Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

(Can I ask for a few monthly tickets!)

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"Professor, what's wrong with it?" Jenny backed away in fright.

Facing a behemoth that has lost its mind, even human beings have to take shelter temporarily.

"Obviously, it wanted to mate."

Chen Ergou replied on his behalf: "Can just jumping around like this attract the attention of the female elephant?"

The old Baker put down his camera and said with a smile: "That requires luck. Female elephants can only be fertilized once every two years, so it is not common to encounter a female elephant at the right time. This may be the first time this male elephant has encountered such a situation." an opportunity."

The few people were very excited, hiding behind the woods like voyeurs, taking lewd photos.

Chen Ergou was not interested at first, but the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very enthusiastic. This group of guys are always very interested in this kind of thing where they just have sex when they disagree. Crazy barrage, asking him to aim at the camera. "Wouldn't it be better to watch a small movie? Don't tell me you have such a heavy taste now that you even have the energy to watch an elephant? Don't be afraid of feeling inferior."

"Jimmy asked Chen Ergou to eat a Buddha jumping over the wall" and left a message: "Don't ink, hurry up, or the little brother will explode."

"Fly, let Chen Ergou eat a Buddha jumping over the wall" and left a message: "Grandpa Dog has worked hard. Our self-confidence is super strong, please turn the camera quickly, thank you."

"I like young girls, please ask Chen Ergou to eat 5 Buddha Jumping Walls." The message: "If you disagree, you will have sex. The first time I serve a bonobo, and the second is an elephant. Weakly ask, why do I feel inferior, I don’t understand .”

Fei Yuyin: "I don't like to look at your face, it smells like a show, I'm tired of seeing it, show us the elephant."

The local tyrants all came to threaten, but Chen Ergou was also speechless, "You guys said you want to watch it, don't feel inferior after watching it. You have to prepare the bamboo, we need a wave of bamboo to add to the fun."

The bamboo instantly filled the screen, and the Goudan camera switched over.

The elephant stomped wildly on the pool of the salt lake, splashing water in all directions. The most outrageous thing is that he still walks with his legs raised, his front hooves raised high, and he moves step by step, just like a pine tree with its toes high in a cartoon.

This funny action made the audience burst into laughter. I'm really worried that it will fall by itself.

There are many elephants in the open space of the elephant village. From the outside, it is difficult to tell which female elephant the male elephant is targeting. When it was finally selected, it couldn't help but surprise people again. Because the female elephant he chose to mate was two sizes smaller than him. She was still a very young female elephant, but she was already taking care of her calf independently.

Elephants have a strange way of courtship. The male elephant first caresses the female elephant with his trunk, and then entangles his nose with each other, sometimes stuffing the tip of his nose into the other's mouth.

When the love is strong, the male elephant is already very excited, especially a certain part of the body. Goudan instantly switched the angle of view, and then there was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck~! What a big python!"

"Damn it, how come it's so big and has a bend!"

"Smudged, Thomas's little train is driving. Expose the biggest cancer in the anchor world, Yaoyaoling, why haven't you come to arrest people!"

"Haha, all the men feel inferior! A little punch hits your chest!"

This scene is simply shocking, right?

Although it is a scientific and educational lens of the animal world, it is not suitable for children. Chen Ergou is hesitating whether to give a mosaic. After all, when the male elephant is in heat, even the little girls in the live broadcast room are too scared to watch it. After watching it, they will have psychological shadows. There are not a few of his female fans.

After thinking wildly for a long time, he finally gave up and said, "Well, they are already a legal couple. We have to look at the problem from a scientific perspective. This is a necessary process to reproduce the next generation."

Chen Ergou could only ignore the dirty topics in the live broadcast room.

The mother elephant walked forward, but she didn't particularly resist, as if saying: "My son is my father, our son is by my side, can you come later?"

Then the young elephant was chased away by the bull elephant, and chased after him diligently.

Luckily for him, there were no other older bulls around to disrupt the situation, and he was king of the salt lake at the moment.

The male elephant stands upright like a human being, with its two hind legs supporting several tons of weight, and almost half of its body rests on the female elephant. Then it was just like that... in broad daylight, unscrupulously busy.

After mating, the giant elephant enters the position, which is related to the position of the body organs of the female elephant. However, they still do not violate the "ethics" of animal society. Because of the organs of the female elephant, it is very difficult for the male elephant to successfully complete fertilization. But elephants have found a way to overcome it during the evolution process, but the "big snake" has to turn a corner when digging holes, which is why the elephant's "big snake" has a corner.

Otherwise, elephants will become fossils for us to appreciate like dinosaurs.

