Honkai Biography

Chapter 79 Get along routine, light bulb storm

The Arctic Ocean is the smallest, shallowest and coldest ocean in the world, located at the northernmost tip of the planet.

The Arctic Ocean is also the ocean with the widest longitude in the world's oceans, and it is also the only uninhabited ocean in the world. Even the Inuit only live along the coast of the Arctic Ocean.

late at night.

An unnamed isolated island in the Arctic Ocean was extremely quiet, and the magnificent northern lights were mysterious and colorful. Suddenly, a golden door appeared out of thin air above this isolated island. After a while, two pink furs walked out of the door.

The long-eared pink fur was stunned by the frozen scenery thousands of miles away.

"Are you here for your honeymoon?" Sakura kicked Wutong's buttocks and said angrily, "This place is colder than Kevin!"

Wutong got up from the ground, patted the snow on his body, and said flatteringly: "Look up, how beautiful this place is, how beautiful the aurora is, and there are no people, how romantic! Why is it not suitable for a honeymoon? I will tell you later Grab another baby polar bear for you to play with."

"Go to hell! I won't play, you are not allowed to catch polar bears." Sakura hugged her shoulders and said displeasedly, this action also made the size of her chest look bigger.

However, Wutong didn't notice this greedy scenery. At this time, his eyes looked elsewhere, and then he seemed to see something, and pretended to be surprised: "Hey, come and have a look, what did I find? Here There is actually a ruin."

Ying rolled his eyes at him, and finally understood why he came to this icy and snowy place for the first time, and immediately said angrily: "Then do you happen to know the password to open this ruin?"

"Hehe, it's a coincidence, isn't it, I just happen to know." Wu Tong smiled embarrassedly.

"I see that you are not here for honeymoon, are you?"

"Hi! Look at what you said, I call it dating and work. Beautiful lady, would you like to accompany me into this romantic ruins?" Indus stretched out his hand to invite.

"I don't want to! How can there be romance in the ruins? Who would go to the cemetery on their honeymoon?" The more Sakura thought about it, the more angry she became, and she kicked him lightly on the calf.

"No, the ruins and the cemetery are two different things... It was decorated by me at the beginning, let's go in and have a look." Wutong continued to persuade.

"No! Return the decoration you made? The grave you built for yourself?" Sakura's words became more and more unpleasant.

After Wutong heard this, he flicked his sleeves and walked towards the ruins by himself: "Will you go or not?"

Ying was taken aback by Wutong's behavior, she was not angry, but panicked inexplicably.

"Is he angry? Did what I said just now hurt him? Was my behavior just now too much?" Sakura reflected on herself.

In fact, Wutong is not angry at all, his current behavior is deliberately for Sakura to see, and it is also a temptation for Sakura.

If Sakura ran over to comfort Wutong, and then admitted her mistake, then Wutong would forgive her, and then he could think about pushing his nose and face in the future, so that his family status would be improved a little bit.

If Sakura makes a move, then Wutong will immediately admit his mistake and save him from being beaten, but in the future...he may only be the younger brother of the family.

"1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, 2.3..." Indus silently recited the numbers in his heart. He thought that within 3 numbers, Sakura would definitely apologize to him.

"That... I'm sorry..." Sakura rushed to his side from behind.

"3! Phew~" Indus breathed a sigh of relief, faintly happy.

"I know I'm wrong?" Indus deliberately said with a straight face.

"Understood, I'm sorry, what I said just now was heavy." Sakura licked her cold lips, and said a little out of habit.

"Huh! I don't know who is used to your bad temper!" Wutong's airs were raised, and his appearance was particularly awkward. "Come here, let me touch your ears!"

"Huh?" Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"Cough, it's okay not to touch it. Be careful in the future. The magnanimous Master Wutong will forgive you this time, and accompany me in." Wutong said guilty, and opened the gate of the ruins casually.

"Um……"

It seems that the speed of making progress still needs to be grasped again, not to be too greedy.

"Are there many treasures in this ruin?" Sakura asked curiously, looking at the bottomless white corridor.

This is the first relic chosen by Wutong, and Sakura is very curious about the things inside.

"There's only one artificial mental retardation." Wutong stepped in, followed by Sakura.

It was also very cold in the corridor, and white mist was produced when the two of them breathed. During the walk, Wutong kept silent.

"Are you cold? Shall I warm your hands?" Sakura blushed, wondering if it was cold.

Wutong resisted Sakura's temptation, and said with a blank expression: "No need, I'm also a fusion fighter."

Sakura is a little disappointed, it seems that her boyfriend's anger has not dissipated.

Not long after, the two of Yingwu walked through a long and narrow corridor and walked into a hall.

The hall is very wide, like a square, surrounded by black walls, like a mirror, without any decoration.

In the center of the hall, a mature lady with yellow-green hair sat on the ground with her eyes closed.

