Conferred God: I, Who Just Wanted To Run Away, Was Overheard By The Emperor

Yin Ze looked at Han Shu speechlessly, only to think that this guy deserved to be beaten.

Tea in your work clothes?

What do you mean?

But if you drink tea, just drink tea, he can understand even the gentlemen.

But don't you understand the rules of drinking tea? When you come out to drink tea, you must not say hello when you see acquaintances. This is discipline!

And most importantly, you're here at an untimely time.

Yin Ze looked up at the private room on the second floor, slightly disappointed.

It was only a little while before he could experience the joy of fighting and scolding with other playboys, but when Han Shu came with a few soldiers, there was nothing left.

Without competition, it's really boring to be a Dage on this list.

"too……"

"cough!"

Han Shu was about to open his mouth to say hello when Yin Ze coughed and blocked him back.

"Just call me by my name."

"Don't dare, or else, I'll call you Young Master." Han Shu shrank his neck and called the Crown Prince by his name. He really couldn't enjoy such an exciting thing.

"It's up to you, is there anything else? If it's okay, just find a table and sit down. Since you're here at Baixiang Pavilion, let's enjoy it." Yin Ze didn't want to say more, and waved his hand to signal Han Shu to be casual.

Han Shu heard the unpleasantness in Yin Ze's words, and immediately understood that the Crown Prince had misunderstood that they were here to enjoy Baixiang Pavilion, and hurriedly leaned down and explained in a low voice: "Young Master, you have misunderstood. In this trip, there are military affairs to ask for instructions.”

"Military affairs? You can do it yourself. I haven't finished listening to this song yet." Yin Ze rolled his eyes, even more unwilling, you are not Tathagata prostitution.

This prince is now a dude. If you let a dude handle military affairs and do business, that's what a strong man can't do!

"You really can't do this if you don't go to the commander-in-chief. According to the rules set by Grand Master Wen, every six months, there will be a military exercise in the military to help the country strengthen the army. You are now the supreme commander of the army, and you are not present... "..." Han Shu explained helplessly, but felt that Yin Ze had changed a lot. The former prince was a diligent and close to the people, how come his style of conduct today is like those playboys who can't support the wall.

"Oh! It's really troublesome, let's go, let's go." Yin Ze sighed unhappily, got it, performing martial arts or something, isn't it just for the superiors to see, if he doesn't go, people really can't act.

But that's fine. The so-called military affairs are nothing more than watching military exercises, as long as you don't let yourself formulate military policies or something, it doesn't matter.

As long as you don't do the right thing, it's not a crime.

Pata patted a pearl on the table as a drink money, Yin Ze got up and walked out of the Baixiang Pavilion with arrogant steps that he did not recognize.

After a stick of incense, on the school grounds, the great merchants and soldiers lined up into camps, and a chilling air shot into the sky.

Yin Ze sat on the high platform with Erlang's legs cocked and nodded slightly, indicating that Han Shu could start.

Han Shu's expression was solemn, and he waved the flag in his hand.

In the big business army, the semi-annual martial arts performance began.

The so-called performance of martial arts is actually similar to a military parade.

That is, the various arms lined up in teams, and walked back and forth on the school field with vigor and vigor.

The swordsmen team is murderous, the spear team is fierce, the halberd team is unparalleled, and the shield team is as solid as a rock.

Quite decent, the military quality of Dashang is always online.

But the military parade in this era made Yin Ze, who was used to watching the military parade of the God Dynasty, feel extremely boring before crossing.

Appreciation is almost zero.

That's it?

Mighty is quite powerful, but the armor is too ugly, the bronze armor is pure water, and it is green, it is uncomfortable to look at.

After watching it for half an hour, Yin Ze yawned boredly.

It didn't matter that he yawned, but it frightened the generals on the high platform.

Is the prince yawning?

hiss……

This is dissatisfaction with the performance of martial arts, so these leaders of the army will be punished!

Several generals looked at each other. Among the generals in the West Expedition Army, Han Shu and Yin Ze were the most familiar.

Several people pushed Han Shu and asked him to rush over to find out what he was dissatisfied with. If he was dissatisfied, we immediately changed it.

"Prince, Prince, what's wrong with the drills of the soldiers?" Han Shu leaned forward and asked.

"No……"

[Ding ~ Don't speak in case of trouble, keep your mouth shut, don't follow the fourth commandment of nonsense. 】

[I don't like the unbearable armor, and I don't change it, because I don't obey the sixth commandment and luxurious perfume. 】

Just as he was about to make a perfunctory statement, the system's warning alert sounded, Yin Ze's mouth twitched, and the boat was overturned.

There are so many rules, you can make taboos if you are not careful.

Fortunately, the system always warns you before committing a vow, otherwise, these two days are considered vain.

But think about it.

Whoever is a dummy will not always express a strong desire to express himself, regardless of whether he understands it or not, what the consequences will be, and he will not be happy if he does not express the ridiculous opinion in his stomach.

If you don't open your mouth when you are in trouble, you put the words on your tongue first and then talk about it three times.

Also, since you don't like the armor that these soldiers are wearing, why not change them to your favorite style.

Don't have the ability to change it?

Obviously not!

Why not change it?

As a playboy, what you want is a smooth heart, a happy mouth, and comfortable eye sockets.

[Alas, it's really tiring to pretend to be a fool. 】

Yin Ze reluctantly sighed in his heart, he had found out, in terms of being a dummy, he couldn't catch up with Brother Shou.

Among the eight precepts, he is confident that he will do it well, and he will not go wrong. There is only the third precept, and he is addicted to prostitution in the daytime...

However, now that he knows the cause of the disease, Yin Ze will prescribe the right medicine.

Isn't it just nonsense and putting on armors that make the soldiers look pleasing to the eye?

Yin Ze changed an impatient face in seconds and asked, "Do you think this drill is good?"

"The last general feels okay..." Han Rong replied hesitantly.

"Go six, go, look at what they're wearing!" Yin Ze stared, raised his voice, and started pointing at Jiangshan confidently, "The colors are not uniform, the styles are too rigid, and there is no aesthetic feeling at all. , do you know what is the most important thing about marching and fighting?"

Han Shu: "Morale?"

General A: "Army?"

General B: "Command?"

"It's wrong, it's a big mistake, it's a shame that you are still the generals of my big business, you are really a bunch of rotten wood." Yin Ze shook his head and said with an inscrutable expression: "Listen, marching and fighting, the most important thing is to be handsome! Handsome! Being handsome is a temporary thing, but being handsome is a lifetime thing."

Han Shu and the generals:  …

Is the prince's head alright? It's human words!

handsome?

Can Shuai chop off the head of a rebel?

Boom!

Suddenly, there was a sound of heavy objects falling from the high platform, and a large wooden box appeared at Yin Ze's feet.

Opening the wooden box, Yin Ze arrogantly took out an armor from inside.

At this time, before dusk, the high platform was high. When the sun was shining on the armor, the generals of the merchants only felt as if they had seen a dazzling sun.

The bright light reflected from the armor was really dazzling, but the generals were reluctant to close their eyes.

handsome!

Really handsome!

They have never seen such beautiful armor in their whole life of fighting.

The difference is really too big...

To use a human metaphor.

That Da Shang's bronze gluttonous armor was like the fat girl who weighed two hundred and two from Butcher Wang's family.

And this armor is the oiran of the Baixiang Pavilion, Xianghuang.