Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Everyone was stunned.

No one could react to the twists and turns of this matter.

We all bewilderedly accepted that the world next door was invading us, and bewilderedly went home to hide, and then turned on the TV to watch the live broadcast.

At this time, most people have the same idea.

You must be dreaming.

Today is April Fool's Day?

I must not have woken up yet.

Why is this so good? I went to the Ultraman crew next door.

No matter how hard it was to accept it, in the end, when they saw the CCTV live broadcast and the familiar host said those words in a heavy tone, everyone still accepted the reality.

Yes, our world suddenly became fantasy.

Now the country is confronting the demonic cultivators in the cultivation world next door. This is not a petty fight between countries, nor is it a grudge between some countries.

People just came up and invaded.

Who is having a little fight with you? resentment? We don't have any grudges, we just simply didn't regard you as a similar person, so we invaded when we wanted to.

Older people don't know about demonic cultivation, but most young people know it.

They dare not imagine what their world would be like if this demonic cultivator was really like the one in the movies and TV shows and the country couldn't handle it.

When the host said, "The mountains and rivers are still there, the country is peaceful and the people are safe," many people cried.

They thought this might be a disaster.

It's okay if you win, but if you lose, it won't be good for all mankind.

They can only hold on to the kitchen knife, stay with their families, and try hard to fight with the country until the end.

They are sad, they are angry, they grit their teeth and stare at the screen, as if waiting for the final judgment.

Then, the scene suddenly became joyful.

When Ji Changze made the cannon, everyone had not yet reacted.

When the nuclear bomb appeared, everyone was stunned.

These weapons that even the country could not use were as if they were just useful weapons in Ji Changze's hands. Throwing them out did not count, but he threw out a bunch of them.

After the last ten nuclear bombs rushed towards the cultivation world, they heard a huge explosion.

The picture also fluctuated.

But the amazing thing is that although it is a weapon as powerful as a nuclear bomb, when used in their own city, it should cause 800 damage to the enemy and 1,000 damage to me, but the explosion did not affect their world at all.

The soldiers standing below and the leader of the alien team flying above all stood firmly there.

Only the opposite world, where you can vaguely see the sea of ​​corpses, is already a black sea.

The demon cultivators could not get up again, including the very zhu:ang'b-i demon king.

In the past, they could still calculate the status of people with clean faces and low status with dirty faces, but now they don’t need to do that calculation, everyone is gray.

This war, which was both a joke and a terrible one, ended so hastily.

On the Internet, netizens who were originally speaking words of comfort and encouragement to each other and strangers "..."

"What the hell?!!!"

"Nuclear bomb???!!!"

"Tell me, this is a dream, right?! Otherwise, why would my fragile little heart have to go through such an exciting day?"

"Holy shit, shit, shit!!!!"

“I’m speechless, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooavet way, do we don't have to fight anymore?!"

"Mom!! Come out and see God!!"

The old man, who was nervously clenching his fists in front of the TV, let go of his hands and asked his children, "Did we win?"

The children, who tried hard to find all the da0'ju in the house and distributed it to their families, put down their knives with red eyes, "We win, we win."

The children who didn't understand anything but knew that the atmosphere in the house suddenly became tense so they didn't dare to say a word saw that the atmosphere cleared up. They also laughed and clapped, and imitated, "We won! We won! We won!"

Their world really does.

The mountains and rivers are still there, the country is peaceful and the people are safe.

Ji Changze, who had saved the entire world, had not yet come down. He was worried about imagining a protective shield for himself, and then went over there to take a look at the world.

He stood at the edge of the barrier and watched for a long time. After confirming that all the demon cultivators were dead, he settled down with relief.

The camera focused on their hero.

At this time, countless people watching the live broadcast discovered that the person fighting against the demon cultivator turned out to be a boy who looked only fourteen or fifteen years old.

He was handsome and handsome. Although he had just thrown a bunch of nuclear bombs and blew up the demon cultivators into the sky, his face was white and clean, without any dust on it, and he looked particularly well-behaved and sensible.

The hearts of the people softened.

Their world was made possible by a child who should go to school.

Even the cameramen who risked their lives for the live broadcast couldn't help but shoot the camera on their little hero.

