"Awei, tell me again, how much more do you have to live?"

"I believe in your evil!"

"Ah Wei passed away in 2019!"

Liu Wei shook his head, admiring the ability of netizens to speak up!

He turned his head and approached some beloved wild donkeys, ready to set up camp.

He didn't expect the wild yaks to follow him all the time. The footage captured by the drone was like a cowherd boy herding cows. The difference was that this was not an ordinary cow, but a mighty and domineering wild yak.

When Liu Wei turned his head, the wild yak raised its nose and barked twice.

"All right, all right, I will allow you to come with me, and you will go back when you meet the herd!" Liu Wei said.

"Huh~, beep beep~"

The wild yak called.

Liu Wei didn't bother with it anymore. The wild donkey wasn't afraid of the wild yak at all, and it dug holes on the spot with peace of mind.

"Get a wild yak, and we will have another partner on the road tomorrow!"

"Wairi, walk all the way, collect all the way, if this continues, all the animals in Hoh Xil will follow Ah Wei! That scene is so spectacular!"

"I think Ah Wei can open a zoo! Take the live broadcast room and wander around the zoo every day, bragging with the brothers, saving energy and making money!"

Liu Wei turned around and smiled, "I think this brother's suggestion is good. I'll go back to Jiangcheng tomorrow! The next show will be broadcast live at Jiangcheng Zoo!"

"No, no!"

"Are you serious? Ah Wei, show some face!"

"..."

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