Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Ji Changze didn't look carefully just now. Now he came back and took a look at the cave. He found that the environment here was really hard to describe.

Generally speaking, this cave is very good. Although it is a cave, it is quite high and wide. There is no water or anything, and it is dry and cool.

But now it's full of stuff.

For example, there are all kinds of bucket noodles, spicy strips, dry noodles, and milk tea. Although he is wearing a monk's robe, he has a mobile phone in his pocket and a computer next to him.

Indeed, he is a modern practitioner, quite keeping pace with the times.

On the computer screen, group messages were still flashing rapidly one after another.

Monkey King: [Which Taoist friend is overcoming the tribulation? The lightning flashes here in Xicheng are very scary. 】

I am the little watermelon spirit who is omnipotent in heaven and on earth: [Is it Brother Niu? He seems to be about to pass the tribulation stage, Boss Niu. 】

Boss Niu: [It wasn’t me, my wife beat me up, and my state fell back again. 】

The frog wants to eat swan meat: [It's me, I have successfully overcome the tribulation, come and give everyone a red envelope to celebrate. 】

When the red envelope came out, a group of people opened it and howled again.

【penny! Cheapskate! 】

[It’s only a dime in total, so don’t call me a frog, just call him Tie Gong. 】

The frog wants to eat swan meat; [A dime is good. Do you think it is easy for us frogs to make money? We catch mosquitoes with our tongues every day, and only after catching a thousand mosquitoes can we exchange for one dollar. Life is difficult. 】

Ji Changze knew from looking at their chat records that these people were just joking.

The group name is [China Non-Human Alliance], and the group announcement reads: All non-humans are welcome to join the group and contribute to the non-human group.

At first glance, it looked like a group used for fun. He looked at his group name again.

The repairer is Ze.

Simple, rough and rough.

Ji Changze didn't understand why a real cultivator would join such a group that was purely for fun.

He started looking at his memories.

No wonder the original owner joined. It turned out that he thought this group was real.

The original owner was an abandoned baby who was picked up by an old cultivator. He found that he had good bones and spiritual roots, so he began to teach him how to practice. He hoped that he would not be able to ascend, so he let the original owner ascend.

Speaking of the old cultivator, he was just a temple priest at first, but later he became a monk by accident and lived for more than five hundred years. He knew clearly that he was an alien to ordinary people, so he never dared to show his face. Hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. Later, when the Kingdom of China was established, gradually, the deep mountains and old forests no longer meant that human beings were rare. There were villages here, and the old cultivators realized that their time was running out, so they no longer had to cover up or hide. After living for many years, he generously built a Taoist temple at the bottom of the mountain.

Everyone in the village knew that the old monk was a Taoist. He didn't like to go down the mountain and only came out when he was buying rice. Although he didn't have a medical license, he was good at treating doctors. Therefore, anyone in the village who had a headache or fever would come to him. Sometimes I give something as a reward, and sometimes I give money directly.

This cave was also discovered by an old cultivator. Cultivating here can get twice the result with half the effort.

Speaking of the original owner, he was just an abandoned baby who was picked up and made a monk. It was okay at first, but when he grew up and saw the outside world, he was unwilling to continue squatting in the cave without letting anyone find him. exists.

Why do you have to hide yourself if you want to live forever? If others can't live forever, it's because they don't have the ability. If he can live forever, that's because he is superior to others.

He did not agree with the old monk's mentality of just concentrating on cultivation, but believed that he was born superior and should rule the entire world.

That's right, rule the world.

The original owner would naturally not think about the fact that he knew nothing but cultivation, let alone the fact that a bullet from a cannon shot into his heart could make him belch.

Cultivators are inherently more powerful than ordinary people.

He is so confident.

He didn't dare when the old cultivator was there, for fear that the master would suppress him, but when the old cultivator died, he immediately took the savings left by the old cultivator to him and eagerly prepared his own plan.

I first bought a mobile phone and played games happily for three months.

After playing the game enough and knowing some modern things, I bought another computer, registered a chat account, and started trying to find similar allies.

