How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Is anyone there?" Xiao Zhengyi yelled in the hallway with his right palm upright to his mouth and making a trumpet.

"It should be'Are there ghosts?' right?" Fang Xiaoqing suggested uncertainly.

"I think your focus is wrong."

Because there was no response in the room, the two had to return to the room full of houses as they did yesterday.

Sure enough, the moment they stepped into the room, an icy feeling came to the two of them. The feeling of being peeped at something was very clear, making their scalp numb.

"Get out... Now charge... Get out..."

Then the gloomy voice gradually sounded.

Xiao Zhengyi desperately suppressed the fear in his heart, looking at the pearl-colored figure slowly floating from the LCD TV screen in front of him, he gritted his teeth abruptly and picked up the rolled poster from his feet (the poster is A witch with red and white armpits), wrapped her "five cents bracelet +2" on the poster, and then slammed the figure up.

"Ouch!" The other party let out a strange scream, and fell to the ground with his head.

At the same time, the bitter chill that had filled the room just now disappeared.

"You unexpectedly touched me!" The ghost of the dead house looked at Xiao Zhengyi in shock.

On the other hand, Xiao Zhengyi sighed inwardly that Xu Shenxing's products were simple and easy to use, while looking at the ghost with a smile: "Now can we talk about it?"

"Huh, I just can touch me. Do you think I have a chance to win? Naive, I am a master of Bajiquan Taijiquan and the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics youth vitality, let you see the joint skills What's terrible!"

The ghost sneered at Xiao Zhengyi again.

Then he was kicked out by the latter in the posture of playing baseball.

"Goo, forget that the ghost can't touch humans... misguided!" The ghost of the dead house knelt down on the ceiling in an OTZ shape.

"Are we so miserable by this tease..."

Fang Xiaoqing behind Xiao Zhengyi held her forehead helplessly, and couldn't help feeling that it was the shame of her life that she had been so miserable because of her relationship.

Xiao Zhengyi shrugged, and then waved the poster in his hand, trying to communicate with the other party.

"Talk to me, brother, can you change us back?"

"do not want!"

"Then become a Buddha (physical)!" Xiao Zhengyi, who was deeply influenced by Xu Shenxing, once again assumed the pose of a batter.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Humans are so terrible!" The ghost of the dead house hid behind the chandelier.

"You are also a human before you die!" Xiao Zhengyi vomited.

Fang Xiaoqing stopped Xiao Zhengyi who was a little anxious, and then said with a pleasant tone: "Don't be afraid, in fact, we are here to realize your wish."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The sissy is terrible!"

"Whose fault do you think this is!" The young girl in a youth skin collapsed: "My old lady is going to kill you!"

Fang Xiaoqing took out his gun and began to wrap her gold necklace around the gun.

Xiao Zhengyi quickly stopped Fang Xiaoqing, who had lost her senses.

"All in all, you have any unfulfilled desires to say as soon as possible, and we will help you realize it." Fang Xiaoqing finally stopped Fang Xiaoqing, and Xiao Zhengyi breathed a sigh of relief: "Anyway, your wish as a dead house is the same? Have a girlfriend or something..."

After finishing the two, they have already discussed it. As long as they don't exceed the girl's bottom line, this type of wish will be resolved by Xiao Zhengyi, who is currently facing Fang Xiaoqing's appearance.

"Let Kyoto spit out the fourth season of "All Gold ○ Frenzy"."

"I can't do it! I want to see it if I can!"

"Let Ren ○ Tang animate the "Pocket ○ Monster Special" series."

"Fuck, my life's dream!"

"Let G fat count to 3."

"Give up, it's out of help."

"Hehe, then you can also understand how powerless you are if you can't do anything!"

"Damn it, I can't refute..."

Xiao Zhengyi knelt to the ground and groaned with regret.

"So what, although I don't know who G Fat is, but if it's just the first two, maybe I can help." Fang Xiaoqing suddenly said: "My father's company and some animation clubs in Fusang also have Cooperation, if the production capital is less than 10 million, I can be the master."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiao Zhengyi and the ghost of the dead house exclaimed together.

Then the ghost of the dead house pia gave Xiao Zhengyi a slap: "You guys are so special, so surprised!"

Of course, because the ghost can't touch the real object, there is only a breeze blowing in the body.

"Yen?" Xiao Zhengyi swallowed.

