Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter 293 [If you want to get out, get out of it vigorously (2/5)]

the next day.

After getting up in the morning for a little exercise, I started to search along the coast.

New rubbish washed up on the shore every day, and today he picked up a few more bottles and a rubber barrel, but unfortunately a big hole was broken. They also ran for more than an hour to the other side of the island, picked off all the coconuts that had not been damaged by the typhoon, and took them away.

He has consciously started hoarding food, especially watery fruits.

Back at the camp, the sun was already in the sky.

Start preparing today's breakfast. The day's plan is in the morning. Looking at the bread trees next to the hills, I know that today's labor is not small. Only after eating and drinking can I have the strength to work.

Every meal is carefully processed, even if it is seafood, he cooks various delicacies in different ways in his hands. Try to keep your food from being monotonous. In terms of "eating", he never treats himself badly.

Not only are they delicious, but they also use wooden and bamboo tableware—wooden chopsticks, wooden spoons, bamboo bowls, bamboo cups, etc.

These are all Chen Ergou's preparations for staying on a deserted island for a long time. He is maintaining a civilized living habit, otherwise he will be worse than a savage in a few days, so what kind of program will he record, and what is he called "wilderness survival expert".

After breakfast, he picked up the bamboo cup made of giant dragon bamboo, took a sip of fresh mint tea, and said with a relaxed expression on his face, "hardworking people can live like a villa even on a deserted island, A lazy person living in a villa can make it look like he is sleeping in a garbage dump."

"These bamboo and wood tableware remind me of the days when I went to the supermarket and lingered on those expensive solid wood tableware."

"When I saw the price, I was a little intimidated. A wooden bowl costs hundreds or even thousands of dollars. It is no different from other porcelain bowls, only because it added a slogan like 'Using solid wood tableware can prevent cancer' when promoting it. .Whether it is effective or not remains to be verified, but I was thinking at that time, it is impossible for me to spend such unreasonable money to buy such expensive wooden tableware in my life."

"I didn't expect to live on a deserted island now, but instead live a life like an original ecological vacation that countless people envy. And the mint tea made from bamboo has a fragrance of bamboo and wood, which is much more advanced than those solid wood tableware sold in supermarkets many."

Smash it, smash your mouth, chew a mint leaf a few times and swallow it into your stomach, "...beautiful!""

Water friends are only envious——

"Good morning, Lord Dog, it's unreasonable to eat so much delicious food early in the morning.

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"Julong Bamboo Water Cup is so cute and cute, isn't there the same type of bamboo and wood on Taobao?"

"Beautiful, beautiful."

"666, I'm a salted fish who can only brush 666."

Chen Ergou stretched his waist, stretched his muscles and bones, and said, "Starting today, I have to do a lot of preparation work. The task is very heavy, and some food needs to be dried and kept in reserve. At the same time, we must hurry up and build a ship!"

"In the wilderness, whether you are building a raft or a boat, you should try your best to do it near the water. Otherwise, after you have worked so hard to build it, you will find that you can't lift it away. I have already encountered this kind of situation before I started building. Awkward."

"The weight of this bread tree is calculated in tonnage. If I only consider conventional methods, it will make me helpless. Because it is more than 100 meters away from the nearest seaside cliff. But the reason why people are human is that they can move. Brains eat brains!"

While cleaning the branches of the bread tree, he chatted to the camera to relieve boredom.

Every time the knife is swung, there are branches and sawdust flying, and the progress of the work is very gratifying.

However, that mouth is also "bah bah bah" and it doesn't stop for a moment, which will not make the audience watching the live broadcast feel bored at all:

"In the thousands of years of human history, the ancients left many world-famous buildings, including the Great Wall of my country, the pyramids of Egypt, etc. Looking at these buildings, people can't help but marvel at how skilled their ancestors were. However, Facing these majestic buildings, we can’t help asking a question: hundreds of years ago, before machinery, how did our ancestors use to transport the heavy stones and wood needed to build buildings?”

"In fact, the method used by our ancestors can still be seen today: for example, when carrying things, put a few round bars on them, and it will be much easier to push. Where there is contact, there is a kind of sliding friction resistance; when an object rolls on the ground, the resistance is rolling friction resistance. In general, rolling friction resistance is only one fortieth to one sixtieth of sliding friction resistance , so it takes much less effort to roll an object than to push it to slide. Bearings that are essential in many machines today are based on this principle."

"It is not difficult to find a log on this island, but I still can't get rid of the log alone. I need to find another way. Here I would like to thank the ancient Greek scientist Archimedes, one of his most famous quotes : 'Give me a fulcrum, and I can lift the whole earth.'”

