How Am I Still Alive?

"It seems that I unknowingly brushed up two epic achievements, 'Let the cat change' and 'Let the cat do your homework for you', then work hard and complete 'Let the cat run errands for you'. "

Asking the big cat to study and prepare for the exam seems fantastic and nonsensical, but after Lu Pingan thought about it, he found that it was not impossible.

In the overall situation, it was Chris herself who wanted Lu Pingan to take refuge in Gu University the most.

On the practical level, Chris Sauce must have a part-time job on the scholar path, and most of them are quite advanced.

"Scholars are popular, not because of how strong they are. Research occupations such as gardeners, animal breeders, and alchemists definitely require stronger 'reading, writing' and 'thinking' abilities. It’s not a loss, but it’s not a wise choice, and you will miss more important things.”

Lu Pingan heard the big cat say this more than once.

He thought at the time that Chris Sauce must have quite a high-level scholar part-time, and must have strong learning and research and development capabilities.

There is no problem with the ability and motivation of "the cat moves by itself", the rest is only the will.

In other words, for small emotional problems, we need to give her a step up.

"Come on, let's make a deal. We have limited time and don't play tricks. Don't say impossible things like letting you go. Be realistic. I can properly improve your life under the current conditions. .”

This is the most realistic. Chris is now in a spirit state. Although she can touch things in the secret realm, she doesn't need to eat or drink. Her daily life is quite boring.

As long as Lu Pingan turns off his senses, he is guarding an island alone, which is different from going to jail.

"I'm very poor, so it's unrealistic to ask for too much money. If it's within my ability, I can help you. I can help you buy some ordinary books. Although the computer is not connected to the Internet, you can play stand-alone games. There is no problem."

"Oh, don't speculate about gods with mortal thinking, I don't need the self-consolation of the weak"

Chris was a little irritable, even annoyed.

But Lu Ping'an laughed, if you really didn't need it, you would have stopped talking and communicating a long time ago.

"Are you sure? You have to think about it. We will get along for a long time in the future, and sooner or later we should get rid of the bottom. If you put on airs, the only one who will suffer in the end is yourself. Next time I ask you, I don't know." When did it happen?"

Lu Pingan didn't pick up on the "god", he just counted the numbers silently in his heart.

"1, 2, 3"

On the count of twenty-five, the silence over there was finally broken.

".Buy some books for me, and download some dramas. Don't get me wrong. I'm not interested in things that humans love to come and go. I just watched it with others while pretending to be a human. Now I'm a little curious about what happened next. I'm curious about that. Can stupid screenwriters continue to refresh the lower limit of IQ?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

As expected, in a sense, this big cat is really easy to deal with.

".Although you are affirming me with words, for some reason, you are a little angry! Mortals, are you underestimating me?! Underestimating the balancer Kirdares, who is only one step away from the throne of God?!"

".Did you know? I found a pattern. Every time you feel guilty, Chris, you will say those difficult words like 'mortals' and 'gods'."

Sure enough, the next moment, the communication over there became violent and unable to communicate.

After waiting for a while, Lu Pingan only used one sentence to make the place quiet again.

"Give me the title of the play, and I'll download it right now. I can also open the website for you to watch. If you think about it, the only one who wastes time is yourself."

"."

The final result is that after repeated see-saw, Lu Pingan used a bunch of subtle things and the promise of "downloading new dramas for you later" to achieve the epic achievement of "let the cat read and do homework by itself".

"Now, the written test should be over."

Lu Pingan looked through some past records and found that the specific exam questions for the "interview" and "practical test" are different every year, but there are also some general research ideas.

Among the three tests, there are actually some important things that have been deliberately ignored, but it is very important

"Everyone's natural ability actually has a great impact on a person's career, but it is not suitable for separate investigation, so it can only be placed in the interview."

An interview is a group of professional secret keeper examiners who will assess and grade the students, and they will definitely show their talents when the time comes.

The potential and future evaluation must have been done unconsciously.

"Let's let the interview go first. With what I can produce now, the score will not be low. When the time comes, I will adapt to the situation."

Just a "plant ripening" suspected of being a gardener's high-level ability, Lu Ping'an's score will not be low.

And he must use this ability frequently, and it is neither realistic nor necessary to conceal it.

But the question goes back to the original point, which is the most hard-core actual combat assessment.