The original owner has been learning either Taoism or Kung Fu since he was a child, and has not had much contact with the outside world. This is not because the old cultivator does not want to teach him, but it is because the old cultivator has the mentality of people five hundred years ago, and has no understanding of today's technology. The product is not interested at all, and they don't think there is anything to teach them. Anyway, they just need to practice hard. It is easy to be distracted by these foreign objects.

Therefore, the original owner had a desire to be a villain, but his brain and vision could not keep up.

He has also figured out that with his own cultivation level, it is really difficult for him to dominate the world. Let alone world domination, just talking about China, people can be suppressed before they leave the province.

Since you can't fight alone, find a partner.

So, when he was wandering around the forum one time, he saw this advertisement recruiting group members.

Advertisements are almost the same as group announcements.

Most people would know at a glance that this was for fun, but the original owner couldn't tell. He really thought it was a non-human communication group, so he joined in excitedly.

He still had some brains, knowing that he could not figure out whether he had just met an enemy or a friend, so he dived to observe first. As a result of such observation, the original owner was heartbroken to find that these goblin cultivators, who were not ordinary humans like him, had no ambition at all. nothing!

They have abilities that surpass ordinary people. What they want is not to stand in a high position and have a higher status to have others serve them, but to live a mediocre life like ordinary people, even! They still need to find a job! !

Like that frog who actually used mosquitoes in exchange for money.

The original owner couldn't believe that his future allies were actually such a bunch of things.

But this group should have included all non-humans in China. No matter how much he disliked it, he still tolerated it, patiently planned to get along with them, cultivate feelings, and then drag them together after the feelings were cultivated. To carry out the great cause of global domination.

The original owner had a very good idea. After he planned to integrate the whole world, he planned to open a harem of 30,000 people (Ji Changze: ...can he hold it?), and then he would be crowned and ascended to the throne, returning to the ancient imperial system. , and because of his immortality, he will continue to do it for a long time.

After reading it, Ji Changze’s expression looked like this: = =

Yes, the original owner is such a naive and ambitious chuunibyou.

In fact, it is quite normal for him to be in the second grade at this age. However, he does have the matching ability. After that, the original owner began to implement his plan. He first attracted the group friends, and when the group friends began to complain about the unsmooth cultivation, he transformed himself from an old monk. Tell others what you have learned, and then confidently wait for the other person to appreciate you.

If the group friends are really non-human, maybe this trick will work.

But he is not a group friend, he is just doing it for fun.

For example, one of the high school students in the group is nicknamed Big Black Bear in the group, and his identity is Black Bear Spirit.

One day he said: I don’t know why I’m losing hair all over my body, and my cultivation has stagnated. Is there anything you can do?

The original owner saw it and saw that this was a good opportunity to recruit a younger brother!

He immediately went to look for the book left by the old monk. After searching for most of the night, he finally found a way. He replied to the group of friends and said: You are suffering from overnutrition. You must have absorbed too much spiritual energy recently. Stop practicing first and shave your whole body. Hair, when the hair starts to grow, just soak in the hot springs next time and practice.

At that time, more than 2,000 group messages had been posted.

The high school student needed to go to bed early and didn't see it at all. When he woke up the next day, he found someone who was too lazy to scroll up and continued to chat happily.

But what about looking at it from the perspective of the original owner?

After he discovered the problem of the black bear spirit, he spent most of the night searching through ancient books, and found a way to help the black bear spirit solve the problem with great difficulty. However, the black bear spirit actually ignored him at all and was still laughing and joking with others in the group. .

The original owner almost died of anger.

I have good intentions to help you, but this is how you treat me?

Or are you saying that because you maintain your identity as a goblin, you look down on me, a human monk?

Yes, although I don’t know why there are still six or seven goblins alive today that the master said were extinct three thousand years ago, the original owner still remembers the words taught by the old monk.

Goblins practice faster than humans, and once they become goblins, their lifespan is longer than that of humans. They don't have to work hard to gain immortality like humans, and their attack power is even more powerful than humans.

Therefore, after discovering that he was the only human monk in this group, the original owner felt inferior.

The more inferior a person is, the more sensitive they are and the more they think.

