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"You can also often see videos on the Internet, tigers hunting the largest reticulated python, hunting the largest crocodile, hunting elephants, hunting rhinos, hunting 1-ton Indian bison - all of these are It was done by the Bengal tiger, including the Indian lion. The Siberian tiger can't meet such a strong opponent in the ecological environment, and at most it can meet brown bears."

He kept talking, and the tiger had already wandered in the snow more than ten meters away from the cave. From this distance, the "king" pattern on the eyebrows of the Bengal tiger could already be seen.

It's completely different from the big fat cat in the zoo. This guy just stares at you, and you feel cold from the bottom of your heart.

Chen Ergou felt that something was wrong, so he put the knife into the scabbard, and grabbed a chestnut stick as thick as an arm from the side.

There is still such a commotion in the middle of the night, and the exciting audience of cultivating immortals don't want it. The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more enthusiastic, and the advertisements had already been spread to various forums, such as Maopu, Tianya, Caoliu and so on.

Uh - there seems to be some weird stuff mixed in. But their feelings are understandable. This kind of big scene should be appreciated by more people. They also desperately want others to come along and watch this rare face-off. There are more and more audiences, some are worried, and some are gloating... All expectations are gathered in this Midnight Snow Valley.

At this time, the popularity also suddenly had a blowout.

"Wow~" the little black panther was eager to try, but Chen Ergou grabbed it by the neck and threw it back. He licked his dry lips, "Rengar, back off."

He took the initiative to go out.

The tiger king outside the cave did not attack the cave immediately, it roared muffledly, and one man and one tiger confronted each other within a very short distance.

Instead of retreating, Chen Ergou stepped forward and walked out of the cave to the wide area outside the cave. The wind and snow were raging, covering his vision. He loudly defended himself and shouted: "My friends, what should I do if I encounter a tiger in the wild?"

What should I do, salad?

Netizens are also helpless. Some time ago, the tiger biting incident in Jiangsu and Zhejiang was still aroused, and netizens discussed it a lot. But that's all limited to bragging and pretending keyboard warriors. In real reality, who would be so stupid and fall into the tiger's pit again. I didn't expect to encounter the even more ferocious wild tiger king now.

gun? No.

knife? You can't beat it, even if you can beat it, you can't kill it!

run? Definitely can't run.

climb a tree? Others will too.

Play dead? That would be dead.

Damn, what can I do if it is swollen... Thinking about this problem, the audience also felt so desperate.

At this time, they saw Chen Ergou stepping out of the cave, and the entire live broadcast room was dead silent.

The audience opened their mouths wide, not understanding why he was in such a hurry to die.

Even though Chen Ergou's body, which usually looks strong, is as delicate as a twenty-eight-year-old flower girl in front of the tiger. If it were an ordinary person, it would be pretty good if he didn't shiver like a leaf falling in the wind. Even through the monitor, the audience felt terrified, looking at Chen Ergou with terrified eyes, waiting for the tiger's further move.

Hu Ge should be glad that he is still sleeping now, otherwise it might be some kind of fear. In his sleep, he didn't know that his life was in Chen Ergou's hands.

The time passed by every minute and every second, it was too long and too tormented!

Chen Ergou swallowed his saliva, spoke to embolden himself, and said: "I once wrote an article on English reading comprehension, which was very interesting. It was about the tiger's eyes, human beings are huge, because the tiger's body structure: the body is horizontal Yes. The human body stands upright and is taller than the tiger, but the tiger thinks that the human body is thrown sideways, so it thinks it is a very huge guy.”

"The strength in the eyes of animals lies in their size. Tigers may be afraid to leave because they feel that their size is not as big as humans in their eyes. Then according to this principle, when encountering tigers, they should keep facing each other.

Without bending over, turning around, or running away, with a fierce face, there may be a glimmer of life. After all, without other tools and help, the possibility of survival is very small. After all, we are not Wu Song. "

"I can tell you with certainty now. When you meet a tiger, and the tiger stares at you, it proves that you have entered its menu option. At this moment, remember, don't bow your head and expose your vitals where. Otherwise it will mistake you for some kind of herbivore that eats as it pleases."

"You can't turn around and run, because even Bolt can't run a full-grown tiger, but it will give it the confidence to throw you down. At this time, you should try to stand upright, look serious and full of anger, and open your hands , made a yelling sound from his mouth. For example, '*** always eat me'..." After a pause, "It will be more dignified to die like this~!"

"..."

"???"

"WTF!~"

The audience was listening enthusiastically, when suddenly a cold joke came, how do you let people pick it up... It's the limit of funny comparison. The audience could only barely laugh a few times.

Such a scene is really unspeakable and laughable.

People's hearts are fleshy, even in the era of keyboard warriors. This scene was only less than ten meters away from the Tiger King, and countless people watched with horror, but he was able to talk and laugh happily. Even those who hate and envy him have no choice but to write the word "obedience" at this time, and admire his courage.

In the face of adversity, it is not a life attitude to be calm.

In this case, you can only rely on yourself. Even if you want to call for help from the outside world, it is too late. If he fell, Hugo in the cave must not have survived... What a tragedy!

But he guarded the entrance of the cave behind him from beginning to end, and he didn't even let the tiger disturb his companion's rest. This protection is like a powerful positive energy, which makes people feel a little more confident when they feel cold in their hearts.

"I'm most afraid of sudden embarrassment in the air", but Chen Ergou didn't feel too panicked, it's just that the cold joke didn't receive the expected response, which made him quite embarrassed. Laughed a few times and said: "Isn't it funny? It's just a joke... In fact, there are some interesting records in ancient Chinese literature. For example, there is a story in "Li Zicheng" that 'sneezing scared the tiger to death'. It said that Liu Zongmin After losing the battle, he led a few people out of the siege. He was tired and hungry. He ran to the mountain and couldn't run anymore. He fell to the ground and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, a tiger came close to his face and sniffed him... I guess he is probably Myopia... the tiger's whiskers touched Liu Zongmin's nose, and Liu Zongmin sneezed earth-shatteringly, which frightened the tiger and fell into a ravine and died."

When he spoke, he always pointed the wooden stick at the tiger's nose, adjusted its position as it turned left and right, and always pointed it in the direction between its eyebrows.

The giant tiger king roared, and at such a close distance, one could smell the stench from its mouth and nose.

At this moment, "Hey~"

The tiger suddenly pounced on tentatively, pushed aside the stick with one paw, and pounced on Chen Ergou with the other paw. Chen Ergou stretched out the torch nimbly, and the tiger's claw hit the torch, splashing sparks in all directions.

Chen Ergou refused to give an inch, and took a big stride forward. He roared at the tiger, and pointed the torch towards the tiger's nose, "Come on! Bugang is not a man!"