Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

(Two in one big chapter~)

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In order to escort "Law of the Jungle", there are as many as five people in the director team alone, and Chen Xiaohu is one of them. The leading chief director is Xie Yilun, a veteran variety show director of Mango Channel.

He began to take over the control, and gave everyone another heavy blow before departure: "Now, please open your backpacks, we have to check the things we carry, and all modern items that violate the regulations will be confiscated!"

One by one was asked to check the packages, all modern items were emptied.

"Why didn't you say it earlier, we have to take so many things with us all the way." Huang Jiaozhu took the lead in accusing the director of his inhumanity.

But he was too upright, and brought many useful and good things, all of which were searched out. Everyone helps to bargain, hoping to leave some useful tools. The water friends looked at the things he brought in surprise, they were all kinds of things, it was like a vacation.

Xiaomi and Yun'er watched their cosmetics being confiscated in distress, with resentment on their faces. Xiaomi begged: "Director, please save one, we are girls after all....Yun'er quickly use the great method of coquettishness."

Yoona hugged the director's arm very obediently, pouted her mouth to act cute, and said in a weird and coquettish voice: "Ouba, director Ouba, please~"

The delicate voice made everyone goosebumps, and their expressions were all funny.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was full of "colorful drooling" panda emojis, "It's so kawaii, Sarah Hei."

"Yun'er what's up~"

Although director Xie Yilun has rich experience, he couldn't handle being acted like a spoiled child by a girl with deer eyes. His old face was wrinkled with a smile, and he let it go in a daze.

The two girls clapped hands as if winning a battle, "yeah!"

Taking advantage of the attention of the director team, Chen He began to play tricks, desperately hiding things in his crotch.

Chen Ergou saw it, and went over calmly to block the view of the director team.

The old fox, Huang Lei, also saw it seriously, imitating the example and stuffing a pack of tissues into his trousers. The three of them looked at each other, their eyes full of drama, "It's all gone, it's gone, it's really gone..."

"report,

report! Director, I saw it~"

"Hide it in the crotch, Mr. Zeng, you are a moral man."

"Cheating openly, I didn't expect you to be such a dog."

The friends in the water are in trouble, the four viewing angles in the four live broadcast rooms are not enough, a guy uses an old laptop to watch the live broadcast in the dormitory, and opens four video pages at the same time.

Chen Ergou also failed to escape the fate of being searched. He grabbed a gourd and didn't let go. He smiled wryly: "This shouldn't be considered a violation, it's just some seasonings. I don't have to bring anything, but this gourd must have. It’s not easy to go through the security check all the way and bring it here from China.”

Peng Yuyan was also clever, and went over to chime in and said, "I advise you to think about it carefully. The standard equipment of Lord Dog is a gourd, rope, whip, wild knife and green hat. Without a gourd, Lord Dog is still Lord Dog~! Let alone this time There are many people, all relying on Lord Dog to lead the team, and the geometric increase in difficulty is not a joke."

If there is no cuckold, Chen Ergou would give "Little Fish" a big compliment, but now he can only give him a slap in the face, and discussed with the director team: "Let's make a compromise, keep the two! We must also consider emergencies , I am only one person after all.”

The director team heard the words and thought about it, and finally agreed.

In the end, Chen Ergou kept the gourd and wild knife, and the rest were confiscated.

After the inspection, there was a rumbling sound of helicopter propellers circling outside the hotel, urging everyone to move faster. Two helicopters parked outside the hotel, and the strong wind forced the surrounding green belts to bow their heads. Everyone hurriedly began to pack up their things and prepare to go. No one noticed, Mu Yi Xiaomi secretly ran to the side, and took a whip in full view. She smiled slyly at the camera, put her finger to her mouth, "Shhh, everyone help keep it secret." Then she hurried out, bent over and got on the plane.

The helicopter roared a booming tune, and began to return to the blue sky with two crooked turns. Pass the hotel and fly straight to the sea.

The familiar "victory" battle song sounded in the live broadcast room, and the familiar rhythm returned to the live broadcast room again.

Flying on the boundless sea, a few guys who took a helicopter for the first time were either holding on to the safety rope in the cabin and not letting go, or they were so excited that they yelled at the sea. For the first collective wilderness trip, there seemed to be endless topics to talk about.

Peng Yuyan and Chen He, two optimists, also led the singing, "Pack up your bags and set off now to find the blooming flowers in your heart."

