Din no Monshou

Lesson 12: The Bathroom is the Training Ground

"That, Cecil. It's time to take a bath."

"I'm a little early today. Grandpa also said that the early bath was a good one."

"Well, I didn't know you'd talk about it at that age. One stomach hurts."

Beyond the hot air, three shadows are shaking.

Alec in a sharp standing position and Isabel stroking Cecil's head.

The three of them were beginning to wash their bodies in a soothing atmosphere.

If you stare, you can even sense the look on your face.

They were bathing in a bucket of water from the hot tub, moderately cold.

Check that, I'll move into the water to the other side.

The tub is huge and helpful.

If it was a small place, they'd find it in a flash and burn it.

Restless Cecil was going and going between Isabel and Alec.

"Wow. Alexandia, your sister's body, it's so beautiful."

"Naturally. The finished flesh refers to me."

"I don't have a breast, though."

"Ahhh?

After a word from Isabel, Alec makes a bottom-cold voice.

Speaking of which, Alec surprisingly had a complex in his body.

When you touch that you're in poor shape, you're angry at the fire.

"Though you're not even out of the average range.

I would have been a long magician with a full body if I hadn't cursed. "

"Say it and I won't be vain...?

Isabelle is cleansing her body with a few poisonous tongues.

So, Alec's growth is stopping because it was still for the curse?

When that happens, it can certainly be said that it is a side effect of the unnaturally long life of the continent's four wisdom.

The fact of not listening has been discovered, but not now.

My breath was about to reach its limits.

I just can't dive any further.

It becomes a dirt and left-hand gate. It feeds on Shako.

If this happens, do you breathe well with your mouth and nose out?

But I don't want to stay too close to the water.

Let's just breathe for a moment and let it sink down to the bottom again.

"Cecil, I'll wash your head."

"Oh, bubbles, bubbles are awesome"

Isabelle is putting Cecil on her lap and gently stroking her head.

Sounds fun and above all.

I'm suffocating now, though.

"It's Isabelle. You must be accustomed to children."

'Cause I like little kids.'

"... still a childhood bias"

"And don't be rude."

Stop washing your hands like Isabelle was upset.

Seeing that reaction, Alec skipped further pursuit.

"Ho, deny it? I would have left my dear body fluids on Regis."

"Oh, that's nothing... because they were Regis. It doesn't matter how old you are."

Push Alec off with honesty. That's the right response.

Right, did Isabelle like kids?

I agree, I don't hate little kids either.

For Christ's sake, though I'm afraid it's going to be misinterpreted and captured.

"Don't you like Alexandia like that?

"No... because I didn't have much contact.

It's not that I don't like it, but I'm confused. "

Well, I guess you won't get a chance to deal with kids.

He used to be a hero who broke demons, and after that, he was a magician who studied magic.

Conversely, I like playing with kid generals and little girls.

Even in my last life, when I rolled out to the park, I confronted evil kids with minicars.

It was unbeatable locally as a result of an unmatched modification using adult financial power.

- In a world of battle, adults and children have nothing to do with it.

In accordance with that creed, he had won the race without a clue and made the children cry.

He was reported for having a suspicious person crying a child, so he escaped with the thought of a final death.

What a shitty ending.

I have all kinds of experience and it makes me sweet for kids anyway.

I couldn't even protect myself from Locke. It's me.

No, you're not. Is that why?

Perhaps they give special consideration to children who are unconsciously frivolous.

They try to reassure Alec, who is unfamiliar with the treatment of young children.

"You'll get used to it soon. Hey, Cecil."

"Yes, it is! Don't worry, Sister Alexandia!

"... oh, sister?

Alec makes a pompous voice.

It seemed like a way to be called that I hadn't experienced much.

But don't you feel too bad, Alec is coughing small in the light.

I wonder what the hell would happen if I called you a BBA by mistake.

He's going to be hanged. Let's not think about disturbing things.

"Yes! Sister Alexandia, Grandpa told me you were an amazing person!

He said it was the one who broke the pillars.

I don't know what that means often, but I think he's a great guy anyway!

Cecil says something absurd in an innocent voice.

But no offense to her.

You won't be blamed for it.

Alec spills a dark grin.

"Son of a bitch... I'll put my moxibustion on later."

You set Alec on fire.

All right, Jackle. It's a punishment for abandoning me.

There will be terrible sanctions later.

Spilling a grin inside, he surfaces again and breathes.

Nevertheless.

How long will I have to do this?

Oh, my God, it's hot.

You can't be soaked in 45-degree water or something.

