Great Tang Broom Star

"Prince of the United Kingdom, His Majesty has summoned you."

Li Ji was stunned for a moment, and Li Jingye quickly stuffed the semi-finished belt into his arms.

Li Ji grabbed it, Li Jingye raised his head, and said seriously: "Ah, your strength is not as strong as mine, I'm afraid of hurting you!"

Li Ji slapped him, then snatched the belt, and cursed: "Get out!"

"Ah Weng's temperament is getting weirder."

Li Jingye muttered: "Ah Weng, it's embarrassing to spread the word."

After Li Ji waited for him to leave, he took off his low-key but luxurious belt, and put on this half-finished, ugly belt.

He coughed and left the room.

The subordinate officer saluted, then stared at the belt for a moment.

Li Ji said with a cold face, "Look at it."

The subordinate officer thought he said he was worth the house, so he bowed his head and said, "Yes."

After leaving Shangshu Province, the prime ministers will reconcile.

Li Yifu had just been promoted to Zhongshuling, when he saw Li Ji's belt, his mind wandered for a while.

on purpose?

No, Li Ji is steady, and he will not deliberately wear such a belt to show his ugliness.

Then his belt was broken, and he couldn't find a replacement for a while, so he got this ugly thing.

So he smiled.

Everyone came to the same conclusion, so they remained silent.

Li Ji deliberately walked in front.

Huh!

Everyone was surprised.

In the past, Li Ji liked to walk behind the most, what happened today?

"British lord, you are..."

Laiji asked.

Li Ji lowered his head.

Everyone bowed their heads.

Nothing there!

The servant who led the way turned around and found that the prime ministers were all looking down at the ground, wondering whose jade pendant had fallen?

Li Ji coughed dryly.

no response.

He stroked his beard and smiled, "The evil beast in the family is not doing business. Knowing that the old man's birthday is approaching, he actually went to find a craftsman to learn the art, and made this belt with his own hands...Look, it's ugly!"

Everyone is human, so Li Ji came out with an ugly belt, then walked forward and looked down at the belt... No one is a fool, but they know that there is something wrong with the belt.

But no one thought it would be this problem.

acid!

Li Ji felt that he was outside the jar of vinegar, feeling light all over.

Later, Li Zhi found that the expressions of all the officials were not right.

But he didn't care about that right now.

"That alchemist from Tianzhu, Sahamei, is here."

Changsun Wuji raised his head, "Your Majesty, this Sapomei was brought back to Chang'an by Wang Xuance, and he was full of the way of longevity. Later, the late emperor sent him to search for medicine stones in order to obtain the medicine of longevity...but he returned in vain and could not make it. Today when he comes again, the old minister thinks that he is seeking wealth."

Uncle's vision is still quite sharp, but...

Li Zhi nodded and smiled, "Since ancient times, there have been gods? Emperor Qin, Han and Wu have worked hard to pursue them, and they have exhausted the people, but the soldiers have achieved nothing. If there are immortals, they are all here today? Absurd!"

"Call Taishi Ling!"

Li Chunfeng came and laughed when he heard about it, "As Your Majesty said, the matter of gods and spirits is illusory, but the fact that if there are immortals, they are all here today, reveals the truth of this matter."

The emperor is unusually sober, which is good news for Datang.

All the ministers praised the saint.

Li Chunfeng went out and saw Suo Pomei outside the palace gate.

Su Pomei's beard and hair have turned gray, and her face has changed drastically.

"I've seen Taishi Ling."

His voice was calm, neither rushed nor irritable. There seems to be magic in the pair of eyes, which makes people want to take a closer look and explore the mystery.

Li Chunfeng stopped, feeling that this person was not interesting, "Since you have returned to Tianzhu, why did you come back?"

"I found the way to longevity."

Sa Po Mei smiled, but with some mystery.

Li Chunfeng laughed, "What is the way of longevity? Let me ask you, if there is a way of longevity, why do you age?"

"It's just reincarnation."

Suo Po Mei slowly turned around and walked.

"There is a god living on the top of a deep mountain, and every day when giving lectures, there are extravagant hype, and then there are strange beasts offering fairy drinks and fresh fruits. I just glanced at the foot of the mountain,

Trembling all over..."

He stood outside the gate of the imperial city, his voice suddenly loud.

"I want to go to Shenshan!"

The most powerful person in this world is not the emperor, but the powerful.

In the afternoon of that day, Su Po Mei was invited by some dignitaries.

...

"Husband... I'm going to die."

Wei Wushuang had a severe fever.

"I can't die!"

