Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter 81 [If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head]

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The desert trip on the road again suddenly became cheerful.

In the orange-red desert, a team of 18 camels lined up in a long line, walking on the tip of the desert wave. Seen from a high altitude, the desert is blown into waves and wrinkles by the wind, and the silk-like desert shape makes people dumbfounded. If a group of photography fanatics come here, they will put their cameras here and don't want to leave.

Looking at the desert from a distance, the scenery is infinite, and looking at the sand dunes up close, there are different shapes.

Especially seeing many desert plants growing on the leeward side of the dunes and at the bottom of the dunes, it is really another hymn of life in the desert.

Facing strong winds, admiring camels, and stepping on sandy mountains all the way, sitting on the back of a tall camel in the lead, Chen Ergou wore a "green hat" complacently, "I don't think anyone can enjoy being alone with me like I do The experience of a whole desert camel team traveling through the desert area of ​​the Sahara Desert.”

Riding on the tall and docile "desert boat" dromedary, he armed himself from head to toe, except for a green hat, the whole body was made into a full "Arabian" style, which not only protects against wind and sand, but also feels full of self With a strong North African style. That's right, it's also for the effect of the program and to "look good" to the audience in the live broadcast room!

If there were no "green hat" bullet screens flying all over the virtual screen at this moment, he might be in a better mood.

"You are really enough, can you make some nutritious barrage?"

He was a little helpless, and laughed at himself: "I like this straw hat with palm olive leaves very much, but I obviously forgot its color when I made it. Isn't life like this, where is it perfect? ​​These days, if you want to live a decent life, You have to wear some green on your head. Haha~~"

It's even more fun in the live broadcast room——

"66666"

"If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head."

"Master Dog, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Poor Lord Dog, I've been single for so long that I'm starting to yearn for cuckolds."

"I gotta say, I want a cuckold like that too."

"Upstairs, find a girl first and talk about it later."

He was in a very high mood, and at this moment, even for a man who had seen the past like him, the Sahara brought a different feeling.

He didn’t bother with the audience very much, and came here casually, and started the small class of Professor Dog: “I have to say, you will be very lucky to have a camel in your desert journey.”

"They'll tell you when it's time to stop, the whirlwind is right in front of you. They'll tell you when to go faster because the desert oasis is right ahead. They'll also tell you where the swarms of poisonous scorpions are lying in wait, even in the When you run out of food, give you food that doesn't need to be refrigerated...all from camels."

"And the current direction is to move to the country of Algeria. Traveling in the desert, apart from the endless scenery, it is actually difficult to encounter various creatures. Those invisible creatures are usually more poisonous, such as snakes, scorpions, spiders, etc. Etc. The most common animal is the scorpion. In an emergency, you can eat it. Remove its tail and internal organs, and you can eat it. It is said that the taste is a bit salty but still relatively crisp. It can replenish your lost body fluids and Protein, bring you precious time to survive. Bugs can be eaten raw or cooked, they are rich in protein, the protein content is ten times that of beef, and it is the best dry food for crossing the desert.”

In order to make everyone less boring, he will tell the audience opposite the camera some experience and little knowledge about desert survival at any time.

"When traveling in the desert, the importance of direction recognition is needless to say. Because most of the deserts are flat and there are not many reference objects to identify the walking direction, it is easy to turn around or deviate from the original route during hiking. In the case of getting lost in the desert, many novices panic, overwhelmed, and desperate because of their psychological quality.

The last thing waiting for him will be death. Ordinary people usually use compass and GPS positioning. But here I seriously remind everyone that this is a very, very important point. When identifying directions, use a compass instead of GPS, and use GPS instead of a compass. "

"Only one standard can be used, and it cannot be mixed!"

"If you don't have any tools to identify the direction, you can calculate your footsteps and calculate the possibility of offset according to the map, which is the degree of the XY axis curve in high school mathematics. When you reach a certain time, you should look left and right. Even leave a location mark, and explore whether there is a target on both sides. If you are not good at math, then use the simplest method, walk a straight line! Find a reference, such as a tree, a pile of grass, from this tree Go to the big tree on the opposite side, and then look back at this tree to identify the next target reference object. As long as the three points are in a line, you won't go around in circles."

"Everyone knows that my ability to identify directions is very strong. In fact, I mainly look at the sun. In my worldview, I don't trust any reference easily, except for large celestial bodies, the sun, the moon and stars, because they can't lie. Different seasons The orbit of the sun will change, but it will always move in a parallel circle."

Although he was just on his way, the popularity of the live broadcast room did not decrease at all, but became more and more popular. The audience listened to Chen Ergou's commentary, and they all enjoyed it. , The rewards of Buddha jumping over the wall one by one

"The sun? Lord Dog is also a man of temperament, I like the sun too!"

"Professor Dog's small classroom knowledge is too scary, but fortunately there is no exam."

"Master Dog is much better than our geography teacher."

"Tearful eyes, if our geography teacher was Lord Dog, I wouldn't fail the subject."

In fact, the speed of the camel is really not slow. The further you go to the hinterland of this desert, the more bizarre the landform changes you encounter along the way.

What I felt the most along the way was the ubiquitous wind and sand in the Sahara Desert.

It can be said that it is commonplace, and it is extremely powerful.

When a large storm occurs, a large sand column with a diameter of tens of meters and a vortex several miles wide can often swirl people and animals several kilometers away, and accidents of human and animal burials often occur. Before each storm, the sky is purple, the temperature is hot, the high temperature is 56 degrees Celsius, and it drops to zero at night, and there is almost no rain throughout the year. ?

Just when Chen Ergou was complacent and thought it would be an easy journey, a sudden sandstorm gave him a slap in the face—he simply ate dried meat on the back of a camel at noon and drank some monkeys. Bread juice drink, at three o'clock in the afternoon, first a hot wind blew from the depths of the desert.

Afterwards, the wind wrapped in yellow sand hit the face, and in an instant, the sandstorm roared.

Under the violence of the sandstorm demon, the world was suddenly in chaos, and there were pouring sand and suffocating ash everywhere, which made people feel creepy. Chen Ergou hurriedly got off the back of the camel, hid in the camels and wrapped his mouth and nose tightly. The surrounding area was filled with sand and dust with a strong earthy smell, and the choking person could not speak.

In the Sahara Desert, the most terrible thing is the windy day. The temper of the Sahara is capricious, and on days of high winds it is tyrannical, ravaging with the most violent winds and yellow sands any creature that tries to trample upon it.

It was sunny and sunny just now, but in a blink of an eye, it was like a rampant yellow sand giant waving its fists wantonly, and the entire audience in the live broadcast room was frightened.

No matter how good the recording equipment is, the speakers of the audience are full of whistling winds. The high-definition camera is also full of dense sand particles roaring past.

"I can't go anymore, I have to stop..."

As soon as he yelled, a mouthful of dust filled his mouth, and he tactfully shut up.

But this was not over. What he didn't know was that a more violent wave was coming.

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