Who is it? Who raised the temperature like an idiot? Come on out.

I've regretted it now.

"Well, it's time to dip in the water..."

"It's hot. It burns!

Cecil is shuddering the water with her hands.

Right, you're very hot.

But your brother's diving in a state where he's about to get burned right now, right?

How did this happen?

"Mm-hmm. If you can use water magic, you can combine it with dirt magic and hit ice magic."

"Oh, I can use it. But you're going to mix magic vegetables in the water..."

"As long as you don't drink, you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with soaking it up."

"Well, you are. Then I'll go -" Icicle Arrow ""

Isabelle chanted in a light tone.

Then dozens of arrows appear over her head.

... Shall we wait a minute?

Maybe you're willing to throw it in the water.

Sure, this tub looks sturdy with a special make.

That wouldn't be the problem.

But Isabel threw them without hesitation.

There was no such thing as a tour.

Ice arrows fly into the hot tub one after the other.

Zugagagagagagagaga, and scattered sparks violently in the water.

... Akan, this dies.

Eyes gazed and read through the ballistics, fleeing out of range.

Breaststroke through the bottom of the water is quite challenging.

With that in mind, an ice arrow stood in front of me.

"- Hih!"

It's a dangerous place.

I almost got a direct blow to the brain.

I don't want to grow arrows out of my head, even though I'm not a fallen martial artist.

Nevertheless, don't let the arrows fly anywhere you run.

Are you going to get cold?

It's not a sprinkle, it's a crisis of life.

My body gets cold before the water cools.

Let your body float just a little and breathe just for a moment.

From the results, hell lasted about ten seconds.

One big ice arrow at the end, and the magic stopped.

Make sure of that, and I'll hurry back to the bottom of the water.

I was distracted and breathed heavily, which made it easier for me to breathe.

In exchange, it is difficult for my body to suddenly tremble.

"Don't use violent hands."

"I'm not very good at ice magic... this was the one that was still easy to control"

"Hmm. Well, no problem if it's at the right temperature..."

Chippy, and Alec see the water addition and subtraction on her feet.

Soaking for about a second, she lifted her legs with no expression.

Shake your head slowly to the side and tell Isabel.

"Not water."

"... water."

Naturally.

There's no way you can beat up so much ice and not cool it down.

You're lurking in cold water in that kink. Try to get to me, too.

With the hot air running out, the chances of finding it are soaring.

They stick to the bottom of the tub to hide themselves somehow.

The remaining ice is very cold everywhere.

What will you do if you become a servant?

"Ha... no, he's not a bad guy. Can't you control ice magic?"

"Ku...... You just have to warm it up with fire magic again! I don't have any muscles to say no!

"I don't trust you. I'll take care of this place.

As an ancestor, I'm going to show you the right magic control. "

That's what I said, now Alec's out front.

All right, he'll do it without difficulty.

Warm it up quickly. Keep it up and you'll definitely catch a cold.

"Mm-hmm. This is not the best part. -" Ignite Hell ""

Doctor, was it perfect?

- The next moment.

There was a huge explosion in front of me.

The water splashes wide and reaches the ceiling.

The tub screamed giddy and my body hit the edge of the hot tub critically.

Dull pain spreads throughout the body.

... Whoa, my back.

There's a lot of damage to my back.

Shrimp against shrimp to inflict severe pain.

The magic effect was immense.

Hot temperatures rise all at once, and hot air can stand in.

I marveled at Cecil's cold sweat as I was stunned.

"Is this the right magic control method?"

"Uhm, the magician's trick to boil the bath in an instant."

"That's not true! Don't give Cecil the wrong knowledge!

"Don't complain. This is probably the right temperature."

Although Isabel reprimands him, Alec is not bad.

If you're letting these guys add or subtract water, won't the bathroom smash?

Hell for me, too, but Chief Jackle, who manages this place, is going to suffer.

I want to ask Jackle if he's really glad he escaped.

These guys are big on their own, and they run low, but the moment they set it up, they suddenly become fierce.

Water and potassium-like explosive power. Really horrible.

"So be the first."

Prestigiously speaking, Alec comes into the hot tub.

I don't know, it's easier to be discovered.

But at the same time, it's also an opportunity.

If everyone is immersed in the tub, the entrance is thin itself.

It is also possible to see gaps and escape.

Seeing Alec in the tub, Isabel and Cecil also continue.

But the two immediately frowned.

"... something, isn't it cold"

"It's cold...... That, but this one's warm. Rather, it's hot!

