Honkai Biography

The 1st year of the Houkai calendar, September 18th, morning, light rain

After staying in Xiong's for nearly a week, Sakura said she was homesick, she wanted a hammer home, I still don't understand her? It was obviously because the living conditions here were not good, and taking a shower would take a lot of trouble. She probably wanted to change back to cloth clothes, as Sakura couldn't get used to animal skins.

Obviously it looks great in animal skins, more like a donkey spirit (crossed out) a vixen spirit, why don't you like wearing it?

Ji Lin didn't want us to leave either. I could see that the little girl seemed to want to get something from me, but she was too embarrassed to speak up, so she had to entertain us with a big feast every day. practice. Sakura is too embarrassed to eat, let me teach Ji Lin some knowledge or give her something.

What kind of person am I? If Ji Lin doesn't beg me, I won't give her anything. I really look forward to the day when Ji Lin asks me for something, it must be very cute.

I am so kind. In order to train Ji Lin, I have to endure criticism from Ying and others. There are few people in the world who are as kind as me.

It's time to exercise again, I hate exercising, it's so boring.

-- Sycamore 1.09.18

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In the first year of the Houkai calendar, September 19th, in the afternoon, cloudy

Patriarch Shaodian came back, and there was a big difference between Shaodian's real appearance and the image in my mind. I thought he was a handsome guy, but he turned out to be very ordinary.

Ji Linmei, Lian Shanshuai, and Shao Dian are very ordinary. It seems that the genes on the female side are stronger.

When he learned that Sakura and I were immortals, Shaodian changed his unsmiling demeanor, and his words were full of flattery. I asked him if he wanted to become an immortal? He said that immortality is hard to find, he only wants knowledge.

For the sake of the tribe, Shaodian can lower his face to flatter outsiders. He is really a respectable and shameless person. He is worthy of becoming the patriarch.

I vaguely expressed that if I want knowledge, I need Ji Lin to ask me.

The smile on Shaodian's face is still bright, but I can still see the dissatisfaction in his heart. It seems that he loves his daughter very much.

Shaodian didn't say whether he agreed or disagreed, he said he had to think about it, then turned and left.

What choice will he make? Really been waiting.

Sakura wants me to exercise with her again, I hate exercise.

- Indus 1.09.19

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The first year of the Houkai calendar, September 21, night, heavy rain

I was fished out from the bottom of the river by everyone, I was so wronged.

Yesterday, Shaodian said that he had thought it over and would not sell his daughter's looks to please me. Ji Lin will be the patriarch in the future. If I really want Ji Lin, I must marry Xiong.

He misunderstood my words, but it doesn't matter if he misunderstood, I became the bastard that thousands of women refer to.

Danzhu criticized me verbally, saying that he didn't expect me to be such a person, what kind of person am I? Thinking about it now makes me angry, but I'll go over and slap your ass later.

Ji Lin, Cang Xuan and Qi looked at me with disgust, and even Lin's little face became bitter, it seemed that she was very disappointed in me.

This scene is very chilling in retrospect now, will I have nightmares in the future?

I tried to explain, but it's hard to explain. I can't say that Ji Lin begged me to satisfy my own pleasure.

So am I not a pervert? I'm not a pervert, I'm a kind and honest human being.

So they don't believe my explanation, and Shaodian doesn't need to tell lies about this matter, because he is not stupid, and there is no need to fight against immortals. It is true that Shaodian did not tell lies, but what he said is what he thinks is the truth in his heart , but he misunderstood. Shaodian's thoughts are really dirty, no wonder he can become the patriarch.

Selling your body and begging for help are two different things.

It turned out to be obvious, and it was funny enough that I was such a person in their minds.

What about the most basic trust between people?

Only Sakura didn't say a word, and smiled at me, that smile that I was familiar with, that made my heart skip a beat.

Then I was tied to a boulder by Sakura and sank to the bottom of the river. Sakura tied it with Judas.

I stayed at the bottom of the turbid river for two days and one night. I could control Judas and break free from the rope, but I didn't want to go out. The longer I stayed, the more ashamed they would be when they knew I had been wronged.

Now thinking about the embarrassment on their faces after they fished me out just now, I am really happy.

The Zhuo River used to be my "mother river", and I have returned to the embrace of "mother".

At the bottom of the river, I realized: women are unreliable, they will wrong me because of some trivial things, they are too emotional, they will not betray me, only Judas is by my side.

During this period, Sakura has been guarding the riverside. I don't know if she is afraid that I will run away or that I will die.

Lin sneaked over last night, and she brought some food. After Lin fished me out, he fed it to me with his own hands, and then sank me to the bottom of the river.

Lin still loves me.

During this period, Sakura kept her eyes closed, pretending not to see.

Yesterday afternoon, Shaodian brought Ji Lin over to intercede with me, but Sakura still closed her eyes and pretended not to hear.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that Ji Lin is very afraid of Sakura and keeps avoiding her.

