Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

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"You are all a group of uncles!"

Chen Ergou is also helpless, what else can he do, of course he chooses to forgive... sharpen his sword and rush to the pig snake!

"Let me help you cook." Huang Lei's cooking skills are not bad, he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the lobster backpack, ready to clean it.

The task of leader Huang is to lead the team to find stones to build a stove. Chen Ergou specifically asked, "Our kitchen utensils only have a saucepan, which is too simple. It is best to find that kind of thin slate, and make a coconut and berry barbecue on the slate later. In addition, make a few chopsticks and the like."

"Stone barbecue, it sounds delicious, leave it to us! Peng Yuyan come with me."

Peng Yuyan said: "I want to see how they kill pigs, aren't you curious?"

Master Huang smiled and said, "I want to see it too. I had a pig-killing banquet when I was a child, but that was many years ago. But now it's more important to eat, my stomach is already croaking."

Peng Yuyan thought about it, so he honestly followed him to find the stone.

Huang Lei also politely ordered Chen Hedao, "Xiaohe, we have to clean up these lobsters and crabs."

Boss Chen He was reluctant, but he still walked over and said, "To be honest, I really like crayfish, but looking at this pile of stuff makes my scalp tingle. It's definitely the first time in my life to do it myself! "

"If there is one, there are two. I hope you will get used to it naturally."

Chen He burst into tears immediately, choking with tears without words.

Seeing him acting like a fool, Xiaomi was worried. She was quite concerned about the ingredients she brought back, and said: "Chen He, don't be careless, let the lobster run into the sea, we managed to catch it."

It was rare for Chen He to be looked down upon by girls, so he got tough for a while, and said: "I will issue a military order to run one tonight, so I won't eat it for this banquet."

"Forget you."

Xiaomi also volunteered and asked for an errand to clean up those plant ingredients with Yun'er. Including Jerusalem artichoke, berries, thatch roots, and a little bracken, and I can help clean up dead lobsters and crabs.

There are pigs, shrimps, crabs, vegetables, snakes...

At first glance, there are quite a lot of ingredients, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a banquet.

But delicious food needs to wait, and it has to be done step by step.

Chen Ergou came to the beach with the pig and the python, tore off a piece of snake skin and handed it to Yun'er, "Yun'er, do you want to catch it for me?"

"Don't~" Xiao Nizi walked away in disgust.

Chen Ergou encouraged: "Yun'er, I think you are quite bold, and your performance today exceeded my expectations. If it was in school, I would have given you a certificate. This snake was brought back by you. How brave. You have to be consistent. Besides, there is nothing to be afraid of, whether it is a live snake or a dead snake. In the future, when we explore the wilderness, we may have more chances to encounter snakes. We can’t shrink back every time.”

Yun'er was not fooled, she could hang an oil pot with her mouth pursed up, expressing her dissatisfaction.

When one trick failed, Chen Ergou's eyes rolled, and he immediately changed to a new method and continued to fool, saying: "Do you have any friends around you who like to scare girls with fake snakes and fake insects?"

Yun'er thought for a while, then hesitated and said: "There are... so few. There are a few bad brothers who always like to scare people with insects, childish ghosts~"

Chen Ergou smiled and said, "That's right. If you can overcome your fear of snakes, if someone scares you with fake snakes in the future, you can scare them back with real snakes. What a prestige."

The audience in the live broadcast room can't watch it anymore——

"Flicker, keep fooling."

"What kind of game is this playing, Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma Wolf? What a shame."

"Master Dog, what kind of bad taste is this, tricking little girls into playing with snakes?"

"5555, don't be fooled by the goddess, why not play with snakes."

"It's over, I'm going to play the snake goddess in the future. The snake demon is not bad, so get back, get back, get back~"

Behind him, Xiaomi was still holding back his laughter, thinking: Just play around with your strength.

Ke Yun'er's expression has obviously loosened,

She seemed to be constructing a picture of scaring a snake, "Okay, just help you once." She firmly raised an index finger, then walked over with an awkward expression and almost closed her eyes, stretched out her hand to grab it and Don't dare to catch.

Chen Ergou stuffed the snake into her palm and screamed again, but luckily he didn't throw it away. Yun'er pinched the snake's neck and said in a panic, "Is this all right? Yay, Ouba, hurry up, I feel that it's still moving around in my palm."

The "snake-fearing party" next to him, Chen He, was also very happy to watch the excitement, and booed, "My old grandma won't help me, so I will obey you."

"Don't throw it away, hold on tight, don't relax."

