Blue and White Society

Chapter 471: Engineering is a bit worse

  Chapter 471 The engineering is still a bit short

  Galio walked away as if realizing something, and before leaving, Sister You gave him a kilogram of poor elements!

   Posted!

  Everyone was in an uproar, the previous ones didn't even add up to one kilogram!

  The representatives of various countries couldn't sit still for a while, and frantically asked their scientists to come up with the latest theories.

   "Our cutting-edge theory seems funnier?"

   "Quick! Go guess!"

  Before they saw aliens making fun of Newton, they thought those ancient and classic laws were more funny.

   Now it seems that it is not the case. People’s jokes are not only about mistakes. Sometimes, it is actually that the methods of the people on earth are too bloated, or the detours are too big, and the detours are very strange.

  This kind of detour, if it can be called a clever one, would be even more funny!

Sister You stuffed one kilogram of poor elements to Galio and said, "Be sure to make that measuring instrument! The poor element materials can help you, I really want to see you make it hard, and then use that machine to measure medium and small It looks sub-quality, hahahaha!"

   Seeing that aliens sprinkled a kilogram of poor elements for this reason, what else do you not understand?

  Aliens are acting like a scientist waiting to see others try to build a massive Earth.

  Giving poor elements is a kind of investment, just investing in a palace-level funny project!

   But this is a funny project for aliens, but what about earthlings? It's not funny!

  Because the road has to be walked step by step, making a technology more and more efficient is a slow process.

  As long as we continue to optimize, one day, the technology will be more mature and easier.

  In short, we must first be able to do it, from nothing to something.

   It’s over if the aliens are happy, but the earth doesn’t care about being laughed at, and it’s over if they get benefits!

   Now that the aliens are “spending huge sums of money” to encourage it because they are funny, countries have nothing to think about, and quickly put out those cutting-edge theories that cannot be realized, and unproven technical configurations.

   Among them, there are more than a dozen alloy structures designed for poor elements.

   "Hahaha! Is this a subatomic grenade cluster?" Sister You laughed while holding a piece of advanced theoretical information.

   "Hey hey, yes!" A cosmic ray expert smirked.

   "Do you know what you're talking about? Say it again and I'll listen!"

  The expert licked his lips and said in anticipation: "This is our earth, the most advanced design configuration of the subatomic grenade cluster... used here..."

  After the eloquent explanation was given again, Sister You couldn't stop laughing.

  At the same time, the Lanbai Society was recording crazily: "Good stuff! Good stuff!"

  Sister You looked at the alloy structure that was designed within a few hours of getting the poor element, shook her head and smiled, "Is that how you use the poor element?"

  On the other end, Lanbaishe frantically copied: "Fuck, how can you use poor elements like this?"

   "This is your latest theoretical model of microwave detectors? Pfft... Thanks for thinking about it!" Sister You laughed.

  On the other end, the Lanbai Society frantically copied: "It's incredible, this design is a fortress! It's at least eighty years ahead of us!"

   "What the **** is this..." Sister You threw away a bunch of documents.

  The Lanbai Society has already filed it: "These are completely designs that have never been thought of..."

  Looking at the front line laughing at other people's **** all the time, the rear is frantically copying the design.

  Mo Poor said with emotion: "As expected of you, Lord Gou, it's you who are the show."

  Grandpa Gou smoked and said: "Fudge, in the case of unequal intelligence, the smarter the person, the better the fool, it's just a trick, it's overrated."

   Mo Poor said speechlessly: "This is a small trick, what is the big trick?"

  Governor Gou said: "If it wasn't for Canaan being too cautious and not allowing it, to be honest... just let me go, and I don't need to pay a piece of poor elements. I can sell their technology just by selling galaxies with lip service."

   Mo Poor grinned and said, "You are too ruthless!"

   Selling the galaxy with lip service, this trick is also used. Didn’t you use the sovereignty of the solar system over there before, in exchange for the other party’s frantic fawning?

   This idea is also from Lord Gou, because of the plight of being raised by aliens, the other party really hopes to have room for development.

  By using this kind of mentality, you can definitely gain benefits by ceding a few galaxies with lip service.

However, this plan was rejected by Canaan in the end. The reason is naturally that it is not good for the white wolf to be so empty-handed all the time. The Sirius star area is a private territory. Stuff, make it look like an alien scammer.

   If you do too much, the other party will always pay, and mistakes will occur.

  Compared to the ethereal benefits of the galaxy, poor elements are real benefits, and the benefits they get are enough to give the opponent a huge impact, making them want to please them as if they were out of their wits.

  The lively scientific comedy performance continued into the evening.