Jia Pingan made ginger soup for her to drink, and at the same time made alcohol.

"Husband..."

Jia Pingan is taking off her clothes.

Wei Wushuang blushed like an apple.

"Your husband must not!" Wei Wushuang felt that he had no strength to resist.

"Women are trouble!" Jia Pingan diluted the alcohol, then dipped it in a towel and wiped it for Wei Wushuang.

Forehead, armpits...

"Husband..."

There were tears in Wei Wushuang's eyes.

There are maids in this family, but Jia Pingan does it himself...

"Don't move."

Jia Pingan looked at her face while wiping, "I said, can you calm down a bit, you can't even see the face."

While muttering, he got up and raised Wei Wushuang's right hand to wipe his armpit.

Wei Wushuang hooked his neck suddenly, and Jia Pingan was caught off guard and leaned against her face.

"Husband."

"What's the matter?"

Wei Wushuang had never been so satisfied.

Such a husband is a good man.

"Even if the concubine dies at this moment, I will have no regrets."

Jia Pingan slapped her, "Nonsense."

Later, Wei Wushuang's body temperature dropped and he fell into a deep sleep.

Jia Ping left the bedroom, and Su Ho was waiting with his two children, looking anxious.

In this era, high fever is almost terminally ill, so you have to try your luck.

"Nothing, it will be fine tomorrow."

Wei Wushuang was greedy for the coolness and didn't cover the quilt at night, so he got tricked.

"Aye."

Jia Yu raised his head, the helpless look in his eyes made Jia Pingan feel a pain in his heart, so he picked him up.

"Your mother is very well, and you will be fine tomorrow."

"Aye, I miss Mommy."

"Um!"

Doudou took Aye's clothes and followed the sideways step by step.

"Aye, is aunt asleep?"

Dou Dou raised his head and asked, almost staggering under his feet.

"Yes, I'm asleep."

Jia Pingan gave her a hand.

Doudou sighed, like a grown-up, "Aye, Auntie likes to sleep with Da Niang the most, or let them sleep together in the future, and they will definitely not get sick."

Well!

Su Ho blushed, but said confidently: "I just like Wu Shuang's long legs."

Wushuang's long legs are the cutest, and they are really comfortable to wrap around.

That night, Jia Ping'an accompanied Wei Wushuang to sleep, always in a daze, getting up from time to time to touch her forehead, and even tried to breathe.

Sanhua stood on duty outside the bedroom, looked at the night sky, and murmured: "Is this the man from Datang? No, it's just Mr. Lang."

On the second day, Jia Ping'an was still in a daze and felt chilly.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Wei Wushuang lying on his chest with gentle eyes.

"Husband!"

"Sweating?"

Wei Wushuang nodded, and Jia Pingan pulled her down, then covered her with a quilt.

He got out of bed in obscene clothes and trousers, opened the cabinet and got two quilts.

"Sweat, don't catch cold, hold back!"

When I caught a cold when I was a child, my parents made ginger soup to drink, and then added a quilt to sweat.

"Mr. Lang."

Someone is calling outside.

"What is it?"

Jia Ping put on his clothes.

"Lang Jun, Tai Shiling is here."

Depend on!

He even missed the time to go to Yamen.

But Jia Ping'an doesn't care about the little money and food, so just deduct it.

Uncle Li stood in the front yard in a dignified manner, while Du He and the others served him respectfully.

"Uncle Li!"

Jia Pingan didn't sleep well all night, but he was still in good spirits.

Li Chunfeng glanced at him, "Young man, you must exercise restraint, your air is exhausted."

What am I wasting?

Jia Pingan chuckled and said, "My wife is sick, and I took care of her all night."

Uncle Li laughed dryly, and then returned to his fairy-like appearance, "Xiao Jia, do you know about Suo Po Mei?"

Well!

Jia Ping'an had inquired about this person.

It was rumored in later generations that Suo Pomei made some kind of elixir for the late emperor, and the late emperor died after taking it.

But in fact, Suo Po Mei took the money and food of the late emperor to go all over the world to have fun, and the feeling of traveling with public funds is really good.

"I know."

"He came to Chang'an again!"

say!

Jia Pingan frowned, "Is this trying to confuse His Majesty? Kill him!"

Li Chunfeng said lightly: "At the beginning, the first emperor was confused by him, but later he should have warned His Majesty, what His Majesty said is amazing..."

"What are you talking about?" Jia Ping'an thought to himself, could it be something like "my fate is up to me"?