"As soon as we embrace youth, we will be complete. If you bloom leisurely, butterflies will come. Come on a trip that you can go as soon as you want. If you want to be the most careless, just start now." A hymn of youth, the five tones go away

After flying for about half an hour, dots of small islands began to appear in front of us, and a beautiful and unique trident island appeared in front of us. Seeing the beautiful beach and rows of palm trees from the plane, I finally feel beautiful again.

"Is that the destination? What a beautiful island." Muyi Xiaomi propped his chin to enjoy the scenery, wearing sunglasses as if he was a tourist. This little girl has good means, Lin Yun'er is almost becoming her little follower.

"It feels pretty good to live here for a week."

"Why didn't the plane land? You don't want to parachute, do you?" Huang Jiaozhu suddenly muttered with the sea breeze blowing.

Everyone was shocked, "No way, I didn't skip it once."

"The wind is so strong, what if it falls into the sea?"

"Little fish, you are so calm, don't you usually skip?"

Peng Yuyan is also muscular, always smiling and revealing two small dimples, he looks like a reliable guy, said: "I want to dance, but I don't have a chance to try it."

Chen Ergou comforted: "Don't think about it. You haven't learned how to try skydiving. There are only two parachute bags on the plane for whom to jump. Everyone is wearing life jackets. I think the possibility of jumping into the sea is more likely. ..."

This sentence did not make everyone feel at ease, and was unfortunately hit by his crow's mouth.

There is no safe landing place on the edge of the island, and the last distance must be dived and swam. The helicopter hovered a few meters above the water surface, and the sea below was completely rippled.

Chen Ergou said helplessly: "Okay, now I have to say a few words. Everyone put the things that are easy to fall off, such as glasses and hats, into the backpack first, and tighten the life jacket. When jumping for a while, stand one by one. On the horizontal bar outside the cabin, turn your back on your back. Pay attention, don’t jump up, or your forehead will be flattened. Is there anyone who can’t swim? Please raise your hand if you can’t swim?”

Everyone took a deep breath nervously and began to prepare.

A timid head raised its hand, "Ouba, I can't swim~"

Chen Ergou nodded to accept it, and said: "I want to explain that swimming in the sea is not the same as swimming in a swimming pool. The backpack is sealed and waterproof, and it can be used as a swimming ring if you throw it down before jumping. Sit at the back. Who's the first to jump?"

Peng Yuyan looked around and volunteered: "I'll come first!"

"Come on, fish!"

"Come on, little fish!"

Everyone cheered, Chen Ergou smiled, the morale is commendable!

He opened all the doors with a bang, and the strong wind swept into the cabin crazily, and the atmosphere became tense in an instant. Everyone watched Peng Yuyan walk to the side of the cabin, Huang Lei helped him check the lifejacket, and said, "Don't jump up!"

"clear!"

He was very courageous, holding the horizontal bar with one hand and looking down. Chen Ergou said: "Throw the backpack down first, you can use the backpack as a swimming ring after diving. The waves will be a little bumpy, and you will get used to it quickly. I will give you another task..."

"What mission?"

Chen Ergou handed him a parachute bag behind the seat and said, "Here are two parachute bags. Even if we don't skydive, we don't want to waste it. You can take one down."

"OK, leave it to me."

After finishing the final preparations, he drew a sign of the cross on his chest with one hand, and with a strange cry of "Yahou", he flipped back into the sea. It's just that I didn't grasp the posture well, and my butt fell into the water with a "plop", causing a big wave.

There was a burst of "666" in the live broadcast room.

"Haha, buttocks backward flat sand falling wild goose style diving."

"Full score for courage, negative score for posture."

"Xiaoyu... When did you give Peng Yuyan such a nickname?"

The second one is Master Huang. He was not to be outdone, he didn't do a backflip, and just jumped into the water with both feet. Although it was not pleasing to the eye, it was the safest.

"Xiaomi is the third one to jump, Mr. Huang, you follow, pay attention to her safety."

Huang Lei came over and said, "Leave it to me."

Muyi Xiaomi came to the side of the plane in fear, Chen Ergou helped her throw the bag down, and said: "Don't look, the more you look, the more frightened you are, just hold your nose and jump down."

She is not afraid of heights, but it is the first time she does this, so she is inevitably a little scared.

Lin Yuner encouraged from behind: "Come on, O'Neill, be careful."

Muyi Xiaomi smiled and said: "I will, see you later." After speaking, he pinched his nose and jumped down.

Chen Ergou felt relieved after watching her resurface.

