Hogwarts Kryptonian

"I really don't understand how the Ministry of Magic figured out how to flush the toilet."

Lu Yunkai complained and walked forward.

The two beauties in traditional costumes who followed him had smiles on their faces, but they did not speak.

This is the first time for these three young wizard apprentices to come to the Ministry of Magic. Although Lu Yunkai doesn't care much, the two girls are still quite nervous.

With its towering stone pillars and huge hall, it doesn't look like it's located in an underground space at all, but more like it's in an ancient castle.

And none of the staff from the Ministry of Magic who were walking quickly around them gave these three wizard apprentices who were incompatible with this place a second glance.

A daily scene of busy work.

"Meow, how much do you expect people from the Ministry of Magic to know about Muggle things?" Kris, who was squatting on Lu Yunkai's shoulder, seemed to be familiar with this place, "This way!"

As he spoke, he pointed in a direction with his paw.

In fact, Lu Yunkai knew where to go without Chris's guidance: in the middle of the hall was a reception desk, which should be prepared for ordinary visiting wizards like them.

Behind the reception desk, the staff who had just started working were waving their magic wands and sorting out their work arrangements for this morning.

"Hello, we are Lu Yunkai and two others traveling with us. We have an appointment with Crocker from the Department of Mysteries." Lu Yunkai reported his name according to the instructions from Chris in his ear.

A fat young witch wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and a slightly impatient expression raised her head and glanced at Lu Yunkai and the Parvati sisters who were following him.

A wave of the wand in his hand.

A piece of parchment flew out and landed in front of the three people.

Quiet.

"I'm sorry, sister, this is our first time at the Ministry of Magic." Lu Yunkai saw that the witch seemed to throw the paper to him and then went on to do other things, so he could only ask again.

"Sign with the wand and follow the paper." The witch said with impatience.

"Thank you, sister, for your hard work." Lu Yun said with a smile, then took out his wand and waved it towards the parchment.

He turned his head and glanced at the two sisters who were following behind him with weird expressions.

"Wand, signature."

"...Oh!" Sister Parvati reacted first, took out the wand from her sleeve, and waved it at the parchment.

Then my sister did it.

As if it had received instructions, the piece of parchment flew up from the table, folded in the air, turned into a paper airplane, and then flew forward.

"What an interesting magic!" Parvati sighed with excitement.

"Yeah." Lu Yun smiled and followed.

The twin sisters quickly followed.

"Lu Yunkai, why did you just... talk to that staff member in that tone?" Padma asked Lu Yunkai in a low voice after following the paper airplane some distance away from the front desk.

"What tone?"

"Like a little kid."

"Compared to that old woman who is irritable because of her work and looks like she owes money to everyone, we are indeed still children!" Lu Yunkai smiled.

Padma was stunned.

Then he burst out laughing.

"Meow, what's so funny about this?" Kris muttered as she squatted on Lu Yunkai's shoulder.

"Where's the box the professor gave you?" Parvati didn't seem to find anything funny in Lu Yunkai's words, but brought the topic back to business.

"It's in the space bag." Lu Yunkai patted a simple cloth bag on his waist.

"...This is your interdimensional bag? Why is it so much worse than the one you gave to Daphne!" Parvati glanced at the simple and somewhat crude cloth bag, and was very surprised.

"I gave all the good things to my girlfriend!" Padma said in a teasing tone.

While talking, the three of them walked into a magic elevator.

In addition to the three of them, there were several adult wizards in the elevator, and in addition to their paper airplane, there were at least a dozen more hovering in the elevator.

"It seems that this paper airplane is the internal communication method of the Ministry of Magic! I thought it was the customer service system!" Lu Yunkai muttered.

"Meow, what, you still want to sell the mirror you made to the Ministry of Magic? Then your set of gadgets will really no longer belong to you." Chris shouted.

"Not necessarily! Operation and maintenance cannot be outsourced...and this method of communication is slow and not environmentally friendly..."

"Meow? What did you say? Why can't I understand?"

