Eavesdropping On The Voice Of The Heart, At The Beginning, Yunxiao Raised His Sword And Cut Down Din

Li Bei took one step forward, looked at the first disciple of Tathagata Buddha, and asked in a deep voice, "Maha Kassapa, I heard that you are the number one in asceticism, and the poor way is puzzled. The world is prosperous, and you should be happy in time. Is there any use in asceticism? Are you masochistic? Or, are you a masochist?"

The old face of Mahakasyapa twitched violently, looked at Li Bei, put his hands together, and said: "Li Bei, benefactor, asceticism is a kind of Buddhist practice, it can exercise people's will, and it is of great use to practice, and the benefactor can try it. !"

Li Bei curled his lips, and said with a look of disdain, "You are a masochist, I am not, I just ask you, you practice like this, you have an egg, you are just a Golden Immortal of Taiyi now, you have How many rounds do you have to fight with Pindao?"

The reason why Li Bei said this was because he saw that Maha Kassapa's Cultivation Base only had Taiyi Golden Immortal, so he became bold.

Aside, Goddess Wang Shu cast a contemptuous look at Li Bei.

Li Bei took the initiative to ignore it and turned a blind eye.

Mahakasyapa frowned upon hearing this, looked at Li Bei, and said, "Donor, this... this you have achieved the Immemorial Golden Immortal, the poor monk is just the Taiyi Golden Immortal, how can you fight it?"

"Therefore, there is something wrong with your cultivation method. Cultivation depends on talent and understanding. Your self-abuse is useless!"

Li Bei looked at Maha Kassapa with a look of disdain, and continued to sneer: "Don't talk about it, in the end, it's all useless for you, no matter how much you abuse yourself, it's useless..."

Mahakasyapa was trembling with anger, his old face flushed, and he looked at Li Bei with gritted teeth and said angrily: "Donor, you...you are so quibble, poor monk... poor monk will not tell you!"

"Don't tell the poor way? Then you lose!"

Li Bei grinned, turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped hands and said, "Teacher, this disciple is lucky enough to fulfill his mission and win the jackpot!"

"OK!"

Li Xiao applauded.

The Buddhas of Buddhism trembled with anger, but did not dare to say anything.

Tathagata Buddha frowned, took a deep breath, and closed his eyes with a compassionate look.

In fact, 10,000 mythical animals, grass, mud and horses galloped past Tathagata Buddha's heart.

Yang Jiao looked at it, rolled his eyes, stepped out one step, looked at Ananda, the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha, and asked with a smile, "I heard that Ananda, you claim to be the first in many studies?"

Ananda put his hands together, looked at Yang Jiao, and asked, "Donor, what are your questions, the poor monk knows everything!"

"Well!"

Yang Jiao showed a conspiratorial smile on his face, looked at Ananda with a gloomy smile, and said, "Ananda Bodhisattva, I would like to ask, how much hair is in your teacher Tathagata Buddha's crotch?"

puff……

When everyone heard it, almost a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Ananda's old face twitched violently. He looked at Yang Jiao with a look of anger and anger. His old face blushed and said angrily: "You... donor, you are too vulgar, this question, the poor monk can't answer you..."

"If you can't answer, that means you don't know!"

Yang Jiao looked at Ananda with disdain, and said with a pouting face, "If that's the case, then the poor way has won, um, looking at you, you seem to be very dissatisfied, so that's it, poor Dao asks you two more questions, how many stars are there in the sky? How many mountains are there on the ground?"

puff……

Everyone was very depressed when they heard it.

Ananda was almost suffocated from internal injuries, his face flushed red, he looked at Yang Jiao in shock and anger, and gritted his teeth and asked, "This...this...donor, this question..."

"Isn't this question nasty?"

Yang Jiao said with a look of disdain, "What? Ananda Bodhisattva, don't you know? You don't even know this, and you claim to be the first to hear it, so you're not ashamed..."

Ananda's angry old face turned into a pig's liver. He looked at Yang Jiao angrily, and asked through gritted teeth: "The poor monk really doesn't know these two questions, but dare to ask the donor, do you know how many stars there are in the sky? How many mountains are there on the ground?"

Yang Jiao shook his head slightly and said confidently, "I don't know!"

Ananda was obviously stunned when he heard it, looked at Yang Jiao with a bewildered expression, and asked, "This...you don't know this, how do you ask the poor monk?"

Yang Jiao raised his brows with a sullen look on his face, and pouted, "You claim to be the first to hear the most, and it's not that the poor Taoist claims to be the first to hear the most! Why does the poor Taoist need to know these questions?"

"you……"

Ananda trembled in anger, and gritted his teeth.

Yang Jiao looked at Ananda with a smile, cupped hands and said, "I accept it!"

Having said that, Yang Jiao turned to look at Li Xiao again, cupped hands and said, "Teacher, this disciple is also lucky enough to live up to his mission and win Ananda!"

"good very good!"

Li Xiao laughed loudly.

Ananda was sweating profusely, turned his head to look at Buddha Tathagata, and said anxiously: "Buddha, he... he is shameless, he is cheating..."

Tathagata Buddha frowned, his face gloomy to the extreme.

Li Xiao looked at Buddha Tathagata with a smile and said with a grin, "What? Can't you afford to lose Buddhism?"

Buddha Tathagata took a deep breath, looked at Ananda, and said indifferently: "Ananda, if you lose, you lose, don't be attached to it!"

"Yes, teacher, this disciple knows something is wrong!"

Ananda hurriedly folded his ten hands to Tathagata Buddha, and then retreated in shame.

Li Bei took another step forward, looked at Shariputra, and said with a smile: "Shariputra, I heard that you are the first in wisdom, and I only ask you one question, you have to know that you win!"

Shariputra was full of confidence, folded his hands, looked at Li Bei, and said with a smile on his face: "Please, please!"

Li Bei looked at Sariputra with a smile, and said, "Excuse me, Bodhisattva, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

"This... this chicken produces the egg, the egg produces the chicken, this... this sequence, this... how does this come first, this..."

The smile on Shariputra's face suddenly froze, froze on the spot, his face full of daze, and he murmured endlessly.

Gradually, the Buddha's light on Shariputra began to fade, flickering brightly and dimly, but it was Li Bei's question that almost gave birth to Hearts Demon.

When Buddha Tathagata saw this, he could not help frowning, and hurriedly shouted: "Sariputra, wake up!"

Shariputra suddenly woke up and hurriedly clasped his hands to Tathagata Buddha: "Buddha!"

Buddha Tathagata looked at Shariputra, took a deep breath, and said, "Shariputra, this matter must not be entangled any more..."

"Dare to ask the Buddha, this... This chicken produces the egg, the egg produces the chicken, who comes first? This... This disciple is really puzzled, really puzzled..."

Shariputra was still obsessed, looking at Buddha Tathagata and asking.

What the hell, ask daddy, how does daddy know? ... Tathagata Buddha was stunned by the question of Shariputra, his old face twitched violently, he waved his hand, and said, "Guanyin Venerable, take Shariputra down, so that you can meditate!"

"Yes, Buddha!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva hurriedly rolled up Shariputra and left.

"Buddha, the chicken produces the egg, the egg produces the chicken, which one comes first?"

In the distance, Shariputra's voice came.