Fox of France

For some scientists, to be precise, it was mainly because of the lure of the group of people from the Paris Ecole Normale Supérieure, and Napoleon showed disdain.

"You are all softies, all of you are afraid of Joseph to death. It's not me, who of you can withstand Joseph's pressure? You put forward this proposal at the Academy of Sciences, um, and then Joseph immediately rejected it, and... to be honest, now Some people say that I am poisonous, but in the Academy of Sciences, Joseph is far more poisonous than me! I am as poisonous as the Sun King, no, not at all, I am as poisonous as Octavian That level. But Joseph is in the Academy of Sciences, which is at least at the level of Nero, or Sultan Muhammad II.

As long as he stares, your hearts will beat; as long as he says this is wrong, you will immediately show that we really made a mistake. Sir Newton had never been so poisonous in the British Academy of Sciences. It's not like you haven't mentioned similar proposals before, but what's the use? Once Joseph vetoed it, none of you would have the guts to argue with him! Don't try to fool me with this trick again! "

"Ah, Your Majesty, you can't say that about us. We can't blame us for this matter." Laplace said first.

"Don't blame you, do you blame me?" Napoleon said.

"This..." Laplace dared not make a sound.

"Your Majesty, you are really responsible for this matter." Monge said suddenly, "When you face your brother, you are also too easy to give in. As for us, you should know that we are not weak people , but, but Dean Bonaparte is always right, always right, the pressure on us is indeed very great. Don't talk about us, it is Mr. Carnot. You see, Mr. Carnot is not afraid of Dean Bonaparte , he is the old superior of Dean Bonaparte, and he is the only one who lectures Dean Bonaparte most of the time. But on matters related to the Academy of Sciences, have you ever seen Mr. Carnot argue with President Bonaparte? ? Your Majesty, you can't bear it yourself, how can you criticize us for sure?"

"If I had your achievements in science, I would definitely be able to withstand it!" Napoleon said the truth.

"Your Majesty, it's not really impossible." Laplace said suddenly.

"What? Is it possible that you still plan to go all out to fight Joseph? Ah, Mr. Laplace, I am so touched. Don't worry, we will all remember your contribution." Napoleon curled his lips and said.

"Your Majesty, you are a great military strategist. If a position is too strong and there is no hope of taking it down, then we shouldn't be foolish to hit it. What's more, the position guarding this position is still the iron wall of France. What Mr. Laplace means is that we're going to take a roundabout approach."

"How to detour?" Napoleon asked.

"When Dean Bonaparte is still exercising the authority of the dean, it is useless for us to do anything." Laplace said, "However, if we can find a reason to let Dean Bonaparte leave the Academy of Sciences for a while …For example, we invite some people from the British Academy of Sciences to visit France. Then we naturally have to pay a return visit. If the dean of the other party comes, when we return to visit, Dean Bonaparte, who is the dean of the Academy of Sciences, will naturally go there. Or, we Let the Rhineland Union invite us to conduct scientific propaganda and give lectures in turn throughout Europe. As political needs, Dean Bonaparte can also lead the team. Then, when Dean Bonaparte is away, we will suddenly gather for meetings , Pass the resolution quickly. In this way, when Dean Bonaparte returns, His Majesty will already be an academician of the Academy of Sciences."

"You have a good idea. Joseph will push this kind of visit to Dean Lavoisier. Dean Lavoisier will be very happy." Napoleon said. He knew Joseph very well. Joseph had never been very interested in this kind of thing, but Lavoisier, who had basically withdrawn from the front line of research now, became keen on such things as acupoints.

"This is not a problem, my lord." Monge said, "even, this is exactly what we can use. We can contact foreign countries on these matters first. Of course, in order to paralyze Dean Bonaparte, we can In the plan, Dean Lavoisier is arranged to lead the team..."

Napoleon frowned: "You mean, let's first agree that Mr. Lavoisier will go, and then when the time is almost up, we will say that Mr. Lavoisier is ill, and then temporarily replace him with Joseph? Well, as long as you have money, you can persuade Mr. Lavoisier is not difficult. In the Academy of Sciences, Mr. Lavoisier is also a rare hero who is not afraid of Joseph. This is a way! Even after Joseph goes abroad, Mr. Lavoisier can come to the next meeting Host. In this way, even if Joseph comes back, for the sake of Mr. Lavoisier, he can only accept this result."

Speaking of this, Napoleon became happy. He stood up, rubbed his hands, and said: "Everyone, this idea is good. But I want to remind you that the most important thing for this matter to be successful is to keep it secret. Don't The wind leaked. I warn you, Joseph is not only a genius in science, but also a genius in military affairs. He is also very proficient in intelligence work. A lot of business intelligence must be judged by him in the end. Don't let him see What happened. Well, if you are not good at these activities, I will let Lucien come and get in touch with you..."

Early the next morning, Napoleon called Lucien over and discussed with him for a long time. After taking out a lot of things to bribe his younger brother, Lucien made such a suggestion to him.

"First decide, let Dean Lavoisier lead the team. Then, um, Napoleon, you know, this kind of thing is also a kind of public travel. My sister-in-law is Mr. Lavoisier's niece, and Mr. Lavoisier has always liked us very much. Little Alice. Mr. Lavoisier proposed to take little Alice out to play by the way. I think Joseph will definitely not object to it. Most of them will even support it. Then we helped my sister-in-law prepare things for little Alice to go out to play. , when you are ready, let Mr. Lavoisier suddenly become ill, and then, um, you know, Joseph will treasure his precious daughter. As long as Alice insists on going to play, how can he disagree? Then Mr. Lavoisier can't go, who will he worry about taking Alice? It can't be Pauline, right? "

"Pauline, don't talk about brother, even I don't trust you." Napoleon said.

"That's right, the eldest brother is even more worried, so he can only take her there himself?" Lucien said proudly, "Isn't that all right?"

"That's right." Napoleon nodded, stretched out his hand and patted Lucien's shoulder and said, "Lucien, you have made great progress now! Really, you are much better than before."

"However, Mr. Lavoisier and they must conduct some training, so as not to show their feet. You know, that guy Joseph doesn't know how cunning he is." Lucien said.

"That's right! Joseph is really cunning." Napoleon agreed, and at the same time, the two brothers suddenly recalled the past events of being tricked by "Sly Joseph", and they trembled together.