Crazy Psychologist

"I'm wondering if there is really a cat abuse incident nearby." Muchun's voice sounded a little tired.

I'm really tired this morning.

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It rained all day, and when it was time to get off work, the viaducts and the ground were all congested. The urban area around the sea was like the center of all big cities. Although it was lively and prosperous, exhaust fumes and traffic jams were inevitable.

Li Mu was driving to the shooting location after finishing his work at the company. The dinner An Xiaodi had prepared for him was still placed under the passenger seat. There was actually a small drawer in that place for girls to put their shoes.

Thinking of his braised beef rice and fish ball soup being swayed by the brakes along the way, Li Mu began to feel restless.

Gradually, everything in the car became covered with moss. He switched the radio station several times. The host on the radio was chatting happily. Some people called in to participate in the topic designed by the host, such as "College Love Brings You What’s coming?”

A girl with a nice voice called and said, "My college love left a scar on me that can never be erased."

The female host quickly picked up the conversation and said, "Yes, first love is not always perfect. Sometimes there are indeed some regrets, just like scars."

The male host was silent for a few seconds and then said: "Yeah, in the future you will definitely meet someone who can make you forget this scar."

Both of them sounded a little smart. The girl who called quickly replied coldly, "I'm talking about a real scar. It's on my lower abdomen, a scar left by an ectopic pregnancy surgery."

The host was speechless on the spot.

Li Mu's heart also skipped a beat.

At this time, Li Mu noticed a car driving close to him in the lane next to him, and the car owner rolled down the window and cursed angrily at him.

Li Mu's driver's seat window was closed, and the radio was on in the car. Naturally, he didn't hear what the driver was cursing, but Li Mu didn't need to hear it to know what nasty words the guy was cursing.

So Li Mu pulled over the front of the car and blocked the lane, preventing the driver from changing lanes.

Who knew that the driver of the other party was not a vegetarian, so the two started to compete on the road. Finally, when they were stuck at a red light together, the driver of the silver Nissan car forcibly changed lanes and then braked. Li Mu had no time to adjust and chased after him. Go up.

The driver of the car in front, who seemed to have been prepared, immediately opened the door and walked out.

"Is there something wrong with your brain? Or is your wife running away with someone else? Do you know the rules when driving?" The person who spoke was less than 170cm tall, but his weight was estimated to be more than 250 kilograms.

Li Mu could clearly see the car he was driving. It made people wonder if the rear seats needed to be removed to fit this weight into that small car.

"You want to change your ways, okay? Are you being unreasonable?" Li Mu replied, suppressing the anger in his stomach.

"Pay it forward, you are responsible for rear-ending me." The fat man cursed while talking.

Some people really have this ability. They can always use swear words when they speak. No matter what they say, it is always like that. This 250-pound driver is such a person.

Li Mu felt more and more irritated, and every joint of his fingers felt like they had burrs, wanting to punch the man.

The 250-pound fat man kept turning his sausage-like mouth in the winter rain.

Li Mu felt that his fist had been punched towards his left ear. He seemed to have seen himself kicking the man's abdomen with his knee, pinching the man's shoulder, and using his steel-like head to Hit him on the fat head.

In the end, he had the advantage of being condescending. He grabbed the man's head with his left hand and pushed it down. He raised his right hand and hit the man's back of the neck with his elbow.

A pile of 250 kilograms of fat meat fell silently, and Li Mu said to him, "Pork is so expensive these days, no one will eat your meat no matter how cheap it is."

"Hey, are you going to call me or not?"

When Li Mu came back to his senses, he realized that what he had just done was just his imagination, and now it was his own clothes that were being held tightly by a 250-pound man.

I don’t know when Fatty called the police, but it happened that a traffic policeman rode a motorcycle and came to the two of them.

The policeman looked very tired and said, "What's going on with you? The road is blocked like this. I saw the two of you occupying a lane here on the surveillance camera. What do you want to do? Fight? Okay, come back with me and give you some time." beat."

The fat man immediately changed his face when he saw the police coming, "No, comrade police, it was this person who rear-ended the car. Look, he didn't even look at the car. I suspect he was drunk driving."

"You're the one driving drunk."

Li Mu finally couldn't help but cursed.

"Police, look at him, he looks so polite and polite but he curses."

"Didn't you curse just now? Who caused this?"

Li Mu completely lost control. In the next few minutes, he had no idea what he said to the police or what the police said to him.

All he knew was that when the police asked him to take out his driver's license and driver's license, he asked him countless times. After his body was almost soaked, Li Mu returned to the car and took out his driver's license and driver's license.

The policeman handed the ticket to Li Mu and scolded him several times. The fat driver said to Li Mu angrily, "I remember who you are. Aren't you the talented Li Mu on TV?" I didn’t expect it to be a road rage driver.

Road rage?

