Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter 391 [My dog ​​brother in society, people are ruthless and have a lot of earwax (2/5)]

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"My friends, thanks to Hu Ge, today we will have a sumptuous aquatic meal. [] This is not a big herring or a big black fish. This one is a plateau carp, and the yellow striped one below is called a split belly The fish are all typical plateau species.”

Chen Ergou unsheathed his wild knife, rubbed it on the aquatic plants a few times, and began to remove the scales. He said with a smile: "Because the plateau area is frozen for a long time in winter, even in summer, the water temperature is very low, so most schizothoracic fish live in seclusion and are omnivorous. The body scales gradually degenerate, the number of hypopharyngeal tooth rows tends to decrease, and the palps also disappear due to loss of function."

"The Schizothorax living in this harsh environment grows slowly, sexually matures late, and has low fecundity. However, due to the simple composition of plateau fish fauna, few predators and less intense inter-species competition, the current multi-population is relatively low. Prosperity. The species with larger individuals will take many years to grow so large. Especially the few we caught, I don’t know how many years they have lived here... At least ten years. But I want to kill them all like this It's not realistic to take it away, I need to deal with it on the spot."

"The only thing to note is that the eggs of Schizothorax are poisonous, and the poisonous protein can only be destroyed after being heated at 100°C for 5 minutes. I will just remove all the internal organs and leave only the purest fish to take away. .”

"The leaves are here, and the water plants are here." Hu Ge came back just in time.

Chen Ergou smiled at the camera: "It's time to show real skills."

When he used the Knife Spreading Knife, the audience could only see the light of the knife flashing by, and Hu Ge even contributed an exaggerated emoticon package. Under the barrage of praise, Chen Ergou quickly removed all the fish viscera and fish bones one by one. For the convenience of carrying, he didn't cut the sashimi into slices. After removing the head and tail, he strung them together and handed them to Hu Ge, "Here, you can hang them around your neck."

Without any explanation, he directly helped him hang up.

A big "囧" character stood out on Hu Ge's face, and he said with a wry smile: "I have thought about what work I need to do this trip, what work I might do, but there are a few big fish hanging around my neck, it is definitely not in the plan Among them. Well, since you are wounded, I will carry it on your back."

Chen Ergou pretended not to hear.

The little finger is raised up, a standard orchid finger, with a calm expression...picking ears.

The wind blows, the hem of the short windbreaker flutters with the wind, the short hair is also splashed, and the sun-kissed smirk is raised, and the long stick is swept away to clear the way. "Let's go, keep going."

He wouldn't worry about this. Don't look at Hu Ge's complaints on the surface, maybe he is still extremely excited in his heart.

There was a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room, "My dog ​​brother in society, people are ruthless and have a lot of earwax."

"Hahaha, Sakata Gintoki picks his ears."

"At Shimosakamoto."

"Don't go, Sakamoto."

"A man with his own wind, Overlord Shampoo."

"Happy Father's Day, Goubaba, please be respected by my younger brother."

The reason why Chen Ergou is like this is because even if he travels to most parts of the country, he has never seen such a pleasing scenery. It is surrounded by a series of ancient mountains, some of which are covered with snow all the year round, such as the Tanggula Mountains and the Nyainqentanglha Mountains.

The trees and vegetation at the foot of the mountain are not bad, they are all green and dense, and the ancient trees are towering. Big trees with ten people hugging each other and dozens of people hugging each other stand beside the road.

Looking from a distance, the large or small rivers wind around the Grand Canyon like ribbons, showing the beauty of twists and turns. The entire Grand Canyon, the mountains and rivers near and far, form an incomparably wonderful picture that cannot be drawn with a wonderful brush.

Hu Ge was full of praise all the way, no matter how tired he was, this was the wilderness adventure he wanted.

"Take a break and look at the scenery in the distance."

Chen Ergou said: "That is the Yarlung Zangbo River chasing younger brothers and sisters!"

"It is said that there are three sons and one daughter in Gangdise Shenshan. The eldest is called Brahmaputra, the second is called Shiquanhe, the third is called Xiangquanhe, and the younger is called Kongquehe. One day, Gangdise called them to him and said: Now you're all grown up,

Good sons and daughters have ambitions everywhere, it is time for you to venture into the world and broaden your horizons. "

"So the four brothers and sisters ran away separately."

"When the eldest brother Brahmaputra River flowed here, he missed his younger brothers and sisters. After the goshawk in the sky told him that his younger brothers and sisters were all flowing south, the Brahmaputra River was extremely anxious. It immediately rolled up huge waves, turned a corner, and hurried towards the Indian Ocean. Busy roaring away, thus forming the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon."

After listening to this beautiful legend and looking at the canyon that seems to have been washed out by the Yarlung Zangbo River, you can't help but marvel at the uncanny workmanship of nature.

Just as they were walking down the mountain with great interest, there was a "buzzing" sound in their ears, and Chen Ergou's footsteps stopped abruptly. Looking at the source of the sound, the weird sound permeating the forest came from the slope of the hillside in the barren land ahead!

"what sound?"

As soon as Hu Ge finished his question, he saw a black cloud shrouded in the distance, and when he looked closely, there were all black poisonous bees. Clouds sometimes gather and sometimes spread, like demons and ghosts with teeth and claws.

"what is that?"

"It's a swarm of ghost heads~"

Chen Ergou's heart skipped a beat.