He must be tired from fighting against everyone with such power.

Will he say "Don't be afraid, everyone, we are all safe" and then collapse from exhaustion.

The camera focused on Ji Changze, the seemingly quiet and well-behaved young man.

"Damn it! What kind of bastard can't help but hit them? te:'mu:'d-I am such a high-profile loser. If I had known that this guy was so mean-mouthed, I should have flown up and killed them right from the beginning. It exploded!"

"Trash, bah!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Ji Changze, the old Zuan, scolded him with his fair and clean face, which looked like a teacher, a good student, and a good parent.

Cameraman "..."

People all over the country watching the live broadcast said "???"

The team members who reacted quickly came up and handed him the slippers he had left behind when he flew up before. "Head, boss, shoes."

Ji Changze cursed and put on his shoes. From time to time, he would look back at the sky behind him, as if if the magic cultivator bubbled up again, he would rush forward and crazily fill it with nuclear bombs.

"His uncle, I always feel that it is not safe. If I throw another nuclear bomb into it, they will come out again."

Seeing that Ji Changze was about to fly upwards as he was talking, the team members quickly stopped him, "Boss, that's enough, that's enough. Everyone is blown to ashes. Don't go over there. It's dangerous."

Ji Changze thought the same thing.

After ten nuclear bombs passed, let alone the Mahayana period, he would have to weigh the situation even during the tribulation period.

He was not afraid of nuclear contamination. When he first threw it, he aimed at it. As soon as he threw it, he immediately threw a transparent shield on the barrier. That thing was made by it, so he naturally controlled this measurement very well.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the big hole in the sky again. After making sure that no demonic cultivators were climbing out, he took off his backpack and threw it into the hands of the team members.

"Okay, let's call it a day."

"Notify the electronic team to work overtime, and tell them that this is a holographic game being tested. Well... As for sending text messages, just say that the game company hacked the operator and planned to engage in marketing. No, this reason seems a bit nonsense."

He thought for a while, closed his eyes and stretched out his hand, and a large piece of cloth with the same color as the sky slowly appeared in his hand.

"Where are the flying powers?"

The flying superpower, who was confused with other superpowers, ran out and raised his hands when he heard calling him, "Boss, I, I, I, I'm here."

"Well, okay, take this piece of cloth, go up and paste it in that hole for me."

Flying superpower: "...Boss, how can you still be considerate after all this?"

When Ji Changze came up, he was completely confused.

"What the hell are you! Are you stupid! What the hell are you doing if you lose? What the hell are you doing if you win! What the hell are you doing! The job of our alien security team is to clean up these messes! What the hell are you! You really think you are not in the volunteer period now, do you? Come up here quickly, don’t force me to kick you up!”

The flying superpower was so frightened that he went up with the cloth in his arms. He didn't know how to get confused when he went up.

The sky is not made of paper or cloth. It can be patched together. This is just an illusory thing. How can he be confused?

But he didn't dare to go down and say, "I can't do this job, boss." What if the other party was angry and threw a nuclear bomb at him, so he could only fly up there aggrievedly, but he didn't dare to come down.

Ji Changze took out a small notebook from his backpack and began to record the mission.

"What's the date today? It's not possible to just say it's April Fool's Day. We don't want to do this. Damn it, this stupid demon cultivator. Te:'mu:'d-i A batch of fragile blood is so thin and yet there is such a big battle. , so many people have seen this, how can we be so stupid! Even if it dies, it will cause me to work overtime."

"Okay, okay, let's just say it's holographic technology plus April Fool's Day."

The team members cautiously said, "...Boss, today is not April Fool's Day."

"It's April Fool's Day in China, isn't it? Our country in China has April Fool's Day starting today. Is there anything wrong with it? Think about it, the country specially made such a thing in order to launch holographic technology and April Fool's Day, eh! I think This sounds good, reasonable, and there’s nothing wrong with it! Okay! Just make a report and notify the electronic team to work overtime.”

Team members "..."

Seeing Ji Changze begin to take off the battle uniform he had been wearing when he first arrived, changed out of his regular clothes, stretched out, and waved to them, "Let's go, get off work, let's go eat hot pot."

