I Am a Big Player

Ren He thought of many possibilities to accomplish this task before, but none of them were suitable.

He thought about standing at the security check and suddenly taking out the violin and playing it for ten minutes, impressing other people with music, but this is reality, not making a movie, security personnel are not so easy to be impressed, his violin level is not bad at the master level, but the master level It's not so magical that pulling it out can make people lose their minds.

He thought about just standing there, anyway, no matter what you say, I will stand at the security checkpoint. But if there is no reason to stay like this, it is very likely that the police uncle at the airport will be called and taken away.

The time of 10 minutes is very embarrassing, just not too long or too short.

So he can only delay the time from another angle.

When he calmly passed the security checkpoint, the security checkpoint rang twice. The security inspector who was staring at the testing computer whispered a word, and the handsome white American guy in the security checkpoint was stunned for a moment when he heard the voice and said to Ren He, "Do you have a liquid container on you?"

Ren He pretended to be thoughtful and thought for 20 seconds, then suddenly realized that he took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to him.

The handsome white guy said politely: "Please go back and go through the security gate again."

Ren He walked back to the security gate slowly with a smile on his face, and then walked in again, as slow as he wanted, people who didn't know thought he was disabled

As a result, when I just walked into the security gate, the security gate rang again!

The handsome Caucasian guy turned his head and asked a few questions with his fellow who was staring at the testing computer, probably asking what was going on, then turned his head and said politely to Ren He, "Do you have any other liquid containers on you?"

Ren He pretended to be thoughtful and thought about it for 20 seconds, then suddenly realized again, took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to him

The handsome white guys were all fascinated at the time, are you kidding me? ! Why don't you take out just two lighters at once? Do we still need to go through the complicated process of contemplation and sudden realization? !

The handsome white guy's face turned black at the time, he was very angry, but he still kept smiling and said, "Do you still have a lighter?"

"No more," Ren He said with certainty. He has been thinking about this issue. He is obviously here to delay time, but he can't make the other party feel that he is here to delay time, so the lighter matter has been played twice. I can't play anymore, and it probably won't work if I play any more. People can just check it directly.

"Then please go through the security gate again and I will pass through the equipment to scan at the same time.

Then I'll give you a full body check," the handsome white man said with a polite smile.

"Okay," Ren He cheerfully and slowly walked through the security gate again. This time the security gate did not ring again, and the handsome white guy let out a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it is not the peak time for boarding, and so many security checkpoints will not affect the security procedures of other passengers. In fact, Ren He is also very helpless, what can he do! ?

I have to persist for 10 minutes no matter what, but the ink stain has only passed 5 minutes so far. Even if the subsequent manual body inspection and luggage inspection are exhausted, it will be over in about 1 minute. What about the remaining 4 minutes? boil? ! This is a big problem!

There was nothing wrong with Ren He's whole body inspection. He doesn't even have a piece of metal on his body now, and all the keys are in the suitcase. The handsome white guy at the security check is finally relieved at this time, this is not someone who deliberately finds fault

However, when Ren He's luggage passed through the luggage aisle, there was still a big problem during the inspection. The inspector who was staring at the computer was a little suspicious, as if he had found something serious

He greeted the handsome white guy, then pulled Ren He's luggage to the table next to the security checkpoint and opened it. While opening it, he said to Ren He, "Do you have a lot of liquid containers in this suitcase?"

Then the moment they opened it, it was silly!

Because there is only a big bucket of mineral water in the suitcase besides some odds and ends of keys and the like!

Really a big bucket! Big, big bucket!

The two security inspectors checked it carefully. Well, the seal of the mineral water is intact, but that doesn't mean it has no problems, and no matter whether it has problems or not, it cannot be brought on the plane.

The eyes of the two of them looking at Ren He became weird. They all bring special products, so you bring a big bucket of mineral water? ! Can't understand this behavior at all? To drink on the plane? There are drinks on the plane, you are not going to take a bus!

The handsome white man said calmly to Ren He: "Hi sir, your bucket of mineral water cannot be brought on the plane."

Ren He smiled shyly: "It's okay, I can finish drinking here."

The two staff members at the security checkpoint are completely in a bad mood. Yes, if the drinks at the security checkpoint are impassable, in principle, passengers can finish their drinks here, but they never thought of suggesting this to Ren He Finish your drink here.

Because it is too much, I wipe it, how can I finish it! Are you sick? You bought a plane ticket to drink mineral water here!

In fact, the bucket of mineral water that Ren He bought was also found after searching for a long time in the supermarket, which is a bit bigger than the largest bucket of Nongfu Spring in China.

What he wants to use is the rule that passengers can drink up at the security checkpoint to delay time. Ren He can't make trouble at the airport, and he can't make trouble. He will really be taken away by the police uncle, especially if he makes trouble at the airport or on the plane. It is very easy to be included in the blacklist of the visa, so all the methods he can use must be limited within the rules. He still used his super memory to find this method in one of Wang Baoqiang’s filmmakers on his Journey. At that time, Wang Baoqiang simply didn’t want to waste it, but Ren He’s eyes lit up. This is a good way to delay time.

The handsome white man passed the bucket of mineral water to Ren He with a numb expression, and Ren He took it and unscrewed the lid and began to drink it.

Hiss, the two security inspectors gasped, looking at the posture, they really wanted to finish their drink! You are a bucket!

While drinking, Ren He looked at the electronic time in the airport lobby. In fact, he didn't need to finish his drink, he only needed to use it to stay up for ten minutes.

Seeing that Ren He had already drunk half of the bucket, the handsome white man suddenly said worriedly, "Don't drink it, it's not good for your health."

Ten minutes up! After hearing what the handsome white guy said, Ren He immediately put down the bucket: "Okay, I'll listen to you, stop drinking."

The handsome white guy's face is green, does it work for me to talk?

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