Crazy Psychologist

Is there anything worthwhile in life?

Nothing, no worthy person, no worthy thing.

When you are in pain, people think that they are at least living better than you; when you are lonely, people around you hide away; when you want your mother to hug you, your mother dislikes you; when you wait until When my father came back, he remembered that what he always wanted was a son.

If you don't study well, your classmates will laugh at you for coming from a small and poor place; if you want to tell them that your hometown is neither small nor poor, they will think that you can even lie in order to fit in with others.

It's obviously a fact, but no one will really see it clearly. It's obviously a lie, but everyone believes it to be true. It's obvious that the world is hopeless, but there are still people who push those good and sober people into the abyss.

"This is a checklist. You can go to the surgery for a checkup first. Then my suggestion is that you do an electrocardiogram. By the way, I am worried that there may be some problems with your lungs. Also, how is your sleep status? You generally have a bad gastrointestinal condition. Most people will have sleep problems, and you may have anemia.

I'm really worried.

Although, from your neck, your proportions are absolutely perfect from the collarbone up, but in my opinion there may still be a thyroid problem. You are a bit small. I don’t know if you have been deficient in calcium since you were a child. If There is indeed a problem of calcium deficiency, and the cause may be a thyroid problem; also, do you have back pain, and are the cycles regular? "

Muchun's series of questions almost made Xu Dan faint.

"What? Doctor, you always speak slowly. Although I have studied nursing, you speak so fast."

Xu Dan's face turned red shyly.

"Well, it's a gastrointestinal examination sheet, thyroid function test, electrocardiogram test, trace element test, and lung X-ray examination. It's best to do one more~~~~~" Mu Chun signed a check list and put it down. He put the checklist in front of Xu Dan, exhaled his last breath, rubbed his hands, and looked very proud.

Xu Dan was just about to question Mu Chun, why so many examinations were needed, but Mu Chun said: "Actually, I want you to do more examinations. Anyway, you just treat it as a physical examination, but..." Mu Chunyu said Without saying a word, he peeled off his fingernails.

"What more tests are needed? I think these are almost enough." Xu Dan said solemnly.

It was clear that she had a point, but she still spoke very carefully, making others feel that she must have done something wrong to make the girl unhappy.

"Doctor, are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you feel that work is depressing or something?" Xu Dan asked tentatively.

Muchun looked at her big innocent eyes, which were watery and had a power to confuse people.

"Then I'm going to check." Xu Dan suddenly stood up, took the checklist that Muchun gave her, walked up the mountain and walked out the door. She walked very slowly and suddenly fell to the ground.

Mu Chun actually didn't notice it because Mu Chun was looking for paper under the table.

So Xu Dan shouted, "Ah, it hurts so much."

Muchun didn't hear it either, because when Xu Dan shouted, there was a "boom" sound coming from the construction site outside the window.

Xu Dan felt very uncomfortable. Isn't this trick easy to use?

After Muchun finally found the paper and crawled back to his chair, he realized there was someone sitting on the ground.

"What's wrong with you?" Muchun asked.

"I just fell. I was sitting for a long time and my feet were numb." Xu Dan answered with his back to Muchun.

"That's just right. Don't stand up yet. This floor has a heating function. Wait a moment. Wait a minute. I'll turn on the heating function for you. This floor is very expensive. It's specially bought for dancing practice. It's fine, it won't be a problem if you sit for a while, and heating it should be good for your leg numbness." Mu Chun walked around the room, blindly like a hamster.

Xu Dan turned around and looked at Muchun in confusion, "Why is the doctor walking around? Is there something urgent?"

Mu Chun sighed and gave Xu Dan a thumbs up, "You are so amazing. You can see everything. You are like a close little sister." After speaking, Mu Chun pushed the coffee machine hard and said, There is also a complainer on the Internet, "This coffee machine is too heavy. I remember it shouldn't be here."

After checking the coffee machine, Muchun ran to the treadmill, looking for something on the treadmill.

"Is the doctor looking for something? What is he looking for? Is it important?" Xu Dan asked.

"Ah, of course it's important. I'm almost dying. You said that a cute little girl like you fell down, and I can't even find the floor remote control. I should help you heat the floor as soon as possible." Mu Chun Yue spoke faster and faster, and the next few words were almost superimposed.

In fact, Xu Dan's legs were not numb, nor did she really fall. What she was waiting for was that Mu Chun would approach her or reach out to help her. Who knew that instead of approaching Xu Dan, Mu Chun would be in the corner far away from the door. It wanders back and forth, just like a hamster that keeps stepping on the wheel.

Thinking about the frequency with which he spoke, he sounded more like a hamster.

It seems interesting.

Xu Dan thought to herself, and suddenly, she thought of a good idea.

If you don't advance, I will advance. If you retreat, I will retreat.

It doesn't seem like a good idea, but according to Xu Dan's experience, this seemingly unreasonable method is actually a very useful method in the relationship between men and women.

Men, that's how it is sometimes. You stare at him and he wants to escape. When he escapes, you feel sad. At this time, he takes the lead and doesn't care about your feelings.