Cecil rushed up from the hot tub.

Hot on one side and cold on the other.

Because of the remaining ice conditions, there is not a single place where it can be said to be temperate.

This is not what I put in. It's in there.

I've been in that water all my life.

"Alexandia boils down to a big mess, so it looks like you've got a bias."

"Leave it to my magic favor, what is that saying?"

Once again, the two of them are at odds over the addition and subtraction of water.

It's not compatible with a hub and a mangoose.

Poor Cecil, too.

Usually I go into arbitration, but I want to avoid both angry spearheads turning on me.

Rather, now is a good time to escape because the two consciousnesses are directed at each other......!

Hiddenly approaching the inlet side helicopter.

Fight... fight more.

Let me take advantage of your discord and let you decide on my gorgeous exit.

"This wouldn't have happened if I had used fire magic.

Damn, this is why the lump of self-expression greed... "

"Heh, heh, heh."

Cecil is holding her shoulder in the cold.

My body must have gotten cold because it is left undiluted in hot water.

Seeing Cecil's predicament, Isabelle has a jitty eye.

"Look, even Cecil suffers. Is it to the detriment of others that you are good at the Four Wises of the Continent?

"Shut up... you just have to mix it, you just have to mix it"

Stop it, Isabelle. You shouldn't stir it up like that.

At least wait till I get out.

But I didn't get my wish.

I chanted magic like Alec had been plucked.

"-" Lightstream "eh!

Light wind magic, stirring the whole water.

No, it's no longer closer to shaking than stirring.

A vortex-like stream is formed and cannot proceed as you wish.

Gosh, it's a bitter trick!

Get your hands out of the water and grab the tub helicopter disappointingly.

By the way, Isabelle seems to have failed, although she tried to grab it by something.

He was drowning in rough water.

"- Gabo, Gabo, Gabo! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Stop it!

"Kukukukukuku, it's Cecil.

This is the best way to stir water, not execute it. "

"Ma, rather than mingle...... is your sister Isabelle okay?

"We'll be fine. Not an elf that can be managed to this extent"

Alec discards it softly.

Cecil was standing in a shabby position while worrying about Isabel.

After a while, the water flow will subside.

Damn, didn't you make it out?

Let's wait for the next opportunity.

I went back to the bottom of the water again.

In the meantime, Isabel was slowly getting up and staring at Alec.

"You're half out of water!

"Should I add it? Look, let me show you your good water magic.

"... yes, if I may say so, do something at will. It's the limit of patience now!" Hellblow "!

Isabel emitted a flash similar to the vacuum wave.

But Alec beautifully recieves it.

The blade wind, which has lost its way, crushes the barrel that was loaded and puts a crack in the wall.

The countdown to the bathhouse collapse began.

"Did you do it?

No matter where and no matter what time they challenged me to fight, I can't run or hide.

Eat it, Gail Breath!

Alec scattered a huge storm.

It generates a small tornado in all directions and scrapes away the surrounding objects.

The seemingly tall incense tree was chopped up and turned into wood scraps in an instant.

Hey, I... it's definitely worth more than the pine bonsai around there.

I didn't expect to destroy such a luxury item in a chainsaw-like breeze.

Isabel managed to circumvent the impending magic.

Stand up immediately and try to perform the next chant.

But they were completely oblivious.

That there are non-combatants on this occasion who should not be involved.

"Ki, yaaaaaaaa!?

Caught in a near-extinction tornado, Cecil's body floats flutterly.

He was trying to escape to the end, but he got caught up in extensive wind magic.

And I'm about to be slammed into a stone ceiling.

"Come on, you idiots!

I got up all at once. You can no longer find out.

There's just one thing to think about right now. It's about jumping high.

With all the strength of his body, he kicked the edge of a thoughtful tub.

"... RE, Regis!?

"Why are you here?

I can't stand the voices of both of us right now.

Closer ceilings.

I can reach the best I've ever reached.

And I held Cecil with one hair in between.

All right, all you have to do is land magnificently.

I've been trying to get down.

"Heb-!?"

I did, but my face slapped me to the ceiling beautifully.

Impact as if you intercepted the murder chute in a facial block.

Apparently, we ran into the next tornado and got caught in an upward airflow.

But Cecil holds on tight.

Even when I fell on the floor, I went downstairs and protected myself from the impact.

My consciousness is blurred because I've hit my back so many times.

But not yet.

You can't rest yet.

I need to give these guys a sermon.

It wiggles me like a whip through a broken bag of indulgence.

