Golden Assistant

As soon as he arrived home, Du Mei's phone came and directly called Xiao Yi's mobile phone.

"What's going on?" Du Mei said.

"Who told you to talk!" Lu Zhou roared from the sofa, grabbed Xiao Yi's collar, and shouted, "Who told you to talk!"

"It's not me!" Xiao Yi said, "I didn't call when I drove back all the way... President Du... Brother Zhou!"

"Open up!" said Du Mei.

Xiao Yi pressed the release, Du Mei said: "Lu Zhou, Zhang Xinran is in a bad mood today, so let me apologize to you. I will talk about it tomorrow and take a good rest."

Du Mei hung up the phone.

Lu Zhou was so angry that there was no place to send it. Xiao Yi still echoed the words "Premature Ejaculation Essence" and "Impotence Monster" resounding in Zhang Xinran's best effort, screaming. In line with Zhang Xinran and Lu Zhou's scathing scolding, all the classic images of golden boys and girls suddenly fell apart.

Lu Zhou looked around, fell a few pillows, sat on the sofa and gasped, poured a glass of wine, and pursed his head.

"My girlfriend often scolds me like this." Xiao Yi said to him, "It's nothing, just wait for it to die."

Lu Zhou ignored Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi remembered that Lu Zhou had been bitten by a dog. He went to find out the alcohol and cotton and said, "Did you bleed?"

Lu Zhou got rid of Xiao Yi's hand impatiently. The blood on the wrist and the wound on the wrist had stained the shirt cuffs red. Xiao Yi was startled and said, "You must get an injection right away!"

"Don't fight." Lu Zhou bounced up immediately, sat away for a moment, and said angrily, "What a joke!"

"I want to get a rabies vaccine!" Xiao Yi said, "What if you get rabies?"

Lu Zhou: "Do I look like rabies?!"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi thought about what you thought, and said: "It is the dog. If it is troublesome to carry the rabies virus, you must give an injection anyway."

"What a joke!" Lu Zhou roared, "Going to get an injection in the middle of the night?! Is it waiting to be revealed by the media?"

Xiao Yi remembered that he had a friend in disease control and said, "You wait."

Xiao Yi went in to call, and Lu Zhou said, "Who are you going to tell?"

Xiao Yi said: "You can rest assured that I will never tell Mr. Du. Contact my friend, he is working at disease control."

Lu Zhou said: "No friends! You signed a confidentiality agreement, do not want to do it, right."

Xiao Yi stood looking at Lu Zhou and almost couldn’t help but shout at him, but think about it, saying: “I am your assistant, protecting you is the most important thing, if you think I’m not doing well, tell President Du Just let her fire me, but since you are bitten by a dog, you must get an injection just in case."

Lu Zhou stared at Xiao Yi, and finally said nothing.

An hour later, a car was parked in a disease-controlled underground garage.

Xiao Yi brought his friend over and said, "He doesn't want to see people..."

The window shook a little, and Lu Zhou lowered his head in the car and stretched his arm out of the window.

friend:"……"

"That's it." Xiao Yi said, "Please, please, thank you so much, please have dinner when you're free."

Friends could not laugh or cry, so they had to give alcohol to this stout arm outside the car, vaccinated, and there was another scream, Xiao Yi immediately held Lu Zhou's wrist and begged hard: "Hold on, hold on... for a while" It's over."

A friend glanced at the watch worn on Lu Zhou's hand. He smiled and patted Xiao Yi's shoulder, saying nothing.

After finishing the vaccine, Xiao Yi said: "There are two more injections to take home to take."

Lu Zhou's anger was over, and he didn't take a shower after returning home. He was lying on the bed in shirt and panties, and Xiao Yi asked, "Do you brush Taobao?"

When Lu Zhou didn't answer, Xiao Yi turned off the light and discredited him. When he heard the darkness, Lu Zhou sighed.

The phone came again, this time Dumei.

"How is it going?" Du Mei asked.

"Fortunately." Xiao Yi said.