Although Lu Pingan was so happy killing in the secret realm, he had only awakened for a week, and his lack of actual combat experience was on the surface.

The brain saying "I will, I can" and the body saying "Can't keep up, goodbye" have actually happened several times, otherwise he would not have been injured at all.

"The chips in my hand are still a bit small, and I still need to get my body used to actual combat. By the way, the hardware conditions are not enough, and level 0 is still not enough."

Lu Pingan is very confident in himself, but he also knows that there is a limit to what one can do.

Excluding Lu Ping'an's life bank, he is a 0-level rookie.

Regardless of the distance, if the four wolves hadn't been frightened and swarmed up, Lu Ping'an would have died.

And when it came time for the entrance exam, the opponent would risk their lives to win.

Deceit or something, if you are not careful, you will play it off, and in the end you still need hard power.

During Lu Pingan's deliberation, the current key tasks were listed one by one.

"One is to complete the runner's first-level inauguration as soon as possible (gardeners are also fine), and get extra points. The second is to get more magical plant stocks and increase combat methods. The third is to increase actual combat experience and avoid playing around during the assessment. But I've only had less than a week. So, here's the question, is there a way to get them all together, Kris-chan?"

Sure enough, there was no response, but Lu Pingan just reached out to the mouse, ready to turn off the Gongdou drama that was playing on the table.

".Tell me your career tips, and I'll help you as a consultant."

Lu Pingan sighed helplessly, why bother?

But at this moment, he also breathed a sigh of relief.

Da Mao accidentally revealed the fact that she cannot see Lu Pingan's system panel, which is good news.

"Information asymmetry and unequal status allow the weak to play tricks."

But he didn't show it on his face, he just read out the system prompt honestly.

[Black Iron Level Spell Shrinking Land, Requirements for use: Chasing Light Running Method LV4, Flash Breathing Method lv4, Space Perception LV1, Shrinking Land Experience 100/100. 】

And after Lu Pingan finished reading the system prompt, the answer was given instantly.

"Your runner is stuck with spatial perception? But you can share the experience of spatial perception from other people, but the life bank can't mark it. It should not be 'no', but 'insufficient', Lu Pingan, yours The hardware conditions are insufficient, and the system cannot make it take shape. Perceiving space requires a keen mental power beyond ordinary people, and you don’t have it.”

Lu Pingan glanced at the panel, and it was indeed the initial panel of "Physical (mortal), Reflection (mortal), Spirit (mortal)".

Although the improvement of professional skills and the successful employment of two 0-level occupations have improved the basic ability of the body, but the improvements are all in terms of physical fitness and reflexes, and they have not reached the level of qualitative change.

"Exercising professional skills to a certain level is currently known as the only way to steadily improve basic abilities. Runners who continue to practice may increase their mental strength, but I'm afraid it's too late now."

The improvement after Lv4 is obviously much slower, and I don't know when the next qualitative change will be.

Lu Ping'an's two gardener skills are only at lv2, even if they are forced to make up lessons to lv4 and get a boost in mental power, it is probably not enough to achieve a qualitative change.

Now hearing the fact that the lack of hardware makes it impossible to break through, Lu Pingan is a little stunned.

"It's no wonder that only lv4 professional skills are required. The ones that were stuck in the previous level are over there. In the end, we still have to practice hard to reach a higher level of professional skills."

At this time, Lu Pingan hesitated whether to consider the gardener first.

"The gardener is not good either. Its core hardware requirement is mental power. The professional ability of 'talking to trees' requires mental power the most in the first order. You can't get around it."

Now, Lu Pingan felt a little helpless.

Do you want to have another part-time job to earn extra points? This completely disrupted the career plan.

"It's not without shortcuts to improve your spiritual power, and it's not without ways to complete your three goals"

".I'm now a VIP member of the video screen website. If I have money, I will immediately place an order for you to buy a home theater."

Silence is synonymous with default transaction.

"For one-year recharge, you must have a diamond VIP with 'advanced on-demand' permission."

"Also, you charge first."

Well, it's more direct over there, and it seems to have endured for a long time.

Well, I saw that some book friends misunderstood and explained that the main thing that is prohibited is personal creation, and there are no such things as UP masters.

The video sites here are more like online on-demand movie theaters, with strict review and accountability mechanisms, and music stations and comic stations are similar.

But where there is a demand, there is a market. Some people make detours and some play tricks. Naturally, there are also people who play off.