Sakura's heart skipped a beat when she saw her, who is this beauty? Is it the artificial mental retardation that Wutong said? What is her relationship with Wutong?

Sakura thinks her long green hair is an eyesore, and she hates women with green hair.

Wutong walked up to the green-haired sister Yu, bent down, and gave her a big mouth.

"Snapped!"

"..."

Sakura

However, I feel that the relationship between the two may not be that close.

Green-haired sister Yu fell to the ground without any reaction.

Indus was not in a hurry either, and waited quietly.

After a while, Sister Yu's eyes moved, then opened her red eyes, and stood up.

"Ka Ka Ka..."

As Yujie got up, a palpitating force slowly revived in her body, and the surrounding area was like a black mirror wall, divided into countless parts by thin red lines.

Sakura pulled out her knife, and looked warily at the green-haired elder sister in front of her.

“………… Scanning the identity information...[Sakura]…The identity information is confirmed...[Wutong]…The identity information is confirmed...It has been detected that the two have the qualifications to visit, welcome to the two Your Excellency is here, this is [19:k23 Shelter], I am the guardian-type self-discipline combat unit [A1] in charge of this area." The sister named A1 said indifferently.

"Long time no see, Aiyi." Indus said hello.

"Long time no see, Master Wutong, what are your orders? Do you want to retrieve some of the key modules?" Aiyi's image was cold.

"No hurry, you come with me first, I will go to the next ruins to build a battleship and come back to get it."

"I need to guard this place." Aiyi said coldly.

"There is no need to guard here anymore, I need you to drive me a battleship now." Wutong said.

"I need to protect this place." Aiyi was indifferent.

"Modify order."

"Please revise the order."

"Follow me, there is no need for Aiyi to guard this place." Wutong didn't do anything.

"The modification is complete, and I will accompany you to build a battleship back." Aiyi didn't modify anything.

Sakura seemed to understand why she was called artificially retarded.

"follow me."

"yes!"

Wutong turned around and led Sakura towards the exit, and Aiyi followed behind them.

"My lord, why did you slap my face just now?"

"The cost of waking you up."

"But, only I paid the price."

"That's right."

"..."

Hearing the footsteps behind her, Sakura couldn't help but turned her head and glanced at her, Aiyi followed the two step by step, looking very reserved, still so cold.

Sakura suddenly feels that she should be optimistic about Wutong. Although this Aiyi is only an artificial intelligence, she looks really feminine, and she may be a rival in love in the future.

A love affair between a robot and a human sounds romantic.

Sakura hates women with green hair very much, and the more she thinks about it, the more hostile she becomes towards Ai.

Thinking of this, Sakura turned her head to look at Aiyi again, and then froze.

Ai Yi took out a light bulb from nowhere, lit it with Honkai, stuffed it into her mouth, and... couldn't get it out...

Sakura stopped in her tracks, puzzled by her behavior.

How did Ai's small mouth fit into the light bulb? Sakura suddenly felt that Ai was no longer a threat to her, because she had a deeper understanding of the four words artificial mental retardation.

What kind of deceptive behavior is this?

"Hmm..." Seeing that Sakura stopped, Aiyi stretched out her hand and pulled the light bulb out of her mouth, but failed to pull it out.

Ai looked at Sakura with eyes begging for help, but Sakura didn't respond, and the scene was a bit awkward.

The main reason is that Sakura doesn't know how to do it. If she pulls it out forcibly, the bulb will definitely break.

After Wu Tong found that the two were not moving, he turned his head, and he was stunned when he saw the scene of Aiyi eating the light bulb: "Where did you get the light bulb?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Then why stuff it in your mouth?"

"Woooo..."

"Want to practice? Then you know now?"

"Well……"

"Why didn't you practice it before?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Tsk! Chew it quickly."

"Woo woo woo..."

Wu Tong felt a pain in his head: "It's just a broken light bulb, I'll give you one later."

"Woo woo woo..."

"obedient!"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"I will really give you another one later. You even have battleships, so I will send you a light bulb?"

"Well……"

Aiyi thought for a while, then obediently chewed the light bulb and swallowed it, with a calm expression on her face, as if the bewildering behavior just now was not done by her.

Sakura scratched her long ears, how did the two communicate? What kind of weird way of communicating is this? How did Wutong understand?

Sakura felt that the scene was a bit awkward, so she asked Wutong: "Um...why can the light bulb be put into the mouth but not taken out?"

"Because the light bulb is inserted into the mouth, it resists the upper and lower jaws, occupies the oral space, and hinders the movement of the temporomandibular joint. If it is pulled out forcibly, there will be obstruction and pain, and it will not be able to achieve the momentum when entering, and the tongue will instinctively If it is retracted, it will hinder the movement of the upper and lower jaws, so it is difficult to pull out."

"You even know this?" Sakura looked at Wutong in surprise, and she just asked casually.

"Because I have eaten it too." Indus also looked calm.

"..."

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