False Eunuch: With Many Children, I'm as Happy as a Fish in Water

"When will this day end?

Lin Chen's handsome face was full of sadness and he sighed.

Holding a broom and wearing the standard eunuch costume from ancient TV series, he was working hard under an old locust tree.

"Counting the days, it's been a week since I entered the palace."

During this period of time, in order to save his own life, Lin Chen ate and lived with the young eunuchs at the same time, for fear of exposing any flaws.

He was so miserable that he could only hold his voice when speaking every day, and he could only squat and curl up.

The damned Hai Dafu only ordered him to hide his identity among these young eunuchs and wait for his orders.

At the same time, Lin Chen did not forget to inquire about the current situation of this dynasty among a group of young eunuchs.

According to Lin Chen's perfect score in history class, if the Tang Dynasty destroyed the Sui Dynasty, the current emperor must be Li Yuan or Li Shimin.

Never thought about it.

When he found out the name of the current emperor, Lin Chen was dumbfounded.

How is this different from the history he knows!

The founding emperor of the current dynasty was named Li Ke. He rebelled against the tyranny of the Sui Dynasty in the early years. In just over ten years, he overthrew the Sui Dynasty and established the Tang Dynasty.

The life story of this Li Ke is almost the same as that of Li Shimin. They are both God of War-level figures.

It's a pity that there are not many heirs. The only son is only eighteen years old this year. He ascended the throne this year after the death of Li Ke, the founding king of the country.

However!

This Li Ke's only son, whose surname is Li, has only one character!

What the hell? !

However, the outrageous things are yet to come!

Lin Chen found out that among the young eunuchs at the same time, there was one named Xiao Guizi, whose real name was Wei Xiaobao.

Hearing the other party's name, Lin Chen recalled that when he was in the cleansing room, he vaguely saw the other party lying on the bed next door.

Then Lin Chen, who felt a stabbing pain in his head, couldn't help but smile bitterly.

If he hadn't interfered, according to the plot of The Deer and the Cauldron, it would have been Wei Xiaobao who was chosen by Hai Dafu, right?

However, Hai Dafu chose Lin Chen, leaving Lord Wei who was supposed to have a free and unrestrained life without any descendants.

It’s not over yet!

Lin Chen learned from a gossipy little eunuch that a month ago, there were martial arts masters competing with swords under the moonlight in the Forbidden City!

Nowadays, there are many martial arts schools, and Wudang Shaolin is the leader.

The evil heretics also have Blackwood Cliff, and the Mingjiao Guangming Peak stands on both sides!

Heroes like Beiqiao, Fengnan and Murong were even praised by the eunuchs in the palace.

Outside the borders of the Tang Dynasty, there were the Xiongnu, Xianbei and Jurchens, who were eyeing them.

The Hongfan foreigners along the coast hoped to exchange supplies with the Tang Dynasty and establish a treaty port.

In the Tang Dynasty, there were seven kings of different surnames who were entrusted by the former emperor to observe secretly, hoping to wait for the change of time.

Lin Chen, who had learned about the background of this world, had a wonderful expression.

"Simply, I am also a man with cheats!"

Lin Chen, who was trying to stay calm, couldn't help but glance at the system panel.

【The system of many children and many blessings is at your service! 】

[Host: Lin Chen]

【Current Partner: 0】

[Current heirs: 0]

[Current status: The cold air entering the body (countdown to death: 10 days)]

[Kung Fu learned: Yu Yang Kung (Introductory)]

grass!

Even though he had viewed this system page many times, Lin Chen still wanted to greet his predecessor.

Why did you say you were sold to the palace as a eunuch?

Lin Chen realized that if he were in the world outside the palace, he would definitely be able to take off with the help of this system of many children and many blessings.

However.

Thinking that he was in a strict palace, Lin Chen sighed, his eyes filled with sadness.