Li Chunfeng said in that kind of praiseful tone: "Since ancient times, have there been immortals? Emperor Qin, Han and Wu worked hard to seek them out, and the people were exhausted, but the soldiers did not achieve anything. If there are immortals, are they all safe today?"

Li Zhi is not confused!

After a thousand years, these words can beat those idiots who are delusional and believe in immortality!

Jia Ping'an even felt that this passage should be recorded and passed on to future generations.

Li Chunfeng scratched his head, his sense of immortality disappeared immediately, "The dignitaries in Chang'an City picked up that Suo Pomei, and a group of people were listening to Suo Pomei talking about the sacred mountain. The old man is worried that he will make some noise in Chang'an City."

Jia Pingan said indifferently: "Since it is said that it can live forever, let's kill him and see if he dies."

Li Chunfeng sighed, "Xiao Jia, you are too evil, be careful of troubles in the rest of your life. Look at Li Ji, then look at Li Jing, you will be like this for the rest of your life, it seems to be beautiful..."

Why did Uncle Li become so nagging?

Jia Pingan was speechless.

"The old man is going to find out, Xiao Jia, will you go with me?"

Uncle Li had a deep affection and sincerely sent out an invitation to slay demons and demons.

"My generation of monks... No, my generation of new learners naturally wants to kill demons and demons. But let's wait for my wife to recover."

In the afternoon, Wei Wushuang looked like an ordinary person.

At dinner, the husband and wife are in love with each other.

Su Ho was eating at the side, looking at them suspiciously.

Jia Ping'an felt that one favored another more than another, so he gave her an affectionate look.

DouDou shouted from the side: "Aye, I'm looking at A Niang, keep watching!"

This unlucky boy!

Jia Pingan gritted his teeth.

"Ah Fu!"

Ah Fu staggered in.

Papa, are you going to hit the third child?

Jia Pingan waved his hand angrily, "It's gone."

After dinner, Jia Pingan set off with his people.

"Uncle Li!"

All the way to Li Chunfeng's home.

Uncle Li was probably practicing, but he was wearing a Taoist robe and smelled of incense.

"This is……"

Jia Pingan said with a smile: "Tonight the moon and stars are scarce, it is a good time to cast down demons!"

"now go?"

Li Chunfeng counted with his fingers, and his lips kept moving.

Jia Ping'an was very curious, "Uncle Li, what are you doing? Could it be bad luck?"

Li Chunfeng didn't answer.

But the old servant looked at him in awe, not daring to show his breath.

Lao Li is really like a fairy.

After a long while, Li Chunfeng sighed, "I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with my son when I get home."

Is Lao Li calculating the time it will take for this operation?

Awesome!

Jia Pingan asked, "What is Zi Shijue?"

"I slept before midnight."

Concise and concise!

"Walk!"

Li Chunfeng is now ready to go.

"Where's the mahogany sword? Where's the talisman?"

Jia Ping'an really wanted to see what Li Chunfeng would do when he conquered demons.

Li Chunfeng said lightly: "The sword is in my heart."

Sure enough, it is full of force.

Outside, Chen Dong and several servants were waiting.

Li Chunfeng glanced at them, "They are all full of evil spirits."

This is Li Shenxian!

Duan Chuliang looked at him steadily, and suddenly asked: "Shenxian Li, if the dead person has no body...is it possible for the soul to return home? May the incense be enjoyed?"

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When everyone got on their horses, Li Chunfeng glanced at Duan Chuliang, "Your aura is particularly strong, how many people did you kill?"

Duan Chuliang shook his head, "It's too many to count."

"A world of great contention!"

Jia Pingan doesn't think there is anything wrong with killing people in this era, "Strong enemies are around, if you don't kill people, you will be killed."

Li Chunfeng felt that these words were a bit meaningful, "It doesn't matter whether the corpse exists or not, in fact... the soul is the most important thing."

Duan Chuliang said happily: "Thank you Li Shenxian."

Li Chunfeng said lightly: "It's just a trivial matter."

"Xiao Jia, what do you think?"

Li Chunfeng always wanted to make Master Jia under his own sect, but he couldn't help Master Jia not to be fooled.

Jia Pingan was thinking about Suo Po Mei, and said casually: "The world is a sea of ​​suffering, the body is a boat, and the soul is a guest."

He found it very quiet around.

"Tai Shiling, what's the matter?"

Li Chunfeng tugged on his beard, and suddenly his jaw hurt, but he pulled more than ten beards down. He glanced at his beard and said with a heartache, "How many years have you kept it?"

He raised his head and looked at Jia Ping'an as if looking at a fat lamb, "Little Jia, let's practice with the old man, the old man promises to make you the leader of the Taoist sect..."