Li Mu's mind suddenly exploded, so did I hit someone just now? Or crashed? He wanted to ask the person in front of him, but the person said, please call your insurance company quickly. The insurance company, which is so clear about this kind of liability relationship, will take care of it. Please drive carefully in the future and don't look like a person on TV. In life, They are simply worse than pigs and dogs.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Just as he was about to yell back, Li Mu suddenly thought of Xiao Hei.

Road rage, rear-ending.

Could it be that Xiao Hei was really hit to death by him?

Thinking of Xiao Hei's limp body being run over by a wheel, how would the person sitting in the driver's seat feel? Couldn't he feel it at all? Or forgot?

So you always feel like there is a cat in your home and there are cat footprints in the bathroom?

No, I'll go upstairs to find out about the bathroom tomorrow morning. It's not just a water leak anymore. When Li Mu took a shower in the morning, he smelled a stinking fishy smell. It seems that there is no clean water leaking from the bathroom upstairs. It smells bad after being squeezed under the floor tiles for a long time.

I don’t know if that’s bath water or toilet water.

What bad luck.

Thinking of this, Li Mu decided to go home tonight and go to the parking lot to study it carefully. How did Xiao Hei move in the community that day so that he would be run over by his car without him feeling it at all.

So, "Don't be afraid, Li Mu." He said to himself, he would not be afraid if he found out. Even if he knew that he really accidentally bumped into Xiao Hei, it would be much better than living in fear and guessing now.

After arriving at the studio, Li Mu felt that he was in good condition. The other guests also had work during the day, so everyone tried their best to cooperate and the recording ended early so they could get some sleep.

There were about a hundred people in the audience, all with young faces, and both boys and girls seemed to be wearing makeup. The assistant director told Li Mu that the audience has been here since 3:30 in the afternoon. Your program started recording at 8:30 in the evening. The footage of the audience started recording at 4:30, so when the recording of the program officially started, the audience was already sitting in the venue. It took four hours and the cost was only 300 yuan per person, which is considered a relatively high price in the industry.

Li Mu held the coffee prepared by the director team and looked down at the audience area. The audience were now like Internet celebrities. They were all very good-looking.

The assistant director looked at Li Mu and then said: "It's not bad, the audience is also an important part of the show, so the audience in the first few rows are specially selected by the performance company. Once the show becomes popular, it will be easier, and the audience will sign up on their own. Participate in this episode of ours. Because the first few episodes have been very popular since they aired, one-third of the current audience has signed up on their own, and then the director team will select some to come to the scene. This is also a fan benefit.

Did you see those people sitting behind the guest seats? Those are all well-educated and good-looking audiences, and those seats have a very high chance of being photographed, so they need to be particularly good-looking at the beginning. The director team spends money, and in the future it will be about selecting suitable fans, and there may even be people who spend money to be in the front row. As for the audience, they are all routines. "

After listening to what Mark said, Li Mu nodded, thinking that all walks of life have routines, and those at the top of the rules always make more, but it seems that everyone is working hard and it is not easy.

From lighting, stage layout, photography, makeup artists, stage managers, directors, producers, to post-production after recording, program packaging, and promotion, all aspects are human.

People who have experienced the recording of this type of variety show will have a particularly deep impression. No matter how advanced the technology is outside, here it is still a screw and a nail, and there are people busy in every position.

Even the aunties who deliver and pack the lunch boxes are indispensable.

If she delivers the wrong meals, causing a guest to delay filming due to allergies, the delay for one day can cost tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands.

While Li Mu was drinking coffee and preparing to shoot content, there was a sudden panic in the audience, and a staff member fell on the stage.

The audience area exclaimed, and Li Mu quickly patted Mark on the shoulder. Mark was wearing headphones and looking at the computer screen, completely unaware of what was happening on the stage.

"Mark, someone fainted, Mark." Li Mu shouted twice before Mark came back to his senses.

People were in a hurry, and no one knew what to do.

The staff on the side said that he suddenly fell down and didn't know what happened.

The worker who spoke was very thin and held a paint-stained brush in his hand, as if he was repairing a corner on the stage.

Another staff member wearing similar clothes to him said, "I don't know. I was fine just now. I didn't drink alcohol last night."

Just as he was talking, a chubby man ran over. He looked a bit like the novice village Dongba in "Hunter Hunter" who specializes in cheating people. The man bent down with great effort and looked at the worker lying on the ground for a few seconds.

The audience couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "Don't just stand around, save people."

Someone in the crowd asked: "Is there a doctor? A nurse can do it too."

The fat man stood up and said to the two workers: "What's going on? Has this happened before? Go and have a look at Qiaoqiao Renzhong."

A small worker listened to the fat man's words and stepped on the spot several times with his feet. Then he took off his work cotton gauze gloves and walked into the motionless man lying on the ground. He stretched out his thumb and pinched the man's philtrum. .

"Will I die suddenly?" The worried voices of several girls came from time to time on the quiet stage.

"Yes, someone almost died suddenly at the Lechuan Piano Competition two days ago."

"It seems like cardiopulmonary resuscitation is needed."