I let Cecil go, and I made a royal stand before Alec and Isabel.

"Alec, Isabelle! There will be limits to a rampage!

With my anger, Isabel and Alec turn their consciousness to me.

But you're a bad ass, and for some reason, you don't try to keep an eye on me.

These guys... you're not reflecting?

Over and over again, I got caught up in it.

Even though there are people who get annoyed every time. Come on, don't be patient.

"I don't mean to force you to get along, but at least avoid armed clashes!

If it weren't for me, it wouldn't have been weird for Cecil to get hurt badly!

Cecil, the moment the word came out, his shoulder freaked out.

No, I'm not scolding her.

I'm rambling around on my own, arguing about the dumbasses that could make things worse around me.

"I don't know how to argue over crap.

You're gonna get caught up in this. Try being this one too!

The temple pillars will be broken, and the empty mansion will be smashed.

How much trouble are you going to cause to the buildings and all that!

Then Jackle's grandfather will cry too.

If I were in his shoes, I'd feel uncomfortable and frivolous.

Taunting, but Alec and Isabel do not even snort.

Stiff, should I say?

I guess you're really listening. These guys.

I try to lean down oddly and keep an eye on somewhere.

I couldn't react either way, so I kept going.

"You guys aren't kids either, so get your minds on concessions!

If you're about to argue, take a step back.

Don't mix, don't mix drugs that say "dangerous," okay?

How dare you go and mix it up from yourself and cause an explosion? Shame on you!

Until now there has been no decisive damage, so I have been silent and flush.

Now that there's a victim named Cecil, there's no reason to miss it.

What are you doing standing there, risking your best little girl?

"Don't get mad at me!

If you get lost, get in the habit of checking your position!

Think about the impact you have, and then act. "

I feel like a spectacular boomerang.

Which mouth is going to take the condemnation of all the people.

But that doesn't explain why I shouldn't point out these guys' mistakes.

I'll throw up and scold them both.

"Damn, I thought you were hiding because of it.

Don't go down and drag me out... I'm leaving.

You guys keep a little more reflection here. "

With my head on, I'm headed to the exit.

Damn, it was a disaster.

Well, suppose we get out of the bath and start a refreshing day?

The moment I tried to pull the door - someone grabbed my shoulders.

Wait a minute.

"Why are you trying to leave as if nothing happened?

Right shoulder to Alec.

Left shoulder to Isabel.

Each is grasped with strong force.

How confused I was to gauge my escape, but could I not deceive you?

"... Oh, did you find out?

When you smile at the smile I drew, you two return a glowing smile.

Bad. Was the theory of force giving the opposite whiteness......!

Suddenly the pressure on his shoulders increased.

"... uh, no. Wait, that's a misunderstanding. Let's settle down first -"

"Don't worry. You made sense, too.

It seems like a magic cage would be quite enjoyable. "

"You don't have to be so frightened. I'm just gonna ask you what's going on, okay?

Ignore my words and Alec and Isabel can put their strength into their arms.

Approximately irresistible force.

I desperately try to keep my turbo on both legs, but they drag me to the hot tub.

"Wait, listen to me first.

Maybe there were some far-reaching circumstances, huh?

It's wrong to try to plead guilty with your subjectivity.

Grievances are serious crimes in the legal community,

To prevent it from happening, we need close institutional development and a mind to throw away prejudice. "

The moment I run my mouth that far, Alec blocks my mouth with his hand.

Once he stopped dragging me, he glanced at my face.

"It's a long time. Put it together in a nutshell."

"... did you help me?

Um, dismissed.

With Alec's lovely smile, he decided what to do with me.

◆ ◆ ◆

I was on the futon when I noticed.

He was lightly faint, and his whole body was weird.

No, it's a lot due to the spirit.

It was a training ground where my heart could have a fatigue fracture.

He lost his mind along the way, and he has few memories.

I just remember being scared, that's all.

Reminds me of a series of moves that took place in the bathroom earlier.

Alec teasing me about the drop kick.

Me avoiding that at a miraculous time.

Further, Lariat is rolled out as a counter.

Then Alec, who slipped his leg with soap, rarely fails to dodge it.

My neck wrecking moves with all my strength are a direct hit.

Apparently eating a direct attack was unexpected, an exasperating Alec.

From there on out... I don't remember.

I remember responding to the assaulting Alec with a positive fist jab or a rolling sobat.

I can't seem to get through the move on the way, and I seem to have suffered defeat.

Well, I think it's a miracle you just paid off one arrow.

Even I'm not let go.

