Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Not long after walking, everyone saw a group of "swamp king" hippos clearing the way in the river, mixing aquatic plants and muddy feces together to form a silty yellow river, and then rolling unscrupulously in it.

The vegan, which can weigh up to three tons, is the second-largest land mammal in the world after elephants in size. Such a huge body is like a tent, compared with its four thick short legs and short tail, it looks very ridiculous.

But for humans, such a huge size is obviously extremely terrifying.

Chen Ergou lowered his voice and introduced: "Audience friends: Hippo!"

"Have you ever seen an animal that eats grass like a lawnmower, this is it."

"Hippos do not have many natural enemies, but they are very insecure on land, and the seemingly thick cuticle skin is actually a waterproof layer, which is easily burned by the sun, so they live underwater all year round. .”

Needless to say, the live broadcast room was full of emotions——

"It's an exaggerated picture. Last time I just looked at the hippo from a distance, but this time it's much more exciting."

"Thank you, Lord Dog, for allowing me to experience the charm of Africa up close."

"Thank you, thank you."

"Be careful, Mr. Dog, don't get too close."

It was the first time for many viewers to watch hippos grazing, with their mouths wide open like a lawn mower running over a grass path, leaving a clean trough.

Wherever they passed, not a single blade of grass grew, and they even ate up the grass roots.

God knows how much grass he would eat in a day with such a huge body.

But this hippopotamus family, which has a group of fifteen heads, also occupies a considerable territory.

Naturally, it also blocked the way for everyone to advance. If you want to pass, unless you detour through the dense forest, you should pass through their territory.

When they approached, they happened to see a huge male hippopotamus constantly pulling out excrement from the back of the chrysanthemum, and then swept the excrement around like a broom with its short short tail, which was very unsanitary.

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "This male hippopotamus must be the patriarch of the hippopotamus family. It is sweeping away the feces with its tail and occupying his territory with the smell of feces. It is also a way of socializing."

"If other female hippos want to express their admiration for a male hippo,

It also faces it with a chrysanthemum, and then shakes its short tail at it. Looks like courtship, but just expressing emotion. The little hippos will come and kiss it, that is his offspring. In the entire hippo group, only the patriarch male hippo has the right to mate, and the other female hippos are his harem or children. "

"6666, such a dirty picture."

"It's still that the animals are free and easy. They can offer chrysanthemums anytime and anywhere, and they can still have such a huge harem."

"You might as well be reincarnated as a hippopotamus."

Seeing him talking to himself, Jenny walked over and said dissatisfiedly: "Chen, we don't understand what you are talking about."

Chen Ergou smiled and said: "It's nothing, I'm just introducing the habits of hippos to my audience. This is my job. Fortunately, there are many Western audiences in my live broadcast room, so I will introduce it in English next time." , let the Chinese audience watch the translated subtitles for a while."

The audience was instantly dissatisfied, and expressed their protest like him with an angry face expression.

Baker took out a pocket camera from his backpack and said: "There are not many opportunities to observe the hippo colony at such a close distance. Look, that is a wandering male hippo invaded the family's territory. Will they fight?"

"Chen, I want to shoot some material, can I?"

Chen Ergou hesitated a little, but agreed.

There is still plenty of time now, and his program also needs to expand the content, he said: "It is possible, but for safety reasons, please let me see what is in your backpack first?"

The three had no objection.

Then tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room knew how simple Chen Ergou brought every time he went on a wilderness trip.

Because looking at the big backpacks of these travelers now, it looks like they are on vacation:

Hiking shoes, hats, gloves, raincoats, compass, maps, knives, lighters (into the water), headlights (flashlights), towels, first-aid medicines, high-pitched whistles, food jars (empty, why do you keep them), water bottles, sleeping bags , tents, moisture-proof pads, ropes, seat belts, GPS (waste, GPS is useful in the jungle), clothes, cameras, mobile phones (still useless), notepads, etc., and even some stoves and tableware , Folding chair.

This is just a man's backpack, and the lady's backpack is even more exaggerated, complete with cosmetics, underwear, mirrors, sunscreen, etc.

"The tinder is useless. It has rained several times these days, and we haven't lit the fire for two days. There is still a little electricity in the flashlight. We have discarded a lot of things, and now there is only so much left." Jenny said Said with a regretful face, it was still too little.

Chen Ergou was speechless for a while, pinched his chin and said, "Some things need to be cleaned up, so as to reduce the load. It will be much more convenient if you need to escape in case of danger."

Baker worried: "I know the load is heavy, and I thought about throwing it away, but they helped us a lot...do I really need this?"

Chen Ergou gave him a reassuring smile and said, "Don't worry, professor, leave it to me!"

"A cook who makes his companions hungry is not a good cook. It's time for you to lose weight."

Perhaps it was his strength and self-confidence that gave everyone a sense of security.

Of course, the charm bonus attached to that cool face is also helping him gain priority in social interaction all the time.

The two students looked at the professor, and Baker shrugged and smiled, "Well, Mr. Chef, we can only trust you."

Then Chen Ergou made a big throw away, of course not throwing it away anywhere, and spent a lot of effort to bury it in the ground.