"It's over. It looks hopeless. We won't be filming today."

Li Mu and Mark walked down the simple stairs to the program recording area on the first floor. When Li Mu took a close look at the worker lying on the ground, he twitched twice and then opened his eyes.

The fat man quickly turned around and waved to everyone, saying, "It's okay, don't worry, everyone, keep working."

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, several workers who had crowded over hesitantly returned to their posts. The worker lying on the ground shook his head as if he had lost his memory and said, "Where am I? What's wrong with me?"

Assistant director Mark used the intercom to call the colleagues who were handling the scene. Li Mu had exchanged a few words with the woman who came over wearing high heels. This woman's name was Sister Mei. She acted in a fickle manner and had a loud voice.

Mark pulled her aside and said a few words with a serious expression, then rushed back and took Li Mu and said, "Go and get ready, it's going to start in twenty minutes."

Just as Li Mu was about to say what to do with the man lying on the ground, he was pushed and pulled aside by Sister Mei.

The worker lying on the ground suddenly sat up again like a magical puppet and said, "What's wrong with me?"

The worker didn't speak the local dialect, so Li Mu couldn't hear clearly, but judging from his expression, he seemed to be dizzy and a little bored, and he was talking as confused as a child.

"Get up, Lao Li, why did you faint? The boss asked us to dry the props quickly. We are about to start." A worker came over and helped Lao Li up.

Lao Li shook him off and said, "Don't touch me. Who are you? Why are you pulling me?"

Another bustling voice came from around the stage:

"I guess I fell silly."

"Maybe he wants to blackmail the director team."

"Blackmail? Blackmail, blackmail is okay."

Mark waved hard at Sister Mei and winked.

Sister Mei immediately left Li Mu far away, and turned to the audience and explained: "This worker is feeling a little unwell, and he didn't ask for leave himself, so like everyone else, we didn't know that he was working while sick. , now we will ask the driver to take him to the hospital for examination. Our program will start recording in 20 minutes. Everyone, please return to your original position and sit down. Thank you for your cooperation.

Also, let me reiterate once again, private filming or recording is not allowed during the recording of the program, so I hope everyone will cooperate and work together to make our favorite program a good one. Thank you everyone. "

While Sister Mei was talking to the audience, the fainted staff member had already stood up on his own, staggeredly picked up the brush next to him and ran down the stage to start brushing a white cylinder. The person on the side pushed him and asked He said: "Lao Li, what's wrong with you? Did you drink last night and didn't get enough sleep?"

Lao Li complained: "I haven't slept enough, how can I have slept at all? Didn't I come here at 2:30 in the morning today? I have been filming for two consecutive days and I haven't slept for more than 30 hours. I am just sleepy."

"Oh." The little worker on the side agreed and went about his business.

Li Mu looked at the time and thought that he came after get off work at five o'clock. Even if he came on time at eight o'clock, the recording program would end at three o'clock at the earliest. These viewers arrived at the studio after three o'clock in the afternoon. These workers were I've been here since two o'clock in the morning.

Even if he had slept before, he would still have to wait for 24 hours without rest after finishing today's work.

Thinking of this, Li Mu suddenly felt that he still had a few hours to rest after all, and he seemed to have no right to complain.

These workers seem to be working harder.

Sister Mei seemed to see what Li Mu was worried about and said: "Don't worry, this kind of fainting is very common, but cardiac arrest incidents like the one at the Lechuan Piano Competition are rare. I have worked in this circle for more than ten years. It's been years since I've seen anything serious happen to anyone, so don't worry as I'm here.

Workers sometimes take advantage of their youth and don’t take a break when they have time in the afternoon and morning. They hide outside the studio and watch videos and play games. In fact, those who work in this industry must know how to take a break when they can, so that they can be energetic when they are busy. . "

"Oh, okay, that's it." Li Mu agreed, but felt uncomfortable in his heart.

After the official recording started, it went extremely smoothly. At two o'clock in the morning, Mark came over and told Li Mu that it was time to call it a day.

Mark always seems to be in good spirits. As soon as the show was recorded, he immediately asked Li Mu to ask him how he thought about the things he had discussed with him before. Building a celebrity and a warm man should be the best way to promote it.

Li Mu was anxious to go home to investigate Xiao Hei's matter, so he delayed the matter vaguely. On the way home, he opened the car window slightly, and the cool cold wind blew into the car, which was particularly refreshing.

After returning to the community, Li Mu slowly drove the car to his parking space along the route he usually took. At a speed of five kilometers per hour, he carefully felt the feeling of the tires pressing against the ground.

How could he not feel anything if he really bumped into Xiao Hei?

After the car stopped, Li Mu got out of the car and inspected it. Except for some scratches on the paint on the front of the car, there was nothing that needed urgent repairs from the rear-end collision after get off work.

It was simply that the 250-pound fat man deliberately defrauded the insurance. After all, the two cars at this speed would not have caused much serious damage. This guy is really young and wily.