Diablo Destruction

Oh oh oh oh, isn’t this a pair of underwear? How pitiful it is to be alone here. Wait until I pick it up... No, wait until I help you find your mistress in the lake.

As soon as my eyes lit up, I immediately came forward to take a look. It was better not to look at it. When I saw it, I immediately burst into tears.

This is a pair of men's underwear.

The plots of novels and other stories about an affair in a lake are all lies. This is the tragic reality of Hong Guoguo. It really blinded me.

Just when I wanted to turn around and leave, a blurry shot suddenly flashed through my mind.

Oh, these underwear... look familiar, could they be mine? ! !

wrong.

I immediately shook my head and denied it. My little Willas's taste would not be so vulgar and she would make me these red underwear with lace at the corners.

Although it is not a normal taste to embroider small animal patterns on your underwear.

Carefully recall the vague impression that just passed through your mind. As the memory is gradually dug up from the depths of your brain, finally, the picture becomes complete and clear.

I remember that just after the martial arts tournament, several of the gentlemen went to the river to take a bath together. Wasn't a certain paladin, wearing a pair of underwear like this, constantly posing disgustingly in front of us, showing off his unique red underwear?

Of course, if it was just like this, it was not enough to leave an impression in my heart that I could recall again. What impressed me deeply was that after the guy showed off his underwear, he actually commented on my underwear and even laughed at the embroidery on it. The bad taste of animal prints.

Although I admit that this is indeed a subtle deviation in the taste of the maker, after all, it was sewed by my baby Veras for myself stitch by stitch. Even if it is black translucent lace underwear, even if it is like that, I will ........

Ahhhhhhhhhh! !

So, the hateful paladin who laughed at the bear underwear I was wearing, causing me to draw a terrifying metaphor in my mind, was turned into a shining meteor on the Santu River by me on the spot.

mlgb's... No, it's Malagby. That paladin is Malagby.

Staring blankly at the panties swinging in the cold wind, the corners of my eyes began to get moist.

This was obviously a case of murder and body dumping. The murderer must have thrown Malagbi's body into the river to feed the fish.

Although Malagby's big mouth sometimes makes people want to throw him into the furnace of hell, but no matter what, he is still an excellent paladin with a kind heart, and he is also my The few friends I have.

Unexpectedly, after not seeing each other for a few days, he would just go away without a sound, which made people lament the dangers and impermanence of the world.

What is even more sad is that even though I can roughly guess who the murderer is, I am powerless and helpless. I am unable to kill the murderer to avenge my friends. That person is not something I can deal with because of her identity. The methods and methods are really terrifying...

Yes, although I am not willing to give in, the terrifying identity of her druid Wu Fan's little lover really made me burst into tears.

"Malagubi, you died so unjustly!!!!"

The sadness and anger were trapped in my heart, but I could never find an outlet. I couldn't help but raise my head and let out a long roar, commemorating the death of a friend in this helpless way.

"Who...who is that guy, shouting my name so loudly, do you want to curse me, you bastard!!"

The roar had just ended. Not far from the underwear, under a big tree, the soft mud layer stirred, and Malagbi's distinctive big head came out with a roar like a earthly grandson, bringing him with him. He looked around with angry eyes, trying to find the person who cursed him.

Then, two pairs of eyes met in mid-air, and time seemed to stop.

"Boss Fan, why are you shouting at me so loudly when you have nothing to do?"

Malagbi looked over with puzzled eyes, his eyes clearly saying, Boss Fan, you are really a weirdo.

No, I think the person who suddenly poked his head out from under the grass is not qualified to say that to me. He should first look in the mirror and examine his current moral character.

I complained in my heart and looked at the other person up and down with a look of pity.

"Malaguby, are you left with a most useless head?"

"Nonsense, how can I live with only one head left, and what do you mean by being the most useless? Are you trying to say that I have no brain, so my head is worthless?"

Malagbi sensitively sensed the point of criticism in my words, and retorted, and then like a turtle, he came out with all four limbs together.

"Oh, it turns out I still have a body..."

"Boss Fan, why did I feel that your tone just now seemed to be very disappointing?"

Malagby looked at me intelligently, his eyes full of suspicion.

"It's just your illusion." I answered while avoiding my eyes and touching my nose.

"I just saw your red underwear, and thought you were thrown into the lake. I felt sad, so I shouted, by the way, why did you bury yourself completely in the ground?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Malagbi's old face was wrinkled more than an orange. He looked at me like a wronged little daughter-in-law who had been prostituted by several tough men, and said with a few tears squeezed from his eyes.

"Boss Fan, don't you know? I am being hunted by Boss Lucia right now. She wants to send me back to my hometown to get married."

