How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Xiao Zhengyi was awakened by the sound of an electric motor.

He opened his dim sleepy eyes, waved away the razor that was still messing around on his face, rubbed his messy hair, and sat up from the bed.

When he put it in his mouth and brushed out a mouthful of foam in the scream of the toothbrush, he took a look in the mirror and found that half of his eyebrows had been shaved, and his beard was no different from yesterday.

It's just that the electric razor is like a mouse, so clever, it's not easy to grab it with Xiao Zhengyi's skill.

At this moment, he began to chatter, reflected in the mirror.

"Look at what your sloppy look is now. This hair, this nose hair, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend! Or just let me make a styling. I was in a hairdresser before I came to you..."

"Wait, you are second-hand?" Xiao Zhengyi almost choked toothpaste into the trachea: "But the decoration company clearly said that you are new..."

"Hey, can human beings believe it?" He spread out his hands in the mirror, feeling helpless.

Xiao Zhengyi thought for a while and decided to continue brushing his teeth.

It has been almost half a month since Xu Shenxing left Jiang Jin, and his life has also turned upside down in this half month.

After the two people from above heard that he had some friendship with Xu Shenxing, the man named Xu Feng fished him out of the urban management brigade. Although it cannot be said that he was reinstated, he was returned to the criminal police squad.

It’s just that Team Yan told himself earnestly to obey the arrangement. Before he could figure out anything, he was assigned to the two hands and set up a "special case investigation team", plus a total of three people. He is a half-leader at any rate, and he can only run errands by the little criminal policeman. He is too tired to say that this investigation team has not resolved various abnormal incidents as fast as Xu Shenxing alone. He has to work overtime all day long... …

It wouldn't matter if it was just like this. Since Xiao Zhengyi graduated and joined the Interpol Team, he had no intention of enjoying the blessings. Whether it is investigating various incidents or resolving incidents is my job, there is nothing to complain about.

Until about ten days ago, his boss Xu Feng said that he had built a house for him. The basic decoration of the house was almost complete, so he moved in.

As a result, as soon as he lived, he discovered the unusualness of this house-the furniture here seemed to have a high chance of becoming a strange little monster, for unknown reasons.

It's no wonder that such a mansion would live in such a small detective with no background. It turned out to be like this...

At first, he thought it was haunted and scared to death, but he had to say that the adaptability of humans is worthy of being second only to cockroaches and mice. In the past ten days, Xiao Zhengyi found that he had adapted to the current situation.

After washing, he sat down on the chair.

The chair reported loudly that Xiao Zhengyi’s weight was a little heavier than yesterday. The remote controls of the TV and the air conditioner seemed to bet on this, and the air conditioner also lost its AAA battery to the TV remote control—— It's just that Xiao Zhengyi can't figure it out for a TV remote with AA battery to use AA battery.

The already prepared microwave oven opened the door with a "ding", and the quick breakfast and milk inside burst into steam.

Xiao Zhengyi took out the breakfast, took a bite, and savored it for a moment: "The taste is a bit drier than yesterday, but it's hot inside this time."

Although it is not clear why a microwave oven will inspire to become a super chef, Xiao Zhengyi feels that it will have no effect on his life. It is better to say that the microwave oven can do his best to prepare breakfast and dinner for himself, and he still earns it. Do not hesitate to give a little evaluation from the perspective of diners.

After solving the personal problems in the morning, Xiao Zhengyi changed into the uniform of the Criminal Police Team, and then put the handcuffs and pens that were balleting on the shoe cabinet into his pockets and went out.

Although he has his own mansion in a high-end apartment, Xiao Zhengyi himself is just an ordinary policeman, and his nature will not change. Naturally, he can only take the bus to work.

Because of the police uniform, full of deterrence, the bus schedules he rides are relatively safe. Even if there are occasional pickpockets on the bus, Xiao Zhengyi, who is sturdy and savvy, generally does not dare to do anything. , Will only pretend to be ordinary passengers and get off at the next stop and then go to other buses to look for targets.

But today, there are obviously people who don't understand the rules, and don't know if they are from outside, or think that Xiao Zhengyi is just a straw bag of foreign powers, and dare to steal under his nose, and give him a demonstrative look.

Really bold.

Xiao Zhengyi glanced around and found that at least four or five people in the car were related to the pickpocket, and they were vaguely covering that person.

Just when he was about to stand up and bring those people to justice, something unexpected happened.

"Catch the thief, someone is stealing!" A female passenger with heroic eyebrows suddenly stood up, pointing to the pickpocket who was stealing and shouted.

The thief was taken aback, and the wallet in his hand fell straight to the ground.

But he also seemed to be a ruthless character, and silently took out a butterfly knife.

The person who was stolen originally planned to shout a few words, but when he saw the murder weapon, he was persuaded. Regardless of the swollen wallet on the ground, he squeezed into the crowd and squeezed in front of the bus.

"Little Niangpi, who are you slandering for stealing things!" Seeing that his intimidation was so effective, the thief triumphantly picked up the wallet from the ground: "This was originally mine."

Unexpectedly, the female passenger was not afraid, and took advantage of the other side's unprepared hand to dodge the wallet, and took out her mobile phone at the same time. People with sharp eyes can even see that she has dialed the 110 number: "Is it yours? You have the final say, wait until the police arrive!"

"You be careful with me! Let's wait and see!"

The pickpocket naturally noticed that the other party was calling the police, and after making a harsh word, he asked his accomplice to force the driver to pull over and get off the car.

The female passenger reluctantly followed and wanted to get off.

"When you see it here, it's almost time to accept it," Xiao Zhengyi patted the other person on the shoulder: "That group of people are desperadoes, you still don't want to take this muddy water."

Although this matter is not under his own control, Xiao Zhengyi feels that the group of people seems to have a case, so he will catch them by himself. And this brave female passenger stayed in the car, and the province was killed by those gangsters. Now there are not many people with such a sense of justice in society.

"Hmph, I'm different from you. I was obviously wearing the skin of a policeman, but when I saw someone steal something, I didn't even dare to put a fart!" The female passenger ruthlessly slapped Xiao Zhengyi's hand and got out of the car. .

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhengyi, who would be bitten back, rubbed his hand with a wry smile, and could only follow to get off the bus.