Coupled with the information asymmetry, one regards the water group as a way to relax, while the other regards the group as a gathering point for serious non-human beings. Therefore, in the eyes of the original owner, this black bear spirit looks down on himself.

He would retaliate, endured it, and continued to pretend to be a snake. After the other party told him the city where he was, he lied that he was also in that city, and then agreed to it when the high school student laughed and said, "We are gay."

Then he bought a ticket to go to the city where the high school student was, and then killed him with one blow.

High school students are also wronged.

He was tired of studying and wanted to find something fun to relax his mind. He joined such a bragging group and bragged every day to relax himself. Who knew he would meet such a psychopath like the original owner.

I originally thought it was a happy meeting with netizens, and I even spared some of my homework time to give it to the original owner.

As a result, before they met and introduced each other, they were beaten violently.

The original owner also hoped to convince the other party and then accept him as his younger brother. After all, there were only a few goblins in the whole country of China. Killing each one would be one less (in his opinion), so he did not kill him.

As for the original owner, he waited for a long time before the opponent turned into a prototype and surrendered to him. He simply took a photo of the opponent with a bruised nose and face and sent it to the group. When the whole group was confused, he said that this was the end of looking down on him. Don't think that humans The monk can't defeat the goblin. He clearly remembers the city where everyone in the group is. If they surrender, we will be a family from now on. If they are not convinced, he will come one by one to convince them.

The group of friends were confused at first, but when they heard the original owner say this as a monk, they immediately thought that this was an internet picture they had found from somewhere, and they were so confused that they wanted to do something fun like this.

Everyone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, after praising and playing, next time they will do the same thing in person, they will continue to talk about their own things.

The original owner, who thought they would all be frightened to the point of kneeling down and begging for mercy: "..."

A high school student who was beaten so hard that his nose and face were bruised and his friends thought he was joking: "..."

The original owner's brain circuit turned to "They really still look down on me", and he went home angrily, preparing to concentrate on training. When his cultivation level was high, he would not let go of any of these "jokes" on him, and sooner or later he would be in trouble. He wants to get it back.

Later, while he was practicing, the high school student was finally rescued and told that he was beaten up by a crazy netizen. The police traced the original owner based on surveillance.

Although the original owner has a high level of cultivation, he doesn't know anything. He can fight one person at a time, but not a dozen at a time.

He firmly believed that this was a black bear spirit who had taken refuge with ordinary humans, and actually wanted to use ordinary humans to catch him. He hated him even more when he was a high school student. After that, he was just arrested at the police station. Something happened in the sky, and huge meteorites fell one after another. All over the world, some exploded and disappeared in mid-air, while others fell to the center of cities with great impact.

While everything was in chaos, the world quietly changed.

The spiritual power brought by the explosion of the meteorite changed the earth. The spiritual power was revived and cultivation was no longer as difficult as before. The animals that were originally just ordinary animals began to absorb the spiritual power instinctively, becoming larger and more wild. At that time, the whole world suffered heavy losses due to meteorites falling into cities, and they did not have the energy or extra ability to pay attention to these. By the time they discovered something was wrong, it was too late.

Animals are running rampant in the city, undersea creatures have begun to surface and attack fishing boats, and birds in the sky have begun to attack aircraft.

Taking advantage of this chaos and the recovery of spiritual power, the original owner succeeded in escaping from prison, because now everything was in chaos, and his monk ability really allowed him to gather a group of people to become kings on their own. As a result, the government also Without bothering to care about him, he let the mutated animal take the gourd first.

Logically speaking, apart from that unlucky high school student, the original owner had no one to harm.

Although the original owner held a grudge, but everything turned into chaos afterwards, he had no time to hurt the high school student's family. It was necessary to make amends, but there was no need to call Ji Changze.

Ji Changze read it carefully again and finally figured it out.

Every planet will undergo major changes in a given era, but changes do not mean that the civilization will be cleansed. Generally, the laws of time will leave a glimmer of hope for this era.

As long as we seize the opportunity, not only will the great mutation not wipe out the entire civilization, but it will also rise to a higher level.

The original owner is the glimmer of life left by time.