He patted Brother Jun on the shoulder quite naturally, "Brother, let's withdraw first. You can hand over the rest to the electronic group and ask their supervisor, Sister Cai."

Brother Jun "..."

As a military man who only listened to the words of the father of the country and knew nothing about the unnatural energy of superpowers, he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Ji Changze said it so naturally, as if he didn't know he shouldn't.

Really a little confused, he could only say dryly, "I don't know that Sister Cai."

"?"

Ji Changze looked him up and down, then suddenly looked at him behind him with weapons on his back and his face was confused. "We were ready to sacrifice ourselves to defend the country, but in the end we became companions, and then we faced the strange things in the world." capable, so should I express my surprise now?" A large number of soldiers.

"Um……"

The look on his face suddenly became speechless. He pondered for a few seconds, turned around and asked the team members in a low voice, "Why did the higher ups send unknowing people here? There are so many people, how can I shut them up?"

The team members also said dryly, "Boss, boss, life and death were at stake before, who cares about this?"

"And I think these people are okay. You were always angry before and we didn't dare to tell you. The superiors decided to broadcast the battle live to the people of the whole country. Everyone will live and die together. As a result... no one thought that you could still create A nuclear bomb."

The expression of the leader of the alien group, who had a boyish face, seemed to go blank for a moment. He paused for a while before speaking with difficulty: "So...?"

The team members clapped their hands and said, "It's really not going to work out this time."

The people of the whole country have witnessed everything... Just, should we laugh now?

They just watched as the other person tried to lie to them.

For a moment, I didn’t know whether to be shocked that the country actually had such a department, or whether to laugh at the current situation.

Ji Changze fell silent.

He began to look left and right with an expressionless expression, as if he was looking for something.

The team members knew something was going to be bad as soon as they saw his expression. Sure enough, the next second Ji Changze locked the camera, put his hand on his waist and started to take out his gun to shoot it down.

"Boss, calm down, calm down!!! It's live broadcast, people all over the country!!"

"Hold, hold, hold, hold!"

"It's okay, boss, the world next door is the world next door, our world is our world, they are fantasy and theirs, we are still scientific, hurry up, take it away!"

"Let go! I've worked so many overtime shifts, been called up so many times in the middle of the night to wipe the butts of people with powers, and the stories I make up have to be reasonable and believable. te:'mu:'d-i My hairline is... I have been working hard every day to clean up the mess made by those little bastards, and finally managed to maintain this situation. Everyone believes that there are no superpowers, but you told me not to hide it anymore? ! ! I’m going to blow up the fantasy world next door!”

"Boss, calm down, calm down, let's go eat hot pot."

"No, boss, please keep your voice down, the live broadcast is going on, let's go, go, go."

Ji Changze was coaxed and coaxed out of the live broadcast range by the team members.

The ju:n'j-ings who are ready to sacrifice and win without doing anything "..."

The leaders who gritted their teeth and ordered the whole country to fight to the death must not be reduced to materials for demon cultivators "..."

I witnessed with my own eyes the hero who saved the world seriously trying to think of how to deceive the people all over the country, saying that this was all fake "..."

It stands to reason that now is the time to honor heroes.

As a result, when the hero came down, in front of everyone, he began to think about how to make things up to deceive them. He thought about it seriously for a long time, and then he suddenly became furious when he realized that he couldn't deceive them.

Isn't this embarrassing?

The situation of "we are just an ordinary technological world" that the alien team worked so hard to maintain is gone forever.

After discovering that the world crisis had been lifted, the masses returned to their former melon-eating style.

I've noticed something is wrong a long time ago. Do you still remember the incident between the lightbulb man and the birdman? Did you notice it? Come on, look at the screenshot. During today's live broadcast, the flying man who was asked to fly in the sky to cover up, look at his face. This is Birdman.

Damn it, it really is! ! ! So the father of the country has really set up a department to hide these things from us ordinary people! If the world next door hadn't shown up directly this time, maybe no one would have known that they were done fighting.

I also found the lightbulb man in the screen recording. Well, standing in this position, he is obviously a person with supernatural powers.

At the beginning, I remember that there was a mental hospital that claimed Bird Man and offered a reward of 50,000 yuan to find a fugitive mental patient. We were all laughing at him at that time. Now that I think about it, it’s terrifying.