"Then humans invented the famous lever principle..."

He chopped off the last branch again, wiped off his sweat, and scratched the back of his head with his claws. The sun is too poisonous, my head is hot from the sun, I haven’t washed my hair with shampoo for many days, and now my scalp is a little itchy, Wei Wei said unsurely: “I haven’t read a physics book for a long time, I remember the one I just left The formula seems to be F1·L1=F2·L2, power × power arm = resistance × resistance arm I don’t know, right?”

Countless barrages told him the answer——

"Yes, that's right."

"Professor Dog, why don't you just teach us physics, it's really interesting."

"23333, class is on. Professor Dog has started class. Everyone sit in the front row and don't whisper to each other."

"Hahaha, since watching Lord Dog's live broadcast, mother no longer has to worry about the baby's study."

Chen Ergou smiled and said: "The power arm is several times the resistance arm, and the resistance is several times the power. This principle is very simple, and everyone who has been to high school knows it. You may think I am long-winded, but many People will never try to use it in their whole life. Read it carefully, learn it well, the practical application is thousands of times more difficult than textbook knowledge!"

The preliminary work was almost done, so he found the shortest shortcut, using a slender tree trunk as a lever to support the fulcrum, and the other end was raised high. You even need to climb the opposite tree trunk to get to it.

He began to try to pry the bread tree, climbed up the trunk and pressed it hard, the bread tree weighing several tons was easily lifted up, and the sound of "rumbling" and "bang bang bang" resounded through the mountainside of the deserted island In the jungle, the bread tree finally rolled tremblingly and landed on the "log track".

Chen Ergou waved his hand vigorously, "Nice, finally started the first step."

Congratulations in the studio——

"666, there is a feeling of shock. The width of this tree is as high as two dogs. It is unremarkable standing under the tree. Now it has not been moved with any modern tools. It is better than the one in the textbook. Much more enjoyable."

"Comrade Ergou, you are standing on the shoulders of giants."

"Professor Dog has taught a lot of knowledge points this time, and the small notebook is full."

"Lend me to speculate on the handwriting upstairs, I just missed the knowledge point."

"Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to travel all over the world!"

However, this is only a small first step. It is a difficult process to transport the bread tree to the seaside by one person. Moreover, this road is not a smooth one. He tries not to cut down more trees along the way, so he needs to constantly adjust the direction.

Moving bit by bit, the scorching sun hanging above his head, and the wind is not strong today, made him sweat like rain.

Fortunately, there is no shortage of fresh water on the island these days.

It seemed a simple and repetitive job, but he struggled all morning, cut down thirteen big trees blocking the road, and finally passed the most difficult forest road. This is also the result of his work efficiency far exceeding ordinary people.

There is a downhill ahead, and at the end of the downhill is a cliff that goes straight to the sea.

Come to the edge of the cliff, how high is it? It is more than 40 meters high and as tall as a dozen-story building!

The wanton sea breeze ruffled his hair and evaporated his sweat, making him refreshed.

Lifting a stone and throwing it down, it fell into the sea after a while, splashing water all over the sky. He didn't expect the cliff to be lower. There were no reefs in this water area, which was already the best help.

"My friends, don't blink your eyes. The result of a whole morning's hard work is at this very moment!"

As he spoke, he adjusted the position of the log a little, and levered the lever forcefully again, "Go, Breadtree, if you want to roll, roll it vigorously!"

"Boom~"

The huge bread tree rolled, just a few laps at the beginning, and suddenly changed from slow to fast after passing the slope.

With the sound of "bang bang bang", it smashed many stones along the way, and rolled down the cliff vigorously.

Chen Ergou cheered and chased after him, until he reached the edge of the cliff. He watched from a distance that the huge tree trunk threw a parabola and tumbled into the sea.

"Choked to death, succeeded!"

Tens of millions of viewers have already poured into the live broadcast room, and the popularity is in full swing. At this moment, the barrage and small gifts are pouring out like a waterfall——

"The people in the south of the Yangtze River sent a congratulatory message, congratulations to Lord Dog for getting out of this new trick!"

"The people of the capital sent a congratulatory message, long live the king of the jungle!"

"The people of the Northwest sent a congratulatory message, Mr. Dog has worked hard."

"The people of the United States sent a congratulatory message to celebrate the successful launch of the aircraft carrier Whale Island."

"Jiangnan Tiebu Shirt was given to the anchor Chen Ergou 20 school dormitories. Pippi Happy School thank you for your kind deeds. You help me and everyone."

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