Du Mei asked again: "What do you do in the middle of the night?"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Du Mei said: "Your car was photographed by Yuji and followed the way. It will be sent out tomorrow and stopped by me. What do you mean by disease control?"

Xiao Yi had to explain the situation in a whisper, sorry, sorry, sorry... Du Mei said: "Why is it so uncomfortable? Later, in case what the netizens say is infected with hiv, there is everything on the Internet, you How to do?"

Xiao Yi did not expect that even a license plate number could be exposed. Fortunately, Du Mei also knew that he was very kind and said: "Be careful next time, regardless of what Lu Zhou said, call me directly in this case, I will send someone to drive Get home."

"Okay, okay." Xiao Yi's heart thumped, his forehead full of cold sweat, and Du Mei said, "It's hard, the uneasy child."

"You also worked hard." Xiao Yi said carefully.

Xiao Yi was exhausted, and felt that he had only been an assistant for two days. This workload was almost like calling a person to ten people.

He went into the bathroom to take a shower. Today, he can finally secretly use Lu Zhou's jacuzzi. The sound of whirling water sounded, and he was very happy to wash. Lu Zhou came down the stairs.

"What did that black say yesterday?" Lu Zhou asked.

Xiao Yi didn't hear it at all.

Lu Zhou poured himself a glass of water to drink, and saw Xiao Yi's mobile phone flashing, showing the call of "wife" on it.

Lu Zhou: "..."

Lu Zhou answered Xiao Yi's call.

"What are you doing you!" the female voice said politely.

Lu Zhouteng's anger came up. He remembered that Xiao Yi said that his girlfriend is his brain powder. He wanted to surprise her, but now there is nowhere to go. The image of Xiao Yi's girlfriend and Zhang Xinran Instantly overlapped together.

"Hello, Miss." Lu Zhoubinbin politely said, "What can I do for you?"

"Who are you?" Xiao Yi's girlfriend said in surprise, "Aren't you Xiao Yi? What about others?"

"He is taking a shower." Lu Zhou said, "Is there anything I need to tell?"

The girlfriend said, "You told him that I had gone home, and the aunts who danced downstairs introduced me to the object, and they were very happy. They were going to get married next month. Forget it."

Lu Zhou: "It doesn't matter, I will be responsible for appeasing his injured little heart."

girlfriend:"……"

"Who the **** are you?" The girlfriend found something wrong.

Lu Zhou said seriously: "I am his boyfriend, is there a problem?"

Over the phone: "..."

Xiao Yi's girlfriend's voice suddenly increased by an octave, shouting: "Dare to be cheating me all the time! Okay you, you pair of adulterers..."

Lu Zhou said: "Uh huh? Do you know who I am?"

Xiao Yi's girlfriend said, "What's your name? Are you Duma?"

"Duma?" Lu Zhou said, "Who is Duma? Oh? Does he still have a concubine?"

The phone hung up with a click.

Lu Zhou said: "Your signature is gone." An invisible fork was gestured with her finger, pulling her phone number black. I turned over Douban in Xiao Yi's mobile phone again, saw that the browsing record stopped on the post about his relationship with Zhang Xinran, and found something instantly. I suspected that he took his own material to Douban on the eighth and began to check his speech records.

It was an old id of Douban. He worked hard to clarify the fact that Lu Zhou did not rely on Zhang Xinran’s thighs, and analyze how his movies are good and how people cater to the aesthetics of the Orientals. Before coming to apply as an assistant, the earliest beginning to adore his post was already when he first made his debut.

Lu Zhou threw the phone aside dissatisfiedly, sat on the sofa and flipped through the script. Obviously, he couldn’t stand it anymore. He couldn’t help but took the phone to watch the first movie he debuted. At that time, Xiao Yi was a college student. , His film reviews are full of beautiful words.

Lu Zhou tossed around and read the movie reviews that praised him countless times. Finally, he was really impatient. He put his mobile phone and shouted, "Hey!"

With a loud bang from the bathroom, Xiao Yi slipped.