After seeing that he even discarded the lighter, compass, sleeping bag, moisture-proof pad, clothes, and spare hiking boots, the three of them finally started to feel pain. Including throwing away lotion, underwear, etc., Jenny looked hesitant to speak, and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

Fortunately, Chen Ergou didn't do too much, and left a tent for several people.

He lost a lot of seemingly indispensable things, but he kept the stove. "Let's pack lightly. Whoever has the weakest physical strength among you, I can exchange backpacks with him."

"Thank you Chen, please help the professor, he is exhausted."

Baker shook his head and waved his hands, "I'd better help Jenny, I feel much better. Don't think I'm old, anyway, I exercise regularly, and my physical strength is at least stronger than that of a lady."

Chen Ergou didn't care if they pushed back and forth, without the slightest hesitation, he put some heavy things into Jenny's backpack separately, and then exchanged his own backpack with her. Remind: "Hippos can also run up to 30 miles per hour on land, but their legs are too short, and they have to go around when they encounter obstacles. If you need to escape, please remember to jump forward, ok?"

"We know that, no problem."

After putting on the new backpacks again, all three of them felt as if they had taken off a thick layer of carapace. Especially Jenny exaggeratedly shouted: "Oh my God, Chen. Did you come to the wilderness empty-handed? I only saw one in your backpack... Is this a parachute? I feel so light that I can fly .”

"That's an illusion, miss."

Chen Ergou said: "You can shoot now, remember to be careful. You are all zoologists, so I don't need to say more about things that you shouldn't take the initiative to provoke."

"no problem."

The three nodded, and excitedly moved closer to take pictures.

Chen Ergou naturally did not forget to explain to his audience, "My friends, this is a rare scene of a hippopotamus battle."

This male hippopotamus dared to invade the territory of the "patriarch" to find a mate, and the patriarch naturally opened his mouth to attack unceremoniously. The huge hippopotamus opened its mouth wide, as if it suddenly opened a cave with a width of more than one meter and a depth of more than one meter.

It seems to be yawning, but no one can ignore its long molars.

The front four canines alone are over a foot long, not even that long for many elephants.

"The last time I came down from the waterfall and met a hippopotamus, I was in a hurry to make a raft. I didn't have time to let everyone have a good look at this typical African animal. Now I can make up for it."

"In fact, the bite force of the hippopotamus is very amazing. It can even bite through metal, which is even better than that of a crocodile. If I took a raft and drifted directly through the territory of the hippopotamus, they would have bitten through the raft in one bite and even Lift your head up. Their teeth have never stopped growing, they just keep grinding their teeth up and down. This kind of teeth naturally have the same attack power against other hippopotamuses."

Goudan is very funny and accompanied by the soundtrack of "Gladiator", which makes the atmosphere even more full.

Two guys weighing three tons at each end, fighting in a river bend, the scene is much more spectacular than wwe.

There was a bang and bang when the body collided, water splashed all over the sky, and the attack was accompanied by a huge roar, which was deafening.

Once bitten, it is full of scars. Two huge burly men fight each other, and the loser is forced to run around among the hippos. The Hippo patriarch behind him is still hot on his heels. The scene was boiling, and the whole herd of hippos was stirred up.

During this period, Rengar also comfortably found a tree trunk, lying on it and overlooking all living beings.

The blue-green eyes look wild, and the fur is as dazzling as black gold, but it can help it hide better in the dark places of the jungle. There are also some markings belonging to the leopard race on the forehead, those very shallow circles and spots, but with age, these small spots will disappear.

Unlike adult leopards, these spots become more distinct as they grow older.

But when Rengar grows up, the beards on both sides of his mouth will grow very long, the longer and harder. Fangs and claws will also become more aggressive, which Chen Ergou is looking forward to.

It just lay on the tree, lazy and elegant.

This is the attitude a jungle hunting king should have, instead of being thrown into the river by Chen Ergou like a dog and then jumping up to play with him.

Countless viewers were overwhelmed by its inadvertent demeanor, no matter the woman, there is no dislike. In an instant, another vote of fans was drawn.

Chen Ergou saw it and didn't care about it.

Someone in the live broadcast room shouted, "Rengar's Weibo has been activated."

Immediately, a large number of fans ran to search, and a Weibo named "Rengar" had a picture of a black panther, and v had been added. Immediately, the number of followers broke through from zero to 10,000, which is extremely exaggerated!

This is naturally Su Qiqi's masterpiece.

At this time, the battle in the river lasted for several minutes, and the audience also watched with gusto.

Baker said: "Look, the invaders have retreated."

The invading male hippopotamus retreated underwater, and Chen Ergou dropped the camera into the water to shoot, and you can see groups of fish swimming around the hippopotamus. The intruder closed his mouth, which was to show that he had given in, and let the angry patriarch calm down and stop attacking it.

Even animals know the vicious cycle that follows an injury.

It's a pity that the patriarch's lingering anger was still there. He seemed to be approaching calmly, but suddenly he jumped up and rushed over. The scare tactic worked, and the invaders fled.