How can ordinary people resist such temptations.

Jia Pingan smiled slightly, "Taishi Ling, the Dao that a monk seeks, the so-called Taoist leader is just power, if you want power, don't hang out with others, and if you want to seek the Dao, don't care about the so-called leader."

Li Chunfeng's body trembled, "Poverty Dao has made a mistake."

Jia Ping'an didn't expect Li Chunfeng to be awakened by his words, and felt that Dao Zun should reward him heavily.

Duan Chuliang was exploring the way ahead.

His father was also a military soldier. He followed the first emperor to conquer Goryeo and was captured... At that time, the Goryeo people were no longer rampant. They just wanted to hit the morale of the Tang army, so they dragged his father and some captives alive with war horses. die.

At that time, the screams were said to be similar to the screams of a ghost. Afterwards, some fellow villagers went to collect the corpses, but they only found a piece of the backbone and took it back.

After burying the backbone, Duan Chuliang immediately joined the army and firmly demanded to go to Korea.

After hearing what happened to him, Zhechong Mansion took special measures to let him catch up with Erzheng Goryeo.

That battle...

He rushed to kill with all his strength, his eyeballs turned red, and his eyes were fixed.

In the ensuing battle, the Tang army won a big victory, Duan Chuliang fought bravely and killed many enemies, he had been reported by the Shangguan, and he was waiting to be rewarded for his meritorious service after the war.

A bright future is in sight, but the matter of Duan's food has been exposed.

He used human skin as a drum and human bones as drumsticks, and forced the captives to beat them.

The captives collapsed, and riots ensued.

One by one, he beheaded more than 30 captives, all of whom were covered in flesh and internal organs.

Those eyes were not human-like.

Duan Chuliang went crazy.

But fortunately he only killed prisoners, Shangguan felt sorry, so he covered it up and reported a madness.

The street was deserted at night, and the sound of a group of people's hooves seemed a bit monotonous.

There are torches ahead.

"Stop!"

A group of soldiers from the Jinwu Guard came over and glanced at everyone.

"Identity, where are you going? Don't put your hands on your waist."

"Jia Pingan, Marquis of Wuyang." Duan Chuliang said.

He looked at these sergeants with memories in his eyes.

Those fights!

His breathing couldn't help but quicken.

After verifying the night travel certificate, everyone set off again.

When you arrive at Liquanfang, it is called Kaifangmen.

"Where?"

Jia Pingan asked.

"Lang Jun, it's not far ahead."

In a big house ahead, the lights are brightly lit at the moment.

A group of dignitaries listened piously in the lobby.

The one seated above was Suo Po Mei, his voice was gentle, and his eyes flashed with a strange light.

The first emperor, Yingwu I, actually stumbled on him, which shows that he has a lot of tricks.

"...there is a sacred mountain in the Western Regions, and there is a holy white lotus on the sacred mountain. You only need to eat one piece to prolong your life, and eat one plant to live forever..."

There was a sudden noise outside.

"damn it!"

Seeing that Sua Pomei frowned and refused to speak, a dignitary scolded: "Go and see, fight!"

Those slaves went out aggressively...

At the gate, more than ten slaves looked at Duan Chuliang coldly.

Outside the door, Jia Pingan and Li Chunfeng were looking at the night sky.

"roll!"

A howler roared.

"Why don't you do the courtesy first and then the soldiers?" Li Chunfeng was a little curious.

"Because these people don't want to listen to us, we came here for one purpose, to let Sahamei know that Datang is not a place for him to bluff and deceive."

Just like when Jia Pingan was called a broom star back then, Li Zhi wished he could slap him to death, but he was afraid of the consequences.

The same is true for Sahamei.

If he is killed, will it bring some unpredictable consequences?

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case!

There was a sneer on the corner of Jia Ping's mouth, "This world only pays attention to clothes and not people, I want to try my fist!"

Duan Chuliang takes a step forward...

The screams broke out suddenly and didn't stop.

Jia Pingan looked at the night sky leisurely, "Tai Shiling, do you think there are people living on those stars?"

"Maybe."

Li Chunfeng was not sure.

"stop!"

There was the sound of a knife being drawn from inside.

Jia Pingan walked over slowly.

Duan Chuliang held the arm of a slave, looked indifferently at those people who drew their swords in front of them, and tried hard...

"Aw!"

The scream of Hao Nu whose arm was cut off echoed in the night sky.

"kill him!"

The dignitaries arrived and were furious.

"Kill who?"

Jia Pingan and Li Chunfeng appeared.