Good Man Operation Guide

She admitted that her height was a little shorter than the two long-legged girls in the precinct, but what did he mean by commenting on her short legs, flat chest, and short hair! And her looks! She had always been complimented since she was little. Her dimple was said to be rare and sweet. How was it bad?!

“Ah Wei. Ah Wei, clon’t argue with the Vice Leader. He’s the type of guy who likes big breasts, long legs, and a snake’s face."

The colleagues who heard Feng Kaiyuan’s comment about Shui Wei almost laughed and quickly pulled Shui Wei, who was frowning, “Insensitive male aesthetics, you know...”

“Don’t speak ill of me. Listen, I at least appreciate women. Leader Lin is different. In this man’s eyes, all beings are equal, and men and women belong to the same gender. So, why did he agree? It doesn’t make sense!"

“There’s something fishy going on. Yuan Fang, what do you think?"

The colleague surnamed Yuan, named Yuan Fang, narrowed his eyes, pretending to be deep in thought and stroked the small stubble on his chin that couldn’t really be seen, “I’m still on the fence."

A colleague followed along with the analysis, “I think Leader Lin might really fancy Ah Wei. Think about it, Leader Lin is 27 years old, right? There has never been a close woman around him. not even a female mosquito. As a man, of course, he would feel lonely. Look at Ah Wei. How beautiful she looks. She smiles so sweetly and has a good personality. Even if she doesn’t look quite normal.”

“Damn you!"

Feng Kaiyuan kickecl over with one foot, “You guys love to talk nonsense. Even if Leader Lin really doesn’t have a female mosquito around him. Can he still distinguish between male and female mosquitoes!?”

“Hey!" The colleague cleanly clodged, “Vice Leader. you don’t know that? Male mosquitoes don’t bite, but female mosquitoes bite. Every summer, the group of us would be bitten all over, but Leader Lin never gets bitten by mosquitoes. Isn’t this because there are no female mosquitoes around him?”

Lin Shiheng was drying his hands in the bathroom when the group of people were talking nonsense.

The memories he received this time were almost recalled in seconds, and the memories that came in were simple and clear. After all. the original owner had a very simple life: work. home, and the scene of a murder.

Yes, a murder scene.

The original owner was a policeman by profession, to be precise, a not quite ordinary policeman.

Belonging to Zhongyuan City, the seventh precinct of the National Zhongyuan City Police Department. It specialised in investigating cases that ordinary police officers couldn’t solve for quite some time or those serious cases.

In reality, there was no such thing, so Lin Shiheng hadn’t clone any research. But in this novel, at the beginning, the seventh precinct could only be considered a nominal place to receive a salary. It was dedicated to giving some second-generation officers some titles.

Later, slowly, because of the lack of achievements, they began to recruit truly powerful officers. After solving some cases, the seventh precinct gradually gained the name it deserved.

Finally, it evolvecl into a real crime-solving department. Although the second generations were transferred in a low-key manner after the seventh precinct was noticed by the higher-ups, the convenience the seventh precinct hacl in many areas were preserved, which became the starting point of the novel’s female lead Shui Wei.

Accorcling to the current setting, this should be a criminal investigation novel, but the author started to write this novel as some sort of adult fiction of characters who were investigating a case.

It was the bedroom kind of adult fiction.

From the beginning, the author was proud of it. I’m here to write. Everyone get ready for some saucy scenes!

The female Shui Wei. talented and hardworking, as a small rookie, worked hard on her exam and enterecl the seventh precinct. Then when she was ready to start her career with dedication, she found that she could actually see ghosts.

They weren’t the type of ghosts that could talk and cry about the injustice of how they died. It was the kind of ghosts that maintained their last appearance of when they died.

She was an officer, and the ghosts that followed her were certainly no ordinary ghosts. They were basically people who had been killed. Without solving the case, and the murderer wasn’t punished, they wouldn’t stop following Shui Wei.

Although they basically maintained the posture of how they diecl; for example, someone that clied of hanging would have stiff hands and feet, floating in midair, and couldn’t move, they would still follow Shui Wei. None of the ghosts could speak, and most of the time, they had no autonomous consciousness. Only after finding the real killer would they be able to control their body and disappear from Shui Wei’s side.

It would be nice to get used to it if she was someone bold. Although, it would be terrifying to see a floating body the moment she opened her eyes in the morning. But anyway, they didn’t harm anyone.

The problem was, once Shui Wei was followed by a ghost, her body would turn extremely cold, just like eating popsicles in winter and taking a colcl bath in the Arctic, even her heart felt cold.

The first time she was followed, she almost froze to death.

When she accidentally bumped into the original owner, she barely came back to life.