"Nothing." Lu Yunkai shook his head because he noticed that the twin sisters seemed to care more about what he was talking about than Chris.

The magic elevator stopped, a few wizards inside walked out, and then, a few more people walked in.

Some paper airplanes also flew out, and some flew in.

The plane that brought them in that Lu Yunkai was staring at didn't move, so he didn't move either.

Just like that, the elevator descended two more floors in silence, and the paper airplane finally flew out.

Lu Yunkai also quickly followed.

Then he realized that it looked like it was just the three of them and the paper airplane coming off the elevator.

The other wizards in the elevator seemed to be looking at the three of them with strange eyes.

Although he felt a little uncomfortable being watched, Lu Yunkai quickly followed the plane and passed through a dark corridor. The three of them suddenly became enlightened.

A huge space, empty and dark, except for a table and a chair in the middle.

Sitting on the chair was a wizard who looked quite young, but Lu Yunkai was not sure how old he should be.

The paper plane flew straight towards the man, then unfolded in front of him and turned back into parchment.

The wizard also raised his head, adjusted his glasses, and looked at Lu Yunkai... Chris on his shoulder.

"Long time no see, Chrissy."

"Meow! Long time no see! Old monster."

"..."

Lu Yunkai glanced at the wizard awkwardly, and then at Chrissy.

These words...

"Just translate." Chris patted Lu Yunkai's head with her cat paw.

Lu Yunkai sighed softly and translated.

"Ugly cat! Even if you don't feel grateful that I saved your life, at least you should respect me because I am your former master's godfather!" The wizard smiled and shook his head, and then looked towards He asked Lu Yunkai, who helped Chris transfer the conversation, "You... are the new owner of this ugly cat."

"My name is Lu Yunkai. You..."

"I am Crocker."

"Oh! Here!" Lu Yunkai quickly took out the box Trelawney gave him from the space bag.

It was placed on the only table in the huge hall.

Crocker was stunned.

His eyes fell on the space bag on Lu Yunkai's waist.

"……What's wrong?"

"Where did you get this space bag?" Crocker looked strange.

"Meow! Why are you asking so many questions! Finish Trelawney's business quickly, and we'll leave. Your shabby place is like a cemetery. I don't want to stay for a moment longer." Chris shouted.

"...You bad cat is getting more and more irritable." After listening to Lu Yunkai's translation, Crocker did not intend to talk to Chris, but continued to stare at Lu Yunkai's space bag, "Can you sell this bag to me? ?”

"Meow! Ask him how much he paid! This old guy is very rich! Compared with him, there is no difference between the Malfoy family and the Weasley family!" Chrissy quickly interrupted.

"...Chris won't let me sell it."

"Meow!! When did I say I won't let you sell it?!" Kris immediately became furious, "Don't rely on others not being able to understand and talk nonsense!"

"We've delivered the stuff, is there anything else?" Lu Yunkai didn't answer Chris, but just glanced at it.

"Well, let me take a look first, you guys wait a moment." Only then did Crocker notice the two twins following Lu Yunkai who he regarded as nothing but air. He nodded and took out his wand.

After a strange and lengthy spell, he waved his wand, and the shining fire-sealing paint broke into pieces and scattered like stars.

In the shocked and envious eyes of the three wizard apprentices, the box was opened, and inside was a crystal ball wrapped in black velvet.

"Well, I'm going to trouble you three next." Crocker gently placed the crystal ball on the wooden shelf he took out of the box, and then took out a brief letter and read it.

"...Why bother the three of us?" Lu Yunkai glanced at the twin sisters behind him with a confused expression.

The two girls had no idea what was going on.

"Trelawney made a prophecy in front of the three of you, which complies with the prophecy registration rules of the Department of Mysteries. Now you are required to testify."

"...In front of us??" Lu Yunkai frowned.

"Oh! Is it that time! Professor Trelawney's voice suddenly became very hoarse!!" My sister Parvati was the first to think of it.

"Then the professor came back to her senses and forgot what she said!" My sister Padma also recalled, "Lu Yunkai, you even made a bottle of potion for the professor to drink, and then sent her to the infirmary!"