"Oh, so you came up with this idea, right?"

I clapped my hands and suddenly said, although the method is a bit stupid, this place is extremely remote and located by the lake. The large amount of water vapor can dilute the smell of Malagby, and it has a more sensitive sense of smell than a real fox for avoiding dew. For West Asia, it is definitely a perfect hiding spot.

"Hmph, I'm not afraid to tell you. This is a unique skill passed down from our family's ancestors. You can hold it underground for a whole day before you come out to take a breath."

Malagby said triumphantly as he put away the red underwear he had dropped.

"Amazing, amazing." I clapped my hands and praised.

It is indeed an amazing stunt, but considering its function, to be honest, it is not something to be proud of. At most, it only shows that your family used to live a very miserable life of being hunted.

"Boss Fan, have you seen Boss Lucia in the past two days? Tell me, how is Boss Lucia's mood now? Did you say you want to let me go?"

Probably thinking of my relationship with the little fox, Malagby immediately looked at me expectantly.

How does the little fox feel? Yesterday, I fought with the little ghost for a whole day. Although she ended up victorious in the end, she could not deny the fact that her breasts were indeed a little smaller than the little ghost, so it would not be an exaggeration to say that she was a winner but a loser.

Therefore, her current mood must not be much better.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but look at Malagby sympathetically. His left hand was in the shape of a knife, and then he swiped it hard on his neck. The meaning was obvious - if you are caught by the little fox at this time, you will be dead.

Malagby's face suddenly turned pale.

"Continue to hide here for a while, and I will also find a way to calm down the little fox."

I patted the desperate Malagbi on the shoulder and comforted me like this. Sure enough, after hearing what I said, Malagbi burst into tears. What is brotherhood? A friend in need is a friend indeed. This is it.

"Thank you so much, Boss Fan. I, Malagbi, really did not misjudge the person. Although I am very stupid and usually very stingy, I am still a road fool, and I always think that I sing. You are very good, but even if you are like this, you are still a good person."

Malagby said gratefully with tears in his eyes and runny nose.

"..."

In the brain, the nerves named reason and sympathy made a snapping sound at the same time.

"Hahahahaha, it turns out that's the case. It turns out that in your heart, Lao Ma, my image is so [tall]. I really deserve it. I deserve it."

Covering my mouth with my hands, I let out a weird laugh that sounded like I was breathing out of my lungs.

"Hahahahaha, yes, although Boss Fan's image before was indeed not very good, especially when he was wearing very tasteless animal print underwear, just like a smelly little kid, but it is different now, even if he is still wearing very tasteless underwear, Tasteless animal print underwear will not affect too much of Boss Fan’s image in my mind.”

Malagby laughed and gave me a thumbs up.

Me: "Ah hahahaha, so that's it."

Malagby: "Ahahahaha, that's it."

"Then, you can continue to hide, Lao Ma. I will go find Lucia now and let her calm down." laughed and patted Malagbi.

shoulder, I gave him a reassuring look.

"Boss Fan, you are my savior!" Malagu was more moved than anyone else.

"No, I have to hide back quickly. Boss Lucia has a sharp nose. If she stays too long, it will be bad if she finds any trace."

As if he suddenly remembered something, Malagubi showed a panicked expression. As he said this, his body movements were like a dung beetle, starting with his two legs and slowly retracting into the hole. After his whole body was retracted, Then he used his hands to cover himself tightly with the soil around the hole.

"..."

"Thank you so much, Boss Fan."

Suddenly, Malagbi's head burst out of the ground again, and the tears, snot, and dirt were all mixed together, making his head look like a ball of jelly stained with feces.

"You can rest assured and hide here, I will definitely help you keep it a secret."

After hearing my answer, he buried himself again with satisfaction. The soil stirred for a while, then gradually became quiet, and there was no movement for a long time.

"..."

After a moment of silence, I looked around expressionlessly, found a piece of wood, and whittled it into a square wooden sign. Then I took out the quill pen, licked the tip of the pen with my tongue, and left a mark on the wooden sign. A string of crooked words.

Please don’t dig, there is absolutely no Malagby here!

Well, you're done.

I threw the quill back into the inventory, looked at the words on it, nodded with satisfaction, and then inserted the sign on it.

Due to the continuous excavation by Malagby, the soil here has been extremely loose, and it looks like a convex shape from the outside. Now that an extra wooden sign has been inserted on it, it really has the smell of a tomb.

Maybe this place will really become Malagby's tomb. I bowed to the wooden sign and walked in with brisk steps.

The top priority is to find the little ghost...and the little fox.

After walking around in a remote place for a while, I couldn't find the little ghost. To my surprise, I found an angry little fox.