Hu Ge wanted to cry but had no tears, "This is too bad luck."

Chen Ergou also wanted to cry, and said angrily: "If you really want to scold someone, can't you make him handsome for three minutes? The wilderness always looks down on you like this, and once you are most proud, you will be kicked hard on the back kick."

It was too late to say it, and the cloud had already flown here in the blink of an eye, and they were in the same position as the bee swarm passed by.

Almost within a few breaths, the densely packed swarm of ferocious and terrifying ghost-headed bees were already swirling in the entire jungle, making a loud and dense sound of "buzzing". The high-definition camera image is so clear that it fully presents the ghost bee colony.

Completely different from the bee, the bee wears "flying sunglasses" and its antennae look like its eyebrows. It looks like it is raising its eyebrows all day long. It is very happy and hardworking. On the other hand, the ghost bee is wearing a mask, which looks fierce, and its "eyebrows" mean that it is not a good bee at first glance. It is particularly ferocious, as if wearing a helmet, and its mouth, at first glance, is the master of eating meat. The ferocious mouthparts and huge number caused a bloodbath in the live broadcast room.

"I'm going, the old black wind demon is here."

"It's a swarm of bees, it's too scary, my old lady is so scared!"

"It's so scary, intensive phobia is forced to be cured."

"Handsome is nothing more than a three-second series."

Without saying a word, Chen Ergou pulled Hu Ge and ran away.

All the information about the ghost-headed bee also quickly flowed through his mind, and he shouted loudly while running: "The ghost-headed bee is the Chinese giant hornet, also called the hornet. This kind of bee is very poisonous, and it has been A sting can sometimes make people faint, and there is a folk saying that 'ten ghost bees sting a cow to death'."

"I can't figure it out. I have never seen such a situation where bees leave their nests and fly around like headless flies. You know, their nests are built in a hole in the ground. There are usually two holes, one in front and one behind. The large nest also has four mouths, and each mouth has more than a dozen bees patrolling. Unlike other animals that are only greedy for sweet honey, ghost bees eat bees directly, even the queen bee, which is terrible! "

"...have never seen anything like this before - first the fish boil and then the bee swarms become chaotic... so abnormal."

"What must I have overlooked?" He felt a little uneasy in his heart.

Hu Ge's voice trembled even more, and he shouted: "Now is not the time to talk about these things, what should we do if we are about to be overtaken?" This trip was exciting, but it was too much.

Chen Ergou quickly surveyed the surrounding environment: When encountering a bee swarm attack, wrap the exposed parts of the body with clothes as soon as possible, especially the head, face and neck, and do not repeatedly attack wild bees.

In gentle terrain, you can choose to run fast to get rid of the bee colony; in dangerous terrain, you should choose to squat or lie down on the spot and stay still.

Do not slap it with your hands or other objects as it will attract more bees to sting.

The best way is to hide. If there is no shelter, you should squat down immediately. The lower the head, the better. Generally, bees love to sting black hair parts, such as hair, eyebrows, eyeballs, beards, nostrils and other parts, which are not exposed to the outside world. The honey source is especially powerful.

He is clear about these protective measures, but none of them are suitable for the current environment.

A crowd of black people screaming like fighter jets, like the end of the world. These ghost-headed bees eat meat, and there are too many of them. He cannot guarantee that he will not be attacked if he hides. He can't take this risk.

But the reality is often cruel, and sometimes I am really afraid of something. The swarm of bees rushed towards them.

At a critical moment, Chen Ergou suddenly caught a glimpse of a flash of light reflected into his retina from the corner of his eye, and had an idea, "Over there."

He didn't stay long at all, he directly pulled Hu Ge up with one hand, [Taxue Wuhen] started to run, and ran towards the edge of the forest with all his strength. While running, Hu Ge realized that he lost all strength on his feet, was thrown up and ran wildly, and his current speed was much faster than before.

I was a little dazed for a while, "I... I was picked up and ran away? It's too exaggerated."

As soon as he ran out, the black swarm of bees behind them covered them with the momentum of sweeping nine heavens and ten places!

The buzzing sound is simply overwhelming and creepy. The viewers in the live broadcast room were also flustered, the rear was too dangerous, but Chen Ergou almost picked up Hu Ge and ran away, the speed was like a peerless light work, "together with the dust", the collision of speed and passion also made people excited— —

"Come on, dog, run, run, run!"

"Don't dare to read it, grandma, here is my quick-acting heart-rescuing pill."

"I just love you. LJ gave Chen Ergou 100,000 bricks and tiles. Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and send a wave of gifts to Lord Dog and Lord Hu, and give him blessings and luck buffs!"

When I finally came, a small waterfall in front of me appeared in sight, and there was no way. But Chen Ergou's speed did not decrease but increased, he suddenly accelerated forward, leaped in the air, and with a "plop" with Hu Ge, he suddenly fell into a cliff and waterfall.

The swarms overhead came and went quickly.

Fighters usually roar past their heads!

Two wet heads surfaced together with a small furry head that was awakened from sleep by the water. Looking at the dark clouds in the sky with lingering fear.

A few seconds later, it had disappeared into the sky, leaving only the buzzing tail echoing wantonly in the valley.

"Huh~" The two of them took a long breath at the same time, looked at each other, and couldn't help laughing for the rest of their lives.

"Aww..." Only Rengar howled in dissatisfaction when his sleep was disturbed. .

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