How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

After running out of the Earth Temple and calming down for a while, Zhuo Xiangzhu's brain finally started to function again.

Although the mortal scholar's sudden begging of her for a relationship had a great impact on her, the current way of thinking of Zhuo Xiangzhu is still based on the responsibility of the land god, so she quickly focused on the weird earthquake just now. superior.

It has been thousands of years since I became the land **** here in Jiangjin. Before that, Jiangjin had never experienced an earthquake, and the earthquake itself is also one of the duties of the land god. If there is an earthquake, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province Master Chenghuang should have notified himself.

Since naturally occurring earthquakes have been ruled out, there is obviously only an earthquake caused by the day after tomorrow.

There were no monsters that were too powerful around Jiang Jin. The only thing that could spur the Earth Elephant with one's own power was Zhuo Xiangzhu himself and the mountain **** on the mountain to the north, only his little maid was left.

"Speaking of it, Xiaoyi seems to have disappeared since just now, where did that girl go..."

Zhuo Xiangzhu's face showed a worried look: After all, his little maid has always been very well-behaved and sensible. If she really caused the elephant this time, it is likely that she has encountered a situation that has to do so, and this situation is probably nothing. Good thing.

Thinking of the young girl here, seeing that there was no one on the left and right, she simply fleeed towards the place where the earthquake occurred.

...

Although he released the cruel words that he wanted to slap the land **** Lori on the **** board, Xu Shenxing still didn't do it after all, just frightened the other party.

After all, they are also friends in reality. After doing this kind of thing, wouldn't it be embarrassing to meet in the future...

So he simply took the girl by the back and said to her: "Forget it, I am not the kind of person who likes to bully children. But since you are the maid of the Land God, you should know how to get to the Land Shrine. ?"

The language of the celestial dynasty is broad and profound. If the same sentence is understood in different directions, it is easy to be ambiguous.

This is the situation now.

Xu Shenxing's question was simply to ask the girl to tell him which direction to go to find the Land Shrine, but to the Land God Loli, it sounded like she was asking how she could get around the boundary between humans and gods and enter the Land God. In the shrine.

As the pseudo-god kingdom of the land god, the land shrine is the strongest fortress and battlefield of the land god, as well as the most vulnerable home and weakness.

If an unpredictable monster can sneak into the land shrine while the land **** is unprepared, and leave things unique to other gods aside, just ingesting and tampering with the spiritual veins is enough to cause turmoil in a place.

"Bah, people won't tell you!"

The land **** Lori answered stiffly.

"Then I can only use a little cruel means..."

Xu Shenxing smiled coldly: "Jasmine, prepare writing brushes and brushes!"

"Oh!" Jasmine responded to Xu Shenxing's call very enthusiastically.

"Then what, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhengyi asked curiously, raising his hand.

"Nonsense, of course it's tickling."

While speaking, Xu Shenxing had already taken off the other party's shoes, pinched the girl's ankle with one hand, and gently and properly scratched the other's feet with the brush that Jasmine had changed from somewhere.

Suddenly the girl couldn't bear it, and laughed frantically. At the same time, her other free leg kept kicking Xu Shenxing, just because she was a little breathless, the kicking force was not strong, and for Xu Shenxing, she couldn't even force a blood deduction. On the contrary, the girl herself felt like she was kicking on a steel plate, and she felt a little pain.

Listening to the girl's breathless laughter, Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but shook his head and cursed inwardly: "Abnormal!"

"Oh, I'm not recruiting yet, Jasmine is here to help."

Xu Shenxing seemed to be enjoying it, and asked Jasmine to tickle it together.

After Jasmine entered the war, the land **** Loli laughed even louder, and she even laughed out of tears—if it weren’t for being a servant of the gods and having much better physical fitness than ordinary people, maybe she’s already I'm going to pass out due to lack of oxygen...

Seeing the girl's tragic situation, Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help shook his head again, and added another sentence in his heart: "Beast!"

Xu Shenxing naturally did not know that someone was slandering him in his heart.

The torture lasted about five minutes.

Even if the physique is much stronger than ordinary people, but in the end because she couldn't breathe out of laughter, the land **** Loli still fainted...

"Ah, accidentally overplayed..."

Xu Shenxing leaned over to check the girl's condition, and found that she had really lost consciousness, and could not help but reflect without regret.

It was precisely at this time that the ground rippled like water, and immediately a figure suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

The visitor is the former land **** Zhuo Xiangzhu.

And after she escaped here, the first sight she saw when she opened her eyes was that Zhuo Yunyi, whose clothes were disheveled due to the torture of tickling, was struggling hard, and Zhuo Yunyi, whose forehead was still full of fine sweat, and lying down Xu Shenxing on the girl.

"How can you, you fellow do such a thing!"

Suddenly, she made up for 200,000 words. Her little maid was captured by a demon, resisted the fruitless and tragically ravaged novel plot, and yelled at Xu Shenxing who was the'culprit' (which is not wrong in a sense). : "Xiao Yi is still just a child!"

"Uh, I think only peaceful communication between people can understand each other..."

Xu Shenxing tried to explain, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted coldly by the other party.

"Sorry, a foreigner." She stared at Xu Shenxing. Although her face was expressionless, anyone could feel that the anger hidden under the calm was about to gush out: "I am a god."

Xu Shenxing was speechless for a moment, and then spread his hands as if arrogantly abandoning himself: "Then there is nothing to talk about?"

The girl proved this with her actions. She stretched out her hand towards Xu Shenxing and the others, and the whole ground seemed to come to life.

The ground where Xu Shenxing and them were was like a huge mouth of some kind of creature, suddenly opened, and something like a tongue stuck out from it, rolling them down.

Accompanied by Xiao Zhengyi's screams of "Fucking? Here again!", after they fell, the giant eloquence closed again.

"Because of the rules of the sky, I will not kill you immediately, but after the heavenly court finds out your true body, I will punish you according to the rules of the sky."

The girl snorted coldly, and raised her hand, like sunset clouds, flying sleeves rolled up Zhuo Yunyi who had lost consciousness on the ground, and then she turned around and planned to leave like that.

But the next moment, the voice of the man who should have disappeared came from behind her.

"It wasn’t like getting in touch with the plot so quickly, but now I can’t control so much... Lord of the Land God, I just want to ask you something, I don’t know if you have time to have a cup of tea with me. ?"