Gamers Are Fierce

Chapter 435: umbrella

Latest website: "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

The blind old woman with a squat figure walks hard in the dark forest with heavy rain, reaches out her hand to explore the road ahead, and says something in her mouth. From time to time, she falls to the ground because of the slippery road in the rain.

The rags on his body were covered with mud and leaves, and the original shape was almost invisible.

"It's raining, someone wants to buy an umbrella?"

The blind old woman was soaked in rain all over her body, but she still said sadly in a hoarse voice.

That tragic and pitiful appearance is like those lonely old people who wander in social corners and are not paid attention to by the public. They can only make a living by setting up street stalls.

Enough to inspire compassion in anyone.

Boom.

Thunder slammed, and a figure with a black umbrella and a red coat emerged from the forest, standing tightly in front of the slumped lady.

As if aware of something, the blind old woman raised her head and stared forward with those turbid eyes, "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

Li Ang slowly said: "Learn about swimming and fitness? Lion Waxinge Health Club opens a big bargain. The annual card is 880 yuan/year, the cardio card is 980 yuan/year, the warm family card is 1280 yuan/year, and 30 days. Super weight loss training camp..."

The old woman seemed to have not heard the other person at all, and said to herself: "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

Li Ang: "Doesn’t the old sister buy a big pot of tea? A pot is just a cup of tea. Drinking it by yourself is a taste, but it is a face to ask others to drink it. It is made by masters, pure handwork, insisting on special-grade raw materials of origin and traditional craftsmanship. Classic skills."

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Li Ang: "May I borrow you a few minutes, please? Do you know Amway?"

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Li Ang: "Sister, I recommend a shoe cleaner to you to quickly clean shoe surface stains. If you are not interested, I also have postgraduate entrance examination materials, postgraduate lecture products and certification training courses. I guarantee that you can't buy it and you can't buy it. ."

Old woman: "Next..."

Li Ang said angrily: "You are so tall, don't you see me holding an umbrella?"

Holding the black umbrella, he walked forward in three steps and two steps, and sighed: "The current push is really getting more and more unconcerned. He is not even willing to make accurate analysis of the target group and division of the promotion area. ,

I also hired this poor old grandmother to be a promoter, who obviously promoted umbrellas but didn’t hold them.

How can this make users feel at ease and satisfied? "

As Li Ang spoke, he drew out the bronze long sickle from the void, and the smooth blade of the sickle reflected the light of thunder.

"Young man, you want an umbrella, right?"

The old woman with her back hunched standing in place, squeezing a weird smile on her wrinkled face, "Ten dollars a hand..."

She stretched out her thin arms like withered wood, slowly but firmly held her head from both sides, and slowly pulled her head out.

The smiling old woman’s head was squeezed by her palm and hung over her neck.

A string of pale spine bones was attached to the lower end, and red blood kept dripping.

Brush and pull——

The messy and dry pale hair of the old woman's head floated in the rain and the wind.

The head is the umbrella stand, the bone is the umbrella handle, and the hair is umbrella cloth.

Holding an "umbrella", the old woman walked towards Li Ang step by step. With each step, the leaves clinging to her clothes shook off quickly.

The muddy eyes of the skull were wide open, and the canthus was about to split,

The lower jaw suddenly fell off, opening like a snake, and shouted hoarsely: "It's time to pay!!"

"I said I don't buy an umbrella!!"

Li Ang roared, the imprint of the **** on the back of his hand was fleeting, and his body swelled a little imperceptibly.

The bronze scythe cut diagonally accelerated suddenly in mid-air,

With the mighty ripple energy, he chopped off towards the old woman who came to see her.

boom!

At the last moment when the old woman was about to hit the sickle head-on, she put her head umbrella on the side for an instant, trying to block the blade with her hairline umbrella.

But when she really touched the sickle, she understood how terrifying the power attached to it was.

Under this blow, the old woman flew out and slammed into the tree trunk. A huge wound from the shoulder to the waist appeared on the body, and the redness continued to flow outward.

And the “umbrella” with a terrifying shape was cut into two pieces on the spot.

The umbrella rib is divided into two, flies into the air, and falls under the drag of gravity.

There was still an expression of horror on the two halves that fell into the pile of muddy leaves.

Step, step, step.

Li Ang held the umbrella and walked forward without rush.

He released a piece of [Scattering of Scattered Objects], and divided the ground into two halves that tried to use hair as tentacles to escape.

Wave the bronze sickle and cut it horizontally to divide the head into four halves.

The old woman, or an urban legend disguised as an old woman, died on the spot,

The headless body that fell under the tree also stopped struggling.

"Next time you engage in local push, remember to first think about the needs of users."

The system’s experience value and the game currency arrival prompt sounded in the ear,

Li Ang sighed and activated the special effect of the soul-herd spirit of the [Bronze Shepherd Scythe], extracting the spirit body of the old woman, forming a walnut-sized irregular white crystal with mottled black threads inside.

The special effect of the Bronze Scythe of the Pastoral Soul is to extract the spirit body of the killed life into a crystal.

For the life in the real world, this is undoubtedly equivalent to the loss of soul, extremely cruel.

But in this fictional world constructed by the mind of sentient beings and scattered with terrifying urban legends, it is more appropriate.

"Is this the spiritual crystal?"

Li Ang weighed it and found that there was a certain amount of yin in the crystals, so he asked himself: "Let's see if you can eat this thing."

Miss Chai’s head came out of his chest, her eyes opened round, her slender fingers stretched out quietly, and she poked the white crystal carefully.

"It feels like you can eat..."

Miss Chai said uncertainly, stretched out her hand to hold the crystal, closed her eyes and meditated for a while.

I saw the white crystals shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, like ice cubes melting in the sun, and only a small black piece was left in the blink of an eye—it seems that all the impurities were left behind, remaining in the crystals. In the last part.

"You can really eat it!

???)ノ

Great! "

Miss Chai's eyes brightened ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ can almost provide about one-tenth of the largest stock! "

Chai Chai, as a shameless and shameless person who didn't get out of the house halfway,

There is neither a stable upgrade system for players nor the inheritance of magical power,

We can only accumulate strength by accumulating Yin Qi.

Feeding her the spirit crystals, it feels like a meat bun and a dog will never return.

"Oh?"

Li Ang nodded, and stuffed the black crystal into his pocket, "It's not bad. There are a lot of evil in this forest, enough for you to eat.

Let's hurry up, they are still waiting. "

"Hmm."

Miss Chai, who had a sullen meal, retracted happily, rubbing her hands, looking forward to having a full meal today.

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