Yes, yes, you see the announcement at that time, it said that those people who claimed to have various strange abilities were the mental patients who escaped from their hospital.

That mental hospital has changed its profile, and I copied it for you to see. This account is a tool account, and updates will be stopped starting today.

Hahahahahahaha, the waistcoat is so cute that it makes people fall off, so of course the update will be stopped.

So there really are people with super powers in our world? !

Of course it's true. During today's battle during the day, didn't our side just use superpowers to fight back? Everyone saw that the nuclear bomb appeared directly out of thin air.

After everyone discussed it, the official couldn't let them guess. That night, the official announcement came out.

The general meaning is

As for the superpowers everyone is discussing, some people have indeed turned into superpowers in recent years. However, because most of the superpowers are young and cannot control their superpowers well, plus the number of these superpowers Very rarely, in order to avoid causing unnecessary panic and confusion, we do not reveal the existence of superpowers to the public.

As for the superpower who fought against the demonic cultivators, he is Ji Changze, the leader of the national department's special protection team. His superpower is the ability to create any object through his own fantasy. In this battle, he won the victory by creating thermal weapons. It proves that our technology can still compete with these legendary cultivation methods, so please don't panic because of these unnatural abilities, and we will not be afraid if something similar happens again.

Also, regarding some of the comments made about Comrade Ji Changze after the fight, he was just fulfilling his duties as the leader of the alien security team. This is what their department does, so please don't panic or make nonsense. We will use a flashlight to shine a light on him. You will lose your collective memory for a moment. Although we have nuclear bombs, we still cannot develop this technology.

Bala, bala, bala.

After reading it, netizens returned to their silly nature and began to laugh and haha.

I thought the angry look of the savior guy looked familiar before, but now I saw the official announcement and suddenly realized, isn't this the incompetent rage of a social animal?

Hahahahahahahahahaha It really seems like that. The savior brother’s previous job was to hide it from the public. As a result, while he was working hard here, the group of demon cultivators suddenly appeared in front of everyone. His hard work was not Is it all in vain? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I feel so sad, hahahahahaha.

I asked you, can you say you feel sorry for me and hahahaha at the same time? It seems that you are not sincere at all, hahahahaha, wait, why should I hahaha too?

Don't be angry, brother, they don't believe there are no people with superpowers in the world, I do! There are no superpowers in our world, and I don’t believe in those feudal superstitions. Come on, sister, give me a hug.

I really can't forget the scene of this little savior scolding me with such a cute and harmless face after he came down from the sky. I can't help but laugh when I think of it.

Don't laugh at others! They are obviously very powerful! With the power of one person! ! Wipe out all the enemy troops. This is a situation that can't be achieved even in games. It's super awesome, isn't it? !

This is true. Although many people smiled and expressed their feelings for this social savior, everyone saw his destructive power.

Such an outstanding figure is actually just the captain of the alien protection team, responsible for dealing with the aftermath of the supernatural beings.

The father of the country must not have known that he had such a high force value before. If he had known it earlier, there would be no need for such tragic preparations for the whole country to face it together. According to the familiar saying of the father of the country, "We will fight against big things, you don't need to know, just live a good life." Just "Urine" will definitely quietly send out this killer weapon to deal with it. Maybe they will penetrate the world next door, and the ordinary people here don't know what is going on.

So the question is, why was this alien team leader who was twenty-five years old but had a fifteen-year-old face not known by the father of the country before about his correct force value?

Country Dad wants to know too.

The leaders of the foreign insurance team almost lost their energy this day.

He first got comfortable and prepared to enjoy a beautiful day, but then the demon cultivator called.

He had just put himself in a good mood and said goodbye to his family one by one with heavy emotions. He carried the wooden warehouse, wiped his hat like he did when he was young, and went out to fight. However, as soon as he arrived, he found that these magic cultivators were real cowhide, and they could be beaten with one move. Come down, there is a big fire pit on the ground.

He had just made preparations to sacrifice his life rather than give in. He was planning to kill one by one even if they both died together. But before he even came on stage, the demon cultivator didn't even last more than five minutes before Ji Changze flew up and stopped him.