His mission should have been to help mankind overcome difficulties and let the great mutation pass safely.

However, he is really not this material. He only wants to dominate the world, open a harem, and become the master of the entire earth.

If it had been his master, maybe this would have happened.

But if it were him, his own death would not count, and all mankind would miss the last chance to save it.

Then this is a big mistake.

So Ji Changze, the professional scapegoat, came.

Ji Changze was quite suspicious. The system saw that he never went on vacation, so it specially found such a relaxing and simple world for him.

That's no problem.

System: [Prompt the host, the timeline is after the original owner has finished beating the person. 】

Ji Changze: [No, it’s just because I’ve beaten someone, so it’s easy. Didn’t you get it? 】

The system said no more.

Ji Changze began to feel deeply the cultivation level achieved by the original master.

Sure enough, he has a good foundation. He spent three days fishing and two days drying nets, but his cultivation level is actually quite high.

The original owner didn't know how to fight, and he didn't have any moves to use. He just had nothing but cultivation.

But it doesn't matter, Ji Changze can fight!

He can memorize a whole warehouse of moves, which is definitely enough.

He closed his eyes and began to practice, thinking in his mind what banner would be better for him this time. Just as he was thinking about it, messy but light footsteps came from down the mountain.

It seems the police are here.

The police are indeed going up the mountain.

The case this time was quite simple. When netizens met, the victim said that the other person was crazy. He beat him up before even saying hello, and left after the beating. After checking the monitoring and chat records, Ji Changze was directly identified.

The villagers at the foot of the mountain also said that a young Taoist priest lived here.

He was adopted by an old Taoist priest. After the old Taoist priest passed away, he had been living on the mountain and never came down. He did go out some time ago. His appearance and clothing description matched those described by the victim.

Because the other party may have violent tendencies, they have dispatched more than a dozen police officers this time, so they are absolutely foolproof.

Seeing that he was about to walk to the mountain gym under the leadership of the villagers, in the distance, the door over there opened.

A young man wearing Taoist robes, wearing Taoist shoes, and with his hair in a bun walked straight towards them. When he approached the police officer standing in front, he found that this man was actually quite good-looking, with a fair face and handsome figure. Slender, and judging from his appearance, he must be twenty years old at most.

Not only were they good-looking, but their gazes were also quite open. When they arrived, they said directly: "Are you here to arrest me?"

The leading police officer was amused: "You know we are here to arrest you?"

"I'm the only one on this mountain. If you didn't come up here just to catch me, how could you still be catching birds?" Ji Changze looked at them calmly and asked, "What did I do? You have to send so many people to catch me." "

This is strange. He obviously looked like he had expected them to come to arrest him, but in the end he didn't know what was going on.

Several police officers standing in front looked at each other. One of them took out a photo of the high school student who was beaten by the original perpetrator and placed it in front of Ji Changze; "Do you know this person?"

After saying that, they saw the calmness in the eyes of the young Taoist priest in front of them suddenly change. He stared at the photo in disbelief for a while, and then asked with a look of resentment and gritted teeth. They: "Did he confess me?"

for?

What is this word?

Aren't they the victims and the perpetrators?

The experienced police officer had already noticed something was wrong. He did not directly say that they were here because Ji Changze had beaten him, but deliberately followed Ji Changze's words.

"You live in this deep mountain and old forest. Where else can we know you except from him."

When he asked this question, what he was actually thinking in his heart was that maybe Ji Changze and the high school student were in a partnership, and the two of them did something else together.

Otherwise, why would Ji Changze ask this question?

After he finished speaking, Ji Changze's expression became even more angry as he expected. His flawless white jade face was full of anger and hatred: "I knew you were a traitor, a coward, and a coward who can't even abide by the rules!!"

After speaking angrily, he asked the police officer: "Where did you keep him? I can go with you, but I have to be locked up with him."

Seeing Ji Changze so angry, the police officer felt heart-wrenching curiosity in his heart.

What on earth did the two of them do together? How could they be so angry after being betrayed?

Could it be those sensitive cases that will be locked up if you speak out?