From then on, Shui Wei discovered that the original owner had a large amount of Yang energy. Every time a ghost followed her, she just needed to keep close contact with the original owner. For example, she accidentally touched his hand or elbow, and it even worked through clothes.

(TNote: Yang = the positive aura of vitality/heat/life. Yin = negative aura/ cleath/cold.)

Although it wasn’t something lifelong. and it could only work for a few hours, at least she was saved.

Just when the readers thought that Shui Wei wanted to have s*x with the original owner, the untouchable flower, which was hard to pursue from the start, in order to survive, Shui Wei got stuck.

Every day, she would pretend to touch the original owner accidentally. At night she would cover herself in large quilts, turn on the heater, and ignore the ghost stancling next to her.

Readers: ???

No! Author! You promisecl us some saucy scenes. Do we have to pay for chapters!?

The author quickly explained: Dear readers, hold your horses. That's what a female lead is supposed to be like. She grew up as a goocl child. How could you let her have s*x with her still unfamiliar boss?

Reader: No way, aren’t we here for the saucy scenes? He has to eat the little fresh meat well, her character doesn’t matter ah!

(TNote: I can feelhowrealistic this wouldbe in my bones... The author of this bookmust be chuckling evilly right now.)

The author was persuaded, so he wrote about an unexpected accident, and the original owner and Shui Wei finally did the deed.

It was the first time for both of them. so they decidecl to have a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

Then, while the readers were happily waiting for couples to do it. the author struggled again. The persona of the original owner should be the untouchable flower; how could an untouchable flower be constantly interestecl in s*x.

So, the original owner not only didn’t have lustful activities every day but also worked diligently on a business trip to investigate cases, leaving the female lead alone in Zhongyuan City, with a lot of quilts and heater on.

Then, there was a power outage in Zhongyuan City that night.

She used eight quilts, but it didn’t work.

The readers were excited. and the readers were happy. They were rubbing their hands, waiting for him to fly back and show a hot scene.

However, the author who was going to write about the man flying back to ‘heat her up’ was struggling again. The original owner was on a business trip in another city to investigate a case, ancl the female lead was in a crisis. Would the untouchable flower still fly back?!

He couldn’t fly back. He didn’t know anything about it, so he hacl no excuse to fly back.

Besides, in the plot the author wrote before, one of the cities he went to had no airports. He couldn’t fly back even if he wanted to.

Now, the power outage plot had been written, and he absolutely couldn’t write that her power bank suddenly had battery left. She couldn’t call him.

The author was frustrated.

The author regretted it and wanted to slam his head into a wall.

The author almost wishecl he could go back to a few chapters ago and erase the blackout plot.

When many readers were screaming about hot scenes, the obsessive-compulsive and logic crazy author succeeded in fooling himself.

The next day, readers waiting to happily read saucy scenes opened a new chapter.

The female lead froze to death.

She called her boyfriend for help. But, because the author previously wrote that he was two cities away, without an airport to go to, the original owner rushecl back, just in time to see that his girlfriend was frozen to death.

The End.

The author said a few words at the end. He said it was calculated according to the plot setting and the persona of the two characters. Then, he ran away from blame.

Readers who are eager for hot scenes: ???

Lin Shiheng, who spent a few minutes reading the whole story: “..."

He fully understood why the memory of the original owner was so little. With such an unreliable author, having some sort of decent life was already two-thirds a blessing.

What’s more, the world didn’t form a complete world of its own because before the female lead could grow up to support the will of the world, she had frozen to death.

When the female lead died, the world would collapse. And all the people in this small world would follow.

Those who were buried with her, naturally, included the original owner.

The original owner was very unwilling. He had no deep feelings for the female lead in the strict sense. They were together because of the accident, and he hurried back just because of his sense of responsibility.

As a distinctive character in the author’s work, even when the world was destroyed. he still had an obsession, even for a moment.

Who was the murderer of the case he was investigating!?

Who was it!

Who?!

With this strong obsession, he wanted to find out who the killer was, even if it cost him his soul.

Before signing the agreement, he rememberecl his frozen girlfriend again, hesitated. and added another line. He askecl if the task taker could take good care of his girlfriend. No matter what, he was the one who didn’t take his girlfriend’s confession seriously. That was why he left so rashly and causecl her to freeze to death.

[Ding! This world task: Find the real killer of the last case, protect Shui Wei.]

Look for the real killer...?

Lin Shiheng looked back at the shameless ending.

Sure enough, the author completely forgot about the real killer.

It seemed that he could only wait for the plot to develop to that point.

Lin Shiheng looked at himself in the mirror, withdrew his hands from under the dryer, turned around and walked out.