"US dollars." Fang Xiaoqing replied indifferently.

Although I have long vaguely felt that Fang Xiaoqing's family is not simple, I did not expect to be the wealthy eldest lady who imagined it...

"Ten million to buy you a wish. In this way, you can feel our sincerity?" Fang Xiaoqing continued to say to the ghost of the dead house.

But the latter shook his head.

"I'm joking. Although I really want to see it, if I can realize my wish, I have more important things to ask you to do."

The ghost of the dead house floated to the corner of the room, and then began to tell his own story.

He was born in a scholarly family. His father was a university professor and his mother was the director of a hospital.

He has been strictly educated by his parents since he was young, and he is kept at home to study every day. The goal is naturally a school like Tsinghua University and Peking University.

He is very sensible, not noisy, quietly studying hard according to his parents' expectations.

But it may be because of his limited talent. Although his grades can be regarded as a top student, he still has a considerable distance from the expectations of his parents.

After failing the college entrance examination twice, he still failed to enter the highest school that all students envied.

The disappointed expression of his parents made his heart like being pressed by a heavy object, which accumulated considerable pressure.

A few years ago, on his mother’s birthday, he carefully selected exquisite gifts for his mother, but when they were sent out, his mother didn’t accept them. Instead, he said to him, “Compared to these, you can pass Tsinghua University. That is a better birthday gift than anything else at Peking University."

The mind was trampled on, the effort was ignored, and the hope was completely shattered with the third failure.

So he broke up with his parents, ran out by himself, rented a house outside, and then became addicted to anime games, from a top-notch generation to a dead house among the population.

"After my sudden death, my dad came to see me and said that my mom had become a little sluggish because of the shock, and even tended to be autistic. Even the job was affected, so I had to quit at home..." The house ghost curled up into a ball with a pained expression: "To be honest, I regret...Of course I am not regretting entering the house... It’s just that although their high expectations of me made me a little breathless, the way I resisted was wrong... If I could talk to them well, maybe none of this would happen..."

"So your wish..."

"I hope you can enlighten my mother and let her understand that even if I'm dead, people have to look forward... She and my dad are still young. If you can, it doesn't matter if you forget or forget me. Give me a younger brother. Or the younger sister is okay..." His nasal voice became heavy: "Well, if I am still alive, I will definitely become a qualified younger brother or younger sister."

"..."

Xiao Zhengyi felt that the atmosphere was a bit heavy for a while.

So he decided to change the subject to dilute the heavy atmosphere.

"Speaking of which, you live here, and where did the money to buy the house come from? Could it be the youngest..."

"Fuck you, I will be the anchor, and I have also contributed articles to animation magazines and sent guides to game magazines. I can earn almost this amount every month."

Speaking, the ghost wiped his face indiscriminately, and then compared a number.

"Wow, isn't this earning more than me!" Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but exclaimed, "Is this kind of stuff so profitable!"

"Is this too much?" Fang Xiaoqing tilted her head unclearly.

However, Xiao Zhengyi and the ghost of the dead house ignored her tacitly.

"Well, because of the interest in the house, I unexpectedly spent money..."

Having said that, the ghost looked around the house: "Speaking of which, the lease of my apartment is about to expire. After my mom's affairs are settled, you can help me donate comics and the like to the mountain area. Is it your child?...Although I only use them to escape reality, many of them can bring hope to people... Comics are things that bring smiles to people... Friendship, hard work and victory, I think they will definitely give children We have some beneficial effects."

"But you still have a small book that is not suitable for children..."

"Sell them and donate the money to Project Hope... No, you should burn them to me..."

"Hey, you salty and wet ghost!"

"Because there are a lot of heavy flavors in it...for example, different kinds of rapes, I think you might be regarded as perverted by selling this."

"What are you talking about, a ready-made pervert!"

"That..." Fang Xiaoqing asked curiously: "What does ‘yizhonjian’ mean?"

Dead Mansion Ghost & Xiao Zhengyi: "..."

"That's it, I will bless you in the sky... of..."

"Don't disappear like a ghost only at this time!"

…

According to the address provided by the ghost of the dead house, Xiao Zhengyi and the others found his original home.

The door was opened by a middle-aged woman with a gloomy expression.

"Comrade police, who are you looking for?"

"Excuse me, are you Ms. Wang Chunhua?" Xiao Zhengyi asked straightforwardly.