He grabbed his colleague who was about to speak and continued to follow Ji Changze's words, calmly and seductively: "Why do you want to be locked up with him? Do you want to beat him again?"

The young Taoist priest in front of him had a cold expression on his face: "He has violated the regulations, and I will kill him with my own hands."

My mother.

This one still has a sha're:n tendency.

The threat level needs to be raised.

He was afraid that something would happen if he waited any longer, so he motioned for people to handcuff Ji Changze, but Ji Changze stood there quietly and allowed them to handcuff his hands.

I don't know why, but he looked a little confused. After finishing his ka0, he raised his eyes and asked the police officer standing in front of him: "You all know who I am and you are using something like this to torture me?"

The police officer misunderstood him very well.

I thought he was saying, "There is someone behind me. I have an identity, but you dare to torture me." I immediately smiled and said, "No matter what your identity is, if you commit a crime, you will be handcuffed."

Ji Changze continued to look confused.

I went to the police station and sat there, asking him to confess the facts of his crime.

Ji Changze just kept silent.

He always said the same thing: "Call the black bear spirit, otherwise I won't cooperate."

The police knew that Black Bear Spirit was the victim's group name. Ji Changze refused to cooperate, and his previous remarks made it sound like he had done some shameful things with the high school student. After discussing it, they still went to the high school. born.

After hearing what the police said, he was still sitting on the hospital bed. Because a tooth had been knocked out and his face was swollen, he could only pity the high school student who was eating porridge: "..."

He was going crazy.

"What!! I'm not familiar with him at all. We were just friends. We rarely exchanged words before. Then he said he and I were from the same city, so I joked that we could meet. Who? After knowing that he really agreed, it was like what you saw. As soon as we met, he beat me like crazy. You can see that I can’t move my hands. Until now, I can’t even touch my phone, I can only look at it. television."

His parents were also very angry and distressed.

"Our son is just a child who is still in school. He is so busy just doing homework and going to class every day. He doesn't even have time to spend the pocket money we give him. What can he do? What he does is not up to us, parents and teachers. Under his nose, even if he wanted to go out to meet this netizen this time, he only went after reporting to me. "

Seeing that they were agitated, the police officer could only reassure them: "Don't worry, it's just that Ji Changze insisted on seeing your son, so we came to ask how he could meet him if they were just ordinary friends. Just hit someone?"

"You have to ask him about this. Anyway, I'm really not familiar with him. If I had known that he was so crazy, I wouldn't have seen him at all."

After all, high school students don’t know what the problem is.

The police picked up his mobile phone, opened the group, and began to check the chat records between Ji Changze and him bit by bit. But to ordinary people, these records were just something for fun, and nothing could be seen at all. .

Until the group is opened.

I searched for Ji Changze's news and found the photos he took that day after beating someone and the words he said.

After reading those words, the policemen said: "..."

They found the photo and showed it to the high school student: "Look, did he take this on the day you were beaten?"

The high school student never had a chance to touch his cell phone, and his eyes almost popped out when he saw the embarrassing picture of himself: "This person actually took a picture of what I looked like at that time. He is still not a human being. He will not take these pictures again." Have the photos been posted everywhere?”

The police showed him what Ji Changze said in the group at that time.

High school student: "..."

"When did I look down on him? And what do you mean I look down on him as a human being? Aren't I te:'mu:'d-i also a human being? Does he really think I'm some kind of bear spirit??!!"

The policeman holding the mobile phone said seriously: "Maybe he really thinks you are."

High school student: “???”

Police: "If he is so sincere, it doesn't look like he is fake. Moreover, the rules of your group do not say that you must disguise your identity in front of normal humans. You are not allowed to reveal your identity without authorization or betray the identity of your group members. Violators will be killed." Pardon?"

"That was written as a joke. We are all human beings, so why are we pretending? Everyone knows it was a joke. The group rules were set up by the group leader and us when the group was first established."

