How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

The wooden door opened automatically, revealing the appearance of a black hole inside.

At first, Xu Shenxing thought that he would see quite fantastic sights such as "Although it looks like a small broken house on the outside, it is as magnificent as a palace inside."

But this is not the case...it is a small broken house inside.

And it's the kind that leaks air everywhere.

The small broken house is about the same size as the living room of Ying's apartment. To Xu Shenxing's surprise, there is no fluorescent lamp here, only a dangling incandescent lamp provides a warm orange light on the ceiling.

The room was full of mess. Xu Shenxing saw rusty bronze alchemy furnaces, ornately decorated scabbards, leather paper books written with unidentified secret codes, and other things that seemed to give people a sense of origin. At the same time There are also things like the blue and white porcelain painting the Three Heroes and Zhao Yun, the bronze head of Husky, and the Jin Sanpang of Tang Sancai, which give people a feeling of being in a cultural relic and fraudulent base...

When you pass the hill of things that don't know if it is a treasure or a spicy chicken, you can see a little old man who looks a little rickety in it.

He looks no different from the many old people in the celestial dynasty. He wears plain-colored cloth, a pair of round black-framed glasses, the waist of his trousers is raised high, and his feet are a pair of leather shoes polished as bright as new.

"Are you Bai Ze?" Xu Shenxing confirmed.

Although he didn't feel any abnormality from the old man in front of him, he always felt that the other person was like an ordinary human old man, but Xu Shenxing's perception ability was originally only average, and it was normal if he could not perceive it. Secondly, according to the general novel Routine, what I was looking for was the one in front of me who didn't run away.

"Huh..." The other party glanced at Xu Shenxing, smiled slightly, and did not answer.

"..."

Oh, this old man is pretty big.

Xu Shenxing's eyes widened in surprise.

Jasmine looked at the other party for a few seconds, as if she was no longer interested in the old man, she began to tinker with the things she was interested in.

"I have something to ask you for help."

Although he felt that the other party's attitude was a bit strange, Xu Shenxing still suppressed his temper and tried to beg the other party.

"Well."

Is this acquiescence?

So Xu Shenxing started from the beginning and spent more than half an hour expressing his intentions.

After a long while, the other party seemed to have recovered, and asked Xu Shenxing with a somewhat confused expression.

"Young man, are you talking to me?"

"..."

Don't stop me, I will hack him to death! Although Xu Shenxing didn't say a word, the expression on his face seemed to say so.

It may be that Xu Shenxing's sudden killing intent was felt, and the other party immediately lay on the ground and screamed like a pig: "Ah, my old waist! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"I haven't touched you yet!"

"Old man, old man was frightened by your fierce look, and flashed to the waist. Without 100,000 yuan compensation, the old man can't get up!"

"This has something to do with me!"

"It doesn't matter, the old man can use the illusionist friends to reproduce the scene at that time as evidence."

"That's usually called perjury!"

"Evidence (Madeinchina)."

"Do you have any dissatisfaction with domestic production!"

Just as Xu Shenxing was considering whether to simply let the entire Kunlun evaporate to wipe out the evidence (or perjury), a voice came from behind him.

"Zhong Kui, stop playing, Mr. Xu is my distinguished guest."

Xu Shenxing turned his head and found that she didn't know when, a beauty in a blue palace costume was walking towards him with a compelling ostentation, her eyes closed.

"Master Bai Ze." The old man immediately jumped up from the ground with a carp skillfully, and then bowed slightly to salute the opponent very respectfully.

"It's been a long time, Mr. Xu." The lady in the palace dress opened her eyes slowly, her right pupil was filled with a dark blue glow, and her left pupil was filled with a dark red light, which dotted the crimson on her forehead. Hong is full of spiritual brilliance like the third eye: "No, for you at this time, it should be the first time we met."

Even if Xu Shenxing is not good at perceiving, at this moment, he can feel the powerful and mysterious power from the east. If you have to say something, I am afraid that this person in front of him is the strongest person he has encountered since he returned to Earth. Even the firefly, who is the cancer of the world, cannot be compared with it-of course, this may be because the latter is afraid A relationship that will destroy the world and dare not do everything in your power.

But even so, the strength of this palace lady is still not to be underestimated.

She seemed to see through Xu Shenxing's inner thoughts, with a graceful and elegant smile on her face, stepping towards him.

Then I tripped over a thing that looked like a stick on the ground.

Suddenly the whole atmosphere became embarrassed.

"..."

No good, what should I say at this time? Still pretending not to see it?

Even with Xu Shenxing's experience, he had never encountered such a thing, and for a while, he didn't know what to do.

If you are a familiar friend, a little joke at this time will pass; if you don’t know it, it doesn’t matter if you pretend not to see it; if it’s a disgusting person, use ridicule to hit the other party and lose the courage to live. .

But for Bai Ze alone, Xu Shenxing didn't know what expression to face. It's obviously wrong to talk about friends. Even though the other person looks familiar, after all, I haven't seen the other person; talk about strangers, I have something to ask her for help later, it doesn't feel right to be too indifferent...