I'd say that just proved enough.

In the meantime, recovering from stunning, I recall an earlier incident.

And he explained the situation to the two idiots who were treating me on both sides and managed to solve the misunderstanding.

Cecil is round behind Isabelle with her uncle. Whatever is cute.

Upon completion of the fact-checking, Alec scratched her cheeks poly looking uncomfortable.

"But... do something confusing.

I certainly don't like being bathed the most.

Nothing, if it's already in there, I'm not gonna give up, and I'm not gonna say it's impotent. "

"Lie. If I'd reported back then, I'd have waited for more death than I had just done."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Regis... I can't believe that happened"

"I don't care about anything. It's not as bad as a disaster of this magnitude."

Isabelle said something, and she barely did anything to me.

You were ashamed to be seen naked, and you refrained from behind Alec.

I'm going to be gripped by the kindness I see right now.

But I haven't forgiven Alec yet.

"Did you have fun, Alec? To abuse innocent suspects."

"Yes, no... my seniors didn't just move because you suddenly came out.

After that, there have certainly been some bad rides... "

"It was hard, really. This is a lawsuit. I will not forgive you for your sins."

I sigh as I complain.

I checked my body earlier, but nothing particularly weird had been done.

Well, we both seem to be bad at that aspect, so we won't have to worry about that one.

But Alec has an ex-con who conspired with Edgar.

I wrote a strange symbol on my thigh. I haven't forgotten that grudge yet.

Shall I check it out?

"... while you were passing out, you wouldn't be doing anything"

"It's not as animal as attacking the defenseless."

Looks like he's got the animals to throw the irresistible into the hot tub.

He sent me back to the hot tub with moves like a giant swing.

What will you do if you get traumatized?

Alec is also a bad forbearer, although he organizes and disputes one by one.

"Even if I didn't have to hide, I should have come out.

There's something wrong with you if you don't. "

"Fuck, Regis, your brother's not bad!

That's when Cecil broke between Alec and me.

Spread your hands and stand in front of me.

Seeing that, Alec flew an awesome cancer.

"... what a little girl. Pull me in."

"Hih!?

"Alexandia, intimidation is not very popular."

"Beh, it's nothing but a little... why are you about to cry?"

In front of Cecil, Alec's self-righteousness is also badly toothed.

After all, the toddler girl's power was great.

Cecil has Alec's sharp gaze, and he's defending me.

Tears accumulate in the eyes, with a 10% increase in desperation.

"Regis, your brother, he helped me!

I never did anything wrong! And... no. I didn't... "

"You don't have to cry."

Alec also starts to grate.

Sounds like you really don't like handling kids.

I appreciate Cecil trying, but if it's hard, you can back off.

This is more about me and these guys than it is about me.

Isabel tells Alec as he strokes Cecil's head.

"There was an early one of us this time. There's so much to reflect on."

"... Mmm, I guess so"

Alec is roaring with his eyes meditating.

Something's shaking my body with a samurai tremor.

It won't explode all of a sudden.

At first glance, he seems to be fighting his own insistence.

That's another push.

"Anyway, trust me.

Because there's nothing basic about what you guys don't like. Don't you trust me that much?

"That's not true.... um, my life was bad.

You're right, let's apologize. - I'm sorry. "

Alec lowered his head reluctantly.

This is a fresh sight.

Perhaps this is Alec's first apology.

According to a biography I've read before, she certainly must have never apologized.

I broke over 500 years of undefeated legends.

Although it was a pitiful doomsday for both sides to apologize for treating me as a bath peeper.

Well, whoever it is, it's not good to have too much growth.

Wouldn't it have been a good stopper?

Nothing. I'm not hurt anywhere either, so there's no element of resentment.

Let's say it runs into the water.

I thought so and nodded deeply, but noticed a certain discomfort.

"... that?

My clothes are changing even though they look like bedtime clothes.

Where did the aristocratic clothes used to disappear?

Seeing Alec and Isabelle at once.

They're both wearing the same clothes they had before bathing, so they won't be in the laundry.

Alec suddenly started whistling when he and I met each other.

At Isabel, abruptly, the beginning and end of the stretch.

Suspicious, suspicious no matter what.

Even if you fainted, you should normally let him wear his original clothes.

So why did my whole life disappear?

There is only one possibility.

"Be honest with me because I'm not angry. Where'd you do my clothes?

The two fled the room simultaneously.

Too bad, but I got around to it.

And then he gave me an hour of sermons, needless to say.

They're the ones with no alarm gap, really.

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