Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Bonobos like to swim, eat aquatic plants, and often build nests near water. This group of bonobos occupies the river near the mango tree. Counting carefully, there are more than 60 bonobos living together.

Dense bonobos came out of the woods one after another, and they all squatted on the treetops, looking down at this strange looking animal.

The audience was a little stunned, even the background music was suddenly replaced by a tense bgm of a villain.

No one thought that there would be so many bonobos before, they appeared quietly and stared at you so directly.

But Goudan's bgm was obviously used wrong this time.

It was quite scary to be stared at by so many pairs of eyes all of a sudden, but Chen Ergou was not worried, and briefly introduced the situation: "Bonobos are highly intelligent social animals. They like to live in groups. It can reach 150 members, with a male or female bonobo as the leader, and the male will have the supremacy of mating rights, but usually the female is the leader."

"You don't have to worry about me being attacked. Compared to other species, bonobos are friendly. ... As long as you don't provoke them."

The typical bonobo has fiery red lips, small ears, and well-groomed hair, and some bonobos even have a Mediterranean style.

Chen Ergou hugged this flamboyant little bonobo, and it also hooked Chen Ergou's neck like climbing a tree, not afraid of life at all.

While combing its hair, he played a game of catching lice, deliberately getting close to this little guy, and said with a smile: "The chimpanzee family has the custom of helping each other groom their hair, catching lice and playing games, which can increase friendship."

That's really the case, the little bonobo has already squatted down obediently in front of him, and is still served by him.

Occasionally, it is comfortable to grasp, and even squints comfortably.

"...What an amazing guy, he broke into the bonobo family so quickly."

The water friends thought it was amazing that Chen Ergou always brought them unexpected surprises. The last time it was a small Siberian tiger, this time it was a bonobo.

"In case you don't know it, bonobos are the fashionistas of the chimpanzee family.

In the words of a fashion magazine editor: 'Their hair screams, flowing, elegant, jet-black hair neatly parted down the middle. '"

"This little guy's head is a bit round, it seems... well, it should be more suitable for Guo Fucheng's middle-parted hairstyle."

As he said that, Chen Ergou had already helped this little guy come up with a crazy middle score in the 1980s: "Let me give you a name, how about Caesar?" Regardless of whether Xiao Hei agreed or disagreed, he just called deal.

The audience was all drunk, "If the king of heaven finds out, he will come to you and fight for his life.", "Guo Fucheng's middle-parted hairstyle, pfft, why did I find it cute? Is there something wrong with my aesthetics?", " With the help of Lord Gou, Caesar is already going to dominate the fishy ball."

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "Usually the biggest impression of bonobos from the outside world is the crazy sexual behavior: they mate after a word of disagreement. Therefore, there is often a saying that when describing a woman's promiscuous life, she is called a bonobo. Chimpanzee sex."

"But in fact this kind of cognition is wrong. They don't have sex from morning to night, but only in special circumstances..."

Just as he was talking, the two orangutans over there started a fight, grabbing a piece of fruit could hit the tree from the tree to the bottom.

After fighting for a while, a female chimpanzee came over and stopped the two.

What happened next made the men and women in the live broadcast room stare wide-eyed, and the inexperienced girls even blushed.

The two bonobos hugged each other, and they started to slap without warning, and the frequency was extremely fast, and it was over in just a dozen seconds.

After one was finished, the other was put on, and another posture was changed, and the work was also done extremely quickly.

After they were all finished, they still grinned at each other, and the two big palms made a high-five in the air. The two bonobos who had been fighting in the dark just now miraculously became harmonious again.

With such a large ethnic group, this kind of thing can be seen everywhere. They are good at various positions, such as back, front, hugging, etc., they can do what humans know.

The most embarrassing thing is that they not only have relations between male and female, but also between male and male.

It's just that the scene just happened too suddenly, and Chen Ergou didn't have time to change the camera, so he hesitated and broadcast it directly.

There was obvious embarrassment on his face at this moment. He didn't even need to look to know that the barrage in the live broadcast room would be completely invisible.

I squinted my eyes and took a peek, as expected... The barrage that was green, healthy, and upright just now changed its atmosphere in an instant, and there was nothing but "dirty dirt".

"Foul demon king, you are really ruthless. The female anchor wears a little less at most, which is to save fabric for the country, and you are too straightforward.", "The old driver openly broadcasts the car repair, and the old man is convinced.", " Is this considered prohibited content? Where is the super control!", "Er Gouzi, stop squinting at the barrage, it's you, wait for the water meter to be checked/manually funny."...

There are even weirder ones-

"Sex from morning to night? This is my ultimate life dream.", "Then you reincarnate as a bonobo, preferably the first mother, and get fucked every day.", "5555 men are so fast Is it?", "...I didn't see clearly what you said upstairs.", "Are you a girl, big x cute girl, don't pretend to be innocent."...

Chen Ergou couldn't hold back his old face. Seeing that all the new children in the live broadcast room were taken away, he quickly put on a righteous expression, and forcefully explained: "This kind of primate that has a 'close relative' relationship with humans Animals have an unimaginably high sex drive. In bonobo society, any problem can be solved through mating."

"Of course, in addition to the leader, the mating relationship between other bonobos is also very complicated. Even in most cases, the mating behavior of bonobos is not purely for reproduction, sometimes it is just a social etiquette. Because the duration of their mating is very short, often lasting less than 20 seconds, and occasionally more than a minute. So it can also be understood, just like the human handshake, except that bonobos prefer to use the way of mating to say hello. "

"They have very few things to worry about. Male and female are not important, just like humans don't just choose to shake hands with the opposite sex. Of course, the only taboo is that there will be no mating between parents and children."

"This kind of social etiquette allows bonobos to avoid many unnecessary conflicts during mating. Even if two bonobos have conflicts, they will not fight for it. Instead, they will use mating to eliminate conflicts. It's still the opposite sex... just like what everyone saw just now!"

"6666!"

"Get a new skill, and from now on, if you call a woman watery, call her a bonobo-like woman. Haha, amazing!"

"Grandpa Dog's classroom is amazing."

"Professor Dog, how do you know so much?"

"Huh..." Chen Ergou breathed a sigh of relief, finally explained it, and said with a smile: "Because you can fuck as much as you want, there is very little competition between males and females. This kind of racial custom has also led to many bonobo groups. It's full of female bonobos on the Iron Throne!"

"Boom—"

At this time, another burst of thunder exploded overhead, and purple lightning like spider webs could already be seen wreaking havoc in the clouds. Dark clouds had spread over his area, and heavy rain was imminent.

The bonobo leader started screaming, calling for the rest of the group to leave. The Kaiser that Chen Ergou was holding also broke free and ran towards his mother.

Nuo Da is a mango grove, where there were still dense creatures just now, and in a blink of an eye, he was left alone facing the monster-like mango tree.

Chen Ergou looked up and saw that the sky was full of black clouds overwhelming the city, and said: "The heavy rain is coming, and the bonobos are going back to their dens to shelter from the rain. I should build a shelter as soon as possible."

Stuffing two big mangoes into the backpack, he quickened his pace and ran towards the protruding cliff.