Global Weird: I Can Simulate In Advance

"Hey, mom, you and dad..."

"Well, okay, that, son, my parents are very busy and can't come back for the time being, but we have hired a doctor for you. Dr. Brandon is a world-class authority in the field of psychology, you..."

"Mom, I'm really not sick... Forget it, just remember what I said anyway."

in the room.

Li Guanqi sat on the bed, hung up the phone, flipped the phone in his hand, and kept thinking.

His parents have been doing business abroad all year round, which is a model case of a retired athlete turning into an entrepreneur.

He just called his parents several times in a row, kept talking about the weird world, and told them about the customs clearance conditions of [Sorcerer's Disciple].

After all, he doesn't know if there will be his own parents among the 1% of the selected human beings in the world.

I don't even know how fast the simulator said that the strange world will come "soon".

One hour?

one day?

totally no idea.

So I can only tell my parents about the normal customs clearance conditions first.

The normal ending of customs clearance is naturally to follow the old man in black robe to learn spells, and then wait for him to die before passing the customs.

However, because Li Guanqi got the talent of [Tongyou (Purple)] at the beginning, the qualification of the magician was too high, so that the old man in black robe was not willing to die, so he did not unlock this normal ending.

Three endings.

【Sand sculpture selection】

【Longevity and Disciple】

[Master, I will fulfill your long-cherished wish]

None of them are normal endings.

And after unlocking the perfect ending, the simulation shuts down.

It's just that from the introduction of the second ending [Eternal Life and the Disciple], it can be easily inferred that the normal ending is actually a normal apprenticeship and a normal waiting for the old man in black robe to die.

Li Guanqi also told his parents about the customs clearance conditions for this normal ending.

And the results were of course unsurprising.

Even his own biological parents thought he was mentally ill, and even hired a doctor for him within a few minutes, the efficiency was simply amazing...

"Global Weird World, Open!"

Suddenly, a cold mechanical female voice rang in Li Guanqi's ear, interrupting his thoughts.

Li Guanqi was slightly taken aback.

It turns out that the simulator said "soon" will come, so fast!

Less than ten minutes after I came out of the emulator!

"DiDi... Insufficient energy... The number of people participating in the world dungeon has been reduced..."

"Randomly screen one percent of the world's population and immediately participate in the strange world copy."

"brush--"

A white light flashed, and Li Guanqi disappeared instantly.

The room was empty, only the light blue curtains were blown by the wind and kept fluttering, and the city outside was raining lightly.

...

...

When Li Guanqi regained consciousness again, he felt himself sitting on a chair with his hands tied up.

He didn't open his eyes, because in the dark "viewing angle" when he closed his eyes, there was a line in the upper right corner that was slightly hidden, and it was easy to ignore if you didn't pay attention:

[In the current weird world, the number of survivors of the extraordinary: 102,620,357 (about 100 million). 】

Li Guanqi remembers that since last year, the global population has exceeded 10 billion, so one percent of the candidates are almost 100 million extraordinary people.

"Dong dong dong..."

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps from far to near, accompanied by a "squeak" sound like stepping on the decayed floor.

Soon, Li Guanqi felt that someone was sitting opposite him.

Immediately afterwards, a hoarse and deep old man's voice sounded:

"Want to be my apprentice?"

That's it.

Li Guanqi lowered his head and smiled lightly, then opened his eyes.

In the darkness, the first thing that caught his eye was a rotten, cracked table with a little green mildew.

And what he was wearing at this time was no longer a brand-name sportswear, but a set of gray coarse linen robes.

Li Guanqi raised his head.

I saw that sitting across the table was an extremely thin, short figure who was shrouded in black robes, wearing a hood.

Li Guanqi could only barely discern from the dim yellow fire around him that the man under the hood should be the face of an old man, and the hoarse voice he wanted to come here was also from this person.

But this man is too small.

The head is big and the body is small, and the limbs are very short, looking a little deformed.

The height of the black-robed old man was like that of a seven- or eight-year-old child. Although he was sitting on a chair, Li Guanqi judged that the height of the other party would not exceed 1.2m.

Dwarfism?

Li Guanqi thought to himself.

According to the situation during the simulation, it is obvious that this guy is the "old man in black robe", so this old man in black robe is actually a dwarf patient.

Nothing to be surprised about, though.

The most important thing is that the "old man in black robe" has no patience.

Li Guanqi raised his head very directly, looked at the black-robed dwarf opposite, and said seriously, "Yes, I want to worship you as my teacher!"

"Then choose one."