Speaking of which, these truths are not difficult to understand, but some girls naively think that men are sincere.

Of course, Xu Dan believed that there might be some, but she didn't need it. With the adult leaving, she no longer needed or believed it.

When a man runs away, you run faster than him. When the man stands still and is unwilling to take a step forward, you should take a step forward immediately. You have to walk gracefully, walk beautifully, or even be quick and quick. But as long as you are willing to take this step, you can usually earn a lot of chips.

When the chips accumulate to a critical value, the situation will be completely in her hands.

This feeling of being in control of life is really delicious.

Xu Dan said apologetically, "Doctor, can I ask you a favor? It's really an unkind request."

"Unfortunately? Ah, what a profound word. I really doubt that my Chinese language was taught by the calligraphy teacher." Mu Chun scratched his head and said casually, his eyes still busy looking for the so-called remote control.

Xu Dan smiled foolishly, and his smile was like a flower washed in the spring rain.

"Doctors are so interesting. I have heard people say that Chinese is taught by math teachers, and math is taught by physical education teachers, but I have never heard anyone say that Chinese is taught by calligraphy teachers. It's a joke. Besides, there are many calligraphy teachers. They are all very educated, right? A teacher with good calligraphy should not be bad at teaching Chinese, right, doctor." After Xu Dan finished speaking, his smile became more and more shy and cute.

Especially the last sentence, which seemed to be a question but not a question, "Is that so, doctor?" even had a bit of girlish shyness.

Muchun shook his head and ignored Xu Dan's meaning. Instead, he explained in a serious and serious manner, as if he was really afraid that Xu Dan would not understand what he meant, "No, no, no, I have no discrimination against the calligraphy teacher's Chinese proficiency. Meaning, on the contrary, I feel that saying Chinese is taught by a math teacher is a bit offending to the math teacher, who expressed serious dissatisfaction.

If any class is not good, it is said that it is taught by the physical education teacher. This is even more unreasonable. The physical education teacher has been hacked for decades and has never complained. This just shows that the physical education teacher is very well-educated, so this statement I I felt it was really inappropriate. I not only failed to please the Chinese teacher, but also offended other teachers.

But I mean something different, very different.

Chinese was taught by the calligraphy teacher, which means that I can actually write those words, but I don’t know what they mean. Understood? This is a medical metaphor for a type of dyslexia.

Oh, I'm sorry, I said something you didn't understand again. "

Mu Chun was so confused that Xu Dan didn't even remember what she had said before, so she stood up reluctantly. After standing up, she realized that she just wanted the doctor to help her.

Xu Dan walked out of the clinic gracefully, then turned to Mu Chun and said, "Dr. Mu Chun, thank you, I'll go check it out right now."

Muchun was also a little surprised that he actually went to check?

What is Xu Dan thinking?

After Xu Dan left, Muchun returned to his seat and lay down. There was no patient on the registration system. It seemed that Xu Dan was the only one before noon. It takes more than an hour to two hours to complete all these examinations. There is no need to queue for the electrocardiogram. The other several examinations depend on how many people are examined that day.

Since Shen Fan left, the efficiency of the laboratory department seems to have not kept up. The new doctors are still not technically proficient enough, and the interns are said to be relatively lazy.

The work of the laboratory department is inherently repetitive and cumbersome, and inefficiency is also possible.

It’s hard to say whether Xu Dan’s visit was strange or not. First of all, she should have come to Huayuanqiao Hospital on purpose to see the Department of Psychosomatics. Since everyone has read so many articles about the suicide of live broadcast girls, as a person involved, Xu Dan should also read it. It is not difficult to find the Psychosomatic Department of Huayuanqiao Hospital from this kind of article.

If you put some effort and follow the clues, it won't be difficult to find Bai Lu who is hospitalized in Zhinan Affiliated.

If Xu Dan wanted to know all this information, he would probably be able to sort it out in less than half an hour. The heating in the room was a bit stuffy. Mu Chun lowered the temperature and found that the sound of the air conditioner seemed to be getting louder and louder. It was no longer just the roaring sound of the warm air blowing out, but there seemed to be some problems with the machine itself. .

Such a loud sound should affect the treatment.

Mu Chunning thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that there were some noisy sounds in Xu Dan's live video. Those sounds could not be heard clearly, so Mu Chun asked Liu Yiming to remember to investigate, but it seems that nothing has happened yet.

Maybe the police are interrogating He Ping.

Judging from the current situation, Xu Dan's suicide incident has gone through several stages.

Stage 1: Xu Dan sent Qiu Ping the room number of the suicide live broadcast room

Stage 2: Xu Dan commits suicide in the video and disappears

Stage three: Muchun and the police come to investigate

Stage 4: Xu Dan disappears

Stage 5: Xu Dan took the initiative to appear at the police station and accused He Pingqiang and violent injury

Stage 6: Full media attention

The whole thing seems to be a story caused by suicide, but is it really that simple? Is Xu Dan coming to see a doctor today just to see a psychotherapist to treat her depression, or is there another reason?

Is this reason related to He Ping?

Why do you need to seek treatment from me?

