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Wait until the snacks and tea are served.

Paimon finally realized how ridiculous his statement just now that he could eat another hundred thousand molas was because the pot of tea Zhongli was pouring was worth eight hundred thousand molas...................

Paimon, who had never experienced such a luxurious life, was completely stunned.

Dizzy, I calculated how much it cost in total for the snacks and tea on the table.

The more she calculated, the more frightened she became, and her eyes almost popped out.

"traveler traveler"

"Paimon calculated that the total consumption of this table was 3.12 million molas."

"You have worked hard in Mondstadt and sold pigeon meat for three months, but you can't make so much mora."

Paimon yelled, completely exposing the poverty of himself and his sister.

This shameful person Damn,

I know we are poor, but don't say it out loud. Just know it in your heart. Do you have to expose it to me in front of Lu Ming

? I don't want to lose face.

"oh?"

Hearing this, Dadalia became interested.

Generally speaking, it shouldn't be difficult for a strong person like Yingmei to earn tens of millions of molas a month, right?

Why is he so poor?

It's really frustrating. It's hard for people to understand.

Dadalia didn't think deeply. He tentatively extended an olive branch.

"The fools are backed by Northland Bank and have strong financial resources."

"If you are a traveler who is short of money, why not join us? We fools are willing to give you this amount every month."

Speaking, Dadalia raised three fingers.

"It's only three hundred thousand."

Paimon looked disdainful, crossed his arms, and tried to raise the price:"A traveler can earn one million moras a month by selling pigeon meat."

In fact, it was less than one million, because The number of pigeons on the bridge at the gate of Mondstadt had been secretly slaughtered by Yingmei.

It took Timmy more than a month to feed another batch of pigeons. The food that was not enough was added with pigeon meat.......................

She only remembered that Timmy cried miserably the day she left.

"Three hundred thousand? I think you may have misunderstood something, Paimon. I meant 30 million."

"As long as you, the traveler, are willing to join us fools, you will have all the glory, wealth and wealth you can find. 220 big drops of Mora."

Damn it?

How much?

Paimon suspected that he had heard wrong and subconsciously asked again:"This.................Dadalia, how many months per month did you just say?"

"Thirty million yuan will be given immediately if you join the Fools, once a month, and you will never default on your debt. What's more, Northland Bank is spread all over the Teyvat continent, and it is convenient for travelers to pick up Mora wherever they go."

Paimon was stunned by the surprise that fell from the sky.

The little money-loving sister was also stunned.

That was 30 million molas!

How much pigeon meat did she have to sell? She was so tempted that she almost agreed.

I became hesitant again. By joining the Fools, wouldn't I be on the opposite side of Mondstadt's friends? Even though it hurts me to do anything treacherous, my sister is a stand-up person and loyal. People. She was just about to reject Dadalia righteously, but when she saw this Fool Executive, she invited Lu Ming again.

"And this Mr. Lu Ming, are you willing to join the fools?"

"You'll get the same treatment as a traveler if you want"

"We fools have many benefits and easy work, which will definitely satisfy you."

From Dadalia's point of view, there must be something special about Lu Ming being able to mix with Zhongli.

In addition, he is a visitor from outside the world, even if it takes a month Spending 30 million moras to support him is definitely a good deal. He never knows when it will come in handy.

As the executive officer of the Fools, Dadalia is still very attentive to meet talents and will not let them go. Is it my duty to restore the glory of fools

? Do you even want to recruit me?

Lu Ming chuckled and thought that Dadalia was really interesting.

Of course, what's more important is that..

He was very interested in Queen Zhidong. Before traveling, Da Yaya once said that Zhidong next door asked her to be the queen, but she refused.

Lu Ming suspected that this was a smoke bomb created by Mi Huhu. In all likelihood, it is very similar to Big Duck. Although there is already a little duck in the collapsing world, who (ahfi) would refuse to have another big duck with a broad mind?

Isn’t it beautiful?

Yes, before joining the Fools, Lu Ming has already made up his mind to be the Queen of Winter.

I don’t know what Dadalia will think if she knows what Lu Ming is thinking.

"Since you are so sincere, sir, I will join."

Taking a sip of the fragrant tea, Lu Ming smiled and said,"I heard that if you join the Fools, you have to get a code name, right? My code name is Desert Death, so I won’t bother the Queen."

In fact, only executives have exclusive code names..................

Dadalia originally planned to say this, but then he thought about it.

Lu Ming may not know this.

So, knowing that only executives have exclusive code names, they would still make such a request.

Doesn't it prove that he believes that his strength is definitely not inferior to that of the executive?

It seems that Lu Ming is a very confident and strong man.

If it were not for the invitation to the Immortal Ceremony tomorrow, Dadalia, as a martial arts idiot, would have probably dragged Lu Ming out to compete. Seeing that Lu Ming chose to join.

The balance in Yingmei's heart began to tilt.

Friendship is gradually completely overwhelmed by love.

After struggling for a few seconds, Yingmei made the same choice as Lu Ming

"Then I will join the Fools, and my code name will be Traveler."

Dadalia was overjoyed."

Okay , today the Fools have recruited two more tiger generals to dominate Liyue, and take away the heart of God is just around the corner. Zhongli took a sip of tea in silence, and I didn't see anything.

Although the relationship between Fools and Qixing is not good, the relationship between the rulers is actually quite good.

Queen Zhidong has had a bad relationship with Zhongli for a long time.

The same is true for Wendy..

Is there anyone who really thinks that a lady can do better than a powerful Fengshen?

No matter how weak Wendy is, she is still a ruler. If he can’t even beat the lady who was instantly killed by Lei Movie, he wouldn’t have to hang around in Tevat. It was embarrassing.