"Unfortunately, I can't take pictures of underwater scenes." Baker was so excited that he was still teaching the two students, saying: "In general, areas with hippos are accompanied by huge schools of fish. They spend more time underwater Long, the underwater scenery must be more beautiful."

Anthony retracted his portable camera like a baby, "Why is that, Professor?"

Baker didn't answer directly, but suddenly asked Chen Ergou: "Chen, do you know?"

Chen Ergou smiled and said, "I know a little. I only know that the hippo's thick skin needs to be well maintained. Under the water, there will be tentacle white fish and fine scale fish to clean it of dead skin. Its excrement can also fertilize the river water."

"Is that right, Professor?" Jenny asked impatiently.

Baker smiled and said: "That's right. Animals have their place in nature, and hippos are no exception. The way they pay back is to spray dung into the river. Their dung is an important source of fertilizer for rivers. Hippos are Herbivores, whose dung is never useless, eat a lot of grass and excrete a lot of dung every day, which provide vital organic matter for the river ecosystem. This makes the entire ecosystem, rich in this variety Animal and plant forms. Where there are hippos, there are fish in abundance."

Suddenly, he said with compassion: "However, human beings occupy the top of the food chain, demand too much but pay little for nature, so that too much damage and pollution are caused. If no one is willing to protect them, I can't imagine what will happen in the future look."

His two students were obviously overwhelmed by Amway, and immediately showed a look of the Virgin.

Chen Ergou also nodded silently. This is the view of old scholars, and they pay more attention to ecological balance. As a hunter, he pays more attention to animal weaknesses and living habits.

As for ecological protection, he didn't care about these before. The more you get in touch with, the more you know. Listening to the old professor's words can be regarded as benefiting a lot.

Jenny smiled and said, "I want to know more, if hippos also use lipstick, what size should they use." She said and looked at Chen Ergou.

American humor, but unfortunately Chen Ergou didn't catch it, and Jenny was instantly disappointed.

"I don't know what size it is, but I'm sure red is the most suitable color." Anthony couldn't bear the neglect of his goddess, and echoed her with a smile: "It's all red now, like blood. .Professor, is that blood?"

Old Baker laughed, "It's just sweat, boy."

"Don't look at their five centimeters thick skin, which is easily burned by the sun. They stay underwater for 18 hours a day. If they need to go out of the river, it's like humans going to the tropics to wear sunscreen. Usually They will wrap themselves in a layer of silt, and those skins that seem to be full of cracks are actually reserved for mud. This is why hippos like to open up quagmire in swamps."

Several birds also landed on the hippo's back, they were eating the worms on the hippo's back.

Of course, it is also from those wrinkled skin crevices. river

Horses never drive birds away, even if they fly into the mouth of a hippopotamus and look for food between the teeth, it is all right.

This is the way animals live.

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't have much affection for the three guys who suddenly broke into the camera. After all, there was another person who shot Chen Ergou. At this moment, I gradually accepted it, no matter whether he is sincere or not, or what chain of interests is behind it, at least someone is protecting these animals. There are very few people who are willing to do this now.

...It's just that I'm not used to seeing subtitle translation all of a sudden.

Baker said in high spirits: "I want to record this location. When I go back, I will apply for funds and set up an observation site here for long-term investigation of hippopotamuses."

The morale of the old guy was not bad, but Chen Ergou couldn't stay here any longer, so he interrupted him and said, "We should go, the crocodile is in the water."

"Um?"

It turned out that the river didn't stop there. Several large crocodiles emerged from the woodland on the bank, the largest one was more than four meters long. Although it is much smaller than the crocodile king I met in the Congo River, it is not easy to get along with.

And they've been standing here for so long that they've gotten the hippo's attention. The female hippopotamuses opened their mouths from a distance, demonstrating towards them. This is the calf protector protecting the cub, and will never allow any creature to approach.

"Hippos and crocodiles sometimes fight together. The hippos drive people into the water, and the crocodiles attack. But once the crocodiles are in the range of the hippo cubs, they can also cause attacks."

As soon as he finished speaking, two female hippopotamuses suddenly rushed out of the nearby water. It turned out that they had already dived to such a close distance.

The obese body rushed towards the crowd as soon as it ran ashore.

The three of them panicked immediately, and Jenny shouted: "They are so bulky, they probably won't catch up with us."

Chen Ergou looked serious, and said sharply: "Don't be lucky, don't forget to listen to my command! Now run with me immediately, Anthony, I will lead the way in the rear, if I tell you to jump, jump immediately, don't fall behind."

He doesn't like to be a nanny for others, because the most annoying thing is not to obey orders, self-righteous!

But you can't ignore these people and let them die in the wilderness.

The scene became noisy in an instant. Fortunately, Chen Ergou remained undisturbed in the face of danger, showing his command ability that he had never shown before, leading the crowd all the way across the bushes, vines and forests, and gradually escaped from the pursuit of the hippopotamus.

After finally crossing a forest, the scene ahead suddenly opened up.

What I saw in front of me was like entering another world, which made people dumbfounded.

(5,000-word chapter, please pay attention to the WeChat public account "xrymloveu"! There is Rengar in it ^_^)