The empty right hand of the black-robed gnome brushed over the long table covered with mildew, and then two dark brown wooden bowls appeared out of thin air on the table.

Li Guanqi frowned slightly.

Wooden bowl?

Why a wooden bowl?

This is not the same as the cup in the simulation!

Although this difference seems innocuous, the discrepancy between simulation and reality still sounded the alarm for Li Guanqi.

Simulation is simulation, real is real.

It will be different!

Still need to be careful.

Li Guanqi's eyes narrowed slightly, and he could barely see the contents of the two wooden bowls through the faint yellow firelight around him.

In the wooden bowl on the left, there are plump and juicy white maggots, which are constantly twisting in the bowl, as if telling Li Guanqi, I am delicious, come and eat...yue!

Li Guanqi's face was ugly, he forcibly suppressed the urge to vomit while holding back the acid water surging in his stomach.

Dry!

No wonder he vomits while simulating.

Li Guanqi took a deep breath and suppressed his talent for seclusion. After all, he didn't want to listen to the low-level thoughts of maggots.

He turned to look at the wooden bowl on the right.

As in the simulation, the right side is more heavyweight than the left.

There are not only black bed bugs, but also many long roundworms, as well as a large number of colorful and weird bugs that are constantly spewing disgusting mucus, and the mucus is almost soaking the wooden bowl into insect soup.

"Choose a bowl and eat it."

While the black-robed old dwarf spoke, the rope on Li Guanqi's body also fell off automatically and fell to the ground.

But Li Guanqi has "died" many times in the simulator.

Of these two bowls of worms, one cannot be eaten, and no matter which bowl is eaten, it will be killed by this inappropriate old thing.

so……

"I won't eat any bowl."

Li Guanqi put his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, and put them in front of his mouth with a solemn expression.

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"Oh?"

The black-robed dwarf's eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a faint murderous intent.

But Li Guanqi was not afraid.

His expression was still serious, and he said deeply:

"A qualified magician will never eat other people's curses."

Li Guanqi's expression was serious, and when he spoke, he seemed to be very forceful.

He pretended.

You can't eat, you can only keep your mouth shut.

But the actual situation is the actual situation, not the same as the simulation.

During the simulation, he was not actually there, he just had to simply choose [not eating], but in reality he had to do something to explain why he didn't eat.

When he thought of the name [Sorcerer's Disciple], he casually said something nonsense.

"Ah!"

The black-robed old dwarf sneered, raised his hand, and a black beetle the size of a fist flew out from the black wide sleeve robe and looked like a mosquito.

Those sharp mouthparts are like steel needles, seven or eight centimeters are definitely there!

"Buzz-"

The black beetle fluttered its wings and flew, its sharp mouthparts pressed against Li Guanqi's eyebrows, and the tip of the incomparably sharp mouthparts shone with a dazzling cold light under the illumination of the surrounding firelight.

"If you don't eat, you will die!"

The black-robed dwarf stared at Li Guanqi, his eyes were extremely cold, and his voice suddenly mentioned!

"I would rather die than eat."

Li Guanqi closed his eyes.

Because the old dwarf's eyes are too strange, sometimes like a bottomless abyss, sometimes like a sharp sword, so sharp that he dare not look directly.

He was afraid that looking at the black-robed dwarf for too long would shake his mind.

Immediately after.

A strange feeling came from Li Guanqi's eyebrows. It was a feeling similar to the approaching of sharp objects. Many people have had this feeling before. They didn't see or touch it, but they could feel it.

Li Guanqi also felt it now.

Then.

"Bah!"

Blood beads oozing out.

The mouthparts of the black beetle pierced directly between his eyebrows!

However, only pierced the skin.

"I'll ask you again, do you want to eat!"

The black-robed dwarf's voice was gloomy, like the evil spirits of the Nine Serenities Hell, and there was a bewitching threat: "If you don't eat it, you will die. If you eat it, it's just disgusting. Compared with life, which is more important?!"

"Don't eat!"

Li Guanqi drank in a low voice.

only life.

Just don't eat it!

After that, Li Guanqi suddenly opened his eyes, ignoring the black beetle piercing his eyebrows, staring at the black-robed dwarf with a burning gaze.

Stick to your heart!

The strange gaze of the old dwarf had no effect on him.

And the black-robed dwarf stared at him grimly, "I'll ask you again, eat or die, choose one."

"Bah!"

As soon as the voice fell, the black beetle's mouthparts pierced a little again, and strands of scarlet blood slid down from Li Guanqi's eyebrows and flowed all the way to the bridge of his nose.