Fly up and give it a second...

Give me a second...

Seconds...

So all his previous tragic and heroic expressions were just a waste of expressions! !

The leader is really confused.

The leader’s leadership is also confused.

If matryoshka dolls were not banned, he would still think that my leaders’ leaders’ leaders’ leaders must also be very confused.

What does this say?

Suddenly a fox jumped out of the good rabbit nest and wanted to bite all the rabbits to death. The rabbits were nervously preparing to start a war. As a result, a little rabbit in the nest opened the white cloth covering its body and rushed forward with its fangs exposed. Killing the fox protected all the rabbits.

Then say you didn’t expect it! ! I'm a wolf! Want to kill my rabbit brothers and sisters? Have your sweet dream!

The rabbits are stunned to death, okay? !

You are a wolf, why do you keep eating grass with us rabbits?

We te:'mu:'d-i also let a wolf be responsible for wiping the butts of the little rabbits.

Oh my god.

Even though he is the father of the country, he is a bit unresponsive.

So, the leader was sent to ask.

What's going on? Why didn't you say you were so powerful before?

Ji Changze answered very confidently, "Those people in the past didn't need this trick."

It’s a cliché, but it’s useful.

He nuzzled, with a hint of disgust in his words, "As for those junk things that popped up to cause trouble before, I don't even need to use my powers. I can just tear them apart with my hands. They can be done in a few or two, and the magic cultivator." , I didn’t even try hard, so I punched him twice with my fists, and he was crippled. It’s like this, so it’s not worth using my powers.”

The leader thought so, but thinking about the big mistake this time, he couldn't help but ask, "Why didn't you tell me before that you had this trick?"

Ji Changze: "I didn't know how to do it before. Didn't I just learn it when I saw that group of people were about to fight?"

lead"……"

"Can I still learn this thing now?"

"That's right. Isn't there a way to make a nuclear bomb online? I just learned it."

lead"……"

So, so magical.

He looked at the team members next to him. The team member whose computer was borrowed by Ji Changze quickly took out his computer. When he looked at the chat history, his jaw dropped, "Is it really there?!"

"This is not a top secret. Many students know the manufacturing principle." Ji Changze shrugged.

Team members "..."

lead"……"

One team member said dryly, "But it seems that knowing the manufacturing principle of a nuclear bomb is still different from actually manufacturing a nuclear bomb..."

"Really? Is it different? I feel that what I created is no different from the pictures on the Internet, and the lethality seems to be quite good."

The person involved seemed completely unaware of the magnitude of what he had done.

He even asked the leader, "Is there really nothing we can do to reconcile? I just thought of a good reason. Boss, please listen to it. Are you just going to give up on treatment? We have put so much effort into it just at night." I've been woken up at least ten times while I was sleeping. Really, boss, I think we can save some more..."

Leader: "...what about that? I've finished asking and went to the top to hand in the information. You guys are tired these days. Take a few days off and have a good rest. Bye bye."

"Boss, wait a minute. Don't leave yet. Let's discuss it later. What do you think of this actually being an alien invasion? At least the aliens sound more scientific than their fantasy world. Hey! Boss! Boss!"

The leader ran away without looking back.

Seeing that their leader failed to succeed, the team members turned around and walked away with irritated faces. They quickly comforted with a smile, "Boss, it's nothing actually. How about we go play these days and have a few days off?" , you can play a lot of things.”

"I don't want to go."

"Then let's go have hot pot to celebrate the victory?"

"I do not want to eat."

"Where's fishing? I remember boss, you like fishing very much, hahahahaha. I still remember the last time we went into the water together, we both had our heads exposed, and you were completely submerged in the water. It's such a beautiful memory when I think about it, hahaha. Ha ha……"

His hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha after discovering the boss is staring at him with a cold gaze.

"Boss, boss, I didn't mean to say that you are short. You are not short. You are quite tall for a fifteen-year-old. Really, boss, believe me. I was just so happy to hear that it was a holiday."

Then, there was the familiar sound of having a brain meltdown and the furious sound full of rage.