  Advisors are ranked high on the ground, and now it's the turn of a young astrophysicist.

   "What? 67.80±0.7 km/s/Mpc?"

  Sister You smiled as if no one was there, and asked the astrophysicist to say it again.

  The astronomer sneered: "This is indeed our Hubble constant..."

   "Constant? Constant? Hahahahahaha..."

  Sister You laughed, pointed at the professor tremblingly and said, "Quickly, let me see you...hehehe...how did you prove it...quickly figure it out...hahaha!"

  The Hubble constant here is different from that of Lanbai Society, so it is natural to ask it to check and calculate once.

  So that day, astronomers brought aliens to the Tiannuo Observatory, and calculated it again through the observation data of the New Planck satellite.

  The calculation process is very serious, but the representatives of various countries can see that the aliens are standing in front of the computer, watching the calculation process of the experts, trembling all over, with a broken expression, they have already laughed silently, and it is very hard.

  The researcher at the Lanbai Society said: "This is a brand new calculation method. Isn't it a problem of equipment accuracy?"

"Of course not. There are extremely sophisticated microwave satellites on the opposite side. They have already obtained very complete microwave data, but the engineering is biased, and the resolution of microwaves is still a bit weak. This is a problem with the computer, but it is also Much more accurate than ours." Dean Canan said.

   "Eh? Didn't they have an optical quantum computer before? Why is microwave analysis a little bit worse?" the researcher asked.

   "Just now is a theory, that computer engineering is missing one of the most precise parts, unless..." Canaan said, lost in thought.

   On the other end, the advisory group is also chatting.

   "Isn't our Hubble constant not accurate enough?"

   "Well, it's no wonder the aliens are making jokes. We've actually been revising the calculation of the Hubble constant." An expert sighed.

   "The results of various calculation methods have not been unified until now, so there is still a threshold difference of 0.7."

  The value calculated by Hubble back then was as high as 500, so that when the age of the universe was calculated, it was only 2 billion years... Geologists sprayed it like a dog: I find a rock that is older than the age of the universe!

  Hubble once doubted life because of this, and spent decades improving accuracy.

   Later, it was continuously revised. With the observation accuracy brought by technology and the improvement of computers, it has now been calculated to 67.8.

   This is already a big joke in the earth science community.

   "Constant...haha, what do you think?" Sister You wiped away her tears.

  The astronomer couldn't help laughing that day, because in his eyes, after the launch of the new detection satellite, the microwave data reached the most perfect accuracy, and this constant should be infinitely close to the truth.

  He stood up earnestly and with anticipation and asked, "Then what is the Hubble constant?"

  Sister You shook her head and stretched out a palm.

   "???" The scientists fell into deep thought.

"Fifty-five?"

   "Impossible, how could it be such a perfect number, it should mean that they also have a threshold difference of plus or minus 0.5."

   "Well, folks, maybe she just said she didn't want to say..."

  Scientists are anxious and helpless, they are too eager to get an answer, but the aliens don't want to say, and they can't help it.

   However, seeing her happy, the representatives of various countries took the opportunity to insinuate the poor element.

   Regarding this, Sister You smiled and threw a poor stone, and immediately countless researchers rushed up like crazy to **** it away.

  However, the scientist still asked: "Please, tell me the Hubble constant. There can be no problem with our calculation method. This value is already the most accurate!"

  Seeing this, Miss You frowned slightly.

  The representatives of various countries were taken aback, and hurriedly wanted the astronomer to step down.

  Sister You stopped her and said, "A civilization that only knows how to ask for technology is too unlovable. You should figure it out by yourself."

   "You have complete cosmic microwave data. Although your optical quantum computer design is ridiculous, it is still very simple to calculate this constant."

The astronomer said in a low voice: "You have also seen the design of the optical quantum computer before. Our engineering is missing the most important link, the optical quantum light pole tube. Without it, it cannot operate at all. That thing cannot be made by poor elements. We It's a complete engineering failure."

  Sister You stared at the astronomer and fell silent.

  The representatives of various countries panicked all of a sudden, but they didn't know that she was having a heated discussion with Mo Qiong and others.

   "No, aliens really hate reaching out."

  "We also confirmed before that she doesn't like turning one thing into a transaction very much. She is only willing to give alms."

   "Hurry up and take this person away, hurry up and prepare dinner!"

   Immediately, someone came in and took the astronomer away. The man was dejected by this.

   However, when he was dragged to the door, the alien suddenly threw something.

   "Bada..."

   It was a small gear, which seemed to be made of ordinary iron.

  …

   p.s: Sorry. It was past twelve o'clock, and I completely forgot the time, so I really didn't pay attention.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like