Doomsday Pavilion

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Shen Daru took instant noodles and sat down in the willow pavilion that was the farthest out.

The two big bodyguards sat directly on the ground, each waiting for their salt-baked chicken, watching the fruit fresh, picked two and gnawed a few bites.

Mr. Shen, his full name is Shen Daru, a very elegant name.

He took out a small purple sand furnace from his bag and took out a bag of pine cones.

The color of this pine cone is gray and black, the size of a baby's fist, and golden pine nuts grow evenly between the gaps, and there is a little fragrance.

Shen Daru nodded, his heart is like a water stopper like a butterfly wearing a flower, quickly and elegantly pinched out the pine nuts one by one with small silver tweezers and placed them in a small purple sand dish.

"Ding."

"Ding."

"Ding."

The rhythm is soothing and bright.

After tweezing a few pine cones, the pine nuts piled up a small bag, and snacks were prepared.

Shen Daru nodded in satisfaction again, sighed in relief, and said lightly, "Meditation, quiet room."

Put three pine cones into a small purple sand furnace and ignite them with a bronze flint. When the blue smoke is slightly reduced, a crucible is placed on the furnace and the crucible is slightly burnt.

Take out two plastic water bottles from the bag. There are a circle of wrapping paper on them, and there are two unclear characters "yi?".

"How much... not much..."

"It's a pity, it's a pity that the honour said that this Evian mineral spring is only twenty-four bottles. Alas, I have to save some use..."

"The taste of the world is joyous...good things...not often..."

Shen Daru couldn't help sighing, completely immersed in the own world.

After adding another one-third bottle of water, Shen Dalu collected the remaining mineral water, put it in the bag, and patted again, which was relieved.

I fanned the water vapor in the crucible with my hand, lowered my head and sniffed, "It is worthy of your honor to say that this is the best water before the cataclysm. With more than two hundred years of history, this breath is so sweet."

A big bodyguard man took a sip of the red beans and sprayed all over the floor with residue and saliva.

Shen Daru frowned, but he couldn't speak well.

After all, he has to rely on these two people to escort him in the wilderness, and usually, these two bodyguards help him solve problems and make great contributions.

Fenqin cooks cranes, in this situation, be patient.

The two big bodyguards also consciously stayed away from him. The boss in this state is still not uncomfortable looking for them, so as not to deduct salary and bonuses.

As soon as the water boiled, Shen Daru took out the green vegetables from the small dish Lin Chou gave him, put it in a cauldron, blanched it three times, and took it out.

Pour half of the water into the bowl, close the wrapping paper, and put the crucible back on the small pine cone.

Start counting, "Well, I'm getting older, I should forget the steps I gave you, eh...well..."

Shen Daru poured out the water in the noodle bowl, put the powdered cabbage bag, hot water slightly hot sauce bag, squeezed it into the noodle bowl, and stirred with chopsticks.

The stirring technique is extremely rigorous, provoking high, falling low, groaning in the mouth,

"Respect for words"

"The noodles are cooked through in three minutes,"

"But when it will be through,"

"It's the most elastic,"

"Time is the enemy of the face,"

"Time is too thin,"

"The fingers are too wide,"

"And perfection only exists for a moment,"

"The face of this second and the face of the next,"

"It's just two completely different bowls."

"Hey, your honorable Realm, Shen is ashamed...that's Realm..."

Finally, put the thin slices of beef into a bowl in a fan shape and garnish with green vegetables.

Shen Daru raised his hands above his head, folded his forehead, stretched out his index and middle fingers, and curled up the rest of the knuckles, closing his eyes and chanting sincerely, "Thank you, my dear, for giving me real food, Daru is welcome... ."

After a long time, Shen Daru opened his eyes, folded his right leg on his left leg, and began to shake solemnly.

"I'm getting older, and I can't even make the most standard and pious posture for eating instant noodles, old man, it won't take long to live!"

Pick the chopsticks, "Hey snoring."

"Mom sold daddyTM to bear you for a long time!" A loud shout came from the crowd.

Under the dumbfounded gaze of the two bodyguards, a big boot that seemed to exude a green mist slammed into the back of Shen Daru's head.

"Snapped."

"Fuck."

Two consecutive beeps.

Shen Daru plunged one end into the noodle bowl, his face expanded, smashed, and flattened the noodle bowl. The curved noodles splashed around the tabletop like an abstract circle.

There was silence.

"Wa hahaha..."

"Fuck! Groove!"

"Greetings to Yunniang, who has taken off his shoes? Naxiang red beans can't hide the stench! It's so stinking!"

Shen Daru's palm on the tabletop twitched twice like chicken feet, and his whole body stayed still.

Two big bodyguards, you look at me and I look at you, first weeping and crying, then they can’t stretch themselves.

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha....."

Their laughter merged into the crowd and resounded across the hillside.

In the small restaurant, Lin Chou poked his head out of the kitchen and sent out twelve salt-baked chickens, "What's the matter, is this laughter a bit pervasive?"

"Oh, boss, you're busy, don't worry, maybe the guys outside are hungry and stupid!"

"Who is the fuck, save me some. Haven't seen meat in a few years?"

"roll!"

"Boss Lin adds another plate of peanuts and another jar of wine!"

Lin Chou replied, "Red only, red wine only!"

Chi only walked out of the backyard, oh, carrying the wine jar and banging it on the man's table.

"Your wine, bring my money by the way."

The man smiled, "Oh, this is your money, lady boss."

Chi Chi snorted coldly, "What does the lady boss mean?"

The man opened his eyes wide and was surprised, "Isn’t Boss Lin willing to give you a position? Alas, the world is getting worse... I sympathize with you! Boss, look at me. I also pulled a bunch of brothers, brought a hunting team, needed strength and strength, and had tickets. Have you considered changing the boss?"

Chi only clenched his fist, everyone in the dining room could feel that the air seemed to be slightly stagnant.

"Stupid, dirty male creature, put away your fragile self-esteem and botched stand-up jokes, otherwise, I would like to take down your thigh bones and give them to Lord Blood God as a toothpick."

Chi only turned and left.

Everyone in the dining room suddenly exploded,

"Hahahahaha, damn grandpa laughing."

"Hmph~ a dirty male creature with fish lips~! Hmph!"

"Ha ha ha ha...."

Even the person who was scolded for being a clay figure laughed and fell under the table, and got up after a long time, "Fuck, I just understand, why is Boss Lin so lucky... Boss Lin's mind is really too good. It's so extensive...the taste is really tricky..."

"Hey, nonsense, obviously the boss's wife has a broad mind!"

"It's not just wide-ranging. I heard that before the cataclysm, there was a legendary majestic peak named: Tamuraya! I think it's a perfect description for the boss's wife."

"This name is weird!"

"It's weird, it sounds like I ignite it."

Lin Chou babbled and tinkered with the oven, "What's wrong outside?"

Chi Chi's expression was unhappy, "There are just a group of male goblins with no brains."

"Bear...goblin...? What is that, can it be used for food?"

Chi Chi smiled and said, "The meat is sorrowful, the belly is full of dirty sewage, and the brain is full of syrup, what do you think."

Lin Chou nodded, "That's a bit miserable. It's a creature that can't be used for food, so I seriously despise it."

"Um."

Chi only nodded seriously, a sly flash in his eyes.

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