Dadalia was in a good mood, and the smile on his face became more sincere. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) After drinking tea, he insisted on having another dinner.

A table was set up in Xinyue Xuan.

After dinner, Dadalia invited Lu Ming and Yingmei, Paimeng and Zhongli to listen to the show.

They spent more than 7 million molas to celebrate Lu Ming and Ying. Sister's joining[]

This rich wealth makes Yingmei's eyes wet with excitement.

When she thought that she could earn 30 million molas a month from now on, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up.

The butt determines the head.

After joining the Fools, Yingmei and Paimon suddenly discovered that the Fools didn't seem to have any bad comparisons. In Mondstadt, the treatment given by the Fools is like heaven and earth.

How many commissions has Yingmei completed in Mondstadt, and how helpful has she been?

As a result, after working hard for so long, he had to sell pigeon meat to save even the traveling expenses.

Without comparison, there is no harm.

What Free Mondstadt?

Sorry

, I'm not familiar with them. The crowd of fools is my home.

The mentality of Ying Ying and Paimon changed faster than Dadalia expected.

In just one day, I already feel like one of the fools. With a monthly salary of 1,000 yuan, I am the boss’ father.

With a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, the boss is my dad.

Making money is not a joke.

By the time Mr. Yun Jin finished his song on the stage, it was already getting late.

It's time to say goodbye.

Dadalia had something to explain to Lu Ming and Yingmei later, so she wanted to send Zhongli away first.

"Mr. Zhongli, you see it’s already dark. I still have some things to do with the Fools. Why don’t we say goodbye and meet again tomorrow?"

"what do you think?

Zhong Li glanced at Lu Ming, and when he saw the latter nodded slightly, he said goodbye:"I just remembered that the hall master wanted to see me for something, and it's time to go back to the Hall of Purity.""

"See you tomorrow."

After saying that, Zhongli turned and walked away.

When he was far away, Dadalia couldn't wait to call Lu Ming, Yingmei, and Paimeng back to the secret stronghold established by the Fools in the suburbs of Liyue for a meeting.

Lu Ming followed Dadalia. Behind Dalia, her eyes were always on the guarding and vigilant Ice Fireflies and Thunder Fireflies.

Needless to say, the Queen of Winter still had good taste in her clothes. The clothes of Yingying and Ice Yingsha are also very attractive!

No wonder there are so many books about them in some strange apps, they are really cool!

"Ahem."

Seeing that Lu Ming had been deserting, Dadalia coughed lightly and drew his attention back to her.

"Lu Ming, what do you think of my plan?"

"No, I think your plan is very good."

Lu Ming didn't even listen. How could he know what the plan was?

Anyway, just support him and that's it.

"You think so, right?"

Dadalia laughed, waved his hand confidently, and made a decision on the spot:"I wasn't sure at first, but now with the help of you and the traveler, I feel stable."

"When the rock god arrives tomorrow, we will start immediately"

"Steal his God's Heart and then retreat and go back to the winter."

Wait?

What did you just say?

Lu Ming blinked and felt some shock in his heart.

"Dadalia, are you ready to snatch the heart of God by force?"

"That’s it, what’s wrong?"

"But I heard that Morax is not only the god of rock, but also the god of war, right?"

"What happened to the God of War? He is the oldest god in power. His strength must have been seriously reduced due to wear and tear, and he is no longer alive. Moreover, before coming to Liyue, Her Majesty the Queen told me that I can let go of Shiwei. I think she must be It was expected that Morax was about to die, so he specifically told me this."

After a moment of silence, Lu Ming asked the most critical question.

"Dadalia, how did you come to this conclusion?"

"Hahahaha, isn’t that simple?"

For the first time, I felt the pleasure of being superior in IQ. Dadalia was so excited that he was so high-spirited that he explained to the ignorant two people in front of him:"Think about it, the God of Wind and the God of Rock are almost the same. The status of the two ruling gods of the same era should not be much different."

"And now the Fengshen is so weak that he can't even defeat the lady."

"Even if I'm weaker than the lady, I won't be killed in one move and steal the heart of God, right?"

"From this, we can derive an inequality"

"Ms. Dadalia, the Rock God and the Wind God, hissed - after the words fell, everyone took a breath of cold air.

Genius, what is this horse-riding thing but a genius?

Dadalia, if you enter Teamfight Tactics, you will definitely be able to reappear in the s9.5 season. The analysis of Genius Bond was well-founded and convincing.

Lu Ming's face was full of admiration and he clapped repeatedly.

Yingmei and Paimeng also clapped together.

Seeing these high-status figures applauding, the debt collectors in the stronghold also applauded. Ah, Thunder Fire Warlock, Ice Fire Warlock and other workers dare not to applaud?

For a moment, the entire stronghold burst into applause.

Dadalia's vanity was greatly satisfied.

It turned out that besides using force, In addition to defeating the opponent

, can the crushing of IQ make people so happy?

It seems that I have used my intelligence more.

The first strategist among fools, I am the one who enjoys it. After a minute of applause, Dadalia put down her hands and said humbly:"Okay, okay, let's stop applauding for a moment. This is all the work of Her Majesty the Queen.""

"I just happened to meet you at the right time."

"Let’s get back to the topic. When the Rock God shows up tomorrow, I’ll trouble you, Lu Ming, and the travelers to take action first."

"Your identities should not have been spread out yet. Mr. Zhongli is not a talkative person."

"Unexpectedly, it is difficult for the rock god not to be attacked"

"When he is injured, I can wait for the opportunity to take away the heart of God in one fell swoop."

"This is my perfect plan."

Looking at Dadalia who was full of determination and confidence, Lu Ming and Yingmei looked at each other.

They said in unison:"Okay, we will definitely act according to the plan."