After being busy for a while, the mother elephant started to move again: "Dad, baby, you pause for a while, I will turn around, don't get everyone's eyes, I'm so sorry."

Hey, where are you going...

This direction is actually facing the live camera directly.

Chen Ergou's expression turned embarrassing, and he made a mosaic decisively. The discussion in the live broadcast room was full of relish just now, and then there was a lot of cursing in an instant.

"Anchor, you have a hard tail, don't you want a monthly pass?"

"Remove the mosaic quickly, or you won't be rewarded."

Chen Ergou ignored it directly. He is a green anchor after all, so he can't lead bad children.

But even with mosaics, it doesn't affect people watching a shameful beast action movie.

The mother elephant said: I heard from my grandma that doing this must be done in a quiet and secluded bush.

The male elephant said: My uncle said that the video of him doing this with his aunt ten years ago was also on CCTV's "Animal World".

That's right, I've heard of it too, it was on CCTV 3, and it was voiced by Zhao Zhongxiang.

So, baby, you just have to cooperate and give me another little guy...

A few minutes later, after the two elephants finished their work vigorously, the male elephant comforted the female elephant with his nose hooked on his shoulders, which was really gentle and intimate.

Chen Ergou's face reappeared in front of the camera, and he squeezed out a smile that he thought was extremely handsome and said: "It's over, but this doesn't mean that female elephants will definitely be able to conceive. It is said that it is quite difficult for female elephants to conceive. After each mating, it usually takes three months to know whether it is pregnant or not. Even if it is really pregnant, the gestation period lasts for more than 600 days, and there is usually one cub per litter. Maybe two years later, we will see more A cute baby elephant."

The audience was not satisfied, and they wanted to slap his obscenely smiling face away.

At this moment, a high-pitched cry suddenly resounded throughout the audience, as if announcing the return of the real king. And the situation in this land of salt lakes has also changed.

Everyone quickly squatted down and hid their bodies more tightly.

"Friends, an older male elephant has broken into this elephant village, and the kingship of the young male elephant who just became a groom has been challenged." Chen Ergou explained in a low voice: "As the saying goes, the king does not see the king. There is bound to be a big fight at the first meeting. But the (high) testosterone of this young man who became a groom is still skyrocketing, bold or stupid, so he launched an attack on the older bull elephant."

A hand-to-hand battle between the most powerful mammals on land kicked off without warning.

The big fan-like ears stood upright, and the two walls of flesh began to fight in the most primitive way, attacking each other with ivory, hitting each other with their heads, and biting with their teeth, using everything.

From a long distance, you can hear the loud "bump" noise when they collide with each other. The surrounding animals all escaped in fear.

The roar in the open space of the elephant village was loud, and even a few small trees that were lucky to grow in the middle of the salt lake were not spared this time.

With a "click", it was broken by the waist.

And this huge Elephant Village Salt Lake was created by elephants using their huge bodies like this to destroy big trees little by little.

This scene is much more intense than the hippo fight.

After a few minutes of fighting, the young man fled in embarrassment with scars all over his body.

"It had no chance of winning."

After a while, the salt lake returned to tranquility again. The little animals came back here again to bask in the sun and drink water.

A few small hummingbirds flew in front of the camera. Their wings vibrated at a speed comparable to that of a bee, and their buzzing flight was very loud. What a handsome little fellow, with scaly plumage, brightly colored and iridescent or metallic, the males seem to have even brighter plumage. Their mouths are slender and straight, some are curved downward, and some species are curved upward, which is for the convenience of eating nectar.

"Meow~!" Rengar jumped up to hunt for prey, but he couldn't catch the fast-flying hummingbird.

They are good at hovering in the flowers for a long time and "grounding", sometimes they can fly upside down, and they are experts in sideways disguised flying.

Rengar wanted to catch the bird alone, and it seemed that he had to work harder. Maybe he won't be able to regain the airspace until his golden eagle "grows up".

After being teased for a while, the hummingbird buzzed high. Rengar whimpered a few times in frustration, jumped a few times and couldn't reach it, so annoyed, he simply gave up. Instead, he ran to a piece of dry and cracked mud to dig and play.

Chen Ergou also had enough rest, the most important thing is to figure out his current position, and said: "Professor, it's time for us to leave."

"Can't we stay a little longer?" The three animal experts were a little bit reluctant to leave here.

"No, this is a playground for animals, and humans are not welcome to live here." Chen Ergou refused without hesitation, "Let's find a way to go back as soon as possible, or something will change."