Muchun suddenly thought that the key to this problem was himself. If he just wanted to treat a disease, why did Xu Dan have to come to Huayuanqiao? Just because he is famous now?

No. Xu Dan seemed to have said just now that she wanted to commit suicide, and she knew that Muchun had a way to deal with this disease.

What information does this sentence contain?

Muchun thought that maybe it was related to several previous cases, maybe she believed the things mentioned in the article and thought that Muchun could save people who wanted to commit suicide.

Then there is the Philanthropy Star Citizen Concert. If you have paid attention to that concert, you may also think that Muchun is very knowledgeable about human mental health issues, and it is possible to come here because of its reputation.

It seems that there is nothing particularly unreasonable when inferred according to normal logic.

After all, Muchun is now a somewhat famous doctor in Yaohai.

But Muchun still felt that something was wrong in his heart. The most important reason was that this person was Xu Dan.

The question is not why patients come to Huayuanqiao Hospital for treatment.

It's not why patients who want to commit suicide go to Huayuanqiao Hospital to seek treatment from Muchun.

But why Xu Dan came to Huayuanqiao Hospital.

The key to the problem should not be those conceivable reasons, but Xu Dan's reasons.

Xu Dan - who exactly is he?

Who is this gentle, beautiful, fragile, lovely, sweet girl?

Is she a live streamer of suicide?

A poor girl who was violated as a child?

Is she the mysterious woman who disappeared after a suicide attempt?

A lonely person suffering from depression and sadness?

Accusing a popular trumpet player of rape and a victim of domestic violence?

A patient with stomach bleeding?

A fan who pursues his idol?

A good fan who pursues the success of his idol?

Or is he just a patient who needs help from a psychotherapist?

Who is Xu Dan?

If it weren't for Muchun's participation in this rescue operation, would Xu Dan have thought of coming to the Psychosomatic Department to find him today?

Muchun felt that this matter was probably not as simple as it seemed now, and perhaps the truth behind it was far more incredible than the novel.

A strong uneasiness made Muchun a little tired. He turned on the treadmill and ran for a while, then put in a cup of coffee. Then he saw Fang Ming walk in like a ghost with a depressed look on his face.

Isn't Wednesday morning a busy time for the surgical clinic? How come Dr. Fang has time to come to the fifth floor?

"Would you like coffee?" Muchun asked.

"You are too serious. I still want to see you when you are not serious." Fang Ming said.

I? Too serious?

ha?

In Muchun's heart, after the little Godzilla battle, all the little Ultraman were petrified and turned into "Stone Age".

"Then I'll be less serious. Doctor Fang Ming doesn't have to go to work? You run around during working hours because you think Dean Jia is protecting you, and no one else dares to say anything, right?" Muchun raised his voice deliberately and said With.

"You!" Fang Ming looked at Muchun in shock. "Have you been worrying about me for not agreeing to let the fifth floor be used as a mental and physical clinic at that time? Have you always been brooding about this matter and have you never really let it go?"

"Of course! I, Mu Chun, am notoriously stingy! I never treat guests to meals, either AA or not eating. I won't leave even a single order for a patient's examination to other departments, especially your surgery department. I What I do every day is to study how to get patients to have all the examinations done here without anyone noticing. We in the Department of Psychosomatics are so fussy about everything, and we will retaliate. How about it?" Mu Chun raised his chin like a naughty beautiful girl. .

After saying that, he was probably thirsty, so he put the cup to his mouth, opened his mouth and drank, and the heat spread all over his body.

When Fang Ming saw this, he immediately turned his head and said, "You deserve it. Stingy people don't get good coffee."

"Did you take the wrong medicine and come to trouble me on purpose? Do you think your surgical department is really that good? Who cured your patient Qiu Ping in the end?" Mu Chun said in a questioning and disdainful tone. Ask Fang Ming.

"So, can Dr. Mu cure Zhou Ming directly using psychosomatic methods? Magic, magic, doctors have magic. You can use your magic to get the thread out of his stomach. No. Is there a magical Doctor Muchun?" Fang Ming said back not to be outdone.

Muchun put down the coffee cup, took two paper towels, and wiped the tens of thousands of floors clean first. Then he realized that his white coat and the light blue shirt underneath were basically impossible to clean.

Originally, it was nothing. Nothing. Big deal.

But this afternoon he was going to Zhinan Subsidiary to find Mu Xiao!

Isn't this Fang Ming causing trouble for him?

"Dr. Fang Ming said that he was threatening me with a knife. Of course I don't know how to use a scalpel. During my surgical rotation, I just stood in a daze on the operating table and pulled a hook with a thread. He asked me to pull the thread at once. I may not have the ability to find the appendix, but there are specialties in surgery, and there are specialties. Why are you talking about something that I can't do? Is this appropriate? Is this what a well-educated doctor should say? " Muchun never believed that he would lose to a surgeon holding a scalpel in speaking.

Doesn’t this ruin the reputation of a psychopsychiatrist?

Absolutely impossible.

Speaking of which, maybe he will be invited to participate in next year's "Weird Showdown". This is a great opportunity to make money. Anyway, all he has to do is talk, and maybe he can make a lot of money.