"Are you! Are you stupid?! It's a holiday! It's a holiday!! What a fart holiday!!! What does our alien team do?! Our mission is to hide it from everyone and make these unnatural phenomena look natural ! Now that everyone knows this is an unnatural phenomenon, can we still be here? !

"Have a holiday! It's a holiday! This is called being laid off!! I'll give you a holiday! A holiday! A holiday!!"

After breathing a sigh of relief (perhaps in revenge for the team members saying he was short), the leader of the alien team was obviously in a much better mood and went to sleep as soon as the door was closed.

Only the team members who had just suffered a brain breakdown were left, covering their heads and looking confused.

What? ?

Are they going to be laid off? ?

It is impossible to be laid off.

If others don't tell me, the state father is crazy and would not leave Ji Changze in the state department.

So, a new department emerged.

Different from the previous low-key behavior and wiping everyone's butt, this time because the superpowers are already known to the whole world, they can be as upright as they want.

Ji Changze was also promoted.

He himself had no feelings about this high and scary position, but after learning that his new task was to train superpowers and lead them through various exercises, he became enthusiastic about the job.

Based on the miserable cries of the superpowers, they had reason to suspect that the Discipline Team was helping them clean up their mess before venting their grievances.

The people also accepted such a shocking thunder.

I don’t know if it’s because the world barrier has been completely broken, or because the existence of superpowers has been announced to the world. More and more superpowers are registering. The younger ones are arranged to go to specialized schools, and the older ones depend on their personal wishes. arrange.

Some people with special abilities just want to be ordinary people, and some people with special abilities have heroic dreams of joining the national service.

Gradually, China returned to its former peace.

At the same time, some superpowers put on equipment and radiation protection suits and carefully entered the big hole in the sky.

The demon cultivator caught last time said that there are still righteous monks in that world. Since this hole cannot be filled, they naturally have to take the initiative and make contact first.

They put on the clothes of that world and stepped in under the watchful eyes of their colleagues.

Ji Changze didn't go. He was too lethal and had too explosive temper. Everyone agreed that it would be safer for him to stay with the father of the country.

The superpowers entered that world quietly, intending to find out what was going on, whether the righteous monks would affect them, and how they could use the training techniques over there. The monks are also holding a conference here.

The main content of the conference is why haven’t we seen those demon cultivators causing trouble recently?

The demonic cultivators used to do minor things about ten times a month and big things every three months. When they did this, the righteous monks hated them and wished they could die where they were. But now, suddenly the demonic cultivators are quiet. , no longer bullied men and domineering women, no longer massacred mortal cities, no longer harassed the righteous monks, instead the major sects felt uneasy.

When something goes wrong, there must be a monster.

Maybe the demon cultivators are holding back their energy to cause trouble.

The last news they knew about the demon cultivator was that the Demon Lord came out of seclusion and ordered all the demon cultivators to go to the demon cave. But before, when he came out of seclusion, he would not call all the demon cultivators to the demon cave.

This posture doesn't look like just shouting casually, but like starting a war.

There are only two groups of forces in the world of cultivation. If the demonic cultivators want to start a war, who else can they fight besides the Immortal Sect?

They immediately increased their vigilance and took precautions. They repeatedly put up protective shields outside several mortal cities that were relatively close to the demonic cultivators, and did not allow the disciples to go out. They were always prepared to receive attacks from the demonic cultivators.

As a result, one day, two days, one month, three months, nothing happened.

No, they will hold a conference again.

The rather grumpy leader of the Fire Cloud Sect slammed the table and said, "We can't wait any longer!! Who knows what tricks they are playing!! Anyway, my righteous path and the demonic cultivation are at odds with each other. If they don't come, we will fight!!"

"Why be so radical? Maybe things have changed."

"What else can change? So many demon cultivators suddenly stopped showing up. Isn't there some conspiracy hidden there? Could it be that they all exploded together?!"

He was impulsive and flew directly to the Devil's Cave regardless of the obstruction, hiding his body, intending to conduct an investigation.

These demonic cultivators might be up to something. He had to be careful, otherwise he would be attacked by these demonic cultivators... Huh? ?

After seeing the scene in front of him clearly, the leader of the Fire Cloud Sect was stunned.

Demon cultivators, really...exploded, exploded? ? ?