Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

After some understanding.

Zhiming reviewed the game yesterday and finally pointed the finger at:

Zhiming helped a mid laner girl get a blue buff!

That's the main reason why her girlfriend broke up with him!

You are my boyfriend!

How can I give blue buffs to other mid laners, my Niu Niu needs blue too!

Woman, what an incomprehensible creature!

Falling in love is not about the sense of security or about the details, where do you get so many details!

Falling in love is not easy!

As the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than destroy a marriage.

In the end, at Jiang Chen's suggestion, Zhiming went to his girlfriend to apologize.

"wait a moment."

Jiang Chen grabbed Xiao Li: "Xiao Li, do you still want to work hard?"

"effort?"

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, and his eyes immediately showed golden light: "Brother Chen, are you going to take me to fly?"

Brother Chen is a great god!

If you can hug Brother Chen's thigh, wouldn't it be soaring!

Jiang Chen said, "A young woman in her thirties, widowed, and her family has millions of assets. Are you interested?"

"There is such a good thing!"

Xiao Li agreed excitedly: "Of course I do! I can't get a wife anyway! I'm afraid others won't want me."

Jiang Chen patted Xiao Li on the shoulder, and encouraged: "Be confident and try it bravely, anyway, it won't hurt, in case it happens."

Jiang Chen handed over the information of the 60-point widowed young woman to Xiao Li.

did not expect...

Later, Xiao Li really got together with the young woman, and gave birth to a big fat boy. During the festivals, Xiao Li would bring his wife and children to visit Jiang Chen's house.

Of course, these are all for later.

......

Express continues.

This time, he took the takeout and delivered it to the home of an 80-cent beauty.

"Your courier has arrived, sign for it."

The shaking m beauty lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, and her tone had a feeling of contempt for the world:

"Go buy me a bottle of water, and I'll sign for it when you come back, or I'll complain to you!"

"Complain about me? Are you home alone?"

"One is at home, what's wrong?"

Jiang Chen had a bad idea: "Then don't blame me for using illegal violence, hehe~"

The trembling beauty raised her eyes, and there was a surprise in her eyes!

Ah~ good and bad! So handsome!

I like it so much!

I like such a violent little brother!

Hurry up, hurry up and ravage me hard!

She is an out-and-out trembling m, and using violence against her will make her feel different pleasures!

"Ah...don't...don't do this...I know I'm wrong, little brother...don't~"

The mouth shouted no, but the body was very honest.

Not only did he not resist, but he closed his eyes, his face flushed, and he waited for the next moment to come!

But!

Swish!

She found that as soon as her hand was loose, the phone was snatched away.

Jiang Chen pressed it: "Confirm the receipt, it's done!"

"Um?"

Shaking m beauty is disappointed, is this the illegal violence method you are talking about?

"That's it?"

Jiang Chen looked very fierce and fierce: "Otherwise, don't force me to hit you!"

The trembling beauty changed instantly, and she showed a foolish look again, and said in a soft voice:

"Please whip me to your heart's content, Master~"

"Go away! Neurosis!"

Jiang Chen immediately shook his head and left!

Omg!

Who are these people!

One is more wonderful than the other!

The trembling beauty chased after her and let out a coquettish anger:

"Ah~ my brother is so handsome, he is so handsome when he scolds everyone~ I'm about to... love him to death~"

......

The second courier is also in the same community.

Jiang Chen came downstairs and took out his mobile phone.

"Hey, your courier has arrived."

From the other end of the phone came the whirring of the wind and the hurried voice of a man.

"I do not want it!"

Jiang Chen looked strange: "Why don't you, you don't want your courier?"

"Because! I! Want! Suicide! Kill!"

The man on the other end of the phone, with a broken face and a life without love, shouted, "So I'm going to die, what do I need for express delivery?"

? ? ?

Are you going to kill yourself?

So exciting?

According to the first law of the system, the more exciting the event, the higher the experience value, and the richer the reward!

The rewards of this express must be exploding!

Jiang Chen was very happy, and said, "Sir, so, where are you now, can you sign for my courier before committing suicide? This is very important to me!"

"I\u0026*\u0026@%....!"

The man over there was shocked!

I wipe!

I'm already standing on the edge of the rooftop, and if I'm not careful, I will fall into the endless abyss and hang up!

You actually said that your courier is very important to you

?

Is signing for you more important than my life?

"I repeat again, I am going to kill myself, listen carefully, it is suicide!!"

The two-character man was particularly heavy, even if Jiang Chen couldn't hear it clearly.

"I know, suicide."

Jiang Chen said solemnly, "Then you signed for my courier before committing suicide, okay?"

man:"..."

Speechless!

Who are these people!

Sure enough, the world is not worth it, and there is nothing in this world worth remembering!

Extend your arms and throw your phone downstairs!

He felt free and easy like never before, handsome!

"Quietly I left, just as I came quietly!"

"With a wave of my sleeve, I won't take away a cloud!"

Bang!

The mobile phone fell to the ground from the 26th floor, smashed to pieces, and shocked the uncle who was walking in the community!

When he is staring at the uncle, the uncle is also staring at him!

"Master, I didn't expect that the last person to see me was you!"

But the uncle on the first floor, where did he hear what he said on the 26th floor, he immediately exclaimed!

"Something happened! Something happened! Someone is going to jump off the building!"

Watching the fun is not a big deal, and the residents quickly gathered to watch!

"Damn! Someone is really going to jump!"

"Live broadcast, hurry up and start broadcasting! Crush the traffic!"

"Oh, today's young people's psychological capacity is too small, and they commit suicide at any time!"

"Hurry up! I'm ready to record the video, just to record the moment of death!"

"Don't just watch it, call the police!"

"..."

a time.

The community is full of people, and the onlooker mode is instantly turned on!

Jiang Chen's heart is not good, he feels that time is running out!

If I can't get him to sign for this courier before he dies, I may miss out on a huge amount of experience points and huge rewards!

a plan!

start to act!

The police station also received a call in time!

Leaders are shocked!

"What! Someone is going to commit suicide?"

In the imperial capital, suicide is a very serious case, and the police will attach great importance to it!

"The order goes on! Immediately arrange for the police force. If it is really suicide, we must try our best to get him down!"

One order!

Dozens of police cars rushed to the scene of the incident at a fast speed!

From the police car headed, a heroic policewoman got off.

Her eyes are elegant and firm, and her perseverance reveals a kind of elegance, and there is no lack of tenacity in her slenderness. She is like a rose standing proudly in the group, bright and moving!

Lin Xiran was calm, not panicking at this small scene, and immediately began to command.

"Start to disperse people now!"

"Prepare the air cushion!"

"Now come to a few people with me, responsible for persuading this suicidal person to act according to the opportunity, everyone's actions will give me a little more!"

Under Lin Xiran's methodical command, dozens of police officers acted quickly!

Swish swish!

Clear the field now!

Several huge inflatable cushions were arranged one after another, and even two more layers were added to prevent suicides from falling and dying. This is 26 layers!

The man upstairs didn't panic when he saw this situation, and the corner of his mouth was a little proud.

"Do you think you can save me by placing a life pad downstairs?"

"I won't jump from another angle?"

In his opinion, these police officers are extremely stupid!

"As long as I want to die, no one can save me!"