Chen Ergou ordered, grabbed the snake skin with both hands and pulled it down suddenly, peeling off the snake skin including the internal organs like undressing. In a blink of an eye, the whole python was only left with white snake flesh, and the tail was still twitching convulsively.

"Oh, my God." Yuner's mouth became O-shaped.

Chen He also praised exaggeratedly, "It's amazing, my dog! No wonder your nickname is Snake Maniac, it's clearly the Snake Devil Party... You can just set up a snake devil party, and you can call yourself Party leader!"

Huang Lei clicked his tongue repeatedly, "The snake demon deserves it."

Xiaomi was also dumbfounded, "Is it so easy?"

The snake's skin has been cleaned, and Yun'er is still holding on to the snake's flesh tightly, not daring to let go. After being dead for so long, she can still feel the snake's flesh convulsing in the palm of her hand. As soon as he turned around, he flicked the long snake back in his hand habitually, and immediately handed the whole limp worm in front of Xiaomi, and panicked Xiaomi and Chen He, who were watching the excitement and were caught off guard: "Don't take it!"

Yun'er's eyes lit up, and she approached more boldly, "Sister, it's dead."

"That's also a snake, put it down, put it down quickly." Xiaomi stepped back step by step.

Yun'er laughed loudly and chased after her, "Damn it, don't be afraid, it's all turned into flesh."

"Ahhhh—"

Xiaomi took out the fastest sprint in his life and fled this coast, until he ran a long way and still complained to her, "Who would hold a snake and chase people on a deserted island to play. I'm going to collapse, Yoona, put it down!" , or my sister is really angry."

Yun'er opened her "crocodile mouth" and laughed loudly, so proud that she completely forgot how she was afraid of snakes just now. But she only had Xiaomi as her backer on the island, so she didn't dare to offend sister Xiaomi too much. He took it back and went to scare Chen Ergou again, and put the snake around his neck, but Chen Ergou would not be afraid of this, so he smiled and said, "Is it fun?"

"Fun..."

It was too fruitless to scare Chen Ergou, so he turned to look at Chen He who was worried on the other side, and when Chen He couldn't defend against the scare, he suddenly launched an offensive and rushed over. Chen He couldn't escape in time, so he sat down on the beach, and then the snake was placed on his face, and he wanted to cry without tears, "It's too much, Yoona. I still like Girls' Generation so much!"

"Hahaha~"

There is even more joy in the live broadcast room, why don't you be so funny~

"I laughed so hard, is this a big reversal?"

"I may have met a fake teacher Zeng."

"The difference between a goddess and a female nerve is only one word, laugh and cry!"

"The latest broadcast from the "Wild God of Cookery" TV station: The Snake Demon Party was established today. The leader of the party is Chen Ergou, and the party member is Lin Yuner.

"Tear it up, tear it up! No monthly pass~"

They had a lot of trouble, Chen Ergou and Huang Lei were not idle, and they had successfully operated on the pig's head. Huang Lei finally washed off the mud and resin armor, but looked at the thick bristles and worried, "The wild boar bristles are too hard, how can I remove the hair?"

"If you have an earthen stove, just boil the water and boil it. Now you can only peel the skin." Chen Er cut a hole in the pig's trotter with a knife, and slowly peeled the skin around. Huang Lei firmly held the pig's trotter.

Chen Ergou pulled up his brute force and tore it down, "Tear~"

The audience was stunned, "Can pig skin be torn like this?" However, the scene in front of them directly made people doubt the world view. A wild knife kept cutting the wound carefully, separating the skin from the meat.

With the help of delicate knife skills, he tore faster and faster.

The pig's head was cut off with the last knife, and the whole pig's skin was torn off, revealing the glistening subcutaneous fat.

Looking at the almost complete pigskin in Chen Ergou's hands, even Huang Lei began to doubt life, "How can you still tear the skin like this? I've lived so long, and this is the first time I've seen anyone do this!"

Chen He flattered and said: "Master Dog, my admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it is like the water of the Yellow River, which is out of control. Quickly lend me your thigh to hug me, I want to get a little fairy air."

The old god Chen Ergou was polishing his jungle knife twice on the stone, and said with a murderous look: "Very good, I like to hear people praise me, don't stop, use French, English, Korean, Greek Translate all the languages ​​one by one and praise them one by one."

"..." Chen He was suddenly embarrassed, and everyone laughed.

Chen Ergou said: "Come on, help lift it up, let's move quickly, it's time to take out the internal organs."