Huang Lei and Chen He were nervous at first, but now they couldn't care less, because they were worried about Xiaomi's safety, they didn't dare to leave Xiaomi alone for too long, so they jumped down one by one.

Everyone is very friendly along the way, and the quality of unity has also been demonstrated for the first time, winning unanimous praise. The water friends in the live broadcast room also praised: "The people selected for this show are very pleasing to the eye, and they have a good temper."

"Justice League, I kind of like them."

"It's over, let's not talk about chasing variety shows in the future, should I still follow live broadcasts? I'm still working overtime."

Chen Ergou didn't jump down. The place where he dived was only tens of meters away from the coast. The helicopter just hovered in the sky. He always paid attention to everyone's safety. It wasn't until everyone stepped on the beach that they said to the driver: "Please increase the altitude!"

While everyone below looked up, the helicopter whirred up to a thousand meters above the sky, "Wow, what are they going to do?"

"You don't want to skydive, do you?"

"Is it possible to skydive here? What if I fall into the sea, why not just jump off?"

On the plane, Lin Yuner was ready to dive, but now she put on the parachute strap in a daze, "Ouba, don't we dive?"

Chen Ergou said: "Do you like taking seawater baths very much? After swimming, your clothes are completely soaked, and your body is salty and there is no fresh water to wash it. It's not very comfortable. Don't worry, we will fly over there!"

After speaking, he took out the only parachute left on the helicopter and carried it on his back.

"666, skydiving and skydiving!"

"Do you want to dance with Yun'er, Lord Dog? The routine is too deep."

"The girl let go, let me!"

After the helicopter flew straight to an altitude of 1,500 meters, the small islands in the camera were all green bean buns, and the vast sea was completely flat when viewed from a high altitude. The high-altitude wind became even more violent, and the blowing hair danced wildly. Such a vision, such a landscape, is also thrilling.

After Chen Ergou tied Lin Yuner and himself, he moved to the side of the plane and shouted loudly in Korean: "Trust me, we will land safely on the beach!"

"Ouba, I believe in you."

I can't help it if I don't believe it.

Lin Yuner gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and hugged her tightly with both hands, completely looking like she was going to die, which made the audience laugh.

"OK, hold on to me. Close your eyes... let's go!"

As soon as the body tilted, it turned into a heavy conjoined stone and fell rapidly. The camera rotated and tumbled in the air, and the scenery of the sea and the blue sky exchanged with each other, and the long white clouds were around.

Lin Yun'er boldly opened her eyes, and felt dizzy for a moment, she couldn't help opening her mouth wide and screaming. As soon as she opened her mouth, the wind kept pouring into her mouth, her face was deformed, and the feeling of weightlessness made her mind go blank. If you don't wear goggles, you can't open your eyes.

It wasn't until a few seconds later that the body was strangled severely, the parachute opened, and the feet fell down again, before looking around blankly. Kojima became bigger and bigger in sight, and gradually he could clearly see the teammates waving below.

The live broadcast room was also full of excitement, and the small gifts for rewards jumped up like flying.

Chen Ergou kept adjusting the direction of landing, and finally landed accurately on the beach. The director team who had been cautiously keeping an eye on it and did not intervene was also greatly relieved.

Until her feet were firmly on the ground again, Lin Yuner was still as confused as in a dream.

Everyone swarmed up to help, Peng Yuyan said enviously: "Handsome, Mr. Dog, I would have experienced it if I knew it."

Huang Jiaozhu said: "This is the boldness of Yigao people. We even have to swim slowly to get to an island, but he flew down from the sky." Huang Lei nodded and said: "It can be seen that usually learning a subject is interesting Outdoor sports can really improve the quality of life.”

Chen Ergou wiped his face and said with a wry smile: "What quality can it have? The saliva is all sprayed on my face."

Muyi Xiaomi helped Lin Yuner take off her backpack, Lin Yuner also gradually came to her senses, and was immediately embarrassed when she heard this sentence. Her saliva is still sticking to her face, the evidence is conclusive and indistinguishable.

Recalling just now, it may be because I have never observed the world I usually live in from this angle in a free-falling posture. The direct result is that the body is completely out of order.

Because I was completely ignorant halfway, I didn't even know what I did.

He just stared at Chen Ergou in a daze, not knowing what to do. Never in her life, she swore, had she experienced more freedom than at that moment; but, strangely enough, never had she missed the land and the earth more.

Everyone returned to the beach together, put their backpacks and parachutes together, and then suddenly shouted: "Yeah~ finally landed on the island!")!!