"That's what happened." Lu Yunkai nodded.

This is in October leading up to Halloween. That day was Saturday. In order to escape from Flint's Quidditch training, Lu Yunkai lied that Professor Trelawney had something to do with him (because no one wanted to deal with Trelawney, this excuse proved to be the best by Lu Yunkai). He used a sneaky excuse (he used it several times), and then just to prove that he wasn't completely lying, just like every time he used this excuse, he went to visit Trelawney in the Prophecy classroom tower.

At that time, these two little fans were taking extra lessons in prophecy with Professor Trelawney!

Seeing Lu Yunkai coming in, Trelawney first smiled in a "comfortable" way, and then invited Lu Yunkai to sit down and drink tea with her. But just when she got up to pour black tea for Lu Yunkai, an accident happened.

As if having a convulsion, Trelawney dropped the red teapot she was holding, and then spoke in an extremely hoarse voice.

Lu Yunkai didn't remember the details clearly, because at that time he was more concerned about Trelawney's health.

The prophecy professor who drank and smoked seemed to be suffering from epilepsy.

So I quickly gave him medicine and sent him to the infirmary.

After that, Lu Yunkai forgot about this matter.

Last night, Chris told him that he was here to register Trelawney's prophecy today, and he had always been curious about how to register the prophecy! She thought it was written down in writing and then signed by several people to prove the person who made the prediction, so she chose herself and the two students she trusted and liked the most.

But now it seems...

Is that a prophecy? ?

What was Trelawny saying then? ?

His eyes glanced at the twin sisters.

The two of them also looked shocked.

At least Lu Yunkai knew that he was here to register the prophecy today. The two sisters had no idea what they were here for. They simply thought they were here to learn more about Lu Yunkai.

But they never expected...that they would actually see a real prophecy with their own eyes? ?

The two little girls were so excited that their faces turned red!

"How to do this?" Lu Yunkai asked after sorting out his mood of running wildly.

"Point the wand next to your eyes, and then think about what happened at that time..." Crocker explained patiently, "Did you see it? There is a silver thread here, and then put the thread into the crystal ball, and it will be fine. "

"But I don't remember what she predicted at that time!"

"It's okay, it's just that you thought you didn't remember." Crocker continued with a smile: "Trelawney herself doesn't remember, so she can only let the three of you record it. And she doesn't I hope this prophecy will be accepted by the Ministry of Magic."

As he spoke, he shook the letter sealed in the box in his hand.

"Then why does she want us to come?"

"What if? She... after all, her surname is Trelawney! She still wants to prove herself..." Crocker sighed softly, "In one year, she can send over a dozen prophecy balls. Woolen cloth!"

"All right."

Lu Yunkai smiled and shook his head and did as he was told.

A silver translucent thing, which was more like a stream of water than a thread, something like smoke that would not drift away, was pulled out of his head with his wand.

Then, put in the crystal ball.

The originally clear and transparent crystal ball immediately became turbid.

It was like there was a fog and I couldn't see clearly.

"You guys are coming too." Crocker said to the excited, nervous and anxious twin sisters behind Lu Yunkai... well, they were the twin sisters with mixed feelings.

"Oh!" This time it was the younger sister who reacted first and imitated Lu Yunkai to finish her work.

Then my sister did the same.

And when the sister's wand touched the crystal ball, the crystal ball that had become like a white opaque glass ball due to the contact between Lu Yunkai and his sister Padma suddenly became clear again.

Then, Trelawney's face appeared in the crystal ball.

"The Dark Lord is coming back... He will rise again with the help of his most loyal servants... more powerful and terrifying than ever before..."

The intermittent voices and the familiar face made Lu Yunkai feel like he was back in the prophecy classroom tower that day.

Then a cloud of smoke floated in the crystal ball again, becoming blurry.

The Dark Lord's prophecy? ?

Is he coming back?

The most loyal servant? ?

Lu Yunkai was stunned for a moment.

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