Xiao Yi hurried out and was very nervous when stealing the bathroom. Now he was caught and did not know how to get scolded. Lu Zhou said: "I didn't mean, do you have to take a shower behind me?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xiao Yi's wet hair was still dry. She wore a white bathrobe and came out with bare feet to repeatedly make a guilt. "Brother Zhou, I thought you...have fallen asleep, so I will give you water."

"Let me wash your bath water?!" Lu Zhou said angrily.

Xiao Yi did not know what to do, his hair was still dripping down, and the white collarbone was exposed in the collar of the bathrobe. Lu Zhou said: "Forget it."

Xiao Yi thought about it, went in and washed the bathtub once, and said, "Okay."

Lu Zhou was dissatisfied, went in and took a shower, and put ice whiskey on the table. Lu Zhou let out a long breath without rubbing his hair, so he sat and drank like a prick.

Xiao Yi also poured a glass of himself, comforted and said: "It's all like this, I'm often scolded, just get used to it."

"Your girlfriend also scolds you like this all day?" Lu Zhou said, "Are you a man?"

Xiao Yi: "..."

It was this sentence that Xiao Yi heard the most. He thought for a while and said, "This is not the case..."

Lu Zhou said: "What did she do for you? Give you a good face? What's Fu Fu doing as a small one? What's the picture?"

Xiao Yi said: "She loves me."

Lu Zhou: "Oh, at least she still loves you, Zhang Xinran doesn't love me."

Xiao Yi said: "Can't say that... she doesn't love you, what do you do with her. In fact, I still... love my girlfriend."

Xiao Yi was a little depressed, and smiled at Lu Zhou, saying: "I believe she will forgive me when she is not angry. We all said yes, and we will get married in Beijing when I save a down payment. "

Xiao Yi didn’t know that his girlfriend had become the Odysseus of the Expeditionary Troy, and he was still waiting for the moment when she changed her mind. Of course, the girlfriend who was blacked out would never look back and could not look back. Xiao Yi was still optimistically comforting Lu Zhou, but Lu Zhou said sourly: "It's okay to pull it off, don't you think you don't eat grass, do you understand?"

Xiao Yi smiled and put away her phone. Lu Zhou said: "Anyway, I will not go to Zhang Xinran as a dog again. Damn, it was not done by anyone. She has trampled my dignity from the beginning. "

Xiao Yi said: "I don't believe she never liked you."

"You don't understand." Lu Zhou replied, "In the entertainment circle, outsiders look glamorous, that is, they hold high and step down.

Xiao Yi thought that you weren't yourself, and it wasn't much better.

Lu Zhou was silent, playing with a cup in his hands, the two were wearing bathrobes, sitting on both sides of the table, Xiao Yi looked around, the colorful lights, according to this empty room, added a sense of loneliness.

He knows the feeling of drifting north, going home every day, turning on the lights, the family is alone, maybe two days a day may not matter, but day after day, year after year, he will feel lonely, cold walls If you want to find someone to talk to, you can’t find it. If you live in such a big house, you will feel lonely even if you are rich.

"Why not ask your parents to come and take care of you?" Xiao Yi said.

"Divorced." Lu Zhou said, "all abroad, you don't know? I also said in previous interviews in magazines."

Xiao Yi remembered that there seemed to be such a thing.

"How about your parents?" Lu Zhou asked.

Xiao Yi: "In my hometown, I used to teach in the countryside, but now I moved to the county and live with my brother."

After thinking for a while, he sighed again and said with a smile: "You have money, a house, a successful career, what other troubles? Look at me." Xiao Yi pointed to himself and said, "All my savings I can’t afford even one square. My dad saved 80,000 in his life and said that he would buy me a down payment, and our family’s three generations of savings can’t afford one square.”

Lu Zhou: "..."

"Can I compare with you?" Half a day later, Lu Zhou finally jumped out.

Xiao Yi was right, right, can someone like you compare with me?

"Work well!" Lu Zhou got up and shouted down the stairs. "There will be a house! But if I were you, I would quickly go back to the country and I wouldn't have it if I missed my parents' life!"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi didn't expect Lu Zhou's last sentence, but it was quite human.