Sure enough, should I laugh at this time!

Although she vaguely heard Jasmine spit on the side, "Is it the method of elimination!", Xu Shenxing still walked towards the other party solemnly.

"Oh, this throwing posture is great, as expected to be Bai Ze!"

"Ahem?!"

Xu Shenxing swears that he saw the guy named Zhong Kui spray out the dentures.

"Make you laugh."

The other party was not angry, but immediately stood up with Zhong Kui's support, and patted the hem of his palace suit a little: "Although I can see the past and foresee the future, many times, he will be negligent about the current situation. , Whether it’s me or some great powers are the same."

"Since you have such magical powers, you must be clear about my purpose, right?"

Xu Shenxing frowned and said.

"I know why you have such a big prejudice against me." Bai Ze was not annoyed by Xu Shenxing's rude words, but continued to smile and said: "On a certain timeline, you once told me that yours A deceased divination teacher and friend once said to you,'The future is unpredictable, because even the disorderly flying of a dust of dust will cause changes in the future. The so-called prophecy is either to foretell the most Can predict the general direction of the future, right?"

Xu Shenxing showed a slightly surprised expression on his face. He hesitated for a moment, and then sighed: "Well, I take back the bad words I made before and admit that you have some skills... Maybe it's really on a certain timeline, we have seen pass."

"In a sense, what your friend said is correct. The future is not certain, but is being determined. What you see, hear, feel, and happen now will determine the true direction of the future. What I can foresee is only one of the countless directions and the general direction of the entire future. However, as the future changes, everything I foresee will naturally change."

"I have seen the future of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang without an uprising, I have glimpsed the future of Gilgamesh taking the immortality, I have witnessed the future of the king of Chu dominating the world, I have looked at the unbetrayed future of King Arthur, and have stared at the future. Yue Fei greeted the future of the two emperors, once viewed Attila not being poisoned and completely destroyed the future of Europa, once watched the future of Chongzhen to revitalize Daming... Even now, the future I see is still growing It changes tens of millions of times per second."

"Countless knowledge that has been known, that has not been known, has appeared, and has not appeared before will be known to me in the future between these Xumi, and then become a part of my accumulation, although the development of mankind is not counted. Thousands of years, but as far as I know the thickness of civilization, even the parts that are not repeated at all, have already exceeded millions of years after such a long accumulation. The so-called omniscience by outsiders is actually nothing more than that."

The omniscient Bai Ze seemed to be completely ignorant of the matter of making simple and deep words, and told Xu Shenxing everything about him.

Unexpectedly, Xu Shenxing scratched his face in embarrassment when the other party would say this to him.

"I think..." He whispered in a little bewildered voice: "This seems to have nothing to do with me..."

"Perhaps it is true. You are an old woman who can't help nagging you because I have lived for so long." Bai Ze smiled slightly: "It is precisely because I carry the history of mankind that this is the case. Love these very small creatures for the gods."

"What on earth do you want to say?" Xu Shenxing seemed to understand her words, and felt that she understood something, but after thinking about it, she couldn't tell the ugly one.

"I only hope that if one day, you can be liberated from that oath, please don't hate the world you have guarded for, nothing more." The lady in the palace dress said this, turned around and turned towards Pointing at the mess of things, "The thing you want is there. It's called Kunlun Mirror. It's the relic of an old friend of mine... Well, there is something wrong with the relic, because if I think, You can still go back to the time when you chatted and drank with her. In short, with that baby and the silver ring that the girl brought from other worlds, you can go to the world you want to go to."

Xu Shenxing looked in the direction pointed out by the other party, and he saw something like a bronze mirror in the pile of spicy chicken.

He turned his head, and just wanted to say something to the other party, only to find that Bai Ze was gone.

In the surrounding piles of spicy chicken mountains, all the unclear and valuable things disappeared, leaving only some worthless copycats (by the way, the ○ stick is still there)...

"It's really stingy." Xu Shenxing whispered, and pointed at the pile of spicy chicken mountains: "Jasmine, come on!"

So the little girl rushed over like the Labrador who had been given instructions, and it didn't take long for a terracotta warrior figure to be drawn out of it...

"No, no, this is not what we want?!"

"The landlord is so annoying, I'll look for it myself." Jasmine looked disgusted.

"..."

It was not that Xu Shenxing had a lazy cancer attack, but as a normal man, he really didn't want to run into a pile of trash dumps with ○ sticks hidden.

This made him regret that he only brought a jasmine with him this time.

In short, for various reasons, he finally came on the court to find Kunlun Mirror.

During this process, Xu Shenxing learned two things.

First, in that pile of spicy chicken, besides pressing ○, there is also jumping ○. Please don't ask Xu Shen what he will know about his behavior...

Secondly, the ○Bang brand seems to be called Mr. Jiao, please don’t ask Xu Shenxing what happened to know...