Sakura is indeed scary, Ji Lin has vision, Ji Lin is worthy of being Ji Lin.

Cang Xuan, Dan Zhu and Ji Lin also came to intercede with me this morning, but Ying was very stubborn and still refused to agree.

Sometimes Sakura is like a stubborn ass, no wonder her ears are like that, she really wants to masturbate again, I am not attacking personally, I am just stating the facts.

When that dead girl Danzhu left, she threw a stone at my place, almost hitting me.

Later I will find a reason to hang her up and smoke.

Only Qi didn't come to see me, this little heartless, um... let's spank Qi's ass first, and then educate Danzhu.

You don't need to find a reason to fight Qi.

I'm glad I have the habit of keeping a diary. In the evening, they found my diary and realized that they had wronged me. After explaining the situation to Sakura, they fished me out.

Goodbye, my "mother river", thank you for being with me for two days and one night; goodbye, fish and shrimps at the bottom of the river, you have formed a beautiful scenery in the river; I can see you here, I'm really sorry, I never thought you could not help playing with me so much, I'm really sorry for playing you to death.

Thank you, Houkai Beast, thank you for providing valuable materials for human beings to fight against Houkai.

Thank you, Oath of Judas, if you hadn't hidden a few research materials in your body before, life at the bottom of the river would have been quite difficult.

The information about this Honkai beast still needs to be recorded as soon as possible.

-- Sycamore 1.09.21

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The first year of the Houkai calendar, September 22, afternoon, the weather was fine

Early in the morning, before I woke up, Shaodian brought Ji Lin over to apologize to me. They seemed to understand the whole story and knew that I was wronged.

I graciously forgave him, but Ji Lin was very embarrassed and kept his head down.

It is difficult for me to ask Ji Lin to ask me, because my diary has been read, Danzhu, as Ji Lin's friend, will not just watch her beg for something cute from me.

Damn Danzhu, she always likes to mess with me, she smoked lightly last night, probably only three days before she dared to sit on the bench, next time I will smoke her for a month and dare not sit on the bench.

Danzhu's wailing and begging for mercy last night was so wonderful, it made me so excited that I got up overnight to record the information about the Houkai beast at the bottom of the river.

Danzhu's place is so warped, it must have grown up because of being beaten, I will continue to help you swell it and make it more warped.

Qi is very boring, she looks so cute, I am too embarrassed to hit her, although Qi has a brain problem, but after all, I created it, how could I be willing to hit my daughter?

Qi's share of beatings should be pushed to Danzhu, I am really kind.

In the morning, I asked Sakura to fish up the body of the Honkai Beast from the bottom of the river. It seemed that Sakura felt guilty because of distrust before.

Unexpectedly, the temple-level Honkai beast survived and came back to life after landing.

Was it playing dead before? Or did I miss it, it just passed out because of my play?

I don't know the specific situation, because it was hacked to death by Sakura just after it came back to life. It's okay, the corpse is also valuable for research.

The scene of Sakura hacking the Honkai Beast to death was seen by many people, and many people worshiped her.

Danzhu also specially recorded this incident, and she called this temple-level Honkai beast Hebo.

Call Sakura Yinglong.

In this regard, I expressed my dissatisfaction, how does Sakura look like a dragon? She has ears on her head, not horns.

I think the only similarity between Yinglong and Yinglong is that both of them should be able to say "嘤嘤嘤".

I hope this time the diary will not be peeked at, otherwise I will be beaten to death by Sakura.

This guy Danzhu just needs to fight, and he can stop for a few days after the fight.

She seems to be honest by me, maybe she saw my dissatisfaction, she also recorded me as tall, my name seems to be... Taiyi...

wait... this...

I remembered a fairy tale that was buried in the back of my mind, a story that I had heard in my previous life.

Yinglong, whose name is Ji, also named Gengchen, female, the concubine of Taiyi, created and saved the world, killed Chiyou and Kuafu, helped Ding Kyushu, captured Wuzhiqi, opened up the Yangtze River and the Dragon Gate.

The unparalleled god of war with the number one record in ancient mythology.

He Bo, the water god of the Yellow River, was originally named Feng Yi, also known as "Bing Yi".

In He Bo's story, there is a story about fighting with Ying Long and being defeated by Ying Long.

Is it all a coincidence?

No, in the myths and stories, Yinglong helped the Yellow Emperor kill Chiyou and Kuafu before he fought and repelled Hebo. The time is wrong, Chi You has not yet been born.

Moreover, this time Chi You should leave it to me to solve it.

Forget it, never mind, this kind of thing can't be verified at all, thinking about it will only increase troubles, and it will also interfere with my thinking about fighting against Honkai.

However, things seem to be getting more and more interesting...

-- Sycamore 1.09.22