Chen He and Huang Lei straddled their front legs, one on the left and the other on the right. Before they could clearly see that Chen Ergou had opened his body, they felt the knife flash before them, and Chen Ergou had already withdrawn the knife.

"Is this the end?"

Chen Ergou nodded, walked to the side and patted his belly a few times, a line of blood suddenly broke from the middle, gradually extended from the neck to the tail, and with a little force, the whole pig fell into the water with a "crash" and all flowed down.

It was already evening at this time, and the water friends who got off work flocked here, and the several live broadcast rooms were full of people. In Chen Ergou's main live broadcast room, the popularity has exceeded 25 million, and all of them came to watch the pig-killing feast. The water friends who happened to see this scene were all dumbfounded——

"It's too hanging, what kind of knife skill is this?"

"I'm dazzled, has Lord Dog really used a knife?"

"This forces me to give full marks, not afraid of your pride."

"Two dogs: I have a knife against the wind, do I need to tell you, am I proud?"

Beside Xiaomi and Yun'er were staring at little stars, and instantly became little fans.

The cheers on the beach were too exaggerated, making the hearts of the two people busy in the camp itchy. The leader Huang shouted from a long distance, "Why is your place so lively, do you still need help?"

"...Brother Ming, bring some broad bush leaves over here!"

Hearing the call, the two of them didn't care about halfway to the crooked stone stove. The wind picked up a few leaves like the wind and ran over to watch.

Then Chen Ergou began to process the pig offal.

Those standing here, including Huang Xiaochu, have never personally done the work of butchering a pig, they can only watch him busy.

"Wild boars with thick hair and thick skin have a very mixed diet. Bamboo shoots, herbs, bird eggs, mushrooms, berries, hares, mountain rats, poisonous snakes and centipedes, they eat everything they can eat. They even eat hares and deer cubs. During the Chinese New Year, the village says Pork belly is usually used for pork-killing dishes, and the three-layer pork belly is quite different from domestic pigs, with more lean meat.”

He cut off the middle section with one knife, and put it on a big leaf. Suddenly, the meat and oil shone brightly, making people drool, "Pretty, isn't it?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'" all nodding little heads.

Huang Lei said: "Shall we make pig-killing dishes? That one pig can make a table."

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "The fat and thin ones are more delicious when mixed together, but this traditional pig-killing dish needs to be cooked for more than an hour. We didn't even boil the water. I'm afraid we don't have time tonight. There is not so much water to make this dish, but there are many good things about wild boar. The most important thing is that the content of linoleic acid in the fatty acids in wild boar is 2.5 times that of ordinary pork. Do you know linoleic acid?"

Huang Jiaozhu said: "I know a little about this. It seems to be the most important and necessary fatty acid for the human body, because the human body cannot directly synthesize it and needs to be extracted from food."

Chen Ergou nodded and said: "That's right. Linoleic acid has unique effects on human metabolism, heart, brain, blood vessel health care and anti-oxidation of tissue cells." He took out pork belly from the internal organs and said: "If anyone has stomach problems, pork belly Can come in handy."

Xiaomi said: "My stomach is not very good, probably because of the unhealthy diet."

Chen Ergou said: "Then I will save the pork belly for a while, and make a pork belly dish for you tomorrow."

"Pork belly can cure stomach problems?" Huang Jiaozhu expressed doubts, "We often eat this when we cook hot pot."

Chen Ergou explained: "It is limited to the pork belly of wild boar! It is recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica" that wild boar pork belly has the effect of stopping gastritis, strengthening the stomach and tonifying deficiency."

"Modern medical experiments have also shown that wild boar belly contains a large amount of essential amino acids, vitamins and a large number of trace elements, which can help digestion and promote metabolism. It has certain pharmacological effects especially on gastric bleeding, gastritis, gastric ulcer, and intestinal ulcer. "

Xiaomi gave him a charming look, "Thank you."

Chen Ergou was shocked by her heart, and quickly turned his eyes to get busy.

Chen He said with a smirk: "I don't know where the director team is now, and what are you eating at night?"

Peng Yuyan crossed his arms, and the old god said: "I think... Anyway, it can't be better than ours."

And on the small island not far from Poseidon Island, the director team and the rescue team all stayed here, a dozen people stared nervously at the surveillance TV, and when it was time for dinner, they could only hold instant noodles bitterly. "Wheeze", looking at the dazzling array of ingredients on the screen, they all want to cry without tears: "Who is the one who came to the wilderness to survive?"

... [Just love Chinese]