Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Wang Er's body was numb and he felt numb.

This sentence is quite convoluted, but it is indeed a true portrayal of the current situation.

Wang Ermazi, who was numb all over because he had been tied with a rope for a long time, sat on the chair with a look of sadness on his face.

The police can understand him very well. After all, not everyone can survive on the run for an hour after stealing a chicken, stand in a tree for twenty minutes, be tied into a twist, be reported as a sha're:n criminal, and be put on the street. After beating up this series of events, he can still maintain a happy and good mood.

Although Wang Ermazi was looking for him to ask about the human trafficker, since he revealed that he had just stolen a chicken, he naturally had to deal with this case that could be called theft.

"Tell me, whose chicken you stole."

The police comrade who asked the question and Wang Ermazi can be regarded as "old friends". In the past, this guy was very slippery, and he might not be able to catch him twice even if he was caught ten times. Shameless and nonsensical, Ba Ba Ba talked for hours without getting to the point, so he was now ready for a long-term battle.

However, this time Wang Ermazi was very different.

I saw him take a deep breath weakly, and then he said everything in a loud voice: "The old reed hens from the Dongjie Ma Ai Dang family, I went in and caught them when no one was around. The hair was a little black, and the belly was There was also a bunch of eggs in it, but they were very small. The smallest one was only as big as my fingernail. I had eaten all the chicken blood and chicken. I buried the chicken feathers and bones under the old banyan tree in the creek to the west, and fed them into the water next door. rhubarb."

Comrade police: "..."

No wonder every time a neighbor reported that Wang Ermazi had stolen a chicken, they couldn't find any evidence when they searched for it. This guy's services of destroying corpses and eradicating traces are just a l0ng service.

"Then please explain again why you stole this one..."

"The MPA made fun of me for having a bad name and that I didn't have a wife. When I got angry, I planned to steal his chickens and eat them to piss him off. I've been thinking about it for several months."

The police comrade took notes: "...Besides stealing chickens, what else have you done..."

"Yes!! Yes, yes!!"

Wang Ermazi was even more anxious than him and nodded wildly: "I stole Wang Shen's pancakes last week, I stole a dried salted fish and two spoons of salt on West Street last week, and I picked up fifty cents last week. I didn’t give the money to the police uncle, and last month I..."

Like pouring beans through a bamboo tube, he explained everything he had done in the past year.

The police comrades who were accustomed to his stubborn resistance said: "..."

He was wondering when he looked up and found Wang Ermazi trembling and staring outside. He turned around and saw Comrade Ji standing by the door, silently looking inside.

"Comrade Ji is here? I'll be ready soon. Wang Ermazi is very cooperative. Once the transcript is finished, you can ask him what you want to ask."

He also smiled at Ji Changze in a friendly manner: "This Wang Erpazi was very stubborn before, but I didn't expect him to be so straightforward today. It's really raining red from the sky."

Then he said to Wang Ermazi: "Okay, now that you have finished explaining, go and talk to Comrade Ji."

Wang Ermazi continued to tremble: ...I told you so quickly because I didn’t want to see him.

"Police, Comrade Police, this Mr. Ji, looks a little out of place..." He glanced at Ji Changze cautiously, swallowed hard, and swallowed the "scary" on his lips: "Not very friendly. Can I stop talking to him?"

police:"???"

He glanced doubtfully at Ji Changze, who was gentle and devoid of any energy, and then looked at Wang Ermazi, a five-year-old man with three thick hair: "Don't even think about playing tricks. You are still guilty of theft, even if you do it to Mr. Ji." I won’t let you go without any excuse.”

Wang Erpazi was anxious: "No!! I didn't play any tricks. You didn't know if you were here before. This person..."

--boom!

Ji Changze silently placed the saw on the table.

Wang Ermazi: "..."

Police: "What happened to this man?"

Wang Ermazi swallowed what he just said with difficulty: "He, he is so nice, I can't see good people."