She seemed to be looking for something, and just like me, she walked to a remote place, looking around with her head with a pair of cute brown fox ears.

Um? Who is she looking for?

Little ghost? It was unlikely that if she went to find the little ghost now, it would be like throwing herself into a trap, and she would only get another severe blow from the other party in terms of the size of her breasts.

Excluding the little ghost, the answer was already there, and now it made her look furiously to find who else but Malagby.

"Little Fox."

I hurriedly waved to the other party, and just when I made a sound, the little fox looking around also noticed me. The joy on his pretty face that was huffing and puffing flashed away, and his brows showing natural charm were raised slightly, and he looked like he was It walked over waving its big brown tail.

"Hmph, you bad guy are not accompanying your noble and beautiful newlywed wife, why are you here to scare her?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, his sour tone that was both angry and resentful made me feel numb in my bones. This charming little fox almost turned into a resentful little woman after not seeing her for a day.

"I'm looking for you. Why, you're not welcome?"

I reached out and gently rubbed the furry ears on her head that felt great in my hands, and I said with a smile.

"Humph, come on, I don't need you to look for this Tianhu!!"

The little fox glared at me angrily, but did not refuse my touch. The two cute fox ears kept flapping in the palm of his hand, looking extremely naughty.

Soon, she seemed to realize that what she just said might cause misunderstanding, and her face turned red, as if it was my fault, and she glared at me angrily again.

"Don't get me wrong, what I just said is definitely not to say that even if you, the bad guy, don't look for me, I will come over to you. You, the bad guy, think beautiful things. What I just meant is... .....It means, by the way, it means that even if you, a bad guy, come to me, I won’t pay attention to you, that’s right!!”

"..."

God, I really haven't said anything yet. You have finished saying what you want to say, and you also made up a paragraph in your head.

However, this little fox is so cute, has a red face but is obsessed with face, and has full arrogant attributes. He is really fascinating.

I stared blankly and turned my head heavily, making a arrogant attitude like I won't pay attention to you no matter what you say, but I kept peeking over from the corner of my eye, thinking that I was doing something very secretive, little fox, I couldn't bear it He grabbed it with his big hand and held this innocent, lovely and charming girl in his arms.

"What...what are you doing? You big pervert, big bad guy, I'm not your new wife. Just go and hug your new wife. Let me go quickly!!"

Although he spoke so forcefully, his body betrayed his master. He just struggled for a moment, and the delicate body as warm and fragrant as jade in his arms became obedient, lying quietly in his arms, and took a deep breath. After taking a breath, the restless fox's tail also dropped softly.

"Hmph...Why are you, a bad guy, smiling? It's not that I don't want to struggle, it's just that I know I'm not as strong as you, a bad guy, so I have no choice. I don't want to stay with you, a bad guy, for a moment. Xun’s arms.”

Raising her head, with her watery and charming eyes, after noticing my half-smiling expression, the little fox suddenly turned crimson, as if she was angry at my current proud look, and said "Ah", and opened her two lovely eyes. The little tiger teeth were exposed, and then he bit down hard on the neck.

"..."

"Does it hurt? You big bad guy!!"

After a moment, the little fox stretched out his seductive pink tongue and gently licked the teeth marks on his neck. The little fox asked softly with a soft and sweet whisper like a marshmallow.

I didn't answer, I just silently pinched the little fox's chin, raised her charming face that made people look up, and then kissed her hard.

For a long time, the little fox, who was pressed against the tree, took advantage of the effort of parting her lips to finally pull out a ray of reason from her confusion and obsession, and slapped away my big hand that was making trouble on her chest. Her charming eyes, blurred by mist, showed an angry expression.

"Hmph, I won't let a scoundrel like you succeed. Go find your new wife."

After saying this, I nibbled my shell teeth, and the little fox slipped and escaped from my arms.

"Ignore you bad guy, I'm going to settle the score with that guy Malagby."

Seeing my depressed expression of dissatisfaction with desire, the little fox seemed to be in a much better mood. He giggled and left with a gust of fragrant wind, like a charming fairy in the forest, walking away with elegant and noble steps.

"By the way, little fox~~~!!"

Watching the other person's figure gradually leaving, I suddenly shouted loudly. Seeing that she seemed to turn around, I continued.

"Are you still angry with Lao Ma?"

There was silence on the other side for a moment, and then the clear voice of the little fox with a smile came.

"Now... I don't seem so angry anymore. Don't worry, I know that you guys are a nest of snakes and rats, and you will save that fool's life."

"No, you misunderstood me." After a pause, I said in a very serious tone.

"Please let that guy rest in peace."

Lucia: "..."

So, a moment later, Malagby's last scream came from the other side of the lake...