"Yes, you know it was a joke. Maybe Ji Changze took it seriously. He was very calm after seeing us, but when he found out that we got his information from you, he became angry and kept saying that you were a traitor and betrayed him. , is it possible that he thinks that everyone in the group is true, and he also thinks that you exposed his identity as a monk to the police. "

The policeman made a reasonable analysis: "Ji Changze has lived in a Taoist gym since he was a child and has never gone to school. Maybe his cognition is somewhat different from that of ordinary people. He may have a mental problem. , so he really beats you because he thinks you look down on his human identity. When he was arrested by the police, he didn’t feel that he was arrested because he hit you, but that you betrayed him and told his truth. The identity of a monk, and he still thinks that you were also caught in prison, as a black bear spirit. "

High school student: "..."

"Isn't this just the lunacy shown in the TV series or something? Is he mentally ill?"

"We're not sure about this yet. We'll have to find a doctor to check and find out that he is making trouble to see you now. The reason may be the same as what I just said. He feels that you have betrayed him."

High school students feel that their three views have been completely washed away.

Is he wronged? Isn't he just too tired from studying and joining a group to brag and relax?

Isn’t everyone just making it up?

There are things like overcoming tribulations, catching mosquitoes, and there is also a guy named Lao Niu in the group. He says he is a vegetarian every day, but he still shows off some pictures of fried chicken burgers.

Why did the guy named Ji Changze take him seriously?

Moreover, he was so unlucky that Silly met Ji Changze and was beaten up. Now he is better. If the other party is really mentally ill, it seems that beating someone with mental illness does not require a sentence, and this guy doesn't even have any relatives. , a person living on the top of a mountain will definitely not even be able to get compensation.

After thinking about it, the high school student stood up and said: "Why am I so unlucky?"

His parents sighed, understanding.

"Forget it, if this is really mental illness, just deal with it, and our family won't pay any compensation."

"You, you! You don't listen when I tell you to study hard. You have to run out to meet netizens before you finish your homework. You also say that you are a man and it's okay. Look, you are crazy!"

The high school student was so aggrieved that he stopped talking.

The investigation of this matter has almost come to an end now. Ji Changze has been considered to be a psychopath. As for the high school student who was beaten, we have checked it up and down. It is true that he is ordinary and cannot be more ordinary. He has not committed any crime. things.

In this way, the matter will be easily handled.

It's just that Ji Changze is still like that. No matter what he asks, he refuses to answer. He keeps saying the same thing: Let the black bear spirit come to see me.

When the news reached the high school student, he felt a sense of revenge in his heart.

"I want to see him!"

Didn't Ji Changze firmly believe that he was the black bear spirit, and he was the one who betrayed him?

And it sounds like he's still angry.

He must go back for revenge.

The high school student thought about it and finally thought of a good way to take revenge and go back.

He wanted to meet Ji Changze face to face and tell this lunatic that he betrayed the other party on purpose, and not only that, he betrayed Ji Changze, and others still didn't know his identity as the black bear spirit.

Since Ji Changze firmly believes in this, he will definitely vomit blood in anger. Hahahahahaha.

The meeting was arranged very smoothly.

The high school student, with a bruised nose and swollen face, limped hard and walked in and sat down. When he saw Ji Changze sitting there quietly wearing a handkerchief and prison uniform, his teeth immediately started to itch with hatred.

"Don't you want to see me? I'm here, come and beat me, come on."

Ji Changze looked at him with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want me to hit you?"

The high school student said proudly: "Don't be ridiculous, you are wearing a handgun, how can you hit me?"

Ji Changze: "Your cultivation level is so bad? You can't even defeat such a small hand?"

Oh my god, this guy is really into the show, and he's also very good at it.

The high school student almost burst out laughing.

He was suppressing his laughter and felt uncomfortable, and stretched out his only intact leg with difficulty: "Come on, you have cultivation, you have high cultivation, if you have high cultivation, you can take your hand away and hit me, hahahaha...ha... …”

His arrogant and proud laughter gradually became stiff after seeing Ji Changze's hand break open with a slight exertion.

Ji Changze took the broken hand ka0 in his hand.

With an expressionless face, in front of the high school students, he twisted the manganese steel hand into a twist.

"Black bear spirit, you are dead."

High school student: "..."

Mom! ! ! There is a monster! ! !