Especially when he saw the bone-melting cold air entering his body in the character's status column, Lin Chen cursed the old silver coin Hai Dafu bloody in his heart.

"If we follow the plot of The Deer and the Cauldron, this wealthy man brought me into the palace to investigate the identity of the Queen Mother, right?"

Lin Chen's mind flashed with the plot of The Deer and the Cauldron, but hesitation showed on his face.

The main reason is that this world is too complicated, and Lin Chen dare not follow the plot completely.

"On the other hand, Hai Dafu, the sixth brother, said that he would come and arrange tasks for me when I get started with Yuyang Gong, right?"

Recalling the arrangements Hai Dafu made for him that day, Lin Chen felt a little chilled in his heart.

As someone who grew up reading martial arts novels, Lin Chen naturally yearned for the legendary martial arts secrets.

After he got this skill book, he naturally studied and practiced it immediately.

"Introducing Yuyang Kung in seven days, is it possible that I am still a martial arts prodigy?"

Lin Chen was enjoying himself in pain, but he also felt surprised.

According to the usual descriptions of martial arts novels, after a small skill is completed, it must generate internal force in the body, right?

However, Lin Chen did not feel the so-called internal force in his dantian. Instead, his restless little brother was particularly powerful every morning. The momentum made Lin Chen feel like he could do it seven times a night.

It was just a pain for him, Lin Chen, that he was almost discovered by the eunuch who was his bedmate several times.

Could it be that my practice went wrong?

Lin Chen, who was feeling uneasy, planned to find a time to ask Hai Dafu.

"Xiao Linzi, Xiao Linzi!"

At this time, Lin Chen heard someone calling him.

The person who came was handsome and dressed in the same clothes as Lin Chen, indicating his identity as a eunuch.

"Xiao Zhaozi?"

When Lin Chen saw the person coming, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

This is the little eunuch who was in the same bunk as mentioned earlier.

Looking at the other person's small arms and legs, you can tell that he is a poor person who was sent to the palace by his parents to beg for food because of his poor family.

If placed in modern times, the other party would still be in junior high school.

Therefore, Lin Chen often helps each other when working.

So he has a very good relationship with Xiao Zhaozi.

"Why, is the old eunuch in charge making things difficult for you again?"

The old eunuch Lin Chen mentioned had goosebumps on his face and looked very ugly.

It seems that it was for this reason that he was sent here to manage a group of young eunuchs who had just entered the palace.

For his own reasons, this old eunuch particularly hated those handsome or delicate eunuchs.

Lin Chen and Xiao Zhaozi were naturally the type of people who were suppressed.

Every day I work either fetching water or chopping firewood, which is very tiring.

But it was easy for Lin Chen.

Lin Chen, who practiced Yuyang Kung Fu, found that his strength and endurance had also increased a lot.

This is what makes Lin Chen insist on practicing.

Lin Chen couldn't help but cough dryly when he saw Xiao Zhaozi running towards him with a rosy face and a certain fragrance.

If this little Zhaozi were born as a girl, she would not be able to conquer the country!

"It's Chief Hai, Chief Hai is here to find you!"

Hai Dafu? !

The damned Hai Dafu is finally here!

Lin Chen had finally had enough of the boring life here.

certainly.

If it weren't for the bone-melting cold energy in his body that was killing him, Lin Chen would have thought there would be no problem eating here and waiting to die.

Lin Chen, who was following Xiao Zhaozi, soon saw Hai Dafu being flattered by the old eunuch.

Hai Dafu had a dead look on his face, as if someone owed him money!

"Chief Hai, the new eunuchs who have entered the palace are all here."

The old eunuch looked a little uneasy when he saw Lin Chen and Xiao Zhaozi.

"Are we all here? Then these two will follow me."

Upon seeing this, Hai Dafu pointed at Lin Chen and Xiao Zhaozi casually.

When the old eunuch heard this, he subconsciously looked at Lin Chen's playful expression with a grin, and his body trembled.

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