Chatty Hollywood

"Beaman, why are you here?"

After listening to the fat priest who provided the information, Constantine was about to go to the floor where the families who needed exorcisms were located, but found a middle-aged man wearing big black-rimmed glasses standing nearby.

"I asked him to come!"

The fat priest's expression was a little nervous. He didn't know whether he was afraid of the demon he had discovered, or because he was afraid of Constantine in front of him.

"I think you might need, need some-"

"Need some help with gear!"

The old man Biman smiled, but he was not afraid of the sarcastic Constantine at all.

"Just in time, I got some new stuff recently."

"New stuff?"

Constantine also became curious,

"Take it out and see!"

"OK!"

Although his whole body looked like a watchmaker, for a moment, Biman looked like an arms dealer.

"Look at this. The beetle from the House of Blood Curse is in a matchbox. Many ghosts and ghosts will become extremely irritable and frightened when they hear the sound of it crawling."

"...So, it's a bug again?"

Constantine sighed,

"Beeman, your hobby really fits your name (Beeman)!"

"I just love these weird bugs!"

Biman did not deny it, and asked with a recommendation,

"How about it?"

"……forget it!"

Constantine shook his head,

"I'm not that interested in bugs."

"That's such a shame!"

Biman was not discouraged. He was about to take out several other things, but Constantine stopped him.

"If it is some kind of warhead that assassinates the Pope, it comes from the holy water of the Jordan River. Forget it for now. At least for the holy water, I have a dozen buckets of pure water in my house."

"so many?"

Biman was a little surprised.

"Why did you prepare so much holy water?"

"Deal with the devil!"

Constantine shrugged.

"When you are short of water, you can also use it to quench your thirst."

"...quench your thirst!?"

"What's weird?"

Constantine looked indifferent,

"That thing can only weaken the devil, but it has no effect on living people like me."

"……All right!"

Even Beeman, who loves bugs, was a little speechless about Constantine's approach.

Finally, he had to hand a short metal staff to Constantine.

"This is the Dragon's Breath Fire Staff. You will definitely need this!"

"Dragon Breath Fire Staff!?"

Constantine looked at the short metal staff in his hand with some disbelief, and then pointed it at Biman.

Biman quickly reached out and pointed the short staff in his hand at the open space next to him.

"Don't face living people, it's very dangerous!"

"Yeah?"

Constantine didn't believe it. He pressed the button on the metal staff, and the next moment, a large ball of blue flames spurted out from the front of the short staff.

"Cut! Passed!"

With Charlotte's command, Keanu Reeves, who plays Constantine, and Johnny Depp, who plays Beaman, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is this the sixth time?"

Keanu Reeves asked Depp.

"yes!"

"Finally passed!"

"You still have the nerve to say it?"

Depp glanced at his good gay friend depressedly,

"If you hadn't always laughed a lot in the past few times, why would you have filmed it so many times!?"

"How is it possible to prevent me from laughing?"

Keanu was also very depressed.

He pointed at Depp’s face,

"Look at your face now!"

"..."

Depp, who is still wearing big black-rimmed glasses, suddenly felt that it seemed like a mistake to appear in a movie at the same time as his best friend.

——A good friend can turn into a bad friend at any time! ! !

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Charlotte was also speechless about these two living treasures.

He considered the situation where the two of them had to reshoot repeatedly because of their poor acting skills.

But I never thought about having to reshoot it repeatedly because of the laughs.

Therefore, he was also a little confused when he saw Keanu Reeves pointing at Depp and laughing in the middle of the filming.

Fortunately, this scene is not actually a funny scene, so after several experiments, I finally passed it.

"It seems that Reeves' acting skills are indeed a bit lacking, but if the guidance is appropriate, it is not unusable."

Charlotte thought to herself.

Although it is difficult to portray the character of Constantine, the movie "Hell Detective" is still a commercial film in the final analysis——

"What's more important in commercial films is always the story itself and various performance effects. As long as the actors' performances are up to standard."

Charlotte was thinking in her mind as she continued to supervise the performance of the next scene through the monitor——

"Biman, I'm here to exorcise other people's demons, not to burn the demons and possessed people into charcoal!"

Looking at the metal staff that had just sprayed out a large ball of scorching flames in his hand, Constantine was speechless.

However, he finally accepted some of the equipment provided by Beaman and began his exorcism work.

The person possessed by the devil is a German girl, underage.

At this point, Charlotte changed the setting in the original "Hell Detective" that the possessed person was an Asian girl.

There is a reason why he modified it like this——

First of all, the original "Hell Detective" was released in 2005. At that time, Hollywood had gradually begun to use a large number of ethnic minorities as supporting roles and even protagonists.

——Politically correct!

But now in 1996, there is no sign of this situation.

At this time, the exclusive use of minorities to play supporting roles, especially those who are possessed by demons, is a potential trouble.

What if a group of people protest?

In this era, most ethnic minorities have not yet been bought off by Hollywood's supporting role tactics, and they will protest from time to time.

For example, Cameron's "True Lies" was protested by Arab immigrants and Middle Eastern countries because of the ethnic issues of the supporting characters in the film, and the overall box office dropped.

——Although under certain circumstances, he predicted the future.

What's more, these days, most of the Asian supporting actors in Hollywood have sharp mouths and monkey cheeks.

Their image is more a stereotype of Asians in European and American minds than reality.

Anyway, even though Charlotte lived on the other side of the Pacific before traveling, she decisively gave up this plan after seeing a few Asian supporting roles.

The aesthetics don’t match!

The use of supporting characters with this appearance is not so much an attempt to draw closer to ethnic minorities, but rather a smear campaign...

In contrast, there are supporting roles and supporting roles for Caucasian people. Because the base is large, there is really a lot of space to choose from. Basically, you can get whatever you want.

Charlotte finally chose a fifteen-year-old girl with a very heavy German sensibility.

At least, the blond hair on that head is indeed shining under the sunlight.

"You are not a blond man like that head of state, are you?"

For this reason, Charlize once complained about him.

After all, as Charlotte's girlfriend, Charlize's own hair is the same color.

And Jodie Foster, who was chosen as the heroine by Charlotte this time, is also blond.

Even John Constantine, the protagonist, would have been blond if it weren't for the actor Keanu Reeves...

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