"Ah, yes..." The middle-aged woman looked a little cringe: "What are you looking for me?"

"We belong to the special case investigation team." Xiao Zhengyi flashed his credentials: "That's it. We received a report before saying that a strange sound came from your son's apartment. For public safety, we went to investigate. After a while, I found your son's relic inside."

"What..."

The middle-aged woman opened her mouth wide and moved a few times like a fish leaving the water, but she was too excited to say anything.

"First of all." Xiao Zhengyi took out a box wrapped in gift paper.

The middle-aged woman took the box and hurriedly tore open the gift paper outside.

Inside is a small brocade box.

She froze there as if struck by lightning—this was the gift her son wanted to give to herself the day before she moved out, but at that time she confiscated it.

"Then this." Fang Xiaoqing hurriedly handed another thing to the other party.

It was an envelope with a letter written by Xiao Zhengyi from the ghost of the dead house.

"Yes, this is my son's character...this is my son's character!"

The middle-aged woman grabbed the envelope and took out the letter paper with trembling hands.

[I’m dead, please don’t sorrow and cry, that is my door to another world opened. Although we are not in one world, you can’t see me, but you can still feel everything I left behind. When you leave, although it is difficult to accept, as time goes by, you will accept this fact. I also know that you who exist in this world will not forget me, but please believe that I will always be by your side. You, your gains, and your happiness are still my greatest comfort. 】

[Then, I want to say sorry to you. 】

[Sorry for not being able to meet your expectations; sorry for allowing you to take care of me so self-willed; sorry for not staying with you in front of the white bed; sorry for not snuggling by your side, and calling you mom and dad again. 】

[The happiest thing in my life is to become your son. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can continue to be your children-ah, isn't it too willful? So, if there is an afterlife, I hope you can become my children so that I can take good care of you. 】

[You are my favorite people in this world. 】

[Thank you, my dearest parents. 】

When the middle-aged woman finished reading the letter, she was already crying.

"What are you doing! Don't bully my wife!"

At this moment, her husband, who happened to be off work, saw this scene and ran towards this side waving the folder.

"Let's run~"

"Huh, why?!"

Xiao Zhengyi took Fang Xiaoqing's hand, who was still dazed, and ran together.

Fortunately, the man did not choose to chase them, but first comforted his wife.

After running for a while, the two of them staggered at the same time, and then they looked at each other with surprise in their eyes.

The body was changed back.

"This also means that that fellow has become a Buddha?" Fang Xiaoqing raised her head and looked in the direction of the apartment.

"En, but he should be satisfied, too." Xiao Zhengyi's expression was a little sorrowful.

In a sense, the ghost of the dead house is quite right (chou) his (wei) stomach (xiang) mouth (tou).

"Hand... still holding it." Fang Xiaoqing whispered.

"Ah, sorry." Xiao Zhengyi quickly released his hand.

But he was surprised to find that he felt a sense of loss in his heart.

"Now, I suddenly understand why my parents opposed me being a criminal police officer." Fang Xiaoqing walked forward with the back of her hands behind her back: "If I died on business, they would definitely be so sad..."

"So are you planning to resign?" Xiao Zhengyi asked in a frustrated manner.

"Of course not. If I resign, wouldn't I be able to meet such an interesting thing today? And there are interesting companions like you... I, I like this job more and more!"

"Oh, that's good..."

Xiao Zhengyi's face flushed slightly.

"Comrade police, wait a minute."

At this time, the middle-aged woman suddenly chased her.

"Aunt Wang, what's the matter?" Xiao Zhengyi hurriedly took this opportunity to adjust his emotions.

"I want to say thank you." Although her eyes are red and swollen, her expression is much brighter than before: "I really trouble you."

Xiao Zhengyi found a delicate necklace on her neck.

Is that a gift? That guy has a good vision...

After repeatedly pushing off the other party's invitation to invite them to eat at home, Xiao Zhengyi and Fang Xiaoqing returned to the police car and drove to the police station.

Thinking of the appearance of Ghost's parents, Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional.

Shouldn't you also call home?

But my father will definitely hesitate to say nothing, and my mother will ask myself when to bring a girlfriend home, right...

Xiao Zhengyi peeked at the girl next to him.

Fang Xiaoqing shook down the window glass of the police car, and the whistling wind made the girl's long hair fluttering, which was very beautiful.

The police car went all the way, and the sky was just right outside the window.