The three of them had no choice but to put away their cameras and video cameras, put their backpacks on their backs and set off on the road.

"Rengar." Chen Ergou shouted.

The little black panther looked up at him, "Meow meow meow", yelled a few times and then lowered his head to dig the dirt.

"Huh?" Chen Ergou was slightly taken aback.

"Chen, Rengar is disobedient?"

"It seems that it has discovered something." Chen Ergou walked over quickly and found that the ground had been dug out a small layer. But after all, leopards are not animals that are good at digging holes. Their sharp claws are better at hunting.

"It's just a piece of dirt? Is it a mistake?" Old Baker also became puzzled.

But Chen Ergou found it more and more interesting the more he looked at it, and said with a smile: "Maybe there is a fish below, a big fish that is alive and kicking."

"fish?"

"fish?"

The three people around him and the audience in the live broadcast room were all puzzled.

This is not a desert. Even if you have caught fish in the desert, you can't just talk about it. Do you still want to dig a fish out of this kind of soil?

The bullet screen is full of question marks.

Chen Ergou smiled mysteriously, took off his backpack, took out his waist knife, and started digging. Facing the camera, he said: "Do you dare to bet, bet on all your bamboos."

"666, Lord Dog is very strong today."

"Is this going to confront us head-on?"

"Let's gamble, let's gamble. The odds are ten to one, and there is no business."

"It's a bet! If you can dig out a lively fish, all the bamboo will be given to you. There are also a few monthly tickets, all of which will be given to you!"

"Wait a minute, Lord Dog, what do you do if you lose?"

"Losing? A joke!"

Chen Ergou rolled up his sleeves and started to work. Seeing that he was not joking, the three of them also came to help in doubt.

A piece of dry land, really dry land. Even if you dig a foot deep, you can find some dry aquatic plants sticking to the soil, but the land is still dry. Can you really catch lively fish in such an environment?

"Chen?" Jenny opened her mouth to persuade.

Interrupted by Chen Ergou: "Keep digging, it won't be too deep."

"..."

Chen Ergou was still digging hard, and when he touched something, his expression suddenly became happy, and he put down his knife and started digging in the soil with his hands. Rengar obviously noticed it too, and rushed over with his little paws thumping back to dig the dirt.

After a while, I saw Chen Ergou violently pull out a long and huge mud ball with a length of 50 cm from the soil.

With a smile on his face, he said to the audience in the camera and the three people who were puzzled in front of him: "My friends, the time to witness the miracle has come."

With a hard pinch, the soil was instantly torn apart like a layer of glue, and then a fat fish that was well preserved was revealed.

It's really a fish, sort of like an electric catfish. The difference is that it has two long whiskers at the mouth.

"Crackling", after all the clay layer was torn off, the fish came alive and struggled violently in his hands.

"It's so strong!" He almost lost his grip.

The audience in the live broadcast room all stared wide-eyed, "Damn it, I really dug out a live fish from the soil?! I saved the bamboo for half a month!"

"Protest, the item group is too powerful."

"It's unbelievable. It doesn't matter if you can catch fish in the desert, but you can also dig out a lively fish in the dry soil!"

"Mom, is this still the earth? Why are all the knowledge taught in nature textbooks a joke. A fish lives in the soil!"

"I can't understand, I just slipped!"

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Old Baker slapped his forehead suddenly, and suddenly realized: "I know, it's the African lungfish. Why didn't I think of it just now?"

Chen Ergou smiled and said: "That's right, they are lungfish! They are probably the oldest fish species in the world. Different from other fish, this fish has lungs. When the river dries up in the dry season, it can drill into the mud During this period, they are in a dormant state and rely on the fat in their stomachs to maintain their vitality. Sometimes, lungfish are semi-dead in their own mucus for several months, or even For several years, waiting for the river to return, it will be reborn again."

The three of them were very excited, as if they had seen something extraordinary.

Old Baker took a deep breath and said, "Can you show me?"

Chen Ergou handed it to him.

The lungfish thumped and almost fell to the ground. Old Baker hastened to hold on tightly and said, "I've always heard about the legend of the African lungfish, but I didn't expect it to be right in front of my eyes. I saw you dig one out of the soil with my own eyes."

"The strength is indeed very strong. I think the reason why it has such strength is related to their living habits. In the dry season, they need to get into the mud hole by twisting their bodies constantly, just like the two tentacles. Fins crawling out of the water. Incredible, amazing fish!"

Now the audience can't refute it, there really is such a miraculous fish, and the most important thing is that it was discovered by Chen Ergou and Rengar, the master and the favorite.

What else can I say, honestly send out the monthly pass.